your moms a killer

Adachi was framed!

Little Sister Loli will be sentenced to inappropriate touching in prison.

maybe during the congical visits sure...

Nanako ******* sucks can't you see I am fighting with Dojima over circumstances she'll never understand

#Adachididnothingwrong

#Nanakodidit

;-;

best little sister in moonspeak country

senpai noticed me~

?I still wanna see your marines :3

my pleasure friend! always happy to see others enjoying the hobby!

wouldnt you like to know?!

like because you are so silent on he h board

been busy, picked up a couple hobbies

man.......what the **** happened

nothin spectacular, just been busy. there is a world outside the internet y'know

?

nothing

omg i died thats ******* adorable, does the character have a name?

try reverse search

playing games, was hoping to save some time is all :C

well all i got was "anime fox girl"

howdy partner

How are you doing tonight?

tired, very tired

why not go for a nap then?

i will right after my dryer gets done, nothing better than a piping hot blanket

Heyo. How are you?

You ever just get done work and it's like, "I need to rub one out"? This is crazy. I would too, but my hands ******* hurt.

bummer shes super cute

Oh well.

lol i used to be white till i sat in the sun for a couple min. i darken up stupid quick
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Well it's only cause of the season. Although I burn like crazy.

i just got a bunch of Spanish and Portuguese in me so i tan super easy
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I'm like scottish white. LOL

lol damn thats pretty white XD
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how much sunscreen do you have to use?

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Lots. It sucks. Luckily I'm not a ginger though.

When you going to the bar?

im back and im up to 5 and im drunk out of my ****** gourd!
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Are ya able to jerk off still?
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ofc i can! im the iron man of jerkin it!
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bruhhh.

lol sry kinda toasted atm

You got high too?

negative, just drunk

Prove it post your penis. : ' )

hue, no such luck friend not quite that drunk

Oh well.

Have you at least jerked off then?

5 times as of just now!

That's pretty intense. I thought you only fapped sometimes. What has got you so worked up?

whos the character btw

No idea who it is.

i need to hit thaat 10 faps goal!

Better be.

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What are you up to?

happy hands? is that a euphemism for wanking?

Yup. It's pretty good.

i like it i think i might use it in the future when im looking for a less vulgar terminology

I'm pretty ******* vulgar most of the time.

lol i think most people are, even if their not willing to admit it, not that its a bad thing of course

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are you into futa?

not really, one of the few things im not into
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So what are you up to?

eh debating getting **** faced or doing homework, leaning towards getting **** faced
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how about you?

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Getting **** faced is the best.

I KINDA want to jerk off all day, but my friends will probably want to play games with me, so I can't.

why not both simultaneously?
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To be honest, I probably could, but I probably wont. D3 is to action packed. Besides, I'd be edging all day while playing a game.

fair enough, we cant all multi-task J/O
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lord knows i gatta go for 10 today, cant leave that work half done!

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Well, let me know how ti goes. It's a little silly, but I have a fetish for watching, so when people talk about their dicks and stuff, it get's me going pretty good. So it just helps me

lol i keep you in the loop[ then!
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So why you getting drunk? To the bar?

for **** and giggles mostly, and nah i try not to go to the bar before 4pm. dont need Sarah thinking im a damn alcoholic (sarah is the bartender at my favorite dive btw)

i died when i saw this chick
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I don't go to the bar very often. Usually when I do I get laid. My sister is the best wingman.

She is asian tho.

are you asian too? sorry if i offend byy asking
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Nawh, I'm pretty ******* white.
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I kinda like it when people are shy, although my boner can get a little pissy cause of it.

nice what kind of pizza bro? im partial to Hawaiian pizza with bacon added!

Meat lovers, cause I love extra sausage.

Besides, 2 for 1 night so why not. Get some for lunch tommorow or the day after.

2 questions, 1 is that an actual line from the show, and 2 with your meat lovers do you get extra sausage, because i know i do!

It's not a line.

I don't get extra sausage, I just like sexual **** .

ROFL fair enough. i dont think id get a pizza based solely on my perverted mind though xD

Well if the delivery driver gave me his sausage I might.

thats some fantasy **** , i had the cutest chinese delivery girl like a week ago, she was 19 but she didnt look a day over 14
but she shot me down hard, apparently its par for the course when creepy dudes hit on you during deliveries.

Just answer the door naked.

seems like an action that would get the cops called on me, or at the very least make it so i cant get any deliveries in the future from that proprietor.

Oh well, Just get a girl friend and errythang will be fine.

lol to be honest though, the day i find a girl willing to cosplay Rin Kagamine and let me bone her i might have to straight up marry her on the spot
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Cosplay is pretty hot, I agree.

I'm playing d3 so I can't link porn.

no problem lol, my dream girl has a different cosplay for each night of the week. i mean **** imagine that. id die from happiness.
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and if she'll wear cat ears!!!!

I'd really enjoy a trap, but you know most guys aren't like that.

i wouldnt mind a trap either, so long as its a bottom trap, tried that role really not my thing

Are you a gay boy?

