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#132 - Bro, we were talking lightsaber duels, not any of what youve m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII 0
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#136 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
But those go along with the lightsaber duels and make them even more enjoyable. They arent just action scenes. They have meaning and purpose because of these aspects
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#137 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
That may be, but thats not my point. Im talking about the quality of the fight, i.e. the choreography and "sportsmanship"
#128 - Mate, the nostalgia is the only thing that makes those scenes …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII 0
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#131 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah it's all nostalgia, that's exactly why Empire Strikes Back is regarded as one of the best science fiction movies of all time. Forget the characters, plot, dialogue, motives, etc. because it's all nostalgia
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#132 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Bro, we were talking lightsaber duels, not any of what youve mentioned there
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#136 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
But those go along with the lightsaber duels and make them even more enjoyable. They arent just action scenes. They have meaning and purpose because of these aspects
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#137 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
That may be, but thats not my point. Im talking about the quality of the fight, i.e. the choreography and "sportsmanship"
#19 - dovahben, whats your problem  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +1
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
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#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
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#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
#8 - Light?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Daddy Issues 0
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#9 - warzon (12/31/2015) [-]
Well, the saber itself is made up of many different materials, what I'm focusing is the focusing portion, which sends the sword bits where it needs to go, although it makes it unstable, it doesn't really stop people from doing crazy shit with sabers anyways. Which is why a Cross shaped saber isn't really that bad from perspective, all your really doing is drawing more power from the crystal.
#18 - "Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +1
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
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#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
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#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
#16 - He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +5
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
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#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
User avatar
#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
User avatar
#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
#14 - Maybe Luke trained with a stick?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +5
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
User avatar
#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
User avatar
#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
User avatar
#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
#12 - Eh, I didnt feel like that, but I can see where youre coming f…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +6
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#13 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
that wont be a lightsaber duel though
that'd be a force battle

I mean luke's been living without his lightsaber for a decade or two
and Snoke looks like the kind of "I'm not getting up out of my chair if I can help it" kind of sith lord whos all about the dank dark magic shit
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe Luke trained with a stick?
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
User avatar
#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
User avatar
#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
User avatar
#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
User avatar
#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
#10 - I liked II more than III in some aspects, the other way around…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Leaked scene from episode VIII +3
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#11 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand that the two duelists are both soppy nerds who dont know what theyre doing, so maybe their fight was lame for story reasons

But the fact still remains, VII had the worst most pathetic lightsaber duels I'veseen in an official star wars production
And for reasons or no that's kind of disappointing
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#12 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I didnt feel like that, but I can see where youre coming from. This way or another, we can both agree on that theres always room for improvement. Luke vs Snoke ultra fight 2018
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#13 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
that wont be a lightsaber duel though
that'd be a force battle

I mean luke's been living without his lightsaber for a decade or two
and Snoke looks like the kind of "I'm not getting up out of my chair if I can help it" kind of sith lord whos all about the dank dark magic shit
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe Luke trained with a stick?
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
User avatar
#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
User avatar
#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
User avatar
#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
User avatar
#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
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#9 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked it tbh
warts and all
honestly I was the worst and III the best of the 3
II was bland as fuck in places and pretty alright in others
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#10 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked II more than III in some aspects, the other way around in others. Really hard to tell what I like more. By the way, in all fairness, maybe the fighting in VII was not as good because the respective characters are storywise supposed to be pretty much amateurs, save for Kylo Ren, but still
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#11 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand that the two duelists are both soppy nerds who dont know what theyre doing, so maybe their fight was lame for story reasons

But the fact still remains, VII had the worst most pathetic lightsaber duels I'veseen in an official star wars production
And for reasons or no that's kind of disappointing
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#12 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I didnt feel like that, but I can see where youre coming from. This way or another, we can both agree on that theres always room for improvement. Luke vs Snoke ultra fight 2018
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#13 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
that wont be a lightsaber duel though
that'd be a force battle

I mean luke's been living without his lightsaber for a decade or two
and Snoke looks like the kind of "I'm not getting up out of my chair if I can help it" kind of sith lord whos all about the dank dark magic shit
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe Luke trained with a stick?
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
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#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
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#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
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#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
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#7 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
yaas

but the little spat between him and empy in the senate hall was one of my most memorable fights
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#8 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but I didnt watch episode 3 until late, and when I did it was on some (completly legal) streaming site, and thus hadnt much effect on me
#9 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked it tbh
warts and all
honestly I was the worst and III the best of the 3
II was bland as fuck in places and pretty alright in others
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#10 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked II more than III in some aspects, the other way around in others. Really hard to tell what I like more. By the way, in all fairness, maybe the fighting in VII was not as good because the respective characters are storywise supposed to be pretty much amateurs, save for Kylo Ren, but still
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#11 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand that the two duelists are both soppy nerds who dont know what theyre doing, so maybe their fight was lame for story reasons

