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Date Signed Up:3/25/2012
Last Login:1/14/2016
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#127 - I was just making jokes to begin with  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on German soldier +1
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#128 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
Okay then.
#125 - Whered you find this  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on German soldier +1
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#126 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
People were talking about Light Discipline on /K/ a while ago. Smoking was obviously the main focus.
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#127 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
I was just making jokes to begin with
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#128 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
Okay then.
#123 - Damn son  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2015 on German soldier +1
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#124 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
What?
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#125 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
Whered you find this
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#126 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
People were talking about Light Discipline on /K/ a while ago. Smoking was obviously the main focus.
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#127 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
I was just making jokes to begin with
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#128 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
Okay then.
#6 - A 5'11 manlet next to a 6'0 masterrace  [+] (6 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Behold, the giant tree near... +39
#38 - ghouleyed (12/05/2015) [-]
5'11 here
#39 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
Hey, hows it going down there
#40 - ghouleyed (12/05/2015) [-]
Hey!

It's not fair to be bigger than i
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#31 - dagold (12/05/2015) [-]
because of a knee injury my right leg is a bit shorter than my left, leaving me somewhere in between. Where do I fall?
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#32 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
As it sounds youre falling all the time anyway
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#33 - dagold (12/05/2015) [-]
Got my knee collapsed into itself from getting hit just above it during football.

But I get the joke ya cheeky shit
#4 - Is that a bikethief top left? Wut?  [+] (24 new replies) 12/04/2015 on How to defeat ISIS +4
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#58 - cabbagemayhem (12/05/2015) [-]
No, the lighting just makes him look black.
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#5 - mangostormlegend (12/04/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Singapore

Long story short:

- WWII, Pacific Theater
- Brits set up fortress in Singapore
- Anything attacking from the water gets blown to shit, anything attacking from the mainland has to go through incredibly dense jungle
- Japs announce they're going to attack Singapore
- Brits laugh, expect Japs to try attacking from the sea
- Instead, Japs steal thousands of Chinese bicycles and use them to quickly move through the jungle
- Brits had almost no ground defenses, and are overwhelmed, costing them the battle
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#80 - SmilingJackSmyth (12/05/2015) [-]
How the fuck is that a warcrime? They announced the attack, and won through strategy and the enemy's complacency.
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#70 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/05/2015) [-]
that's smart
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#42 - spoopyskeleton (12/05/2015) [-]
What I don't get is, how can you "Capture" and army more than double the size of yours?

They captured 80,000 with only 36,000 troops?
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#44 - turtletroll (12/05/2015) [-]
The leader of the british army was a total coward
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#27 - miia (12/05/2015) [-]
but

