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Played Democracy 3 as Germany. Accidentally recreated all of Hitler's policies except Kill Ze Jews. Country has been running 200 years now.comment
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#62 - Why do you only suck cocks on wednesday? We'll leave your illo…  [+] (7 new replies) 8 hours ago on Dippable pizza +7
User avatar #63 - mauerman (8 hours ago) [-]
Wow, look this one says that water freezes at 0 and boils at 100.

But this one says that is freezes at 32, and boils at 212.

The last one makes much more sense, let's use that one.

I was hoping to get an actual discussion going as to what system is better, but a joke is apparently all you can come up with.
#67 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Fahrenheit was number 1!

But seriously Fahrenheit came first and is a lot easier to use for the day to day task vs Celsius.
User avatar #73 - mauerman (8 hours ago) [-]
All math is easier with lower numbers.

The normal temperatures we have on earth, range on the celcius scale from about 60 to around negative 90. That's a range of 130 different temperatures.

That range on the fahrenheit is 140 degrees, to negative 128.6 degrees.
That's a range of 268 degrees.

Please tell me how fahrenheit is "easier for the day to day stuff".
User avatar #100 - doomreaperjk (5 hours ago) [-]
Fahrenheit's 0-100 range is the livable range for humans. You can live below or above it, but you better watch out. Also who fucking cares, while cooking, what temperature water boils at. Water and all other elements hit there boiling point and stop until all of it is turned into gas. You dont measure the tempurature of the water as you are trying to boil it. You just turn the stove on high and wait for a rolling boil.
User avatar #88 - sneakyseahorse (7 hours ago) [-]
Well if all math is easier at lower numbers lets all just use kelvin.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvin
You can't out shitpost us all
User avatar #119 - awesomanium (2 hours ago) [-]
But 0 degrees c is 273 Kelvin, so unless you're living near absolute zero the numbers will generally be larger
User avatar #118 - emiyashirou (2 hours ago) [-]
Kelvin has, by definition, higher numbers than Celsius though.
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Thanks.
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#753 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Thank you for your oustanding work, thingexplain.
I couldn't have asked for a better successor.
may our legacy live forever
~ old jokexplain
#723 - jokexplain (01/06/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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Hello everybody! Thingexplain here. I'm taking over Jokexplain... the original Jokexplain was overwhelmed by the number of notifications to keep up with. We should all applaud him heartily.
#748 - hellscythe (01/27/2015) [-]
all the xplains are the same person
User avatar #749 to #748 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and jokexplain, but I'm not any of the other explains
#750 to #749 - hellscythe (01/28/2015) [-]
im pretty sure its a illuminate plot
User avatar #751 to #750 - jokexplain (01/28/2015) [-]
It sure as **** is an illuminati plot, but we are different people.
User avatar #744 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
Britain sucks
User avatar #745 to #744 - jokexplain (01/26/2015) [-]
Not from there
User avatar #746 to #745 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
Wherever you're from it sucks
User avatar #740 - penizexplain ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey Sup Jokexplain.
Internetexplain Wrote me and I wanted to ask if I could join the Explain-Gang with a nifty profile pic like you guys have.
User avatar #742 to #740 - jokexplain (01/24/2015) [-]
I doubt there's much call for explaining the penis, but I would approve of you having an explain picture if the words above the guy said "U-Re-Thra!"
User avatar #747 to #742 - kattr (01/26/2015) [-]
I have an account for explain teen titans
User avatar #743 to #742 - penizexplain ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
That sounds like a deal to me!
User avatar #736 - powerglove (01/21/2015) [-]
Im thinking of making a Smashexplain account for smash brothers content, and i haven't seen one. You think its a good idea? i don't wanna copy **** , but i see a lot of ____explain accounts and thought that i could help out.
#738 to #736 - smashexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey man! I know no one have ever seen me around, but no one ever asks for me! Id love to answer some smash related questions if you have any, or even play a couple matches with you if you have netplay!
User avatar #737 to #736 - jokexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
Hey, man. You could give it a try, and I'd certainly call you for help with Smash content since I'm not too familiar with Smash. What kills an explain account is obscurity, lack of mentions. I did pretty well as thingexplain before I took over jokexplain, and science posts are popular enough that sciencexplain does well, but there's a myriad of explain accounts that aren't active anymore cause nobody knew to call them for the appropriate situations.
#739 to #737 - smashexplain (01/21/2015) [-]
If you do ever have any smash related questions just hit me up! I've played all kinds of smash for a disgusting amount of time so id be hard pressed to see something i cannot explain..
#733 - superflyingcookie (01/11/2015) [-]
Happy anniversary, faggot
User avatar #734 to #733 - jokexplain (01/12/2015) [-]
Thanks to you, superpowered flying baked good
User avatar #726 - nickypickle (01/07/2015) [-]
Hi explain mister! Is your profile style based off of Space Mail?

