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johnjonahjameson

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/14/2015
Last Login:5/31/2015
Location:New York
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Comment Thumbs: 3497 total,  3772 ,  275
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 223 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:9
Total Comments Made:148
FJ Points:2398
Just get me pictures of Spiderman or youre fired!

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#5 - No, I didn't get a mention from the content. But you know what… 05/24/2015 on Spiderman Thread +1
#28 - Thanks son. Know how I'd really know you were telling the trut…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Riddle 0
#29 - roganisbored (05/25/2015) [-]
I found a picture of spiderman causing a nuisance for the innocent people of new york
#64 - If i wanted your opinion, I would've looked through the trash … 05/23/2015 on Fat Logic 2 - Diet Coke... +2
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Captain America: Winter... +10
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#1 - Comment deleted 05/23/2015 on I'm in the pool and I smell... 0
#2 - I'm sure she'll talk to you if you get her some goddamn pictur… 05/23/2015 on FJ Advise? -4
#17 - Picture 05/23/2015 on First crush +2
#16 - Deal! Youre hired! Now get Hoffman outta here!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on First crush +1
#19 - auradan (05/23/2015) [-]
Yea....Fired.
I fired him, sir....
Just fire....d....
#17 - johnjonahjameson (05/23/2015) [-]
#10 - **johnjonahjameson used "*roll 1, 0-10000*"** **johnjonahja…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2015 on FJ Trebuchet +11
#11 - acanadianmoose (05/23/2015) [-]
Pictures of Spider-man
#14 - That's what I said! You ******* deaf or something? Why …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2015 on First crush +2
#15 - auradan (05/23/2015) [-]
How about this?
You hire me to get Hoffman out of here.
I also shall give you some free peanuts.
#16 - johnjonahjameson (05/23/2015) [-]
Deal! Youre hired! Now get Hoffman outta here!
#19 - auradan (05/23/2015) [-]
Yea....Fired.
I fired him, sir....
Just fire....d....
#17 - johnjonahjameson (05/23/2015) [-]
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#30 - moisture (05/21/2015) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by johnjonahjameson
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#43 - kevintothemax (05/22/2015) [-]
HERE ARE YOU ******* HAPPY.
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#46 to #43 - johnjonahjameson (05/22/2015) [-]
Where the **** did you find this picture? In a dumpster? Because that's all it is. TRASH!

Hoffman! Get this amateur outta my office before I throw up my lunch all over his poor quality "picture"!
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#42 - kevintothemax (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm so happy you were created to **** with me.
I've gotten a **** ton of laughs out of your comments.
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#40 - doesthislookunsure (05/21/2015) [-]
ayy lmao i got your spoderman
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#39 - deathgaze (05/21/2015) [-]
Here you go m8
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#38 to #37 - johnjonahjameson (05/21/2015) [-]
Hoffman, get this horse ****** out of my office! Tell him to shove his goddamn pony pictures up his ass! I dont need pictures of horses, I need Spider-man!
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#36 - mudkipfucker (05/21/2015) [-]
This is a good themed account
This is a good themed account
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#29 - computerlife (05/21/2015) [-]
Mr. Jameson
I got a picture of Spider-Man taking off his mask
Turns out he was Daniel Radcliffe the entire time
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User avatar #20 - gramernazi (05/20/2015) [-]
This and the max payne narration account are the best
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User avatar #19 - electronicbacon (05/20/2015) [-]
This is a nice themed account.
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User avatar #18 - warioteam (05/20/2015) [-]
mr jameson, what is your opinion on DANK MEMES
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#21 to #18 - johnjonahjameson (05/21/2015) [-]
Who gives a flying **** about mee-mees? I only give a **** about my paper. Now, you got some Spider-man pictures or you gonna stand around like a ******* statue all day?
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User avatar #22 to #21 - warioteam (05/21/2015) [-]
do you deal dirty? i have some counterfeits
will exchange for memes
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#23 to #22 - johnjonahjameson (05/21/2015) [-]
You ******* deaf? Pictures of Spider-man is what I want, not some **** interweb pictures. I dont want some PhotoStore pictures! I need the real goddamn deal!
You ******* deaf? Pictures of Spider-man is what I want, not some **** interweb pictures. I dont want some PhotoStore pictures! I need the real goddamn deal!
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User avatar #24 to #23 - warioteam (05/21/2015) [-]
i have spidermans jizz napkin
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#25 to #24 - johnjonahjameson (05/21/2015) [-]
You think I haven't heard that before?
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#27 to #26 - johnjonahjameson (05/21/2015) [-]
Security, get this man outta my office before I punch him in the face so hard he's gonna smell the inside of his head.
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User avatar #28 to #27 - warioteam (05/21/2015) [-]
jameson u godda belieb me
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#17 - syrianassassinsoul (05/20/2015) [-]
I wonder who is behind this user
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#2 to #1 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, hi. How long would it take for you to get me pictures of Spider-man?
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#4 to #3 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
You think some goddamn Chinese cartoons with tits is enough to get me off?? If I wanted some Chinese cartoons, I'd give Jackie Chan a call. I want pictures of Spider-man! Can you do that for me, lady?
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#6 to #5 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
You think you're the first person to claim they know who Spider-man is? I hear it all the goddamn time! I need some evidence, lady! Any jackoff can put on a Spider-man costume and prance about saying they're Spider-man!
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#7 to #6 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
All you had to do was ask. First off he's an employee who works for Oscorp Industries and is the Assistant to Curt Connors. This man is funded by Harry Osborn. His relationship is with 2 women: An actress by the name of Mary Jane Watson and a Scientist at Oscorp by the name of Gwen Stacy The way he is able to move up walls and shoot web is from Oscorp Tech. That's tech he stole from Connor's lab.
All you had to do was ask.

First off he's an employee who works for Oscorp Industries and is the Assistant to Curt Connors. This man is funded by Harry Osborn.

His relationship is with 2 women: An actress by the name of Mary Jane Watson and a Scientist at Oscorp by the name of Gwen Stacy

The way he is able to move up walls and shoot web is from Oscorp Tech. That's tech he stole from Connor's lab.
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#8 to #7 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't give a rat's ass about his ******* life story. I want names, and I want pictures. If you can't give me either, than you can go back to Chinaland and talk to Kim Jong Un for a job.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
If I tell you his name promise me you won't react

Richard Parker.
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#10 to #9 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh Jesus ******* Christ, I knew you were messing with me. Thats the dead father of Parker who gets me pictures of Spider-man. Nice try, lady.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
He's not dead.

Wanna know why I know he isn't dead. Why don't you ask his son?
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#12 to #11 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
You think I got time to listen to some ******** story about how that nobody Parker's dead father is Spider-man? I'd rather spend my time listening to feminists talk about how there should be a Spider-woman. You got 5 seconds to tell me what I wanna hear before I kick you ass outta my office!
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User avatar #13 to #12 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
How the **** can you call Parker a nobody when he is the 1 thing keeping your business alive?

If he were to quit you'd have no one to get you pictures

The last guy you tried to replace Parker with died ina fiery explosion where Parker was the one to cover the scene.
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#14 to #13 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
Damn, I like when chicks have some fire in them. I like your style, China girl. You're hired. Get me some photos of Spider-man ASAP!
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User avatar #15 to #14 - murrlogic (05/20/2015) [-]
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Give me 24 hours.
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#16 to #15 - johnjonahjameson (05/20/2015) [-]
They better be some ******* GOOD photos if they take 24 hours, China girl.
 
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