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#64 - Dat buttlust icon. 04/10/2013 on Macklemore 0
#113 - Back when I was in highschool I was running late one day so my… 04/08/2013 on Condensation +4
#178 - Reminds me of back when I used to have this bad boy as a monit… 04/07/2013 on ... +3
#18 - What if she just had really bad acne and was trying to cover it up? 04/06/2013 on Girl vs... +7
#62 - It's awesome too cause they usually dress in the same outfits,… 04/06/2013 on Creepy Mall Guy +1
#587 - The fact that he actually got banned made me laugh harder than… 04/04/2013 on This may be my last post +7
#7 - They lied.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on He better not +6
#15 - duudegladiator (04/01/2013) [-]
Mouth was NOT left agape.
User avatar #14 - theivindon (04/01/2013) [-]
indeed
#67 - I found out when I was about 3 weeks pregnant. Had plenty of t… 03/29/2013 on Fathers +1
#60 - Thank you! ^.^ And he better be, considering the fact I was ta…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Fathers +3
#61 - basham Comment deleted by jonebonez
#58 - Funny story FJ. Was on birth control for a couple mon…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Fathers +15
#65 - ProperInsanityWolf (03/29/2013) [-]
this is what the child has to look forward to
User avatar #67 - jonebonez (03/29/2013) [-]
I found out when I was about 3 weeks pregnant. Had plenty of time to do that if I had wanted too. >.>
User avatar #59 - basham (03/29/2013) [-]
I hope the baby is happy and healthy! :D
User avatar #60 - jonebonez (03/29/2013) [-]
Thank you! ^.^ And he better be, considering the fact I was taking prenatels before I was actually pregnant with him. XD
#61 - basham Comment deleted by jonebonez
#107 - Ahh, the power of make up.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Best Dad Ever?... Maybe.. +15
User avatar #207 - vancecore (03/24/2013) [-]
His nipples are gone.
#37 - I'm not sure whats more disturbing. The fact this person found… 03/20/2013 on fukyuh 0
#4 - Don't think I would of been able to figure it out. Thanks Bing! 03/17/2013 on (1) Bing +5
#24 - Title says it all. 03/16/2013 on Quarter pounder with cheese +11
#23 - What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Quarter pounder with cheese +10
User avatar #24 - jonebonez (03/16/2013) [-]
Title says it all.
#51 - Marry me. 03/06/2013 on Exhaust Pipe Level: Russian 0
#67 - Design the Skyline 03/06/2013 on Swearing in a better way. +1
#212 - But both of the tags are still in it. So credit was given to t… 03/05/2013 on Dogmeat feels 0
#92 - Things are taken from 4chan and tumblr all the time. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Dogmeat feels +20
User avatar #121 - blbrian (03/04/2013) [-]
Because it's not from 9gag. And yet there's the watermark..
User avatar #212 - jonebonez (03/05/2013) [-]
But both of the tags are still in it. So credit was given to the original site.

I'm sorry, I don't see a problem here.
#409 - I guess I should of used my words more carefully. I wasn't tal… 03/03/2013 on Cannibalism Is Cool 0
#15 - It is done. 03/02/2013 on If it worked for Ke$ha... +1
#58 - I'm glad someone else out there is also a little more educated…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Cannibalism Is Cool 0
User avatar #67 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
Your logic doesn't make sense... The reason people are pro-life is because you are not giving the "child" even a chance to live. Everyone knows that miscarriages happen, but by purposefully removing/killing the fetus they see that as murder because it isn't natural the fetus/child is purposefully being removed/killed that is why it is viewed as unethical by some.

In the same regard that is why birth control is seen that way because it is seen as unnatural
User avatar #409 - jonebonez (03/03/2013) [-]
I guess I should of used my words more carefully. I wasn't talking about miscarriages when you're 6- 12 weeks pregnant. The female body actually rejects fertilized eggs and just flushes them out with a normal period.