how the fuck do you ride a bike through dense jungle
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#28 - stairsman (12/05/2015) [-]
Probably cut a path beforehand.
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#29 - miia (12/05/2015) [-]
but then why would you need the bikes in the first place you're already there
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#30 - stairsman (12/05/2015) [-]
A small scout party clears a 10 foot wide (maybe) area, up to a certain point, bikes ready up so many miles ahead, ride through (quickly) and have a mass of troops waiting less than a mile out out of nowhere. (I have no idea ._.)
#51 - ukulisti (12/05/2015) [-]
There's probably a footpath in the jungle. Too curved and narrow for an army to practically march on, but with bikes you can go much faster than walking, but still do not need that wide path.
I don't know, I have done no research.
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#19 - ayumu (12/05/2015) [-]
Thinking outside the box
#35 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
>>#19, this tbh
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#26 - tarabostes (12/05/2015) [-]
Oh I'd like to be inside your box if you know what I mean ;))))))))))
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#85 - ayumu (12/05/2015) [-]
*laughter stops*
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#86 - tarabostes (12/05/2015) [-]
My boner doesn't tho
#15 - weepeep (12/05/2015) [-]
YOU FORGOT THE SLANT EYED FUCKERS HAD ARMOUR altho shit but the brits had none im a singaporean so I know my shiz
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#11 - EdwardNigma (12/05/2015) [-]
I'd love to meet the guy that ordered his soldiers to steal a fuckload of bikes and do this.
#13 - hellomynameisbill (12/05/2015) [-]
#77 - dreamcore (12/05/2015) [-]
look a chiga!
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#69 - becauseoprahsaidso (12/05/2015) [-]
fucking lost it
#14 - cigma (12/05/2015) [-]
#12 - hackhazardly (12/05/2015) [-]
#13 - Thats what Im talking about mate 12/04/2015 on Animal comp: Amphibians +1
#5 - Looks like lettuce lads  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on wew, lad... +4
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#57 - tmbg (12/05/2015) [-]
yeh the devil's lettuce
#15 - ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! they can hear, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2015 on wtf is twitter +22
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#17 - marlton (12/04/2015) [-]
Not this shit again
#16 - Its morning though, not night 12/04/2015 on German soldier 0
#14 - Its actually "Press F to pay respect" What are y… 12/04/2015 on German soldier +20
#10 - In the early morning a tealight will give your position away, …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/04/2015 on German soldier +8
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/04/2015) [-]
Its morning though, not night
#15 - geneticrepo (12/04/2015) [-]
And just an fyi, you can see a candle flame from 30mi away with the naked eye, black truck at night isnt gonna jump out as much. But again, i wasnt actually trying to be serious. Clearly the guy isnt in any immediate action if hes got the time to chill with nothing on and have a birthday party.

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#70 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
I think you mean 30 meters. It's much more than that, though. I remember a story from someone who was in Afghanistan with the Soviets. According to him, Snipers just loved it when they saw somebody light up for a smoke. That candle is much brighter than the tip of a cigarette.

Both make for a sizable orange dot at 100 meters.

Light Discipline is a thing for a reason, jonnyfrosty.
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#123 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
Damn son
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#124 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
What?
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#125 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
Whered you find this
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#126 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
People were talking about Light Discipline on /K/ a while ago. Smoking was obviously the main focus.
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#127 - jonnyfrosty (12/05/2015) [-]
I was just making jokes to begin with
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#128 - scowler (12/05/2015) [-]
Okay then.
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#40 - heartlessrobot (12/04/2015) [-]
And it's not night time either.
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#39 - zombifier (12/04/2015) [-]
gotta be pretty high up to see 30 miles away

lose shit in the horizon around 10 miles on the ground
#13 - geneticrepo (12/04/2015) [-]
Cant make a joke?

Being flippant, making a joke trying to lighten the mood instead of being serious and saying "Aww" or pressing E to pay respects....

Apparently thats not allowed.

#17 - installation (12/04/2015) [-]
I-It's just a j-joke b-bro!
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/04/2015) [-]
Its actually "Press F to pay respect"
What are you even good at
#9 - Wut 12/04/2015 on cant tell the diference +18
#14 - Reminds me of "The Fog" by Stephen King 12/03/2015 on cool story +4
#16 - I like forward to it 12/03/2015 on Animal facts comp : BIRDS +1
#12 - I really like this. From the title I guess you dont only do bi…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2015 on Animal facts comp : BIRDS +2
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#13 - tinypenguin (12/03/2015) [-]
I was trying to make one right now actually, about reptiles and amphibians.
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#16 - jonnyfrosty (12/03/2015) [-]
I like forward to it
#71 - Dont listen to jokexplain, the movie is the epitome of cinemat… 12/03/2015 on Languages +2
#4 - Haha lol Get a load of this guy 12/03/2015 on Why Rape Is Sincerely... 0
#4 - Britbernd reportiert 12/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
#156 - The homofaggotwolf. Gz 12/03/2015 on What's your gender? 0
#155 - **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 000-999*"** **jonnyfrosty rolls 419** 12/03/2015 on What's your gender? 0
#9 - Further information 12/02/2015 on >Christian "Dark Ages" +2
#25 - She looks like lehberga s mom (her body, not face)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Vintage +1
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#74 - lehberga (12/02/2015) [-]
You fokkin wot m8

