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jonebonez

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Date Signed Up:12/13/2011
Last Login:10/13/2015
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Content Thumbs: 980 total,  1288 ,  308
Comment Thumbs: 996 total,  1420 ,  424
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 97 Content: Srs Business → Level 98 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 199 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 200 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:2
Content Views:75623
Times Content Favorited:34 times
Total Comments Made:736
FJ Points:1033

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#347 - This is pretty amazing. I gagged a little bit though, just bec…  [+] (2 replies) 11/24/2012 on The Human Hand.. 0
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#354 - inunic (11/24/2012) [-]
Same thing happens to me.
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#355 - jonebonez (11/24/2012) [-]
Well at least I'm not alone in my suffering. I can't look at it for long without wanting to puke, but it's so interesting.
#54567 - That would of been hilarous. XD. My fiance actually jumped the…  [+] (1 reply) 11/21/2012 on Social Board 0
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#54573 - thelonelyfeel (11/21/2012) [-]
I thought you meant premature ejaculation at first.
#1661071 - Send me some offers then.  [+] (2 replies) 11/20/2012 on Play items -1
#1661090 - jgcamaro (11/20/2012) [-]
i need gems/badges
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#1661125 - jonebonez (11/20/2012) [-]
Like I said, send me an offer. Lol.
#1660979 - Want to trade some of my items for FJ points or god gems.  [+] (4 replies) 11/20/2012 on Play items -1
#1661024 - jgcamaro (11/20/2012) [-]
i have fj points
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#1661071 - jonebonez (11/20/2012) [-]
Send me some offers then.
#1661090 - jgcamaro (11/20/2012) [-]
i need gems/badges
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#1661125 - jonebonez (11/20/2012) [-]
Like I said, send me an offer. Lol.
#54243 - Alright FJ. I've been brainstorming all day and haven't been a…  [+] (9 replies) 11/20/2012 on Social Board 0
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#54520 - thelonelyfeel (11/21/2012) [-]
Being a girl you could say "Guess who finally has a braincell?!" amifunnyyetguise?!

But seriously make it funny like "I mixed some milk and eggs and instead of an omelet we're gonna keep the fetus."
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#54567 - jonebonez (11/21/2012) [-]
That would of been hilarous. XD. My fiance actually jumped the gun and was too excited. This is what ended up happening.

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4248098/WoW+Friends+are+the+best/

I thought it was funny. :p
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#54573 - thelonelyfeel (11/21/2012) [-]
I thought you meant premature ejaculation at first.
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#54286 - popperz (11/20/2012) [-]
My little brother is due in April. They kept it a secret until about a week ago when they found out the sex. They posted a picture of the ultrasound that pointed out his boy parts.
#54276 - medewu (11/20/2012) [-]
Post a facebook status with the Song I just Had sex, and then at the End Of Fuck! I'm a mom now!
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#54265 - contaminatedwin (11/20/2012) [-]
"I'm pregnant."
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#54254 - foaly (11/20/2012) [-]
You are going to want to be nice when telling your friends that you're pregnant, that way it makes you seem like a responsible but yet serious person and humor will break the ice.
#54247 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
"I got knocked up this week. Like if you want the baby to survive child birth, scroll past if you want it to die"

That's pretty charming.
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#54248 - jonebonez (11/20/2012) [-]
Rofl, wouldn't be anything different on Facebook I guess. I'm seriously considering that. Thank you.
#631 - Not saying it makes it okay, I'm saying he didn't get run over…  [+] (2 replies) 11/19/2012 on STOP RESISTING 0
#635 - asftrooper (11/20/2012) [-]
Yes, he did get run over. Look closely and you see his leg/foot get run over. Otherwise, he would of got up and ran out of the way to let the other cruisers go.
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#636 - jonebonez (11/20/2012) [-]
His foot got run over. Normally when you say someone got run over, you think, that nigga got run the fuck over. Full body under the vehicle and everything.