"Without Birth Control:
Out of 100 fertile women without birth control, 100 of them will ovulate in any given month.
Out of those 100 released eggs, 33 will become fertilized.
Out of those 33, 18% will be rejected by the uterus.
In a group of 100 women not on birth control: 6 zygotes will “die”
With Birth Control:
Out of 100 fertile women on birth control, around 6 of them will ovulate in any given month.
Out of those 6 released eggs, only 2 will become fertilized.
Out of those 2, 100% will be rejected by the uterus.
In a group of 100 women on birth control: 2 zygotes will “die”
"

It comes from a blog post from someone who did a bunch of research on the subject, and after doing a bit of my own the numbers matched up for me. It's even more eye opening for me considering the fact that it's coming from someone who used to be a pro life extremist.

I'm not sure if you're actually really interested in all of this, or if you were just making a random comment, but it was a good read. If you're interested (though it's kind of long) it's at www.patheos .com/blogs/lovejoyfeminism/2012/10/how-i-lost-faith-in-the-pro-life-movement.htm l

Granted, yes. All of this happens naturally. But if pro-life peoples goal is to save zygotes/fetuses/children then why shouldn't they be for this? They're fighting the wrong cause.

Sorry for the long (and late) reply.
#75 - freeyourmind (03/02/2013) [-]
dude shut up you pro-life mong
User avatar #76 - stcronin (03/02/2013) [-]
I never said what I was I just explained their point of view
#2 - Picture 03/02/2013 on dat drop +2
#2 - Probably one of the best ones I've seen. Thank you sir!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Creative title 0
User avatar #3 - vycanismajoris (02/27/2013) [-]
You are very welcome.
#248 - I'm due at the end of July and I have to say I'm ******…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2013 on Ouch. 0
#318 - mr skeltal (02/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry, most women don't even remember the pain of actually pushing out the baby due to the hormones your brain releases. It's like "nope, don't need to remember that. Purge."

So even if it is painful, you'll forget it.
#294 - mr skeltal (02/25/2013) [-]
get an epidural, I think that's the name.

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User avatar #22 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
IN THE END
User avatar #23 to #22 - jonebonez (07/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't even matter.
User avatar #24 to #23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Let's have babies together.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jonebonez (07/08/2013) [-]
Let me pop this baby out first and then we'll talk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
o bb
User avatar #21 - skuser (09/15/2012) [-]
Offer for the book :D
User avatar #20 - pedogp (09/14/2012) [-]
42 piss and raptor for the beetle?
User avatar #8 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
are you trading beetle?
User avatar #9 to #8 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
I'll trade one for a coin or one of the swords. :p
User avatar #10 to #9 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
would you trade it for flying toast statue and mechanical orc?
User avatar #11 to #10 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
I'll have to pass, sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
i will also throw in a pig egg
User avatar #13 to #12 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
How many kim jongs piss would you give me for the beetle?
User avatar #14 to #13 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
how many would you want? reasonably
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Honestly, I don't know the rate at what everyone has been trading lately. I just pick up items and do the math for the fun of it. v.v


Would 20 be fair?
User avatar #16 to #15 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
20 for the beetle?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually, nevermind. .-. Someone just gave me 120 for a beetle. Lol.
User avatar #19 to #18 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
alright then
User avatar #17 to #16 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Sure, lol.
User avatar #3 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
Crystal Monster?
User avatar #4 to #3 - jonebonez (09/10/2012) [-]
If I had more than one I would definitely say yes, but I'm curious as to what that's gonna be. v.v
User avatar #5 to #4 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
haha up to you
User avatar #6 to #5 - jonebonez (09/10/2012) [-]
Thanks but no thanks. :3 If I end up getting another one though I'll hit you up.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
Alright, Ill send you a friend invite
#1 - darktoucan (05/31/2012) [-]
just wanted to be first
User avatar #2 to #1 - jonebonez (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't have any reaction pictures anymore. Lost 'em when the computer crashed soooo -Insert cute little animal jumping up and down.- Nothing wrong with being first. :D
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