I'll rape your face, boy
#16 - The Sharia Police 11/30/2015 on topislam +1
#93 - Why are you doing this 11/30/2015 on I Want To Tell You +2
#8 - Its a meme you dip 11/30/2015 on 90s 0
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#513 - jonnyfrosty (02/06/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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Good joke
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#469 - jonnyfrosty (02/01/2015) [-]
stickied by jonnyfrosty
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User avatar #1078 - cumberdale (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm now befriended with jonnyfrosty.

Am I cool now? Please

previous comment had a typo
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#1079 to #1078 - jonnyfrosty (01/01/2016) [-]
"Frosty", "cool", ich verstehe. 10/10

Na, dann drück ich noch mal beide Augen zu
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User avatar #1075 - walhor (12/30/2015) [-]
Now we are true blue-blood brothers!
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User avatar #1076 to #1075 - jonnyfrosty (12/30/2015) [-]
We are 2 of soul, in the name of titaniums, amen
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User avatar #1064 - Sethorein (12/28/2015) [-]
Who are you and why did you add me?
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#1074 to #1064 - jonnyfrosty (12/29/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this to me
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#1065 to #1064 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
I thought your name was Serotonin. You see, I jsut love prescription drugs
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User avatar #1066 to #1065 - Sethorein (12/28/2015) [-]
Serotonin isn't a drug. It's a neurotransmitter. Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors are drugs though.
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User avatar #1067 to #1066 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
I meant those. So, you still wanna be friends or what
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User avatar #1070 to #1067 - Sethorein (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm concerned for your health o.o
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#1071 to #1070 - jonnyfrosty (12/28/2015) [-]
Accept my friendship you damn tease
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User avatar #1057 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
Have a great day today, you deserve it.
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User avatar #1054 - twi ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
<3
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User avatar #1052 - parti ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
hey who made you your profile pic?
i want joan cornella themed pic
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#1061 to #1052 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
i can make you something quick, this is the template i use, what do you want the profile pic re-styled as?
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User avatar #1072 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
hey if you didn't start yet
i would like it restyled as a sonic
you can get pretty inspired buy the sanics on my profile
if youre already started on the hamster one then don't bother with this one
i appreciate this deeply sorry for bugging you
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User avatar #1073 to #1072 - titaniums (12/29/2015) [-]
i can make both, no problems
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User avatar #1069 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
colors close to current pp
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User avatar #1068 to #1061 - parti ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
hamster themed
i'm not picky so anything of your talents would be greatly valued
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User avatar #1053 to #1052 - jonnyfrosty (11/24/2015) [-]
titaniums, but he doesnt make them anymore, and I dont want to annoy him
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#1040 to #1039 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
What did I do to deserve such a vicious attack?
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User avatar #1041 to #1040 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
No, you're the one attacking.
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#1042 to #1041 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
My God, what did I do
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User avatar #1043 to #1042 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Gotta show people where your territory is, man. What's yours is yours. Gotta keep people in line.
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#1044 to #1043 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
Alright, get the **** off my turf then
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#1046 to #1045 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
My tits are as clam as ever
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#1047 to #1046 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
Well, that's good. Overactive tits can cause serious health issues. Like boneitis.
Well, that's good. Overactive tits can cause serious health issues.

Like boneitis.
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#1048 to #1047 - jonnyfrosty (11/16/2015) [-]
Why did you remind me
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User avatar #1049 to #1048 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
It's important to be aware of your health.

Be sure to drink your milk daily.
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User avatar #1051 to #1050 - kerfufflemachtwo (11/16/2015) [-]
That's part of my daily routine.

