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#12 - huh, under further review i find that hemp and cannabis is to … 01/10/2016 on vikings! -4
#8 - "Hemp is not to be confused with the close relative of th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on vikings! +46
#74 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Info from stuff like this is always at the very least halfway wrong
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#11 - theism (01/10/2016) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemp

Hemp is a variety of canabis cultivated for industrial purposes with a very low thc content. It's the same species of plant.
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#10 - Mecuniv (01/10/2016) [-]
"Hemp (from Old English hænep) is a commonly used term for high-growing industrial varieties of the Cannabis plant and its products, which include fiber, oil, and seed. Hemp is refined into products such as hemp seed foods, hemp oil, wax, resin, rope, cloth, pulp, paper, and fuel."

From the FIRST paragraph. So that statement in the second paragraph does not even make sense. =/
#12 - johnnydotondotca (01/10/2016) [-]
huh, under further review i find that hemp and cannabis is to be from the same plant, with genetics and breading being the main differences in said plants. finding this information you can attribute the similarities to the same relationship different breeds of dogs have, yet remaining dogs all the same.

i guess its like a man calling a german shepherd a mastiff but that does not a mastiff make. and with the language used in the post above it seems to indicate that vikings used cannabis, not hemp, which is incorrect. the correct term is hemp, the stock which can be used for clothing, paper, building supplies, and fuel. unlike the name cannabis, which is what 27 year old burnouts who live in their parents basement, eating the last fiber one bar out of the pantry smoke to let them not have to think so hard while watching family guy on netflix, instead of at least washing the fucking dishes.
source
www.treehugger.com/environmental-policy/perfect-plant-7-great-uses-for-industrial-hemp.html
www.alternet.org/drugs/whats-difference-between-hemp-and-marijuana
hempethics.weebly.com/industrial-hemp-vs-cannabis.html
www.leafscience.com/2014/09/16/5-differences-hemp-marijuana/
thecanyonmalibu.com/blog/10-signs-of-marijuana-addiction/



#2 - why did they cut the rest off? there was a German part about n…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Wish your girlfriend was... +2
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#3 - TheHutchie (01/07/2016) [-]
*knackers

It's a British slang word, they probably cut it because it lacks freedom and liberty and something about the queen and redcoats.
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#6 - justinsane (01/07/2016) [-]
Definitely German. For whatever reason OP cut out half the joke.

Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/38fb27/coffee_cups_french_and_german_warnings/
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#8 - TheHutchie (01/07/2016) [-]
It's mock-German on an English coffee cup, mate. That's not exactly dictionary-perfect French, is it?
#9 - justinsane (01/08/2016) [-]
I know its pretend, look at the follow-up
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#10 - TheHutchie (01/09/2016) [-]
Yes, but because it's mock-German being written by somebody in England, the word "knackers" is still English, which is what I was saying the whole time.
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#7 - justinsane (01/07/2016) [-]
Or at least pretend German and pretend French.
#64 - one out of three correct. 01/05/2016 on American politics +3
#32 - either being dumb or send me a friend request ****** . 01/01/2016 on USA ON SUICIDE WATCH 0
#30 - stop.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2016 on USA ON SUICIDE WATCH 0
#31 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
stop what
#32 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
either being dumb or send me a friend request fucker.
#28 - that's because you're dumb.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2016 on USA ON SUICIDE WATCH 0
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#29 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
whatever makes you sleep at night buddy
#30 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
stop.
#31 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
stop what
#32 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
either being dumb or send me a friend request fucker.
#7 - listen here, how many characters are you allowed to use on twitter?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Ass Blasted -1
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#8 - fasthink (01/01/2016) [-]
He actually has 2 characters remaining, which is just enough to keep his original tweet the exact same but change the your to you're
#1 - just do it. i mean killing yourself 01/01/2016 on Matchmaking sites 0
#25 - aint no country i ever heard of.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2016 on USA ON SUICIDE WATCH 0
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#26 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
eh I still don't get it
#28 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
that's because you're dumb.
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#29 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
whatever makes you sleep at night buddy
#30 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
stop.
#31 - badgoodass (01/01/2016) [-]
stop what
#32 - johnnydotondotca (01/01/2016) [-]
either being dumb or send me a friend request fucker.
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User avatar #2 - mvtjets (12/15/2015) [-]
Using the same name as Johnny Test on an account like this is a mistake you will not recover from
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