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Age: 20
Steam Profile: star_wars_freak_11
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Video Games Played: RUSE, battlefront 1 & 2, Kerbal Space Program, and a shit ton of PS3
PSN: joe_the_beast22
Date Signed Up:11/19/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#354 - not in the year 2277 08/06/2013 on Subway Stories PT 3 0
#57 - dude, we might get in trouble *eye roll* 08/05/2013 on excuse me +1
#107 - just hang him 08/05/2013 on Castro +1
#157 - i never saw condoms until the internet pointed it out.... 08/05/2013 on Looks a little suggestive -2
#432 - to be honest, no one has proof at all, we only have zim zam's … 08/05/2013 on Black people 0
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#370 - here, take this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Black people +10
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#428 - trogdorrules (08/05/2013) [-]
That's wonderful, thank you for this gift
#360 - **** storm part two just happened 08/05/2013 on Black people +4
#126 - i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a… 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument 0
#120 - i wish the would have kept the powerful ass cannons on the tan…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument 0
#122 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
I agree the replacement drone was pathetic at best. You could barely get kills against an AI with it, let alone trying to kill a living player. They were blasted apart far too easily, and their blast radius was too small. The grenades in BF I were more fun as well in my opinion. Nothing more pleasant than seeing EVERYONE jump, run or roll away from a grenade due to its large blast radius, while in little areas such as Polis Massa, you can barely get any grenade kills. Imagine what would happen if they made a BF I map of Polis Massa, then you start throwing grenades in it..

The award weapons are neat though, especially the pistol and blaster rifle.
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#126 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a reason people jumped as far as they could away from the grenades in BF1, but in polis massa, on the pc version, i turned up to the maximum troop spawn, and got like 3 penta-kills with grenades, either way, the BFI grenades were so much better, and i kinda like the standard rifle more than the award rifle, steadier stream of fire, and you dont have to be pin point accurate with it
#493 - wait, since when did africans come from papua new guinea? wron… 08/05/2013 on Well Shit 0
#492 - Comment deleted 08/05/2013 on Well Shit 0
#116 - i usually just find a nice cozy spot or hop in a tank and star…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument +1
#117 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
The tanks are a bit weak, they're too easily blown apart by troopers in BF II, but they're slightly overpowered in BF I. They should have added the slicing ability into the first one, to even it up a bit, that way tanks would still be strong, but just racing through enemy territory would become impossible.

In Bespin it always was hilarious when flying in a hijacked droid starfighter, because you could do a run where you blasted every droid in the hallway into smithereens then fly to the next CP, hop out of the plane, let it crash, land on the point, capture it, and jetpack to the next area. Most maps are playgrounds for Jet Troopers, especially if there aren't any vehicles.

Did you ever use the little drone the sniper carried to just blow an entire team into the abyss?
#120 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i wish the would have kept the powerful ass cannons on the tanks in BFII, cause the tanks in BFII just seem more like souped-up blaster rifles, i enjoy sending people through the air in BFI with the tanks

and dude, i must just suck with the jet trooper, lol

and oh my god, the turbo laser strike, why was that not transferred to BFII as well?
#122 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
I agree the replacement drone was pathetic at best. You could barely get kills against an AI with it, let alone trying to kill a living player. They were blasted apart far too easily, and their blast radius was too small. The grenades in BF I were more fun as well in my opinion. Nothing more pleasant than seeing EVERYONE jump, run or roll away from a grenade due to its large blast radius, while in little areas such as Polis Massa, you can barely get any grenade kills. Imagine what would happen if they made a BF I map of Polis Massa, then you start throwing grenades in it..

The award weapons are neat though, especially the pistol and blaster rifle.
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#126 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a reason people jumped as far as they could away from the grenades in BF1, but in polis massa, on the pc version, i turned up to the maximum troop spawn, and got like 3 penta-kills with grenades, either way, the BFI grenades were so much better, and i kinda like the standard rifle more than the award rifle, steadier stream of fire, and you dont have to be pin point accurate with it
#113 - could try that, hahaha, but man, bespin is a bitch playing a c…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument +2
#114 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
Or you could just jetpack over the entire halls, blow up the droids below with you thermal detonators, shoot them down with the EMP-launcher, then hop onto the base where their CP is in, and steal it. Easy peasy if you try it a few thousand times.
#116 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i usually just find a nice cozy spot or hop in a tank and start mowin people down, and its great when that one trooper drops you ammo and health and keeps the fun going a little longer, oh and dont you think the tanks in the first battlefront are so much better than the ones in battlefront two?
#117 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
The tanks are a bit weak, they're too easily blown apart by troopers in BF II, but they're slightly overpowered in BF I. They should have added the slicing ability into the first one, to even it up a bit, that way tanks would still be strong, but just racing through enemy territory would become impossible.

In Bespin it always was hilarious when flying in a hijacked droid starfighter, because you could do a run where you blasted every droid in the hallway into smithereens then fly to the next CP, hop out of the plane, let it crash, land on the point, capture it, and jetpack to the next area. Most maps are playgrounds for Jet Troopers, especially if there aren't any vehicles.

