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Age: 39
Date Signed Up:2/12/2009
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:wales
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#1901 - I take orders from no man.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Blue names +1
#1920 - syutsu (04/29/2013) [-]
Well.... In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
#1899 - you mean alpha.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on Blue names +1
User avatar #1904 - vivere (04/29/2013) [-]
It's been awhile since I saw that episode. All I remember is that guy turns out to be homo when Leela asks him for a walk on the beach or something.
#1895 - me too. 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#61 - an american cat. didnt say it was speaking american. … 04/28/2013 on A Hilarious Joke +15
#38 - Every light saber will have a lens flare...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2013 on Starwars episode 7 +27
User avatar #118 - andrewjla (04/29/2013) [-]
probably
#54 - nope.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Brutal chicken cooking -1
User avatar #56 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
Well they are.
User avatar #59 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [-]
The chickens have no way to get impregnated, so the eggs can never actually become chicks. Its the same with women, except when a woman passes her eggs they get destroyed while inside the body rather than passed out whole as for chickens.
User avatar #76 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
Um... Are you aware how chickens fertilise their eggs?

The female hen lays them then the male roosters spray them with sperm and then they start to develop into chicks.

If they are picked before the male rooster has that chance then they remain unfetilised ovum.

User avatar #79 - MasterManiac (04/28/2013) [-]
My point is there are NO rooster to fertilise them. Therefore there is no chance of a chick to be born, simple as. What's left is the chickens unfertilised egg, ie. its period.
User avatar #80 - ajperry (04/28/2013) [-]
I see what you're getting at now then.
#174 - g r ea t ... 04/27/2013 on SARCASM 0
#173 - Comment deleted 04/27/2013 on SARCASM 0
#364 - this is the reason they make them wear helmets in football. ot… 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#360 - their are big hits. not just many because conserving energy ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#362 - ncsutroll (04/25/2013) [-]
there are still big hits but you're talking a sport with athletes trained JUST to be explosive and as powerful as possible vs a sport that trains for explosion but has to put a lot of focus on endurance as well. as i said i respect em, but it's a whole different ball game. no pun intended
#355 - they also make you feel less impact too. 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#352 - yet they do it for like 2 minutes then take a break. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#357 - ncsutroll (04/25/2013) [-]
i'm not debating toughness i have the utmost respect for rugby players but its two different kinds of violence, are there big hits in rugby? yeah, but it isn't as explosive overall. There's no downtime in football its 100% downhill whereas much of a rugby game is running the field up and down without direct contact at all times
#360 - jojotomaz (04/25/2013) [-]
their are big hits. not just many because conserving energy over 80 minutes wins game. you can take down players by tipping them with their momentum. you dont use all your energy mangling them for no reason.

I assure if the game was 20 minutes long. It would be more explosive.
#362 - ncsutroll (04/25/2013) [-]
there are still big hits but you're talking a sport with athletes trained JUST to be explosive and as powerful as possible vs a sport that trains for explosion but has to put a lot of focus on endurance as well. as i said i respect em, but it's a whole different ball game. no pun intended
#349 - can he keep that pace up 80 minutes. marathon vs 100m… 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#346 - getting hit hard for a short time then taking a break or take …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences -7
#596 - anonymous (04/26/2013) [-]
The guy just said getting hit can be the physical equivalent of getting in a car crash. You just implied that you prefer colliding with a car multiple times for 80 minutes with no protection if given short breaks.
#339 - and then they move for like 2 minutes before taking a break. … 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#337 - seriously? I think im fine standing. 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences 0
#333 - nope. 04/25/2013 on It's the little differences +1
#19 - can easily be changed to regular set up. its better than 7.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Windows 8 0
User avatar #26 - thepalmtoptiger (04/25/2013) [-]
Personally, the desktop isn't my main concern, mine is how they handle video games on their marketplace. Last I checked, they wouldn't be letting any games rated above PEGI 16 on to their service.