I occasionally go for strawberry milk when I wanna smell nice.
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#1032 - anon (11/01/2015) [-]
(o)(o).....
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..().....Güden tog
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..().....isch bin en hägga aus Leipzsch
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...()...bösartscher Combjuderwurm
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...()..Da isch noch net sö viel weeß vom
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....()....Also schickese den Wurm
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..()...alle Dadeien von de Festpladde.
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User avatar #1033 to #1032 - jonnyfrosty (11/01/2015) [-]
Mach ich, solidderking
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User avatar #1034 to #1033 - solidderking (11/01/2015) [-]
okay, ich hatte gehofft, das du offline bist und nicht mitbekommst, das ich dich hägge
ich komme net wirklich aus leibzig, nur so zur info

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User avatar #1035 to #1034 - jonnyfrosty (11/01/2015) [-]
Dat hatte ick mir och schon jedacht
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User avatar #1036 to #1035 - solidderking (11/02/2015) [-]
hatte denn wehichstens alle dadeien von de festpladde gelöscht ?
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User avatar #1037 to #1036 - jonnyfrosty (11/02/2015) [-]
Meen armer Pee Zeh hatte keene Chanze. Dat war in der DDR noch allet anders
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User avatar #1038 to #1037 - solidderking (11/03/2015) [-]
wier wollen die maua zurück
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#1018 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
did you get your profile edited?

it kinda looks like this effect
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User avatar #1019 to #1018 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Guilty as charged. I used the botanical dimensions option from this dreamscopeapp.com/editor
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User avatar #1020 to #1019 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
naaaiz
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User avatar #1021 to #1020 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Im actually amazed you saw it at all
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User avatar #1024 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
I can change if you want
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User avatar #1026 to #1024 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Haha, not at all
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User avatar #1023 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
sorry to be such a rip off but I just did the same
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User avatar #1022 to #1021 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
I remember when that guy made serveral people's profile pics (sadly he never got the time to do mine) but I always liked yours. And now I noticed it got even more awesome
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#1025 to #1022 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
Jeez, thanks. And thanks to titaniums, once again, for the fresh pic
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#1027 to #1025 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
titaniums make profile pic pls
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User avatar #1062 to #1027 - titaniums (12/28/2015) [-]
i think you were on my to do list, sorry i never got to yours, lost the list cuz of ****** laptop and ragequit drawing those things

