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#723 - jokexplain (01/06/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello everybody! Thingexplain here. I'm taking over Jokexplain... the original Jokexplain was overwhelmed by the number of notifications to keep up with. We should all applaud him heartily.
#807 - anonymous (04/16/2015) [-]
DICKS EVERYWHERE
#804 - facetiousrunner (04/15/2015) [-]
ight
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#805 to #804 - jokexplain (04/15/2015) [-]
Here, have a complimentary fluffy cow
#806 to #805 - facetiousrunner (04/15/2015) [-]
I'll leave you with this and go back upon my way
#803 - funnyjunkexplainer (04/14/2015) [-]
Hows life being an identidity theif?
User avatar #801 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (04/13/2015) [-]
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM IN YOUR COVER
User avatar #799 - riotshieldman (04/04/2015) [-]
hope you miss dialysis and die you putrid ****
User avatar #800 to #799 - jokexplain (04/04/2015) [-]
Thanks bro!
User avatar #797 - mvtjets (03/28/2015) [-]
Jok explain, the explainer of Joks
User avatar #798 to #797 - jokexplain (03/28/2015) [-]
mtvjets, the...pilot...of an aircraft...full of pregnant teens?
#799 to #798 - mvtjets (03/28/2015) [-]
therewasanattempt.jpg
tennataten/tennataten
User avatar #785 - jokexplain (03/22/2015) [-]
stuffinacan
User avatar #786 to #785 - stuffinacan (03/22/2015) [-]
Ha nice, goodbye.
#779 - thewulfman (02/26/2015) [-]
I forgot I had blocked the old jokexplain before you took over the account. As an apology for not unblocking you sooner, I took 15 seconds and made you a thing.
User avatar #780 to #779 - jokexplain (02/26/2015) [-]
Hot damn it's gorgeous
#774 - kingdaniel (02/24/2015) [-]
''What if Jokexplain was a marvel super hero?''

I've put way too much work in this...
#775 to #774 - kingdaniel (02/24/2015) [-]
With chin version I accidentally made it blue
#776 to #775 - kingdaniel (02/24/2015) [-]
Damn I keep forgetting **** I forgot it was ''jokexplain'' and not ''Joke explain
User avatar #777 to #776 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
the jokexplain avatar is already based off of the blue beetle superhero from DC, but that's quite an impressive shoop you've shooped.
User avatar #771 - zealotgold (02/19/2015) [-]
so jokeexplain i have a question do you like 40k?
User avatar #772 to #771 - jokexplain (02/19/2015) [-]
It's pretty cool. The actual figurines for the game cost way too much though
User avatar #773 to #772 - zealotgold (02/19/2015) [-]
but if you had to pick a side?
User avatar #778 to #773 - jokexplain (02/24/2015) [-]
Space marines, but one of the smarter legions. Not one of the ones that think going into battle without your helmet increases the honor.
#766 - waffermelone (02/15/2015) [-]
it looked better in my mind, but i guess its not that bad
User avatar #802 to #766 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
hey, there i am!
User avatar #770 to #766 - butterduck (02/15/2015) [-]
is beautiful.
User avatar #767 to #766 - jokexplain (02/15/2015) [-]
Banner size, sweet

and since you looked through like the last few days of comments, you have 7 instances of butterduck in there

oh butterduck my slightly slow friend
#768 to #767 - waffermelone (02/15/2015) [-]
yea, i only noticed the amount of his comments after i started putting them together, but you are doing a good job, keep it up
yea, i only noticed the amount of his comments after i started putting them together, but you are doing a good job, keep it up
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User avatar #758 - mgsexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
Jokeexplain! I wish to join the explain-gang, how do I get a nifty avatar like yours?
#759 to #758 - jokexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
Find someone to edit one for you, or do it yourself if you're talented enough! Blobboy made the first few batches, he's pretty talented.

Here's a hi-def starting point for you!
User avatar #760 to #759 - mgsexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
Thank you!
I've asked Blobboy if he still does them/ if he would do one, but I'll try my hand at it.
User avatar #761 to #760 - jokexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
Also: how much of raiden is human at this point? Last I checked he was slapped together out of various bits of 80's gritty japanese anime mechas and spent his leisure time playing fruit ninja IRL
#762 to #761 - mgsexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
His latest appearance is in the year of 2018 in Metal Gear Rising, His body's pretty much all cybernetics, as far as I know he still has normal blood, probably some advanced guts, but his outside is pretty much all cybernetic, except for his head.
User avatar #763 to #762 - jokexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
As far as cyborg fruit ninja war criminals go, he's my favorite
#764 to #763 - mgsexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
If you like cyborg fruit ninja war criminals, you should play Metal Gear Rising. 90% of the characters, are, as Raiden puts it, ******* INSANE.
User avatar #757 to #756 - jokexplain (02/06/2015) [-]
Hey bby love u
#753 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
Thank you for your oustanding work, thingexplain.
I couldn't have asked for a better successor.
may our legacy live forever
~ old jokexplain
User avatar #754 to #753 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
Biggie Smalls feat. Thomas the Tank Engine Toot toot ************* keep the explain train rolling
#748 - hellscythe (01/27/2015) [-]
all the xplains are the same person
User avatar #749 to #748 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and jokexplain, but I'm not any of the other explains
#750 to #749 - hellscythe (01/28/2015) [-]
im pretty sure its a illuminate plot
User avatar #751 to #750 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
It sure as **** is an illuminati plot, but we are different people.
User avatar #744 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
Britain sucks
User avatar #745 to #744 - jokexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
Not from there
User avatar #746 to #745 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
Wherever you're from it sucks
User avatar #740 - penizexplain (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey Sup Jokexplain.
Internetexplain Wrote me and I wanted to ask if I could join the Explain-Gang with a nifty profile pic like you guys have.
User avatar #742 to #740 - jokexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
I doubt there's much call for explaining the penis, but I would approve of you having an explain picture if the words above the guy said "U-Re-Thra!"
User avatar #747 to #742 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
I have an account for explain teen titans
User avatar #743 to #742 - penizexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
That sounds like a deal to me!
User avatar #736 - powerglove (01/21/2015) [-]
Im thinking of making a Smashexplain account for smash brothers content, and i haven't seen one. You think its a good idea? i don't wanna copy **** , but i see a lot of ____explain accounts and thought that i could help out.
#738 to #736 - smashexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey man! I know no one have ever seen me around, but no one ever asks for me! Id love to answer some smash related questions if you have any, or even play a couple matches with you if you have netplay!
User avatar #737 to #736 - jokexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey, man. You could give it a try, and I'd certainly call you for help with Smash content since I'm not too familiar with Smash. What kills an explain account is obscurity, lack of mentions. I did pretty well as thingexplain before I took over jokexplain, and science posts are popular enough that sciencexplain does well, but there's a myriad of explain accounts that aren't active anymore cause nobody knew to call them for the appropriate situations.
#739 to #737 - smashexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
If you do ever have any smash related questions just hit me up! I've played all kinds of smash for a disgusting amount of time so id be hard pressed to see something i cannot explain..
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