Long ago, in the ancient times. There was no such thing as an explain, and chaos and missed jokes roamed freely throughout the lands. Then, one ordinary user said "No! This must not be!" And Jokexplain was born. Under his guidance FJ reached a new level of understanding and peace, and he soon had many acolytes, the shadowy and cunning dndxplain, the knowledgeable and nerdy comicexplain, the wise and learned psychexplain. There were many explains, and every one was summoned left and right. Gradually, the lesser explains and some of the greater dropped off the face of the earth, because internet.

Then it came to be that the sheer volume of requests began to wear on Jokexplain, for though he assumed the mantle of a god he was yet a mortal man. And so he turned to his most patient and versatile acolyte, Thingexplain, and passed the mantle of Jokexplain on to him. And a new age of explaining was born unto FJ, and things were good. However, the account password remained the same. Unburdened from his responsibility, and naturally a bit of a dick anyway, he logged in and out like a shadow, posting a content here and a comment there and generally causing a ********* or bad feelings towards the account. Tired of waking up to a bunch of replies to a comment I had never made, I banished Old Jokexplain to the depths of he doesn't know the password anymore.

what a wonderful and rich lore, but whatever happened to old joke explain? Does he roam the dark void or does he live among us?

Buggered if I know

Wait, are you not the original jokexplain? Then how were you able to take that username?

Nerdy? This kills a man. I would have went with kind, our excitable! Aw, well - The reason some Explains use a gif for their pictures is because of me. So that's a thing.

A thing Explained!

HAH, GETTIT?

It was similar to this guys design.

butterduck is in there six times

the man just can't get a joke

i like bitterdick

oh, i am mistaken, not once, not twice, but THRICE on this header

Hey buddy!

it's been a while so i forget

which one are you again, thingexplain or the real OG

Thingexplain. Although I exclusively log in now as jokexplain

I wrote the first four sets and also any of them that were titled Agent Luminus

oh also the one with Dr. M██████

the rest were added by various authors

which one was your favorite?

Either the last one or Agent White.

I didn't write either of those unfortunately, just set the scene and the formula and let the internet go nuts

I think the idea is great, and it wasn't a sp00py one, so I could enjoy it.

Do you write a lot?

Not recently but yeah

Cool
anything you're particularly proud of?

If you've got an idea for a story I'm pretty good at taking other people's ideas and turning them into stories

Sorry, I'm an u creative ********

Uncreative

I've had a few short stories published in Analog and I'm trying to write a novel loosely based on all the spoopy **** that actually happens to me

That's cool

Sorry wrong reply. What do you mean why platypuses and can I get a source on the 50 different fruits guy?

io9.com/this-tree-is-growing-40-different-kinds-of-fruit-at-onc-1608917128
Platypuses. Why do they exist

Short answer is that platypuses exist because natural selection, I can get into more detail but you will have to wait till tomorrow (remind me). And I think the tree is really neat. Artistic use of grafting. Beautiful tree.

You mean the webseries for 2015? In all honesty, it's not great, one could even call it bad, but it's all the lore we have as of yet and it gets the point across well enough.

Thanks bro

May I ask what you are going to use it for?

Guild emblem on TERA

Ban this sick filth

Hey man, you asked for the porn

MORE ORANGE JUICE

AND CHESTIER HOOKER

Here, have a complimentary fluffy cow

I'll leave you with this and go back upon my way

Thanks bro!

mtvjets, the...pilot...of an aircraft...full of pregnant teens?

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tennataten/tennataten

It's been about three months, and I just noticed for the first time that your name is mvtjets and not mtvjets

;'CCC

Ha nice, goodbye.