you just want a orc cornella style, yeah?
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User avatar #1063 to #1062 - walhor (12/28/2015) [-]
Sure, that would be great
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User avatar #1028 to #1027 - jonnyfrosty (10/21/2015) [-]
How do you link someone like that
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User avatar #1029 to #1028 - walhor (10/21/2015) [-]
@ name
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#1017 to #1016 - jonnyfrosty (10/15/2015) [-]
Thats all the "Ech" you have?
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User avatar #1014 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
you have money i can borrow
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User avatar #1015 to #1014 - jonnyfrosty (10/03/2015) [-]
Do I look like Germany? Are you Greece?
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#1012 - yourdonutz ONLINE (09/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**yourdonutz used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**yourdonutz rolls 29** dubs get
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User avatar #1013 to #1012 - jonnyfrosty (09/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 96** dubs git gud
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#989 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** **truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 0,590**
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#990 to #989 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 88**
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User avatar #992 to #990 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
Dubs
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#994 to #992 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** **jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 567** Thats not all that Im capable of
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User avatar #996 to #994 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
I used the force to count from 5 to 7, see! Im a magician
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#995 to #994 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**
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User avatar #999 to #995 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
The pic you rolled looks exactly like the smiley How you do that
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User avatar #1001 to #999 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
magic
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#998 to #995 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
Local truezen played like a fiddle
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#1002 to #1000 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
The 1000th comment on my profile! Hurray!
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#1005 to #1004 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image**I feel so honored to be part of this magical milestone
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#1007 to #1006 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** <----mfw
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#1008 to #1007 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** mfw yfw makes no sense to me
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#1010 to #1008 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll picture*"**
**truezen rolled image** mfw i have no face
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#1009 to #1008 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll picture*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolled image** mfw mfw makes no sense too
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User avatar #1011 to #1009 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"**
**truezen rolls 43,837**
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User avatar #991 to #990 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
Damn, If Id have rolled Hitler it wouldve been perfect
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User avatar #993 to #991 - truezen (09/13/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, 1-9999*"**
**truezen rolls 9,384**
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User avatar #997 to #993 - jonnyfrosty (09/13/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, 1-99999*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls 82,654**
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User avatar #986 to #985 - jonnyfrosty (09/03/2015) [-]
Wow thanks
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User avatar #963 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.**
**truezen rolls In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.**
**truezen rolls What made the paladin fall? _**
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#964 to #963 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 3, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Exchanging pleasantries.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Flying sex snakes.**
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User avatar #966 to #964 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 3, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls _. That's how I want to die.**
**truezen rolls With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.**
**truezen rolls Pathfinder is basically D&D _ Edition.**hahahaha number 2
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#968 to #966 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 4, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Magic missile.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Alcoholism.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Rapenards.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My first kill.**
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User avatar #971 to #970 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
What do you mean, those were good! You just want to defend your throne!
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User avatar #974 to #973 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Ive got you all figured out!
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User avatar #969 to #968 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Except for the last one, I dont get that one
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User avatar #972 to #969 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 2, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Sabretooth Tiger! _!**
**truezen rolls Turns out that _-Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.** lets try 2
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User avatar #976 to #972 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Fabricating statistics.**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Puppies!**
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User avatar #982 to #967 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Do you accept that your throne is mine now?
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User avatar #948 - truezen (08/21/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls I need your clothes, your bike, and _.** lets play
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User avatar #949 to #948 - jonnyfrosty (08/21/2015) [-]
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**jonnyfrosty rolls Lovin' you is easy 'cause you're _.** 2 l8 right now for me. Going to give you this right now, and I will check out your hilarious answer tomorrow, deal?
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User avatar #950 to #949 - truezen (08/21/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A whale's blowhole** deal
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User avatar #951 to #950 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.** " No wonder lovin is easy when someone is literally a giant hole. Do it again!
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User avatar #952 to #951 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A bigger, blacker dick.**
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User avatar #954 to #952 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Hm. Couldve been better
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User avatar #960 to #959 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls War! What is it good for?** Damnit, I just wanted you to roll a question for me. Seems like I have to do it
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User avatar #961 to #960 - truezen (08/22/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls The hardworking Mexican.**
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User avatar #962 to #961 - jonnyfrosty (08/22/2015) [-]
Your roll luck left you. Seems like tis time for la revolucion. Go ask me something, and then watch my roll magic go to work
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#945 - reican (08/20/2015) [-]
EMBRACE THE TURBODUCK
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User avatar #933 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls Autocannibalism.**How did jonnyfrosty get his name?
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User avatar #946 to #933 - reican (08/20/2015) [-]
he froze his lil Johnny
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User avatar #934 to #933 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
So he was the ******* snowman????
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User avatar #935 to #934 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
I was ******* the snowman
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User avatar #938 to #937 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls What's my anti-drug?**
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User avatar #939 to #938 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**truezen rolls A bag of magic beans.**
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User avatar #940 to #939 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
not a very good anti drug
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User avatar #941 to #940 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls My gay ex-husband.** Thats because you meant to roll this
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User avatar #942 to #941 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]
**truezen used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**truezen rolls After blacking out during New year's Eve, I was awoken by _.**
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User avatar #943 to #942 - jonnyfrosty (08/16/2015) [-]
**jonnyfrosty used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**jonnyfrosty rolls A gentle caress of the inner thigh.** The rapture
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User avatar #944 to #943 - truezen (08/16/2015) [-]


now u ask me
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