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#54 - WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES?!? 01/06/2016 on My Graces +1
#64 - yup, you can see the board move with the last slice.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Hnnnnngg -3
#72 - dankrolls (01/02/2016) [-]
**dankrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**dankrolls rolled image**And this could not be caused by that he cut off the bottom of it? So that it wouldn't roll away you know?

And either way, that board is not heavy, it is on a flat surface and it obviously doesn't have any rubber feet to hold it in position...
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#90 - catkyte (01/02/2016) [-]
the gif implies that the knife is so sharp that it doesn't get any resistance whatsoever when cutting, which is a lie.
#94 - peebze (01/02/2016) [-]
Or, OR, you know, the knife is sharp enough that the weight of the tomato on its own is enough to keep it in place as it slices through it.
#93 - dankrolls (01/02/2016) [-]
**dankrolls used "*roll picture*"**
**dankrolls rolled image**How would anything not get any resistance when moving through anything?

To be honest I would say that what a silent 11 second movie "implies" is highly subjective...
#80 - i think you missed the point of the post 12/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#21 - Comment deleted 12/25/2015 on Alright... fuk... wits? Am... 0
#8 - I've caught fish with bows before and it not really that hard.… 12/16/2015 on Quite impressive +1
#48 - whatever quran says is right  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on don't know about this one 0
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#51 - gittons (12/05/2015) [-]
hey man i do not want to talk politics or argue about pointless shit, seen too much of that already.
#82 - DEUS VULT  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2015 on Murica skit. +12
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#392 - stianan (12/02/2015) [-]
Palästinalied
music sauce if anyone wants it
#42 - Because vertibird flights are just premade animations so they …  [+] (13 new replies) 12/01/2015 on What a wonderful vi- -4
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#73 - europe (12/01/2015) [-]
That's New Vegas and Fallout 3, butthole
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#60 - snipys (12/01/2015) [-]
No, that was 3 and new vegas you dunce. They just have retarded AI.
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#71 - mikli (12/01/2015) [-]
They don't have retarded AI, they just lose battles.
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#72 - snipys (12/01/2015) [-]
ive seen them fly into buildings or the ground without even fighting anything. I once ordered one to come pick me up after clearing out the corvega plant. it crashed into one of the towers and landed next to me.
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#84 - mikli (12/01/2015) [-]
That's because they can lose battles to like, botflies
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#46 - nanako (12/01/2015) [-]
that was new vegas. pretty sure things have changed a little this time
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#69 - ohemgeezus (12/01/2015) [-]
Except he's right, in FO4 there's randoms where the velibirds get attacked by super mutants. This is one of those randoms.
#78 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
in FO4 they literally roam around looking for things to fight, no matter what it is. The other issue is that they have more firepower if the crew survives than it flying around.

Because for some reason vertibirds have to have a straight line of sight on the enemy they are shotting so they get derpy. Followed by having a surprisingly low health they get shot down easy. Assuming the crew survives you using get 1-2 power armored knights and 1-3 initiates/aspirants on the ground. Though these are more likely to die on impact. Its just a basic design flaw of balance.

They take no collision damage so them hitting shit as they fly around doesnt matter. But joey is right, its the same dying animation so they just fall till they connect with something.
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#119 - nanako (12/02/2015) [-]
these are good points, someone should make a mod to fix them
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#89 - goddamnwizard (12/01/2015) [-]
Well vertibirds are based on Ospreys that the US military developed, so it makes sense that the thing they're most effective at killing is their own crew. Not sure what y'all know about Ospreys but they're the stupidest, most impractical technical nightmare of an aircraft to ever grace an airfield.
#106 - xchewsifferx (12/01/2015) [-]
Just looked into your claims. Holy shit! Why hasn't the entire Osprey fleet been scrapped?

I understand concept vehicles have "teething" problems, but the Osprey's losses seem unacceptable...