But the fact still remains, VII had the worst most pathetic lightsaber duels I'veseen in an official star wars production
And for reasons or no that's kind of disappointing
User avatar
#12 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I didnt feel like that, but I can see where youre coming from. This way or another, we can both agree on that theres always room for improvement. Luke vs Snoke ultra fight 2018
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#13 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
that wont be a lightsaber duel though
that'd be a force battle

I mean luke's been living without his lightsaber for a decade or two
and Snoke looks like the kind of "I'm not getting up out of my chair if I can help it" kind of sith lord whos all about the dank dark magic shit
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe Luke trained with a stick?
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
User avatar
#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
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#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
User avatar
#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
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#122 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
lol are you seven? I can agree that the fight in ANH is "boring" and anticlimactic, but the scenes in Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are filled with emotion and demonstrate the dynamics between Luke and Vader

What fights are your favorite? When little old cartoon Yoda is flipping around fighting Dooku/Sidious with nothing actually happening? Or is it when Anakin and Obi Wan fight in lava for like twenty minutes and do some stupid ass tarzan swings?
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#128 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Mate, the nostalgia is the only thing that makes those scenes appear as great as you describe it, face it. Its not even a bad thing, but the fights in the newer episodes are simply much mroe fluent and dynamic, which is also due to newly available technic
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#131 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah it's all nostalgia, that's exactly why Empire Strikes Back is regarded as one of the best science fiction movies of all time. Forget the characters, plot, dialogue, motives, etc. because it's all nostalgia
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#132 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Bro, we were talking lightsaber duels, not any of what youve mentioned there
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#136 - tauntaun (12/31/2015) [-]
But those go along with the lightsaber duels and make them even more enjoyable. They arent just action scenes. They have meaning and purpose because of these aspects
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#137 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
That may be, but thats not my point. Im talking about the quality of the fight, i.e. the choreography and "sportsmanship"
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#5 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
idk they were kinda meh but that can be forgiven
a weakness of the time, where coreographing violence was probably reserved for bigger brands of the era

I'll stand by this to the grave but, for all their faults, the prequels had the best lightsaber duels of the franchise
#53 - guldknight (12/31/2015) [-]
Bitch, dont get me started on the animated series
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#70 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
get started
get going even
#37 - grammarofficer (12/31/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, great choreography.
I liked them too, for all the whooshing and lights, but they look silly compared to the original trilogy fights.
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#112 - Funnel (12/31/2015) [-]
Is there a cooler precognition duel move in Star Wars I missed?
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#98 - bloodharbringer (12/31/2015) [-]
everyone shits on this part where they fling the lightsabers at each other, but the strike that comes right after is the bomb.

Like, stop.
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#50 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Not really, they mostly look great.
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#34 - mcassio (12/31/2015) [-]
I imagine the new series will wind up having something on par. 7 had a fantastic excuse, one so good I would even call it a reason; everyone that holds a lightsaber in that movie is very inexperienced, even Kylo Ren, who has never fought another Jedi before. Of course they are going seem inept; they ARE inept!
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#6 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Of course they did, and I have no problem to say that Yoda entering the hall on Geonosis, then throwing away his walking stick and turns batshit was one of the best moments for me in the entire franchise
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#7 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
yaas

but the little spat between him and empy in the senate hall was one of my most memorable fights
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#8 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but I didnt watch episode 3 until late, and when I did it was on some (completly legal) streaming site, and thus hadnt much effect on me
#9 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked it tbh
warts and all
honestly I was the worst and III the best of the 3
II was bland as fuck in places and pretty alright in others
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#10 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
I liked II more than III in some aspects, the other way around in others. Really hard to tell what I like more. By the way, in all fairness, maybe the fighting in VII was not as good because the respective characters are storywise supposed to be pretty much amateurs, save for Kylo Ren, but still
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#11 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Yeah I understand that the two duelists are both soppy nerds who dont know what theyre doing, so maybe their fight was lame for story reasons

But the fact still remains, VII had the worst most pathetic lightsaber duels I'veseen in an official star wars production
And for reasons or no that's kind of disappointing
User avatar
#12 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Eh, I didnt feel like that, but I can see where youre coming from. This way or another, we can both agree on that theres always room for improvement. Luke vs Snoke ultra fight 2018
User avatar
#13 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
that wont be a lightsaber duel though
that'd be a force battle

