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#5 - well sir, the dog is clearly lacking cigarretes, and is of a d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on Dawg 0
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#6 - lathyrusvii (01/12/2016) [-]
Of course I will. I'm the judge. >:| Good day, sir.
#3 - it's cool. you see, the sign says no smoking dogs with wine gl…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2016 on Dawg +1
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#4 - lathyrusvii (01/12/2016) [-]
The implications are clear on the sign. And he's on a skateboard, still.

No. No sir, this will not stand.
#5 - johad (01/12/2016) [-]
well sir, the dog is clearly lacking cigarretes, and is of a different breed than the dog picture, also, he's clearly consuming water, not al alcoholic beverage. this dog dindu noffin. you'll be hearing from our lawyer
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#6 - lathyrusvii (01/12/2016) [-]
Of course I will. I'm the judge. >:| Good day, sir.
#4 - Shinigami eyes can solve that  [+] (39 new replies) 01/09/2016 on one death note +218
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#5 - billycakes (01/09/2016) [-]
But then the question comes down to....what can actually kill him? I highly doubt a heart attack would work.
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#61 - Viceroy (01/09/2016) [-]
well he can't breathe in space
#47 - amuzen (01/09/2016) [-]
punched himself in the face full force trying to kill a mosquito causing an explosion capable of destroying the entire solar system.
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#34 - venomousvalentine (01/09/2016) [-]
He's strong, not immortal. His own body failing, would definitely kill him.
#11 - capedbald (01/09/2016) [-]
His arch enemy mosquito
#8 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
stop hitting yourself
#6 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
it's not a question of what can kill him, the Death Note is guaranteed death. It can kill anyone, regardless of everything else. (Exceot shinigami.)
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#89 - tsuyu (01/09/2016) [-]
Shinigami is god
Saitama is godlike
Death note cant kill
#87 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**The book does not kill anyone trough the entire manga, what it does do thou, is.

You write down the name of the fellah you want dippidu dead, you then fizzle shizzle him down to the ground.
#41 - shao (01/09/2016) [-]
Not necessarily. If the method of death is not possible, they are supposed to simply die of a heart attack. So if nothing that can be written down works and he survives, then he faces his heart failing, but if he survives that too...
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#14 - alcantara (01/09/2016) [-]
The Death Note can only kill via reasonable means, where the means writtwn are unreasonable the cause of death is a heart attack; however, this fail-safe is ineffective were a heart attack to prove ineffective against Saitama - once again raisig the question "can it kill him, and if so, how?"

The "guaranteed" nature of the Death Note is dependent on a heart attack being fatal - there's no real reason to think that it would kill should a heart attack be incapable of killing the target.
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#125 - dfgthree (01/10/2016) [-]
The Death Note doesn't just "give" someone a heart attack. It states that the person "will die" of a heart attack. Unless the show uncovers some aspect where Saitama is actually a god, he would die. The Death Note is originally made for gods, not mortal men, which means that the power it has would exceed anything less than a god. "The person who's name is written in this book will die." That is the rule.
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#130 - alcantara (01/10/2016) [-]
Saitama was punched so hard he went crashing into the moon, stood up, then jumped back to Earth; not sure we can assume he is mortal, given he should have been killed on at least three counts in that instance alone.
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#137 - dfgthree (01/10/2016) [-]
He's cleary not an ordinary mortal man, but we can't really say he is a god, and like I said, anything less than a god can die by the death note
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#138 - alcantara (01/10/2016) [-]
You base everything on rules, which some Shinigami write, with those rules both being incomplete in terms of the Shinigami's knowledge (they purposefully hold back) and the incomplete knowledge of the Shinigami (Ryuk isn't sure about several things involving the Death Note, is surprised by some things such as being able to use a page that was torn out, etc.).

For all we know, Saitama has reached a level where he would probe yet another exception to the "rule" - although there's actually no rules, only a "how to use" guide, and the Shinigami will have written that in intending the user to write the name of "an ordinary mortal man".

Tl;dr The Death Note has so many exceptions that I don't buy the assertion it'd work when nothing else seems to work.
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#143 - dfgthree (19 hours ago) [-]
The way I see it is Saitama has to eat. He feels hungry, and that makes him human enough to be able to be killed by the Death Note.
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#32 - captainfuckitall (01/09/2016) [-]
That is true, however it's worth noting that heart-attacks are not always (and, in fact, when you get to a hospital or to proper medical treatment in time) rarely fatal, yet EVERYONE who had a heart attack induced by the Death Note died.

