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| Date Signed Up: | 3/25/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/14/2016 |
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| #17 - Yes I did | 12/25/2015 on Russia bringing Christmas... | 0 |
| #15 - I see [+] (2 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Russia bringing Christmas... | 0 |
| Y'see why the Geneva Convention is a thing? Think that's bad, have you seen the aftermath of Agent Orange defoliant? | ||
| #13 - Is it more painful then others? And If, how so [+] (4 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Russia bringing Christmas... | 0 |
| Imagine just a single piece of sand, burning hot enough to almost turn to glass, put on your chest. It can't be put out by water, water makes that shit hotter. The only way to treat it is to dig it out with some forceps, or in emergency cases, a knife then treat the hole/burn area. Now imagine instead of just one grain of sand, it's an entire sandbox. White hot. And it just got dumped on you. GG Y'see why the Geneva Convention is a thing? Think that's bad, have you seen the aftermath of Agent Orange defoliant? | ||
| #3 - This is from Monster Hunter right? Hows that thing called? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/25/2015 on It's Christmas | +1 |
| #6 - >no bonzi buddy **** setup | 12/25/2015 on need IT support, my... | +3 |
| #11 - I never got why they would be banned though. They kill people,… [+] (9 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Russia bringing Christmas... | 0 |
| As far as I know, it's not for the damage like the other replies say, but because it's so random, like chemical weapons.. you can't really aim them and they destroy everything. Imagine just a single piece of sand, burning hot enough to almost turn to glass, put on your chest. It can't be put out by water, water makes that shit hotter. The only way to treat it is to dig it out with some forceps, or in emergency cases, a knife then treat the hole/burn area. Now imagine instead of just one grain of sand, it's an entire sandbox. White hot. And it just got dumped on you. GG Y'see why the Geneva Convention is a thing? Think that's bad, have you seen the aftermath of Agent Orange defoliant? | ||
| #57 - Picture | 12/25/2015 on SOULE IS A C--- | +17 |
| #67 - Thanks | 12/24/2015 on FINNISH HIM! | +1 |
| #7 - Haha, "Ich Furze" means "Im farting" in Ge… | 12/24/2015 on "Fart Machine" | +4 |
| #60 - **** , what was that song called again Nice gondolas… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on FINNISH HIM! | +1 |
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| #3 - I wanted to be part of a community [+] (3 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on came for porn, stayed for... | +16 |
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| #14 - Really ***** | 12/24/2015 on Ireland | +10 |
| #23 - Youre dreaming about being a school shooter tackling 12 year olds? [+] (1 new reply) | 12/24/2015 on jihad jihad allah snacks | 0 |
| #1 - Where the **** is Brunei [+] (2 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on Claustrophobia | 0 |
| It's a very small country on the north coast of the right island of malaysia, friend | ||
| #2 - No. Then again, Florida, Ohio and so on are just parts of the … [+] (13 new replies) | 12/24/2015 on Stephen Colbert | +25 |
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anon (12/24/2015) [-] True, but my finger covers the whole of Germany on a map - therefore I am guaranteed to be correct. If I ask you where Kansas City, Kansan, is (on the same map) you couldn't put your finger on it. But by population, California (with nearly 40 million people) is bigger than most European countries. We have 11 states with more than 10 million people in them (four of which are over 20 million), which makes them fairly sizable. That makes them more geopolitically relevant than a number of European countries. Which is a flaw in the education. Overall, those states aren't very important. We're not going to have to wait through tense negotiations between Arizona and Utah, while fearing that Nevada might come in to try and take advantage of the situations. European countries, however, are far more important- they are sovereign nations and have differing laws, governments, etc etc. Says the euro fag where it is nearly impossible to own guns and amo without being apart of the military. If the citizens of the USA felt like it, they could wage scorched earth warfare against each other. What the fuck can your citizens do? Oh right, they simulate gun fire and get arrested by the police. Considering how pathetic your armed forces AND citizenry are in comparison to ours, you like to boast much. #20 -
anon (12/24/2015) [-] Don't you have a child who bit a Pop-Tart into the shape of a gun to suspend? Yeah, because Americans are always glued to their TV's, terrified of whether Norway and Finland can decide who owns one square mile before World War 3 breaks out. Belgian politics definitely impact us less than Californian politics, because California's part of our country and has 40 million citizens. | ||
| #14 - What for [+] (5 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on jihad jihad allah snacks | +1 |
| I remember when I was 12 and day dreamed about tackling school shooters. You'll grow out of it son Youre dreaming about being a school shooter tackling 12 year olds? | ||
| #11138208 - Hi [+] (1 new reply) | 12/23/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11138172 - **** off you retarded ************** [+] (3 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #2 - sudminator Awww, would you look at that | 12/23/2015 on Snuggle time | 0 |
| #132 - Seems like it, since cats do it all the time, and you love the… | 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels | 0 |
| #130 - Youre such a faggot man. I never disliked cats, but they next … | 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels | 0 |
| #128 - Now theyve become the vermin, and If you would kill a living h… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels | 0 |
| Huggy buggy aaaaaaaaw, I didnt say i would kill a human for the sake of a mangy sickly stray cat, I said I would kill you my friend. Youre such a faggot man. I never disliked cats, but they next time I see a stray running over the street Ill step on the gas and do something good for the world | ||
| #127 - Ah, so you are retarded. Why would I want to Anon, I take my r… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels | 0 |
| Well you are a problem to me, so can I kill you now? Before you procreate and create more problems, can I? Pretty please Can I at least neuter you? That would be the "humane" thing to do right? You know Johnny your account here might be all some cat lovers on 4chan need to find you Well to find you address, for me so keep laughing son. Seems like it, since cats do it all the time, and you love them so much | ||
| #126 - Not all cats, just stray cats. They have to at least be neuter… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/23/2015 on Beware of Feels | 0 |
| #8 - Stevie Wonder is blind [+] (3 new replies) | 12/23/2015 on Twitch chat doing work | +37 |
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I'm now befriended with jonnyfrosty.