I mean luke's been living without his lightsaber for a decade or two
and Snoke looks like the kind of "I'm not getting up out of my chair if I can help it" kind of sith lord whos all about the dank dark magic shit
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
Maybe Luke trained with a stick?
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#15 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
He mightve
but given the dozy trance-like look on his face when Rey showed up, I doubt it

I bet he's just been meditating so hard he's been tripping off force-acid
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
He stood there since the day he arrived on the planet. He has no dialog in the movie because his only line wouldve been "Duuuuuuuude"
#17 - captainprincess (12/31/2015) [-]
Skywalker is too damn true son
he's been skippin' the clouds
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#18 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
"Cloudcity" alright, he just came there to meet his homie Jamal Lando for the wares. In all seriousness I think there are some great duels to come, I think that should be the least of worries. Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world
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#19 - jonnyfrosty (12/31/2015) [-]
dovahben, whats your problem
#21 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
"Disney can afford the best choreographers of the world."
"Not to mention the fights in episode 4-6."

You see, the lightsaber duels in the original movies wasn't about the choreography, it was about the characters. Considering the Empire strikes back is one of the best films ever made by many, you may have missed the point entirely. The movies aren't just so that people can stare blankly at a movie screen for two hours waiting for the next action scene to come along. They're made for you to care about the characters and have a few more neurons working in tandem than the average kid. The confrontation between Vader and Luke on Bespin was the consequence of Luke disobeying Yoda, for Yoda saw that Luke was no where near ready to take on a Sith lord. Vader is talking the whole time during the fight, Luke is no match for him. That principle extends into Return as well. When Vader is taunting Luke, Luke bursts into an outrage, wailing on Vader with no grace or form, eventually slicing his hand off. It's about the emotion and why we even are in the theatre in the first place. Because we care about the characters. I don't really give a shred of a damn about Darth Maul because I had no idea why he was in the movie except to give the teenagers a lightsaber duel. That's where the prequels fell apart for me, they were all spectacle, no substance. I don't know about you but I like to be invested in a movie or series. But I could possibly tell by my quotes you don't really care for storytelling, which may be understandable; but will get my criticism nonetheless.
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#49 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
And i do care about the characters in the prequels, i do. I feel invested in every lightsaber fight in the saga because i enjoy the characters. My favourite duel is RotJ.

Also, if you wrote this by yourself im impressed but it sounds an awful lot like RLM rant on the prequels, so im assuming you copied it.
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#144 - dovahben (01/12/2016) [-]
I've been MIA for a bit, but don't get me wrong. I love the ideas of the sith and jedi, conflicting with each other and eventually the Sith get the upper hand. I do like the fact that Anakin's major character trait is that is afraid of loss, which almost everyone can relate to, considering the rules of the Jedi. That's where I disagree with plinkett on occasions, the prequels expanded the lore, yet I beleive it could have been told more efficiently. Now I don't hate the prequels indiscriminately, Mcdiarmid killed it as emperor, and if Christensen were given the right direction and focus, he could have made a great "conflicted and morally confused" Jedi. It's the reason I like Kylo so much, I think Anakin should have behaved like him. Conflicting emotions with outbursts of adolescence and foolery. But I agree the clone wars should have had clones as villains as RLM suggested; no disrespect to a droid commander like you. But I honestly felt there was some wasted potential in the movies. I know Greivous was a badass in the cartoons but I'm thinking about the movie timeline. I'm open to dissenting opinions, because I like to discuss. I do, however feel Empire is one of the best movies ever made, even though the middle gets slow at points. Yoda was there to teach the audience about the force, even at my age it fills me with awe when I hear that clip on youtube or in the movies.
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#120 - dovahben (12/31/2015) [-]
I drew inspiration from them, but the words are my own.
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#121 - cisdroidcommander (12/31/2015) [-]
Impressive. I thought you just looked up a quote from the RLM reviews and copied them but if you actually wrote all this im impressed, even if i disagree.
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#40 - asasqw (12/31/2015) [-]
But to put it into cannon logic Luke got like two weeks of training with yoda and has no fucking idea what he is doing. Vader was going easy on him attempting to turn him, but holds back on their final confrontation since he feels for his son, which ends up poking the wrong buttons putting luke into a blind rage something Vader wasn't expexting
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Serotonin isn't a drug. It's a neurotransmitter. Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are drugs though.
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User avatar #1067 to #1066 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
I meant those. So, you still wanna be friends or what
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User avatar #1070 to #1067 - Sethorein (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm concerned for your health o.o
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#1071 to #1070 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
Accept my friendship you damn tease
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User avatar #1057 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
Have a great day today, you deserve it.
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User avatar #1054 - twi ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
<3
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User avatar #1052 - parti ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
hey who made you your profile pic?
i want joan cornella themed pic
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#1061 to #1052 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
i can make you something quick, this is the template i use, what do you want the profile pic re-styled as?
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User avatar #1072 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
hey if you didn't start yet
i would like it restyled as a sonic
you can get pretty inspired buy the sanics on my profile
if youre already started on the hamster one then don't bother with this one
i appreciate this deeply sorry for bugging you
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User avatar #1073 to #1072 - titaniums (12/29/2015) [-]
i can make both, no problems
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User avatar #1069 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
colors close to current pp
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User avatar #1068 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
hamster themed
i'm not picky so anything of your talents would be greatly valued
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User avatar #1053 to #1052 - jonnyfrosty (11/24/2015) [-]
titaniums, but he doesnt make them anymore, and I dont want to annoy him
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#1040 to #1039 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
What did I do to deserve such a vicious attack?
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User avatar #1041 to #1040 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you're the one attacking.
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#1042 to #1041 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
My God, what did I do
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User avatar #1043 to #1042 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Gotta show people where your territory is, man. What's yours is yours. Gotta keep people in line.
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#1044 to #1043 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
Alright, get the **** off my turf then
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#1046 to #1045 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
My tits are as clam as ever
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#1047 to #1046 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Well, that's good. Overactive tits can cause serious health issues. Like boneitis.
Well, that's good. Overactive tits can cause serious health issues.

