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johnylingo

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Consoles Owned: ps3
Video Games Played: BF3, skyrim
PSN: johnylingo25
Date Signed Up:5/22/2008
Last Login:5/07/2015
Location:MI
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Comment Ranking:#4803
Highest Content Rank:#2257
Highest Comment Rank:#1708
Content Thumbs: 2656 total,  3206 ,  550
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Content Level Progress: 96% (96/100)
Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 121 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:198186
Times Content Favorited:95 times
Total Comments Made:2474
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    Irish stuff Irish stuff
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latest user's comments

#170 - Picture 3 hours ago on No parents 0
#135 - "Hallo!" -Mien Schildkröte  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on No parents 0
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#125 - "Never trust quotes you read on the internet" - Abra…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on No parents +1
User avatar #132 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hello!"
-MineTurtle
User avatar #135 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hallo!"
-Mien Schildkröte
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#115 - "It's hard to beat a man that doesn't give up"- babe…  [+] (6 new replies) 4 hours ago on No parents +1
User avatar #121 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind -- in the land where all are blind, the man who sees is king"
"a man who desires revenge digs two graves"
"a chore done poorly must be done again"
"you never fail until you stop trying"
you can't out-quote me, i'm cheating.
User avatar #125 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Never trust quotes you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

but I know the dank ones
User avatar #132 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hello!"
-MineTurtle
User avatar #135 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hallo!"
-Mien Schildkröte
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#101 - "fear not moving slowly, fear only standing still" …  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on No parents +1
User avatar #112 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"a fixed stream polishes the coarse stone"

persistence is key, for it unlocks many doors.
User avatar #115 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"It's hard to beat a man that doesn't give up"- babe ruth

and my persona favorite

"have it your way"- not 100% on that one but I think it was a king of some kind
User avatar #121 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind -- in the land where all are blind, the man who sees is king"
"a man who desires revenge digs two graves"
"a chore done poorly must be done again"
"you never fail until you stop trying"
you can't out-quote me, i'm cheating.
User avatar #125 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Never trust quotes you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

but I know the dank ones
User avatar #132 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hello!"
-MineTurtle
User avatar #135 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hallo!"
-Mien Schildkröte
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#95 - if almost entirely cosists of 4.3% aboriginals then ok …  [+] (10 new replies) 5 hours ago on No parents +1
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (5 hours ago) [-]
thank you for this new information, i'll be sure to include it in my repertoire.
"if you don't make mistakes, you're not making progress"
User avatar #101 - johnylingo (5 hours ago) [-]
"fear not moving slowly, fear only standing still"

keep on keepin on
User avatar #112 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"a fixed stream polishes the coarse stone"

persistence is key, for it unlocks many doors.
User avatar #115 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"It's hard to beat a man that doesn't give up"- babe ruth

and my persona favorite

"have it your way"- not 100% on that one but I think it was a king of some kind
User avatar #121 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind -- in the land where all are blind, the man who sees is king"
"a man who desires revenge digs two graves"
"a chore done poorly must be done again"
"you never fail until you stop trying"
you can't out-quote me, i'm cheating.
User avatar #125 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Never trust quotes you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

but I know the dank ones
User avatar #132 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hello!"
-MineTurtle
User avatar #135 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hallo!"
-Mien Schildkröte
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#71 - educate yourself you ****  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on No parents 0
#78 - sozeiv (6 hours ago) [-]
im being sarcastic you fuck
#69 - that sounds like something a brit would say, then proceed to e…  [+] (18 new replies) 6 hours ago on No parents +3
User avatar #92 - redstonealchemist (5 hours ago) [-]
Britfag here, hello!
Canada is part of the Northern American continent, but parts of Canada reach far into the Arctic Circle, however this is almost entirely populated by Northern Native Americans, commonly referred to as Inuit, and their classification and citizenry is a hot topic.
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is the full name, a kingdom (a baby empire) is comprised of several countries that may or may not have right to rule themselves, but still answer to the queen. Canada, US America and Australia were all part of the British Empire, yet the royal leader is always been referred to as king/queen and not emperor/empress.
The UK is comprised of 3.5 countries. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. The bitterness concerning Ireland is that Southern Ireland wants independence, but Northern Ireland doesn't. All countries in the UK require trade between them in order to support themselves, despite all four hating each other with a passion. See European football match Scotland Vs. Germany. "Stand up if you hate England"
Like the aforementioned civil disputes based on legal classification, the UK is considering separation from the EU. Many consider the EU is be too restrictive on its imported laws and regulations, however many, including myself, recognise that this world is not my world or your world, it's our world and if we can't share it civilly, then we don't deserve it. The EU and UN are the first real attempts at curing human hostility.
As for the British Isles, I'm not versed in their classification as of yet.
And yes, I drink a lot of tea. Mainly because some plants such as hops, mint and the soy bean contain what's known as 'phytoestrogens', these are chemicals very similar in nature to animal (in this case, human) oestrogens and can make a woman more feminine. also mint essential oil, coconut oil and some others can increase breast growth if given the proper care.
User avatar #138 - sympathyforme (4 hours ago) [-]
"The bitterness concerning Ireland is that Southern Ireland wants independence, but Northern Ireland doesn't."