space.galaxybuster.net/go.php
#731 to #726 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
hi, 'old' jokexplain here.
I simply chose dark blue and orange to match the colors of the avatar.
cheers
User avatar #727 to #726 - jokexplain (01/07/2015) [-]
I have no idea!
User avatar #728 to #727 - nickypickle (01/07/2015) [-]
well it looks nice! your colors are nice and you have a nice style! you could be a great artist!
User avatar #729 to #728 - jokexplain (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll let myself know that immediately!
User avatar #730 to #729 - nickypickle (01/07/2015) [-]
Oh don't worry, I just did it for you!
User avatar #721 - warioteam (12/28/2014) [-]
i must feast on your memes
User avatar #720 - brcstar (12/28/2014) [-]
Wow, your profile doesn't look like junk like everyone elses.

<3
User avatar #722 to #720 - jokexplain (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm a stylish *****
User avatar #710 - kibbleking (12/27/2014) [-]
Hey I made the videogamexplain account.
Can you pl0x give me a late christmas present n make me an avatar gif laik urs?
User avatar #711 to #710 - jokexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
i didn't make them. you can ask blobboy or warioteam
User avatar #712 to #711 - warioteam (12/27/2014) [-]
im popular woo
User avatar #713 to #712 - jokexplain (12/27/2014) [-]
no you're just convenient
jk bae luv u
User avatar #714 to #713 - warioteam (12/27/2014) [-]
xoxo 5evr
User avatar #715 to #714 - kibbleking (12/27/2014) [-]
wroiotem pl0x mek me a gif avtra
User avatar #716 to #715 - warioteam (12/27/2014) [-]
gib details
background color, person color, emblem etc
User avatar #717 to #716 - kibbleking (12/27/2014) [-]
purple yellow a pickle
User avatar #718 to #717 - warioteam (12/27/2014) [-]
also text
User avatar #719 to #718 - kibbleking (12/27/2014) [-]
cis scum
User avatar #708 - jokexplain (12/24/2014) [-]
**jokexplain used "*roll cah question*"**
**jokexplain rolls With enough time and pressure, _ will turn into _.**
User avatar #709 to #708 - jokexplain (12/24/2014) [-]
**jokexplain used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**jokexplain rolls The Blood of Christ.**
**jokexplain rolls A cooler full of organs.**
User avatar #702 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/22/2014) [-]
its okay friend.

ill be your friend
User avatar #703 to #702 - jokexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
you already are lel
nice color text btw
User avatar #704 to #703 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/22/2014) [-]
thanks m8

what should the next color be? ive already done green and this pink
User avatar #705 to #704 - jokexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
the most established users always pick the same color.
you play football or something? your jersey is blue isn't it?
pick that blue and stick with it
User avatar #706 to #705 - lolwtfbbqryan (12/22/2014) [-]
good idea man.
User avatar #707 to #706 - jokexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
anytime bruh
#699 - hudge (12/19/2014) [-]
Aren't you the person who organizes all the "explain" accounts around here? This came up this morning:

www.funnyjunk.com/So+i+pooped+a+tire+the+other+day/funny-pictures/5391621/2#2
User avatar #700 to #699 - jokexplain (12/19/2014) [-]
hi, I don't 'organize' explain accounts - that's impossible. if you want to be something, be it.
you'll add me as a friend, and ill keep you as a friend if you stay active.
#701 to #700 - hudge (12/20/2014) [-]
Ah. Alright then. Thank you.
User avatar #697 - churchofmagcargo (12/18/2014) [-]
youve been here a year
let that sink in beetle
User avatar #698 to #697 - jokexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
It's been pretty good
User avatar #696 - warioteam (12/11/2014) [-]
bitches and hoes aint nothin but TRICKS
User avatar #691 - mapleknight (11/22/2014) [-]
based as ALL ****
User avatar #690 - itsthetie ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Bruh
User avatar #689 - garaichu (11/16/2014) [-]
jokexplain, why are you so based?
User avatar #692 to #689 - jokexplain (11/22/2014) [-]
what's this 'based' stuff going around?
User avatar #693 to #692 - garaichu (11/22/2014) [-]
Original source:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Based%20God

Now it simply means being generally awesome.
#694 to #693 - jokexplain (11/22/2014) [-]
yeah i knew, but people have been calling me based lately and i dunno why   
thanks i guess
yeah i knew, but people have been calling me based lately and i dunno why
thanks i guess
#695 to #694 - garaichu (11/22/2014) [-]
It's definitely meant as a compliment. Stay awesome, explain.
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