This brings me to my next point; if I remember correctly, certain OS features are locked unless the app (game, software, etc,) are Microsoft approved. This effectively gives Microsoft a pretty tight grip of what is or isn't allowed on their OS.

Personally, I'll be going where the games are, and if there is a big move to OSX or Linux then I'm gonna follow along. Valve has already been vocal about their dislike for Windows 8 and has begun supporting Linux more, so we'll see how the next few years play out. I'm not gonna make any big decisions until the dust has settled a bit.
#63 - anonymous (04/25/2013) [-]
I've had no issues with gaming whatsoever and that's really all I use my computer for.
#20 - giustobuffo (04/24/2013) [-]
And how, pray tell, do you do that?
User avatar #24 - aesguitar (04/25/2013) [-]
Go to the normal desktop by clicking on the desktop tile or with the win+d keyboard shortcut. If you want a start button, download "classic shell."
#154 - giustobuffo (04/25/2013) [-]
omg you saved my soul. From now on, aesguitar is Jesus.


THANK YOU, LORD.
#6 - Was she in a computer too? 04/24/2013 on Cable +1
#61 - I love how people think they should be able to swear all they …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy -5
User avatar #83 - allennis (04/24/2013) [-]
You're a fucking retard.
User avatar #80 - ronyx (04/24/2013) [-]
Goddammit dude, how can you get so many words wrong?
#72 - mistahlegend (04/24/2013) [-]
*in front, *know, *it's, *sense
#76 - millex (04/24/2013) [-]
You did good.
#111 - dildoes (04/24/2013) [-]
You're a disgrace.
#94 - rachaelalana has deleted their comment.
User avatar #93 - tombombadil (04/24/2013) [-]
*Well. You did well.
User avatar #116 - millex (04/24/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it can be used interchangeably.
User avatar #140 - tombombadil (04/24/2013) [-]
No, they can't. Good describes an item, such as "This is a good basement." "This is a good pair of handcuffs" "That was a good spot to hide a body.", whereas well is used in situations like "He locked the basement well." "He DJ 4DM1Nistered the handcuffs well" "He hid the body well enough"
User avatar #141 - millex (04/24/2013) [-]
Where are you from?
User avatar #143 - tombombadil (04/26/2013) [-]
Freedom....shit, I meant to say America.
User avatar #65 - Cleavland Steamer (04/23/2013) [-]
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits
User avatar #89 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/24/2013) [-]
fart turd and twat
User avatar #68 - huntergriff (04/24/2013) [-]
Niggers, pricks, fuckshits, tittymongling, fags, cuntlip, douchecanoe, Assfucking, child molesting Muff cabage eating pussyface fucknut.
User avatar #71 - arbazio (04/24/2013) [-]
*cabbage.

Also; fuckingLOL
#73 - huntergriff (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh shit, i misspelled cabbage...huh...well then sandwich for you.
#75 - arbazio (04/24/2013) [-]
It... It's glorious! And I didn't really care about the misspelling, I just thought it would be amusing to highlight a single, innocent spelling mistake among a tirade of swears.

It was amusing to me..
#85 - huntergriff (04/24/2013) [-]
#63 - arbazio (04/23/2013) [-]
#56 - there is a swear word rating system. We all live by it. It pre…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy 0
#60 - Senior Bob (04/23/2013) [-]
well its time to introduce a little anarchy
#52 - As long as you dont use it infront of children and the elderly… 04/23/2013 on Everyone knows this guy +1
#287 - "Doesn't understand jokes"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on all natural +7
User avatar #343 - Blargosnarf (04/24/2013) [-]
Christ, my eyes fucking hurt now.
User avatar #303 - jokersaysamuseme (04/23/2013) [-]
Dat blue
#74 - Left Picture : No penis inserted Right Picture : M… 04/22/2013 on Pretty girls making ugly face -1
#1295 - haha wow. I would take time to dissect your argument but ... w… 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
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User avatar #2 - beroty ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - kingniggering (04/07/2013) [-]
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