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#97 - I'm 5'2.... even worse, haha. The trick is to just not give a ****  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2016 on Short guy (6') gets... +1
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#107 - dovydude (03/14/2016) [-]
Damn. I'm 5' 6" and I fucking hate it.
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#161 - masanori (03/14/2016) [-]
That's a good height for a gymnast.
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#162 - dovydude (03/14/2016) [-]
I don't think I'd be able to. I have asthma first and foremost.
Secondly, I have a screw in my wrist.
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#164 - masanori (03/14/2016) [-]
Well hey, at least you statistically have a healthier heart than taller men and will probably live longer. No one's taller than the last man standing [spoiler] unless they die upright somehow [/spoiler.]
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#168 - dovydude (03/14/2016) [-]
Mmm... I live kinda recklessly. I'm a smoker (I know, it goes great with my asthma), and I've always been accident prone, breaking a lot of bones (which lead to the screw) and whatnot.
I doubt I'll live to 60, in all honesty.
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#170 - masanori (03/14/2016) [-]
Shit man. At least you live how you want to. That's more valuable than safety, security, or longevity. Who cares if you live to 80 of you never do what you want?

I'd say don't worry about it too much. Even if you have other issues, you're far less likely to run into a lot of health problems that very tall people get (it's almost inevitable that they get at least one of them, especially later on in life) and women who are shallow enough to not even give you a chance based on your height probably aren't the kind you want to be with anyway, so you aren't missing out on much. I've heard sex is better with someone of similar height...Not trying to be offensive, but it's a lot easier for you to find someone who fits that than it is for taller guys. There area lot of small women too if you prefer someone shorter. The U.S. average is still something like 5'4.5", and it isn't a whole lot higher in most of the world.
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#165 - masanori (03/14/2016) [-]
Oops, messed up my spoiler. First time for everything.
#13 - Able to create, learn, and do many things because of the inter… 03/04/2016 on Drop Comp +10
#169 - As someone said before, please don't sexualize a woman that's …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on praise be to Based Mom 0
#187 - igelior (11/13/2014) [-]
actually i don't think she would care about this post - and come on she is definitely attractive for a woman her age
also it was in no way meant to disrespect her
#1189 - Comment deleted 08/14/2014 on Win a $50 visa card 0
#146 - Is everyone here just gonna act disgusted, I want some answers 03/06/2014 on Batshitcrazy +2
#16 - Now all we have to do is wait until someone shops batman to OP… 02/06/2014 on Reason Why Batman can't... 0
#9 - Maybe he wouldn't be blind if he opened his eyes...  [+] (6 new replies) 01/23/2014 on (untitled) +178
#97 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk, the site where even the top comments are repost.

#76 - mrthezho (01/23/2014) [-]
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#96 - hairbrush (01/23/2014) [-]
That photo was a lot bigger that i thought it would be spooked me
#37 - pippysfleas (01/23/2014) [-]
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#22 - justbeinabrony (01/23/2014) [-]
He's been blind his whole life, so he's never had any reason to open his eyes. The muscles in his eyelids just sort of deteriorated.
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#10 - Mattatew (01/23/2014) [-]
He's done a video where he opens his eyes, they're pretty blank, and he's definitely blind.
#5 - Well good, all the comments are thumbed down, looks like someo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Slutty Cancer +46
#7 - ripgeckosncherios (11/01/2013) [-]
balance has been restored
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#23 - neutrality (11/02/2013) [-]
Well I'm having a good one so here.
#26 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
I support net neutrality, that is all (blame your user name)
#28 - There's a weird obsession with Matt Damon for some reason... 08/10/2013 on Matt Damon Booth - why not 0
#29 - Its rumored that the person in the first picture near the curt…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Portal Facts 2 0
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#32 - tragono (07/27/2013) [-]
I had my suspicions.
But why does she look so... demonic? I think it might even be a statue.
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