I've been here for bout ten minutes now just laughing my ass off to this and I thank you for that.

Vanilla... extract... on...
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I'll be right back, I have toast to make.

This is the recipe I actually made back when I was tracking calories to lose weight.

http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=2373180

Just check out the nutritional info macros on it when you use some low cal whole wheat bread to keep the carbs down. 100 calories a slice for deliciousness. Notice I did name it Cinnamon toast rather than French toast since it isn't as indulgent. But it still makes a great breakfast with syrup and whatnot, and when frozen pops in the toaster well

french fries aren't bad for you if you just go easy on the oil and cooking them.

Hell just eat raw potatoes!

Exactly. Ever made your own sweet potato fries? Slice them thin, toss them with a little olive oil and some seasonings and bake them in the oven. They taste a hell of a lot better than McDonalds fries as well.

And it wasn't even KO of the night.

That slam made me teach my created fighter the German Suplex in UFC Undisputed 3.