No. We in the south already have independence, the bitterness comes from a big percentage of people IN the North wanting indepdence while the majority do not.

"The UK is comprised of 3.5 countries"

More like 3.2

"despite all four hating each other with a passion"

Actually it's just everyone against England. Scotland, Ireland and Wales get along ok.
User avatar #142 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
thank you for correcting me, however i was under the impression that at the very least scotland and ireland dislike each other.
p.s: i love learning new things and correcting errors i previously believed, write as much as you want, i'll read every word.
User avatar #147 - sympathyforme (4 hours ago) [-]
Maybe it's different in the North but in the Republic we have no bad feelings towards the Scots, we'd root for them if they were playing anyone but ourselves.

Well, except for Rangers fans.
User avatar #151 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
i'm 1/16th irish and i take my heritage very seriously (my dad is a history nerd and got me interested in my family history), regrettably i don't actually know much about ireland, northern or republic.
i'd love to learn from you, if you're willing to spend some time writing about it.
User avatar #156 - sympathyforme (4 hours ago) [-]
If you have a specific question I can try and answer it but, not to sound like a dick, but it doesn't sound appealing to me.
User avatar #174 - redstonealchemist (3 hours ago) [-]
fair enough, you have a good day, i'll youtube some stuff about it.
User avatar #95 - johnylingo (5 hours ago) [-]
if almost entirely cosists of 4.3% aboriginals then ok
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Canada
if the 37% of the people, that identify as native american and (Im giving you this one even though....) canadian, mean almost entirely...

im not sayin you are wrong if you want to use technicalities. but technically eggshell is a shade of black.

if you need a passport to go into the country known worldwide as America, you aren't in america.
User avatar #99 - redstonealchemist (5 hours ago) [-]
thank you for this new information, i'll be sure to include it in my repertoire.
"if you don't make mistakes, you're not making progress"
User avatar #101 - johnylingo (5 hours ago) [-]
"fear not moving slowly, fear only standing still"

keep on keepin on
User avatar #112 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"a fixed stream polishes the coarse stone"

persistence is key, for it unlocks many doors.
User avatar #115 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"It's hard to beat a man that doesn't give up"- babe ruth

and my persona favorite

"have it your way"- not 100% on that one but I think it was a king of some kind
User avatar #121 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind -- in the land where all are blind, the man who sees is king"
"a man who desires revenge digs two graves"
"a chore done poorly must be done again"
"you never fail until you stop trying"
you can't out-quote me, i'm cheating.
User avatar #125 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Never trust quotes you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

but I know the dank ones
User avatar #132 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hello!"
-MineTurtle
User avatar #135 - johnylingo (4 hours ago) [-]
"Hallo!"
-Mien Schildkröte
User avatar #141 - redstonealchemist (4 hours ago) [-]
"The Game"
-redstonealchemist
#170 - johnylingo (3 hours ago) [-]
#3 - >> #1 , found the explination  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sesuj +2
User avatar #4 - agrofenlas (05/04/2015) [-]
Well, thats... Interesting. So there is a scientific explanation behind it all. If we have the answers though, why do people still believe these things?
#6 - Common Pepe (05/04/2015) [-]
Because white people think Jews are magical beings like the elves in Lord of the rings
#2 - What if the whole literal thing is just like a kid hearing som…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on sesuj +1
#3 - johnylingo (05/04/2015) [-]
>>#1, found the explination
User avatar #4 - agrofenlas (05/04/2015) [-]
Well, thats... Interesting. So there is a scientific explanation behind it all. If we have the answers though, why do people still believe these things?
#6 - Common Pepe (05/04/2015) [-]
Because white people think Jews are magical beings like the elves in Lord of the rings

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User avatar #4 - slipperycheese (04/27/2013) [-]
That ******* name
#3 - skk (04/24/2013) [-]
mfw you're blue username it is the bluest I have ever seen!!
User avatar #1 - drastronomy (01/03/2013) [-]
lel

went down several levels for mentioning lego star wars
#2 to #1 - johnylingo (01/03/2013) [-]
close to 40 lvls, i made a explenation comment but i only smell more red. ehh it happens what am i loosing here? nothing. i had the opertunity to delete when i saw it had - 10 thumbs but i refuse. i stand by most if not all that i post.
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