Like boneitis.
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#1048 to #1047 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
Why did you remind me
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User avatar #1049 to #1048 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
It's important to be aware of your health.

Be sure to drink your milk daily.
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User avatar #1051 to #1050 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
That's part of my daily routine.

I occasionally go for strawberry milk when I wanna smell nice.
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#1032 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
(o)(o).....
.(__)....
..().....Güden tog
..()..
..()....
..().....isch bin en hägga aus Leipzsch
.()....
()....un diss iss en selbstprögrammirder
.().....
...()...bösartscher Combjuderwurm
....()....
....()....
...()...
...()..Da isch noch net sö viel weeß vom
.().....Combjuder
..()...iss des en manueller Wurm
..()....
.().....
..()...
....()....Also schickese den Wurm
...()....
..()...an alle die se kennen.
..()..
().....
()...
()....und löschen se bidde
.().....
..()...alle Dadeien von de Festpladde.
...()...
...()....
..()...
(). Vielen Dank für Ihre Mitorbeid.
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User avatar #1033 to #1032 - jonnyfrosty (11/01/2015) [-]
Mach ich, solidderking
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User avatar #1034 to #1033 - solidderking (11/01/2015) [-]
okay, ich hatte gehofft, das du offline bist und nicht mitbekommst, das ich dich hägge
ich komme net wirklich aus leibzig, nur so zur info

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User avatar #1035 to #1034 - jonnyfrosty (11/01/2015) [-]
Dat hatte ick mir och schon jedacht
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User avatar #1036 to #1035 - solidderking (11/02/2015) [-]
hatte denn wehichstens alle dadeien von de festpladde gelöscht ?
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User avatar #1037 to #1036 - jonnyfrosty (11/02/2015) [-]
Meen armer Pee Zeh hatte keene Chanze. Dat war in der DDR noch allet anders
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User avatar #1038 to #1037 - solidderking (11/03/2015) [-]
wier wollen die maua zurück
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#1018 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
did you get your profile edited?

it kinda looks like this effect
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User avatar #1019 to #1018 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Guilty as charged. I used the botanical dimensions option from this dreamscopeapp.com/editor
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User avatar #1020 to #1019 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
naaaiz
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User avatar #1021 to #1020 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Im actually amazed you saw it at all
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User avatar #1024 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
I can change if you want
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User avatar #1026 to #1024 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Haha, not at all
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User avatar #1023 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
sorry to be such a rip off but I just did the same
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User avatar #1022 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
I remember when that guy made serveral people's profile pics (sadly he never got the time to do mine) but I always liked yours. And now I noticed it got even more awesome
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#1025 to #1022 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Jeez, thanks. And thanks to titaniums, once again, for the fresh pic
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#1027 to #1025 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
titaniums make profile pic pls
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User avatar #1062 to #1027 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
i think you were on my to do list, sorry i never got to yours, lost the list cuz of ****** laptop and ragequit drawing those things

