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jonebonez

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Date Signed Up:12/13/2011
Last Login:7/21/2014
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Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:736
FJ Points:1033

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#3329 - I think we offended someone. Thumbed you back up though good sir.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
#3350 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
got your back, someone's crying in their room because of us
#3417 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
They're mad they can't touch us.
#3424 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
oooh baby
#3454 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Awh yeah, dats the shit I like.
#3476 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
can't beat this
#3531 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't. But I can make a close second at least.
#3567 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
weeeeeeee
#3242 - Careful, Lady Gaga might try to take over FJ if she hears you.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #3264 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
I want nothing to do with that hermaphrodite
#3329 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I think we offended someone. Thumbed you back up though good sir.
#3350 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
got your back, someone's crying in their room because of us
#3417 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
They're mad they can't touch us.
#3424 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
oooh baby
#3454 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Awh yeah, dats the shit I like.
#3476 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
can't beat this
#3531 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't. But I can make a close second at least.
#3567 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
weeeeeeee
#3213 - o.O Lie about what?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #3219 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
we're all monsters
User avatar #3242 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Careful, Lady Gaga might try to take over FJ if she hears you.
User avatar #3264 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
I want nothing to do with that hermaphrodite
#3329 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I think we offended someone. Thumbed you back up though good sir.
#3350 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
got your back, someone's crying in their room because of us
#3417 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
They're mad they can't touch us.
#3424 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
oooh baby
#3454 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Awh yeah, dats the shit I like.
#3476 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
can't beat this
#3531 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't. But I can make a close second at least.
#3567 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
weeeeeeee
#3124 - Slightly outdated photo. I do miss this hair color though. …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards +1
#3450 - foverchristleader (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #3208 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
didn't your mother tell you not to lie?
User avatar #3213 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
o.O Lie about what?
User avatar #3219 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
we're all monsters
User avatar #3242 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Careful, Lady Gaga might try to take over FJ if she hears you.
User avatar #3264 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
I want nothing to do with that hermaphrodite
#3329 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I think we offended someone. Thumbed you back up though good sir.
#3350 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
got your back, someone's crying in their room because of us
#3417 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
They're mad they can't touch us.
#3424 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
oooh baby
#3454 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
Awh yeah, dats the shit I like.
#3476 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
can't beat this
#3531 - jonebonez (05/23/2013) [-]
I can't. But I can make a close second at least.
#3567 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
weeeeeeee
#2936 - You really look a lot like Christian Siriano. o.o  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Pictures of you sexy bastards 0
User avatar #8363 - chancyofmti (05/23/2013) [-]
thanks haha ironically enough I want to be a fashion designer
#49 - Good lord do I know that feel. I grew up thinking IE was the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2013 on 404 - content not found +2
User avatar #50 - tireyhawnuyu (05/21/2013) [-]
I had dial up till about late 2008 when my family switched to Mac's...........................I went and got a windows computer, used that till it broke then was left with the mac I'm typing on. Can't wait till i can afford a good computer again
#4507801 - Asking in here because people are always posting, lol. Does an… 05/20/2013 on Autism Board 0
#78497 - Anyone have the "song of **** storms" zelda p… 05/20/2013 on Social Board 0
#640 - The entire time reading this all I could picture was Andy from… 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! +2
#8 - I have no idea what you're talking about. Crisis adverted. 05/15/2013 on Printer Scares Kitten +31
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on She got what she wanted +49
#37 - fistofpain (05/13/2013) [-]
#121 - Oh, and I just actually read your entire post. >.> He wa… 05/13/2013 on MFW I beat a final boss in... 0
#118 - I was gonna post this guy until I saw your comment. Technicall… 05/13/2013 on MFW I beat a final boss in... 0
#182 - Him and Dita actually got divorced a while ago. '07 I think.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on I bet he was. 0
User avatar #183 - danniegurl (05/12/2013) [-]
ahh, i don't pay too much attention.
#43 - Forgot to sign out of my fiances account. .-. Figure'd I'd com…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Wonders of zooming +14
#103 - Absolute Madman (05/10/2013) [-]
MY DICK IS FIVE INCHES
User avatar #46 - iizsimon (05/10/2013) [-]
that's nice
#268 - Cause my mom and his mom are still super tight. So I'll see hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Monkey bar rape. 0
User avatar #313 - spoonless (05/06/2013) [-]
Then we'd find the most qualified plastic surgeon/scrotal doctor on this godforsaken planet, and get him to reattach the fucks sac.

Then I, and the rest of Fj would gladly tear it off again, over and over.


May have gotten a little bit carried away, but people make me sick sometimes...
#299 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
I see. Sorry for your loss.
#265 - I honestly couldn't even tell you what they looked like anymor…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Monkey bar rape. 0
#266 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
But why do you still hang with him then? ;__;
User avatar #268 - jonebonez (05/06/2013) [-]
Cause my mom and his mom are still super tight. So I'll see him out and about when we're over there sometimes. I've only seen him like.. maybe twice the past 4 years though. And I'm talking about my friends brother, not the guy who raped me. .-. If I still knew who he was I'd rip is ball sac off.
User avatar #313 - spoonless (05/06/2013) [-]
Then we'd find the most qualified plastic surgeon/scrotal doctor on this godforsaken planet, and get him to reattach the fucks sac.

Then I, and the rest of Fj would gladly tear it off again, over and over.