Did you ever use the little drone the sniper carried to just blow an entire team into the abyss?
#120 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i wish the would have kept the powerful ass cannons on the tanks in BFII, cause the tanks in BFII just seem more like souped-up blaster rifles, i enjoy sending people through the air in BFI with the tanks

and dude, i must just suck with the jet trooper, lol

and oh my god, the turbo laser strike, why was that not transferred to BFII as well?
#122 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
I agree the replacement drone was pathetic at best. You could barely get kills against an AI with it, let alone trying to kill a living player. They were blasted apart far too easily, and their blast radius was too small. The grenades in BF I were more fun as well in my opinion. Nothing more pleasant than seeing EVERYONE jump, run or roll away from a grenade due to its large blast radius, while in little areas such as Polis Massa, you can barely get any grenade kills. Imagine what would happen if they made a BF I map of Polis Massa, then you start throwing grenades in it..

The award weapons are neat though, especially the pistol and blaster rifle.
User avatar
#126 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a reason people jumped as far as they could away from the grenades in BF1, but in polis massa, on the pc version, i turned up to the maximum troop spawn, and got like 3 penta-kills with grenades, either way, the BFI grenades were so much better, and i kinda like the standard rifle more than the award rifle, steadier stream of fire, and you dont have to be pin point accurate with it
#109 - i usually like to play as the basic trooper, and i always thin…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument +1
#111 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
If you're up against the AI, just hide behind a corner and wait, they'll only open up when really close, or when they're shot at. In Bespin it's more difficult, since there are support droids and mostly more than one Droideka, but being a Jet Trooper generally solves the problem.

And otherwise:
Keep calm and blast them clankers.
#113 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
could try that, hahaha, but man, bespin is a bitch playing a clone wars match, those long halls are meat grinders

<--- and mfw blastin clankers
#114 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
Or you could just jetpack over the entire halls, blow up the droids below with you thermal detonators, shoot them down with the EMP-launcher, then hop onto the base where their CP is in, and steal it. Easy peasy if you try it a few thousand times.
#116 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i usually just find a nice cozy spot or hop in a tank and start mowin people down, and its great when that one trooper drops you ammo and health and keeps the fun going a little longer, oh and dont you think the tanks in the first battlefront are so much better than the ones in battlefront two?
#117 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
The tanks are a bit weak, they're too easily blown apart by troopers in BF II, but they're slightly overpowered in BF I. They should have added the slicing ability into the first one, to even it up a bit, that way tanks would still be strong, but just racing through enemy territory would become impossible.

In Bespin it always was hilarious when flying in a hijacked droid starfighter, because you could do a run where you blasted every droid in the hallway into smithereens then fly to the next CP, hop out of the plane, let it crash, land on the point, capture it, and jetpack to the next area. Most maps are playgrounds for Jet Troopers, especially if there aren't any vehicles.

Did you ever use the little drone the sniper carried to just blow an entire team into the abyss?
#120 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i wish the would have kept the powerful ass cannons on the tanks in BFII, cause the tanks in BFII just seem more like souped-up blaster rifles, i enjoy sending people through the air in BFI with the tanks

and dude, i must just suck with the jet trooper, lol

and oh my god, the turbo laser strike, why was that not transferred to BFII as well?
#122 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
I agree the replacement drone was pathetic at best. You could barely get kills against an AI with it, let alone trying to kill a living player. They were blasted apart far too easily, and their blast radius was too small. The grenades in BF I were more fun as well in my opinion. Nothing more pleasant than seeing EVERYONE jump, run or roll away from a grenade due to its large blast radius, while in little areas such as Polis Massa, you can barely get any grenade kills. Imagine what would happen if they made a BF I map of Polis Massa, then you start throwing grenades in it..

The award weapons are neat though, especially the pistol and blaster rifle.
User avatar
#126 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a reason people jumped as far as they could away from the grenades in BF1, but in polis massa, on the pc version, i turned up to the maximum troop spawn, and got like 3 penta-kills with grenades, either way, the BFI grenades were so much better, and i kinda like the standard rifle more than the award rifle, steadier stream of fire, and you dont have to be pin point accurate with it
#430 - sounds kinda like mad cow disease, but thanks for the knowledg…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Well Shit +1
#459 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Serves those savages damn right. After all africans got HIV by junglemeat and "rituals" with apes too. Nature just wants to get rid of the most disgusting humans.
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#493 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
wait, since when did africans come from papua new guinea? wrong hemisphere bro
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#470 - thatoneiranianguy (08/05/2013) [-]
I can already tell this isn't going to end well.
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#434 - thegrayfox (08/05/2013) [-]
You sir, are right!

Some research done in the '60s suggest that the disease started when they ate a person who had CJD (Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease) which is the human version of mad cow disease.
#85 - every time i see a droideka in battlefront, time to pull a u-t…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/05/2013 on MFW epic counter argument +2
#103 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
Droidekas arent that difficult if you get the drop on them while still rolling. A Trooper or a Jetpack Trooper can easily handle a droideka, the latter even when fully shielded.