Im a Bi-boy, i like not having many limitations if you know what i mean

Gotchya, Most traps are bottoms anyway.

youd think thered be a lot more where i live since its so close to a really artsy and open community but alas there are very few

Oh well. Happy hands.

mmmmm that word... ahhh ima prbly sound like a massive douche for this but holy **** am i not looking for a steady relationship.
im too young to be tied down y'know, im just tryna experience everything life has to offer and that gets pretty hard when your on lockdown for a single person.

eh maybe another time, turns out my cougars at some kids b-day party. looks like im shooting for ten solo!
i am ganna dip out for a few hours though, im hungry as a mother ****** !

have a lovely cum dump pic to tide you over!
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I have a sneaky feeling you didn't make it to ten, but that's okay.

How are you?

lol nope, totally passed out after dinner xD

What did ya eat?

lol just went on a hunting trip, we have a quota of 7 birds maximum (were hunting northern mallards)
and i **** you not, one shot dropped 9 ******* birds so both me and my buddy hit our quotas lol.
short ass hunting trip is short

sounds like a lot of fun. I want to get into hunting a lot, but I need to get my licenses and what not.

if you dont mind me asking, how old are you man?

I used to live at a near a beach. So I know the feel.

I'm 19. Why?

shiiiiiit im 22, an age where most people i meet on the internet are younger xD
way to make me feel old lol

I hope you aren't old. I'll be old very soon if that's the case.

Yeah, I know there are a lot of teens on fj so I understand. I can imagine hentai board is filled with em tho.

ya i find most people over 20 lie about their age, its a shame but trust me when i say
if you have family with kids, after 20 you start feeling really old especially if you have nieces/nephews.
i have quite a few nieces and nephews and i spent holiday break with em. my 12 yr-old nieces make me feel so old. but they are into pokemon and other nerdy **** so its not nearly as bad as it could be xD

You have a family then?

ya one of those Italian super sized families. i only really care abou my nieces and nephews though, my family has a bunch of elitist high-class assholes in it y'know, bunch of entrepreneurs and managers ect... i just do my best to hopefully keep my younger generations from being such assholes.

Yeah, I see what you are saying. I only have a small family so yeah.

trust me man, small families are great, at least when compared to **** like mine. i hate to be that guy who always complains about their ffamily but damn, my fam is not setting any humanitarian records ever.

Family doesn't mean blood though man. Remember that.

you are clearly not part of my fam xD

Well, my family is full of issues. I've had to cut off a few family members.

Just because somebody isn't related to you though, doesn't mean they aren't family. That's what I think.

So what are you up to?

im sorry you dont need to be weighed down by my fam issues. im sorry. what are you up to?

Not a whole lot. diablo 3 and pizza so that's nice.

just my usual, keeping in touch with my youn siblings, making sure they lead a non-self destructive life. lord knows im the only one looking out for em. **** makes me sad yo, parents should be doing this instead its me and im halfway across the ******* country

ya the licenses are a ******* hassle, especially around here, i have to go to the next town over to get a license for anything other than fish and crab
could be worse though y'know i live right on a bay so its really scenic every day but damn there are some dumb birds around here lol xD

grilled salmon, Parmesan cous cous and lemon broccoli
twas most delicious

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having to restart up here. thats lame i didnt know you couldnt post porn on profiles anymore :C

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You can, just has to be a link.

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damn shame, but at least not all hope is lost.

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So what are you up to now? Still running DS?

switched it up now im watching Sirens, just started it and so far its pretty good.
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that and of course admiring the most adorable Rin Kagamine

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What is sirens?

Is your hand stuck? That much porn can't be healthy.

lol Sirens is a comedy show about some EMT's and their hijinks
but i have fapped excessively today...i bet i could go a few more times though
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Yeah, I've never heard of it. I'm Canadian so that might be why. I'm sure you don't know what corner gas is.

3 max for me. Any more than that and I feel ****** bout it. Besides, clean up is annoying.
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ya that might be why, the shows based in Chicago.
i try to keep it around 2 but hell somedays you just gatta go for gold and give in to ye old labito
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and no i have no idea what corner gas is

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Well, like are you shooting blanks yet? Cause even if I was horny, I'd stop at that point.

Corner gas is my favorite show.

I have a sneaking suspicion the next ones ganna be dry as the sahara
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So whats corner gas about, its a comedy, drama?

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How many you at then?

You know how lucky stars is like a slow paced comedy? It's like that. Not forced jokes or anything, just a relaxed tv show. I really enjoy it.

im at 5 at the moment taking a bit of a breather

and that sounds interesting, i might have to check it out.
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im loving the Madoka btw reminds me of a glorious tentacle rape doujin i read of her.

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Yeah, I would be dry by then.Tell me how it goes ;P

I really enjoy it cause it's really laid back and what not. Nice to watch when you are relaxing.

Vanilla master race.

I AM VIRAL AS **** BRO #6 and still not dry, starting to think i might have unkown kids out there in the world at this rate.
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i might even try my hand at a booty call just to see if i can!

M8, make a new record. Go for 10.