May have gotten a little bit carried away, but people make me sick sometimes...
#299 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
I see. Sorry for your loss.
#256 - I seriously wish I could express what this post just did for m…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Monkey bar rape. 0
#263 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
Who the fuck raped you? I will kill them.
User avatar #265 - jonebonez (05/06/2013) [-]
I honestly couldn't even tell you what they looked like anymore. For the longest time I just pretended it was my friends brother, who I had a crush on at the time. So now anytime I think of it, I always picture him. Makes hanging out with him around a bit awkward these days. >_>;
#266 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
But why do you still hang with him then? ;__;
User avatar #268 - jonebonez (05/06/2013) [-]
Cause my mom and his mom are still super tight. So I'll see him out and about when we're over there sometimes. I've only seen him like.. maybe twice the past 4 years though. And I'm talking about my friends brother, not the guy who raped me. .-. If I still knew who he was I'd rip is ball sac off.
User avatar #313 - spoonless (05/06/2013) [-]
Then we'd find the most qualified plastic surgeon/scrotal doctor on this godforsaken planet, and get him to reattach the fucks sac.

Then I, and the rest of Fj would gladly tear it off again, over and over.


May have gotten a little bit carried away, but people make me sick sometimes...
#299 - Absolute Madman (05/06/2013) [-]
I see. Sorry for your loss.
#70106 - There's another cat here, probably should of mentioned that. B… 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#70105 - Her husband brought it up but I think they're all still grievi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #70106 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
There's another cat here, probably should of mentioned that. But she always hides so we haven't seen much of her lately, but that's not unusual.
#70103 - It's not our house or else I would have one already. v.v I …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #70104 - dragontear (05/04/2013) [-]
tell the house owner that it would help your cat
User avatar #70105 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
Her husband brought it up but I think they're all still grieving, which is understandable. Her whole thing is she doesn't want to have 3 cats again, just because it'll always be 2 against 1. .-.
User avatar #70106 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
There's another cat here, probably should of mentioned that. But she always hides so we haven't seen much of her lately, but that's not unusual.
#70100 - No valid reason? How about the reason that you've been leading…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #70220 - dingdongsingsong (05/05/2013) [-]
Consider this, I liked him, thought he wasn't a bad guy why not try things out with him ?
For two months it's been like I'm his mother handling his tantrums and complains.
Maybe I would have liked him if he didn't do the shit he does, always behaving like a 3 year old who wants endless attention and that will throw his toys at you if you do not give it to him.
He made me stop talking to almost every guy once he got mad because I MENTIONED a guys name and he went all "oh..ok you like him huh?"
He once said he owned me and he can tell me to do whatever he wants, IM JUST FUCKING 15 HE THINKS WE'RE MARRIED OR SOME SHIT.
And I put up with him for two months hoping he'll change, I did like him, but now it's waaay much more than I bargained for, so honestly I wasted my time.
#70098 - The best advice I've ever received is don't give up on someone… 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#70097 - Bit of a strange question, but does anyone here know how to c…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #70103 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
It's not our house or else I would have one already. v.v I fucking love kittens.
User avatar #70104 - dragontear (05/04/2013) [-]
tell the house owner that it would help your cat
User avatar #70105 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
Her husband brought it up but I think they're all still grieving, which is understandable. Her whole thing is she doesn't want to have 3 cats again, just because it'll always be 2 against 1. .-.
User avatar #70106 - jonebonez (05/04/2013) [-]
There's another cat here, probably should of mentioned that. But she always hides so we haven't seen much of her lately, but that's not unusual.
#46 - The fan in our room has a string for lights, but then it has a… 05/04/2013 on Fucking genius 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #22 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
IN THE END
User avatar #23 to #22 - jonebonez (07/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't even matter.
User avatar #24 to #23 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Let's have babies together.
User avatar #25 to #24 - jonebonez (07/08/2013) [-]
Let me pop this baby out first and then we'll talk.
User avatar #26 to #25 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
o bb
User avatar #21 - skuser (09/15/2012) [-]
Offer for the book :D
User avatar #20 - pedogp (09/14/2012) [-]
42 piss and raptor for the beetle?
User avatar #8 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
are you trading beetle?
User avatar #9 to #8 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
I'll trade one for a coin or one of the swords. :p
User avatar #10 to #9 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
would you trade it for flying toast statue and mechanical orc?
User avatar #11 to #10 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
I'll have to pass, sorry.
User avatar #12 to #11 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
i will also throw in a pig egg
User avatar #13 to #12 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
How many kim jongs piss would you give me for the beetle?
User avatar #14 to #13 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
how many would you want? reasonably
User avatar #15 to #14 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Honestly, I don't know the rate at what everyone has been trading lately. I just pick up items and do the math for the fun of it. v.v


Would 20 be fair?
User avatar #16 to #15 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
20 for the beetle?
User avatar #18 to #16 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Actually, nevermind. .-. Someone just gave me 120 for a beetle. Lol.
User avatar #19 to #18 - paras (09/14/2012) [-]
alright then
User avatar #17 to #16 - jonebonez (09/14/2012) [-]
Sure, lol.
User avatar #3 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
Crystal Monster?
User avatar #4 to #3 - jonebonez (09/10/2012) [-]
If I had more than one I would definitely say yes, but I'm curious as to what that's gonna be. v.v
User avatar #5 to #4 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
haha up to you
User avatar #6 to #5 - jonebonez (09/10/2012) [-]
Thanks but no thanks. :3 If I end up getting another one though I'll hit you up.
User avatar #7 to #6 - kztroll (09/10/2012) [-]
Alright, Ill send you a friend invite
#1 - darktoucan ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
just wanted to be first
User avatar #2 to #1 - jonebonez (05/31/2012) [-]
I don't have any reaction pictures anymore. Lost 'em when the computer crashed soooo -Insert cute little animal jumping up and down.- Nothing wrong with being first. :D
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