you just want a orc cornella style, yeah?
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User avatar #1063 to #1062 - walhor (12/28/2015) [-]
Sure, that would be great
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User avatar #1028 to #1027 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
How do you link someone like that
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User avatar #1029 to #1028 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
@ name
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#1017 to #1016 - jonnyfrosty (10/15/2015) [-]
Thats all the "Ech" you have?
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User avatar #1014 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
you have money i can borrow
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User avatar #1015 to #1014 - jonnyfrosty (10/03/2015) [-]
Do I look like Germany? Are you Greece?
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#1012 - yourdonutz ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**yourdonutz used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**yourdonutz rolls 29** dubs get
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User avatar #1013 to #1012 - jonnyfrosty (09/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 96** dubs git gud
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#989 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** **truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 0,590**
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#990 to #989 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 88**
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User avatar #992 to #990 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
Dubs
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#994 to #992 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 567** Thats not all that Im capable of
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User avatar #996 to #994 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
I used the force to count from 5 to 7, see! Im a magician
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#995 to #994 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**
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User avatar #999 to #995 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
The pic you rolled looks exactly like the smiley How you do that
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User avatar #1001 to #999 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
magic
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#998 to #995 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
Local truezen played like a fiddle
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#1002 to #1000 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
The 1000th comment on my profile! Hurray!
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#1005 to #1004 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**I feel so honored to be part of this magical milestone
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#1007 to #1006 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** <----mfw
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#1008 to #1007 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** mfw yfw makes no sense to me
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#1010 to #1008 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** mfw i have no face
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#1009 to #1008 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** mfw mfw makes no sense too
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User avatar #1011 to #1009 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"**
**truezen rolls 43,837**
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User avatar #991 to #990 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
Damn, If Id have rolled Hitler it wouldve been perfect
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User avatar #993 to #991 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 9,384**
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User avatar #997 to #993 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 82,654**
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User avatar #986 to #985 - jonnyfrosty (09/03/2015) [-]
Wow thanks
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User avatar #963 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.**
**truezen rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
**truezen rolls What made the paladin fall? _**
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#964 to #963 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Exchanging pleasantries.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Flying sex snakes.**
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User avatar #966 to #964 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls _. That's how I want to die.**
**truezen rolls With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.**
**truezen rolls Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.**hahahaha number 2
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#968 to #966 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 4, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Magic missile.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Alcoholism.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Rapenards.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My first kill.**
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User avatar #971 to #970 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
What do you mean, those were good! You just want to defend your throne!
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User avatar #974 to #973 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Ive got you all figured out!
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User avatar #969 to #968 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Except for the last one, I dont get that one
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User avatar #972 to #969 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!**
**truezen rolls Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.** lets try 2
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User avatar #976 to #972 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Fabricating statistics.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Puppies!**
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User avatar #982 to #967 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Do you accept that your throne is mine now?
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User avatar #948 - truezen (08/21/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls I need your clothes, your bike, and _.** lets play
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User avatar #949 to #948 - jonnyfrosty (08/21/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.** 2 l8 right now for me. Going to give you this right now, and I will check out your hilarious answer tomorrow, deal?
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User avatar #950 to #949 - truezen (08/21/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A whale's blowhole** deal
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User avatar #951 to #950 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.** " No wonder lovin is easy when someone is literally a giant hole. Do it again!
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User avatar #952 to #951 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A bigger, blacker dick.**
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User avatar #954 to #952 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Hm. Couldve been better
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User avatar #960 to #959 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls War! What is it good for?** Damnit, I just wanted you to roll a question for me. Seems like I have to do it
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User avatar #961 to #960 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls The hardworking Mexican.**
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User avatar #962 to #961 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Your roll luck left you. Seems like tis time for la revolucion. Go ask me something, and then watch my roll magic go to work
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#945 - reican (08/20/2015) [-]
EMBRACE THE TURBODUCK
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User avatar #933 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Autocannibalism.**How did jonnyfrosty get his name?
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User avatar #946 to #933 - reican (08/20/2015) [-]
he froze his lil Johnny
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User avatar #934 to #933 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
So he was the ******* snowman????
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User avatar #935 to #934 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
I was ******* the snowman
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User avatar #938 to #937 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's my anti-drug?**
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User avatar #939 to #938 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A bag of magic beans.**
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User avatar #940 to #939 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
not a very good anti drug
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User avatar #941 to #940 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My gay ex-husband.** Thats because you meant to roll this
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User avatar #942 to #941 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.**
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User avatar #943 to #942 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls A gentle caress of the inner thigh.** The rapture
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User avatar #944 to #943 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]


now u ask me
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