What do you mean by booty call?
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booty call: a casual liaison between consenting adults involving no strings attached sex

and ill take that challenge, ten here i come...hue
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You gunna try craigs list? Or do you know somebody IRL? Not a lot of girls will do that tho.

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I know a few ladies, got a cougar on speed dial. but youd be surprised what young vulnerable girls will do. god bless ****** parents!
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Man, if you wanna go get laid, go call em. The only draw back of prefering dudes is that I don't have a lot of gay people I know. Up side is craigslist although they are all generally older. Just let me know if you're gunna ditch me.

im quite well, a bit sleep deprived but i cant complain. how about you?

Pretty good, playing some diablo 3 right now, waiting to get a phone call too. Why you stay up all night?

www.lolicit.org
I dunno if you are interested, but this is a site dedicated to lolicon and ******** . Has a pretty decent community.

neat thanks for that. as for why i stayed up all night, some meds im on just make sleepin hard so i just stay awake most of the time. what class in diablo, i havnt played in for ever but i used to rock hunter pretty hard

I'm a crusader, but I'm thinking about making a sorc character, or leveling the one I have.

I see I see, yeah meds can be a pain. I don't have any luckily.

So what are you up to anyway?

bout to hunker down, get some hot coco, and power through DS2 NG++++

that and filter through 4 windows full of doujins lol. went on a spree finding all kinds of interesting ones and outpaced myself.

Yeah, I still have my porn open. I'll probably use it again soon.

I haven't even beaten dark souls. I have 90 hours, but I just keep remaking characters.

lol restart syndrome, i had that for a while myself. then i got a giant burning sword that can explode. stuck with that one.

if i can recommend something
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found that not too long ago and really enjoyed it

Yeah, I dunno. I'll finish it some day.

Well I like boys too you know.

how do you feel about guro? i know a pretty good guro/ ***** comic i read the other day

Guro isn't really my thing. I'm not hardcore.

eh its not for everyone
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ill share it anyways, curiosity killed the cat.

Well if you get any good ***** , throw it over. Makes me hard.

What are you into mostly?

ill be sure to keep you in mind. as for my interests im mostly into younger sister stuff, extra points for neko girls

I'll keep you in mind then.

thanks its always good to have more feelers sifting through all that porn out there!

So like, I do this alot, but any chance of dem noods?

perhaps as our friendship grows i might divulge the goods

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To bad you can't post porn on profiles anymore.

since when

Well like post pictures of porn.

Sounds like a plan then.

YOU HAVE ASKED AND SO YOU SHALL RECEIVE
It's quite the mixed bag but I'm sure you'll find something to your tastes.
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Also imgur.com/r/shotacub is a community that posts ***** pictures.
I quite like it, it's connected to the reddit.

pls no, I fapped like an hour ago.

glorious

painting like a boss nyugga

sounds pretty neat

it has its moments, how bout you?

how cooolll, i play,work and read books

bleh books, closest i get to reading a book these days are audiobooks

i just bought a modell of a Hind attack chopper

thank you friend, and i will be more courteous in the future

exactly

yeeh sounds good for you but english is not my native language, all i see is heretic my dear watson

english isnt my first language either and it made perfect sense to me

why what's your first language?

and number two, WHAT THE **** DID I JUST WATCH I WATCH GIRL POOPING THEIR PANTS

#1 my primary language is Bad English
#2 .....link?

nah i havnt moved to next gen yet. still got a ps3

oh then get a xbox one please, you will not regret it

nah if i do end up getting another console (which i doubt ill do) it would be a PS4, i like playstation better.

man don't be stupid, be smarty and join the xbox party

negative comrade

man why not ?

i just dont like xbox's

****

llol

i touched my balls with my ice cold hands

sounds refreshing

not really

to each their own i suppose

heretic

lies

i never lie

then you are a fool

i ain't, i'm smarty

if your so smarty then how much is to in we do lest?

what

question here cause im having a hard time deciding;
get drunk and play persona 4
get drunk and spam porn on /hentai/
get drunk and try to play dark souls 2 on ng+++
get drunk and catch up on anime ive been meaning to watch

thanks i was just eating my sandwich, thanks for giving me a good puke

i try, interestingly enough its a legit medical procedure for people who have really bad circulation in their extremities. when they get infected theres not enough bloodflow to fight the infection and the result is a lot of dead tissue and if you let it go eventually the person will just die from parts of their body dying and falling off. so they use maggots since they only eat dead flesh, their mucus has antibiotic properties and the body movements encourage blood flow.

well after this this **** doesn't look THAT disusting

right? its all about context. they have some really neat videos of it on youtube

good to hear but on liveleak they haaaving waaaayy nastier videos

ofc its liveleak lol, thats what they do

i meant the internet site likeleak, they bringin **** from all over the world

i know what you meant, that place is great for gross **** they have much more lenient standards than youtube ever will

i dont know what im looking at.....so here have this

ready for?

i don't know

well ok then lol

oh sorry...... i just received a shocking message

care to share?

no sorry, too long story and even if i would you tell the whole think you will not understand it

fair enough

sorry but i can't