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Gender: male
Age: 39
Date Signed Up:2/12/2009
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:wales
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Comment Ranking:#20987
Highest Content Rank:#41889
Highest Comment Rank:#10724
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Content Level Progress: 1.69% (1/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Content Views:11168
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:155
FJ Points:150

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#70 - Made this account a while back. Completely forgot about it. Ha… 04/20/2013 on ITS TIME TO 0
#20 - You're thinking of Battle Phase. The damage step is just part of that.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2013 on ITS TIME TO +2
#28 - oregmes (04/20/2013) [-]
profile created 2/12/2009 only level 13 comments with only 3 pages of comments... how?
#70 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
Made this account a while back. Completely forgot about it. Had two others since this. Just recently started using this account two weeks ago.
#19 - Yup. 04/20/2013 on ITS TIME TO 0
#59 - You got a problem with that buddy?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on printing cups +1
User avatar #129 - EpicAnon (04/21/2013) [-]
Just a little bit.
#82 - Ducks don't judge me 04/20/2013 on this +4
#178 - People kill more people every year than Bulls and taste delici… 04/20/2013 on Bullfighting +3
#245 - "always been secure" OMG MAH SIDES!!! 04/20/2013 on 'MURICA 0
#118 - also cup-a-soup is healthy you idiot. Im assuming you have no … 04/20/2013 on I love this man 0
#117 - middle class and dont smoke. So feel free to remind yourself y… 04/20/2013 on I love this man 0
#182 - An overused one that has lost its humour 04/20/2013 on 'MURICA +2
#114 - Let me show you some of her "best" quotes - … 04/20/2013 on I love this man 0
#37 - Oh dear god. Im done with you. You're either a jackass or a 3/… 04/20/2013 on Oh my god, yes! -1
#6 - The freedom thing is getting old now especially when the count…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/19/2013 on 'MURICA +31
#197 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
left and right?
it's had 2 bombings in a week
besides that we had always been secure
stop exaggerating
#245 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
"always been secure"

OMG MAH SIDES!!!
User avatar #40 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
duh we are free to explode things if we choose. If anything explosions show MORE freedom
User avatar #45 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
The people who bombed Boston were Russian.
User avatar #51 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
...and the explosions happened in America...also they weren't Russian...and the younger one had supposedly just achieved US citizenship...
User avatar #56 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry, they are from Chechneya, bordering russia. I was wrong there.
User avatar #54 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev isn't russian? You sure? And I know it happened in America. Also, why do you say supposedly? Are you another one of those stupid cunts who has to question fucking everything? I guess you'll say the fucking atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima was an inside job too.
User avatar #57 - guymandude (04/20/2013) [-]
lolwut? I said supposedly because someone told me today that he got his citizenship in September, but he's the kind of guy to just randomly say shit and I haven't checked if he was telling the truth yet. And no, he isnt Russian just because you think his name looks Russian. He's actually chechnian.
User avatar #58 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
"Sorry, they are from Chechneya, bordering russia. I was wrong there." I corrected myself earlier, and understand my mistake. I just couldn't for the life of me spell Chechneya, so I went with Russian. Sorry for accusing you of being a bunker-sitting conspiracy theorist.
#62 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You spelled it wrong again... Chechnya*... Don't attack me in my sleep...
User avatar #63 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Dammit. I knew I'd spell it wrong.
#30 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
what does exploding have to do with freedom? hell the one was an industrial accident.
#28 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You mean south and northeast.
User avatar #25 - gayboard (04/20/2013) [-]
It's a joke
#182 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
An overused one that has lost its humour
User avatar #12 - allamericandude (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the majority of it is facetious. America isn't that patriotic. We're actually our own biggest critics.
User avatar #16 - EnergizierAnon (04/20/2013) [-]
that just means we're free to criticize our Freedom.
#3 - Damn, almost sound like a story written for children... 04/19/2013 on oh neat trick Pops... 0
#26 - stripes represents chances of idiots going on gun rampage and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on MAH FREEDUM -10
User avatar #30 - jacklane (04/19/2013) [-]
Well, I mean... the last guys who did things were czechs who bombed and shot people.
#19 - You're that elitist asshole guy who thinks hes better than any…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Oh my god, yes! +2
#22 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
If they can have fun without needing to drink than what's the point of willingly ingesting a poison? That's just idiotic.
#126 - jinkazama (04/20/2013) [-]
So you can't have fun without funnyjunk? If not then why waste your time with it?/
#17 - Why are you implying that those who enjoy getting wasted can't…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Oh my god, yes! 0
#21 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Why are you implying that because I don't drink i'm a boring sack of shit? You're the idiot.

I understand why, I wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of alcoholics either.
#37 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh dear god. Im done with you. You're either a jackass or a 3/10 troll.
#6 - The Baby looks about ******* two what bad could i…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Iceland. -5
#12 - EnergizierAnon (04/20/2013) [-]
#7 - Maybe after he said "tried everything" he thought hi… 04/19/2013 on Baby 0
#14 - im sorry that you're a boring sad sack of **** wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Oh my god, yes! 0
#15 - anonymous (04/19/2013) [-]
But i'm not... it's the other way around actually. If you can't enjoy yourself at a party or with a group of friends without needing to drink than you're just a boring person in general... and need new friends.
#17 - jojotomaz (04/19/2013) [-]
Why are you implying that those who enjoy getting wasted can't hang out with out being drunk? you really are an idiot.

You dont sound like anyone I or anyone I know would want to hang with. So no. It's not the other way around.
#21 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Why are you implying that because I don't drink i'm a boring sack of shit? You're the idiot.

I understand why, I wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of alcoholics either.
#37 - jojotomaz (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh dear god. Im done with you. You're either a jackass or a 3/10 troll.
#74 - possibly because of the bronies near the bottom. 04/19/2013 on bwoniees +1
#21 - three... in the u.s only  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Too damn true +5
#22 - eskemo (04/19/2013) [-]
#58 - claps slowly 04/19/2013 on Video games with GF +1
#73 - Imagine my disappointment to find that Gwyneth Paltrow is actu…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2013 on I love this man +3
User avatar #76 - capricore (04/19/2013) [-]
Im all in for the body.
But most of us life ina different world.
I can't make turtle soup for breakfast.
#78 - comanderspy (04/19/2013) [-]
i think you accidentally those words there buddy
#79 - capricore (04/19/2013) [-]
I don't even know!
Do i want life in a different world.
Or do i want to live in a different world.

Do i even want what in the world.
User avatar #85 - capricore (04/19/2013) [-]
All i know that Gwyneth Paltrow herself will do.
#77 - capricore has deleted their comment.
#69 - Because she is a horrible person to regular people. 04/19/2013 on I love this man 0
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User avatar #2 - beroty (04/20/2013) [-]
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,Blue
User avatar #1 - kingniggering (04/07/2013) [-]
I want ur account
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