As it stands, that would mean it would somehow have to give Saitama a strong enough heart attack to kill him, which is possible because he IS still human, and if his heart doesn't work he WILL die.
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#24 - mrwalkerfour (01/09/2016) [-]
if you don't write a cause of death it will just auto kill him so don't write down a scenario.
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#45 - alcantara (01/09/2016) [-]
"Auto-kill" is via heart attack, refer back to my original post - the whole point is to stipulate that a heart attack wouldn't kill him; seems unreasonable, until you consider what else should have killed him yet didn't.
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#25 - mrishouldstudy (01/09/2016) [-]
that 'auto kill' is by an heart attack.
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#26 - mrwalkerfour (01/09/2016) [-]
i imagine that a heart attack could still not kill a regualr human as technically they could have someone wuickly resusitate them, i imagine that it just keeps going until they collapse and die

so if it didnt kill him, itd be a constant heart attack in his body, his body would struggle to cope and it'd shut down he'd be completely fucked forever.
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#19 - drpenguinz (01/09/2016) [-]
guys...you compare animes...its fiction
#13 - nerdking (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, we've seen stuff in a vaguely similar vein being used on him before, and it just kinda...whiffed. I think it was Tsubitchi who tried some sort of energy drain shit on him where she drained his life force, and he didn't even notice.

Considering the premise of his show, it wouldn't be too out there to suggest that Saitama is actually just straight-up omnipotent, and the only reason he's punching people is because he's a dumbass.
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#123 - dfgthree (01/10/2016) [-]
He is still organic though, if his heart stops, his body stops. A guaranteed heart attack from the Death Note would kill him, worst comes to worst, just write down that Saitama finds his own weakness and kills himself, if anyone has the power to kill Saitama, it's Saitama.
#119 - dontread (01/09/2016) [-]
he held his breath on the moon.


He's just a physical god with all the benefits of physical excellence plus physical concepts like chi and willpower.

Everything else though seems fair game.
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#97 - hurpfry (01/09/2016) [-]
A god that's too dumb to be a god... that's a good idea
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#91 - iizsimon (01/09/2016) [-]
LOOOOOOOOOL thatd be bomb
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#82 - chuckledarkly (01/09/2016) [-]
energy drain? what chap of slap was dat?
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#38 - totaluser (01/09/2016) [-]
this... actually... legitimately makes sense
#54 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
There's a theory that the training actually is responsible for his power, despite how mundane it is, in that his attitude toward it allowed him to achieve enlightenment, essentially making him a god.
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#43 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
>>#13, my theory for the longest time is that he's a reality warper. the fire in his eyes is it triggering. it requires application though. Genos stated the workout he did is fairly common and low brow for non-heroic athletes, but Saitama wanted to be "a hero who could defeat any enemy in one punch" so that's what he became. he also gets tons of bullshit to ensure that. it's been stated his power is that he can't lose.
#79 - kelex (01/09/2016) [-]
My theory for Saitama's power is simply because he consistently went over his limit with his limit, doing training that he wasn't supposed to be able to do but did, and did it for 3 years, and because of that, his limit simply breaks, making his body have no limit of endurance, stamina and power.
#85 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
I'm supporting this theory. It seems the way ONE wants it to be. Nothing special about him; he just trained crazy hard compared to what he's capable of doing.
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#90 - simonhatesfj (01/09/2016) [-]
Not necessarily. Remember that one character that remarked on how it was like there was a god residing in Saitama? It's not all too far-fetched.
#83 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
i thought the entire premise of the one punch man universe was if you tried hard and wanted something enough you become that thing. like how the one monster became a lobster because he loved eating lobster or how garou turns into that demon thing because he wanted to be a monster. saitama wanted to be a hero who could defeat any generic villain, which is basically every villain in the series, and due to this became some living embodiment of justice who could defeat any evil. maybe others rarely or just simply cannot reach saitamas level because the drive to be evil out weighs the drive to be good in most people
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#124 - dfgthree (01/10/2016) [-]
The problem with that theory, is if it were true then Mumen Rider would actually be stronger than Saitama.
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#126 - quantumranger (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, Mumen Rider has accepted his limits. He stays in C-class, and his whole speech to the Deep Sea King is about how he knows he won't win but he has to fight anyways.
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#136 - dfgthree (01/10/2016) [-]
He knows he can't win because he just can't, but if the theory was true, he would have been stronger than Saitama and he would have won because he knew he could. The theory was that what you wish to achieve, you can, and Mumen rider wishes to be that strong, but he just isn't.
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#12 - thatonederpyguy (01/09/2016) [-]
But what if saitama is a shinigami but doesn't realize it Where do ya think his power cam from death god sounds pretty accurate for him
#25 - aaaaand now i'm masturbating 01/09/2016 on Fuck it 0
#7 - so the car seems to go straight up, then somehow goes left  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2016 on spoilers are just for style 0
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#8 - selongb (01/04/2016) [-]
Could be any number of things to cause the car to go left.
weight distribution in the car
friction from the bumper hitting the pavement you caneven see the sparks shooting off to the left
chaos theory.
#23 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
#8 - are we gonna run the game? or just talk about it?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Great War of Ordion CYOA 0
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#9 - fappafappafap (12/27/2015) [-]
Yes.
#6 - i love systems like this. but do we ever actually play it? or …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Great War of Ordion CYOA +1
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#7 - fappafappafap (12/27/2015) [-]
Latter, on /tg/ there's generally discussion about it.
#8 - johad (12/27/2015) [-]
are we gonna run the game? or just talk about it?
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#9 - fappafappafap (12/27/2015) [-]
Yes.
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#63 - "Don't make me assume my ultimate form" 11/20/2015 on NOGGET +3
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