Am I cool now? Please
previous comment had a typo
Am I cool now? Please
previous comment had a typo
hey who made you your profile pic?
i want joan cornella themed pic
i want joan cornella themed pic
titaniums, but he doesnt make them anymore, and I dont want to annoy him
Gotta show people where your territory is, man. What's yours is yours. Gotta keep people in line.
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kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Well, that's good. Overactive tits can cause serious health issues.
Like boneitis.
Like boneitis.
It's important to be aware of your health.
Be sure to drink your milk daily.
Be sure to drink your milk daily.
That's part of my daily routine.
I occasionally go for strawberry milk when I wanna smell nice.
I occasionally go for strawberry milk when I wanna smell nice.
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anon (11/01/2015) [-]
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okay, ich hatte gehofft, das du offline bist und nicht mitbekommst, das ich dich hägge
ich komme net wirklich aus leibzig, nur so zur info
ich komme net wirklich aus leibzig, nur so zur info
hatte denn wehichstens alle dadeien von de festpladde gelöscht ?
Meen armer Pee Zeh hatte keene Chanze. Dat war in der DDR noch allet anders
Guilty as charged. I used the botanical dimensions option from this dreamscopeapp.com/editor
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yourdonutz ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-] **yourdonutz used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**yourdonutz rolls 29** dubs get
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**yourdonutz rolls 29** dubs get
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 96** dubs git gud
**jonnyfrosty rolls 96** dubs git gud
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truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** **truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 0,590**
**truezen rolled image** **truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 0,590**
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jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 88**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 88**
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jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 567** Thats not all that Im capable of
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 567** Thats not all that Im capable of
I used the force to count from 5 to 7, see! Im a magician
The pic you rolled looks exactly like the smiley How you do that
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 82,654**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 82,654**
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.**
**truezen rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
**truezen rolls What made the paladin fall? _**
**truezen rolls Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.**
**truezen rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
**truezen rolls What made the paladin fall? _**
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jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-] **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 4, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Magic missile.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Alcoholism.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Rapenards.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My first kill.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Magic missile.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Alcoholism.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Rapenards.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My first kill.**
What do you mean, those were good! You just want to defend your throne!
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Fabricating statistics.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Puppies!**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Fabricating statistics.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Puppies!**
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls I need your clothes, your bike, and _.** lets play
**truezen rolls I need your clothes, your bike, and _.** lets play
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.** 2 l8 right now for me. Going to give you this right now, and I will check out your hilarious answer tomorrow, deal?
**jonnyfrosty rolls Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.** 2 l8 right now for me. Going to give you this right now, and I will check out your hilarious answer tomorrow, deal?
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.** " No wonder lovin is easy when someone is literally a giant hole. Do it again!
**jonnyfrosty rolls Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.** " No wonder lovin is easy when someone is literally a giant hole. Do it again!
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls War! What is it good for?** Damnit, I just wanted you to roll a question for me. Seems like I have to do it
**jonnyfrosty rolls War! What is it good for?** Damnit, I just wanted you to roll a question for me. Seems like I have to do it
Your roll luck left you. Seems like tis time for la revolucion. Go ask me something, and then watch my roll magic go to work
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Autocannibalism.**How did jonnyfrosty get his name?
**truezen rolls Autocannibalism.**How did jonnyfrosty get his name?
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My gay ex-husband.** Thats because you meant to roll this
**jonnyfrosty rolls My gay ex-husband.** Thats because you meant to roll this
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls A gentle caress of the inner thigh.** The rapture
**jonnyfrosty rolls A gentle caress of the inner thigh.** The rapture