MFW looking at all the data
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#116 - goddamnwizard (12/01/2015) [-]
I honestly have no fucking idea. Sheer stubbornness probably. "We spent money on these things so we're gonna use them dammit." I think something like nineteen test pilots were killed to begin with.
#118 - xchewsifferx (12/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, 30 victims in the first 10 years of development. "Victim" is not a word I ever want to be associated with the machine that is supposed to keep me alive.

the 2 most notable incidents were in 92: when a bunch of congress members gathered to see a "performance demonstration". An engine caught fire and the bird dropped like a stone into the Potomac and drowned all 7 marines aboard.

and in 2000 at another demonstration: they where showing off the aircrafts "capabilities" in a rescue scenario. The pilots weren't informed of the vehicles limited decent rate and rolled the aircraft, causing it to explode killing all 19 onboard.

Not only is messed up that so many have died due to machanical and design errors, but just think of the psychological scarring experienced by the spectators.

You're right though, they've probably sunk a shit-tillion amount of money into it so they're just gunna do trial and error until the aircraft no longer consistantly fail. Fucking hell, man
#123 - Are you from sweden? I have friends from sweden and they say i…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/01/2015 on still don't want him prez tho 0
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#143 - apllo (12/01/2015) [-]
Just saying you have friends does not relay to anyone that what you're saying can be trusted.
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#124 - cisdroidcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
I live in sweden and yes, the content about sweden is exaggerated. Its not perfect, but not nearly as bad as the content portrays.
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#129 - smaaen (12/01/2015) [-]
More and more Swedes are looking for work in Norway- five friends just recently moves to Oslo from Stockholm and Göteborg.

Not saying it's that bad there, but I hear a lot of shit from all my Swedish friends.Especially bad down in Malmö Nobody cares about malmö
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#130 - cisdroidcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
Thats true, where i live its not bad at all. But Malmö, good god if you visit sweden don't go to Malmö. Malmö is most likely where all the stuff you hear about Sweden comes from.

Other than Malmö sweden is fine though.
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#131 - smaaen (12/01/2015) [-]
I know, have a friend who lives there. He hates it, he wants to move as soon as he can.

I was in Stockholm not all too long ago visiting a friend, while she was at work I just went around, you know, checking things ago. Some idiot attempted to mug me, on my first day there. Fun times.

Beyond that I didn't have any issues though.
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#132 - cisdroidcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
Really? On your first day you almost got mugged? Thats some bad luck, glad you didn't have any other problems.
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#133 - smaaen (12/01/2015) [-]
He failed, but yeah sadly happened first day. I got a lot of pity and cuddles from her though.

Indeed, besides that it was a very nice stay.
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#134 - cisdroidcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
Its nice to hear that nothing else bothered you.
#135 - smaaen (12/01/2015) [-]
Had more fun in Göteborg though!
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#137 - cisdroidcommander (12/01/2015) [-]
Göteborg is great. A lot of fun places to visit so thats understandable.
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#138 - smaaen (12/01/2015) [-]
Indeed. Making a day out of it at Liseberg with someone awesome is worth it.
#108 - If its retarded to not want to have ********* ruining y…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2015 on How to deal with "refugees" -2
#132 - anon (11/30/2015) [-]
>racial suicide
What the fuck are you talking about? sure, some of those who come up here are tax wasters, but why should we run over innocent people? The only thing i agree with is your music taste

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#5 - steelcrasher ONLINE (02/22/2012) [-]
**steelcrasher rolls 49**
**steelcrasher rolls 49**
#1 - steelcrasher ONLINE (02/20/2012) [-]
Ohh its you .... hy
Ohh its you .... hy
#2 to #1 - joeykaze (02/20/2012) [-]
yep thats me.
yep thats me.
#3 to #3 - steelcrasher ONLINE (02/20/2012) [-]
tought so ...
tought so ...
User avatar #4 to #4 - joeykaze (02/20/2012) [-]
thought*

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