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| Date Signed Up: | 1/11/2011 |
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| #9 - Now all I need is a date. tfw no gf to trick into seeing… | 01/13/2016 on Deadpool is loVe!!! | 0 |
| #32 - I would always think melancholy was something like melahn-kole… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on book words | -1 |
| is that how it is spelled? I have always thought it was "meloncally". I have never seen that word written. Neat | ||
| #23 - My personal theory is that Han turned on the lightsaber himsel… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on TFA big ass spoilers (And... | +41 |
| I thought this at first, but it doesn't hold up under scrutiny. The best outcome for Han and Leia would be Kylo realizing at the last second that he doesn't want to kill his father and thus reject the dark side. With your scenario, by Han committing suicide on Kylo's lightsaber he would be stealing Kylo's chance of redemption by removing his choice in the matter. He would actually be forcing his son down the dark path because Kylo never made a redeeming choice, and would still seek a way to cement his commitment to the dark side. Under some circumstance Han might choose death to save his son, but this method would not accomplish that. Yeah, but that implies Han knew that part of Kylo's dark side requirement was to kill his father, and I'm pretty sure that was never communicated. Why would Han assume Kylo needs to kill him? It was different with Luke and Vader because Luke would have been succeeding Vader as Palpatine's right hand man. Han is just some guy... It makes sense from Kylo's perspective why he would need to kill Han, but I don't think Han would see it. It's a good theory, but I don't think it's the case, I think he knew walking up to him how it was going down so when he said, "anything" I think that was basically telling Ben to do it | ||
| #42 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on theyre creepy and theyre kooky | +13 |
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| #15 - Moose will wreck your **** . In a car accident with a mo… [+] (8 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on how big a moose can get | +84 |
| My uncle is an EMS in AK and he had to rescue this group of tourists that hit a moose. They were in a mini cooper driving for hours in a tiny car is a great idea and actually went under the thing. Unfortunately they hit it's belly and the whole roof of the car came off like a tin of sardines or spam or some other canned food and all of the moose guts were dumped into the car as the tourists crashed into a ditch. The tourists were covered in green partially digested lichen and stomach acid and smelled worse that death's armpits. They actually smelled so bad and were covered in such putrid goo that they made everyone from the crash wear trash bags until they got back to the station a 30 minute drive, but some of their calls can take up to 4 hours to reach . They hosed them off before they would even touch them. The worst injury was a broken arm or something and everyone had acid burns. they will also flip the fuck out if you pass them on a snowmobile, run 10 min into the woods, collapse to the ground from exhaustion and have a fucking heart attack from an experience i had a few years ago most retarded fucking animal ever | ||
| #130 - if you do an air dodge at the right time when you are tumblin… | 12/17/2015 on No mercy | +1 |
| #51 - That is the greatest wall tech I have ever seen. [+] (2 new replies) | 12/16/2015 on No mercy | +9 |
| I don't even understand how that worked haha? He looked like he fell below the stage and then boomeranged?! | ||
| #11 - skip to 0:50 | 12/14/2015 on Disney has gone to far FOOD... | +3 |
| #8 - This makes for a good vocal warmup! | 12/10/2015 on [insert clever title] | 0 |
| #45 - Like I said before, theres no guarantee it would happen that w… | 12/10/2015 on 06/12/2015 | 0 |