Then again, I played the game for more hours than any sane person should even consider..
#109 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i usually like to play as the basic trooper, and i always think, ill be ready when they come, but when they do i end up panicking and blindly spraying, hahaha, and oh believe me, i worshiped battlefront and still do, one of the greatest games of our time, and im pretty pumped to see DICE's new battlefront
#111 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
If you're up against the AI, just hide behind a corner and wait, they'll only open up when really close, or when they're shot at. In Bespin it's more difficult, since there are support droids and mostly more than one Droideka, but being a Jet Trooper generally solves the problem.

And otherwise:
Keep calm and blast them clankers.
#113 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
could try that, hahaha, but man, bespin is a bitch playing a clone wars match, those long halls are meat grinders

<--- and mfw blastin clankers
#114 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
Or you could just jetpack over the entire halls, blow up the droids below with you thermal detonators, shoot them down with the EMP-launcher, then hop onto the base where their CP is in, and steal it. Easy peasy if you try it a few thousand times.
#116 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i usually just find a nice cozy spot or hop in a tank and start mowin people down, and its great when that one trooper drops you ammo and health and keeps the fun going a little longer, oh and dont you think the tanks in the first battlefront are so much better than the ones in battlefront two?
#117 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
The tanks are a bit weak, they're too easily blown apart by troopers in BF II, but they're slightly overpowered in BF I. They should have added the slicing ability into the first one, to even it up a bit, that way tanks would still be strong, but just racing through enemy territory would become impossible.

In Bespin it always was hilarious when flying in a hijacked droid starfighter, because you could do a run where you blasted every droid in the hallway into smithereens then fly to the next CP, hop out of the plane, let it crash, land on the point, capture it, and jetpack to the next area. Most maps are playgrounds for Jet Troopers, especially if there aren't any vehicles.

Did you ever use the little drone the sniper carried to just blow an entire team into the abyss?
#120 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i wish the would have kept the powerful ass cannons on the tanks in BFII, cause the tanks in BFII just seem more like souped-up blaster rifles, i enjoy sending people through the air in BFI with the tanks

and dude, i must just suck with the jet trooper, lol

and oh my god, the turbo laser strike, why was that not transferred to BFII as well?
#122 - insanefreak (08/05/2013) [-]
I agree the replacement drone was pathetic at best. You could barely get kills against an AI with it, let alone trying to kill a living player. They were blasted apart far too easily, and their blast radius was too small. The grenades in BF I were more fun as well in my opinion. Nothing more pleasant than seeing EVERYONE jump, run or roll away from a grenade due to its large blast radius, while in little areas such as Polis Massa, you can barely get any grenade kills. Imagine what would happen if they made a BF I map of Polis Massa, then you start throwing grenades in it..

The award weapons are neat though, especially the pistol and blaster rifle.
User avatar
#126 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
i agree, the new drones are junk, and hahaha, yea, there was a reason people jumped as far as they could away from the grenades in BF1, but in polis massa, on the pc version, i turned up to the maximum troop spawn, and got like 3 penta-kills with grenades, either way, the BFI grenades were so much better, and i kinda like the standard rifle more than the award rifle, steadier stream of fire, and you dont have to be pin point accurate with it
#411 - doesn't a human eating other humans for too long actually make…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Well Shit 0
#452 - bazda (08/05/2013) [-]
I watched a show on serial killer cannibals once, and they said you could smell a rancid smell coming out of their pores. Also like the other guy below me said, they began to twitch and shake.
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#422 - thegrayfox (08/05/2013) [-]
There's a tribe in Papua New Guinea who practice mortuary cannibalism.

A lot of them develop a disease named Kuru, which causes a lot of problems for the body.

The disease has 3 stages:
1. Loss of muscle control, constant shaking and slurred speech.
2. Loss of the ability walk without support, loss of muscle coordination (ataxia), severe shaking, depression, uncontrollable laughter.
3. Cannot sit without support, severe ataxia, patient cannot speak anymore, loss of bowel/bladder control, difficulty swallowing, develops sores with pus and eventually necrosis.

There's a lot more stuff happening, but people usually die within 3 months, some live up to 2 years.
#430 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
sounds kinda like mad cow disease, but thanks for the knowledge bro, have this gif i found
#459 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
Serves those savages damn right. After all africans got HIV by junglemeat and "rituals" with apes too. Nature just wants to get rid of the most disgusting humans.
User avatar
#493 - joethebeast (08/05/2013) [-]
wait, since when did africans come from papua new guinea? wrong hemisphere bro
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#470 - thatoneiranianguy (08/05/2013) [-]
I can already tell this isn't going to end well.
User avatar
#434 - thegrayfox (08/05/2013) [-]
You sir, are right!

Some research done in the '60s suggest that the disease started when they ate a person who had CJD (Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease) which is the human version of mad cow disease.
User avatar
#419 - tombombadil (08/05/2013) [-]
I know eating the brain is bad for your mental health, though I haven't heard of the other body parts causing problems. I mean, if you're eating people, it's not like you'd notice anyway...
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