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|#26 - Some of us are dreamers. Some of us are doers. [+] (1 new reply)||08/17/2014 on Magnificent!||+4|
|#51 - I work for Domino's, and all the love in these comments pleases me.||08/15/2014 on well that backfired||0|
|#84815 - I simply identify as Christian, with no sub-denomination. I re…||08/14/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#84780 - That's because Catholicism has become less of a religion and m… [+] (4 new replies)||08/14/2014 on Religion Board||+1|
#84813 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
What kinda Christian are you ( I remember way back 1.5 yrs ago I think you mentioned protestant?) again?
#84815 - jokeface (08/14/2014) [-]
I simply identify as Christian, with no sub-denomination. I read the Protestant Bible, which is used by almost all sub-denominations of Christianity and that is precisely why I don't bother to further classify myself. I see no point in dividing the religion beyond which version of the Bible we read, because aside from the Catholic Bible and the Orthodox Bible, they all say the same thing, so I don't understand why we're breaking up into different groups.
I was raised Baptist, but I don't actually believe that baptism is fundamentally necessary for salvation; rather, I believe the ceremony is symbolic of a spiritual gesture which can be achieved with or without being dunked in water. Still, that's the church I grew up in, so that's where most my knowledge of Christianity comes from (aside from the further reading I've done on the web).
|#84779 - I don't think we should be bashing anyone, but I will admit th…||08/14/2014 on Religion Board||+4|
|#38 - Animorphs meets Transformers. A dream even God wouldn't dare to dream.||08/13/2014 on Clark can be a dick sometimes||0|
|#305665 - Idk, I was just dumbfounded.||08/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,...||0|
|#305592 - This isn't exactly "hateful", but it did make me rag… [+] (8 new replies)||08/13/2014 on Hating - file complaints,...||+4|
|#84358 - My bad. Thought this was gonna be a serious thread. [+] (1 new reply)||08/12/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#84259 - Well for one thing, we can readily observe that, generally spe… [+] (4 new replies)||08/12/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83910 - Me too.||08/11/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83908 - Not according to the Baptist Church. There are other Christian… [+] (3 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83901 - I wouldn't call it a mockery, but I would call it heavily misg…||08/11/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83830 - Atheists can't get "baptized". They can just get dun… [+] (7 new replies)||08/11/2014 on Religion Board||+2|
#83908 - jokeface (08/11/2014) [-]
Not according to the Baptist Church. There are other Christian churches that believe in baptizing babies, like the Catholics. But we don't believe that a baby is capable of making the conscious decision to devote their life to Christ, so we wait until they're old enough to understand what's happening.
#83901 - jokeface (08/11/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call it a mockery, but I would call it heavily misguided. Baptism is not something that should be done out of being pressured by others. It's about forming a relationship with God. You're refusing said relationship, ergo the act means nothing. The fact that you felt remorse is better, I suppose, than not feeling remorse. It shows that there is a part of you that recognizes the significance of baptism and feels uncomfortable with the dishonesty of participating in a ceremony of which you don't believe in the spiritual value. As a Christian, I would say that your guilt is God reaching out to you. He's making you realize that the baptism is in fact sacred, and by falsely accepting it, you've actually discovered it's true significance.
|#83828 - Grazie. [+] (1 new reply)||08/11/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83778 - I think that's a fair claim. Who said this? [+] (3 new replies)||08/10/2014 on Religion Board||0|
|#83777 - That's only one side of the two-sided coin that is Jesus' char… [+] (1 new reply)||08/10/2014 on Religion Board||+1|
|#18 - Why don't...Why don't you just go sit in the corner. …||08/08/2014 on Skating level over 9000!||0|
|#21 - Idk, sometimes I wonder about people on this site...||08/08/2014 on Bats||0|
|#36 - I don't like that definition. That makes it seem like if they …||08/05/2014 on Cheating||0|
|#215 - I don't know computer tech **** . What's the curre… [+] (1 new reply)||08/05/2014 on clickclickclickclick||0|
|#35 - "Captain, the plate has dislodged from the roller! We're …||08/04/2014 on Science weekly||0|
|#34 - Different sides of the brain, my friend.||08/04/2014 on Science weekly||0|
|#6 - That would probably make for a better movie. I mean I loved th… [+] (1 new reply)||08/04/2014 on shrek is love||+7|
#34 - alucord (08/05/2014) [-]
I felt the same way. The whole thing seemed odd. Oh, my best friend acts like another nationality and no one questions it I had this fantasy of some normal guy with a thick russian accent and acting totally normal otherwise. . Fuck this dude who got ball cancer, screw him trying to get his master's degree. My life is slowly but surely slipping away. I am going to watch reruns of a show I've already seen.
And its only ok for some people to make puns about morbid things, but not others.
and it was pretty cheesy otherwise.
|#23 - Mfw||08/04/2014 on I have this problem||0|