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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/10/2009
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Michigan
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Lol oh Funnyjunk. The stupidity you have shown me is what I've been preaching in the comments forum for months. You newfags are willing to thumb up anything without any regard for truth. You'll thumb anything not funny or some ridiculous "facts" content without knowing whether or not it's real. Anyways, I proved my point. Btw "Oh Admin" is original content. I took the original HTML code and changed it. I let you have the implication that it was the real Admin.

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#80 - I think I clearly understand the definition of a theory. Theor… 03/29/2012 on Big Bang Theory -2
#141 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at … 03/29/2012 on Oh, /b/ +3
#45 - Implying that the theory of the Big Bang is actual fact. Note …  [+] (11 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Big Bang Theory -12
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#675 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/30/2012) [-]
gravity is not a theory its a fact,sorry but someone need to learn how to use the words properly :/
#677 - voodoothefrog has deleted their comment.
User avatar #77 - rainbowrush (03/29/2012) [-]
Spaghetti holds everything together.
#75 - thechosentroll (03/29/2012) [-]
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You just made my day. You get a thumb and a cookie.
User avatar #52 - Spavaloo (03/29/2012) [-]
Someone isn't too familiar with the scientific definition of "theory".
User avatar #80 - joemand (03/29/2012) [-]
I think I clearly understand the definition of a theory. Theory is not fact, however it may have a large amount of data to support it. Although it may have data to support it, it still doesn't have enough or convincing enough to make it a valid fact.

Which is why the Big Bang theory is highly debated.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/29/2012) [-]
A "theory" isn't a stated fact. It is an inference at something being. Theory can be right or wrong. Though the content was oviously put there as a bit of a joke.
User avatar #71 - Spavaloo (03/29/2012) [-]
A theory is a scientific principle that has amassed a significant amount of proof- enough proof to surpass being a hypothesis, but not quite enough to be declared in the realm of fact.

For instance, the existence of gravity is a fact, whereas the ideas concerning how it functions are still regarded as theory. Science's notion of the Big Bang is a theory that best fits the multitude of facts we can observe about the beginning of the Universe.
User avatar #82 - joemand (03/29/2012) [-]
Okay...so it seems as though you just undermined your entire first comment.
#116 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/29/2012) [-]
No everyone hes right a Theory to explain a fact isn't true, don't listen to them Joe i don't believe theory's either? Like seriously Gravity? Who believes in that i cant see it or understand it so clearly its just god holding me here, Because i can explain him i just have to "Believe" and that makes him real.

#81 - Lol well I know that. But for some reason everyone against the… 03/29/2012 on Israeli 0
#41 - You're attempting to travel on something that can potentially …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2012 on Israeli 0
User avatar #44 - polop (03/29/2012) [-]
They benefit by planes not being flown into their trade centers. you know, minor stuff like that mainly.
User avatar #81 - joemand (03/29/2012) [-]
Lol well I know that. But for some reason everyone against these scanners thinks something completely different. It's like they think the government is using these scanners as some big conspiracy.
#103 - He rapes the constitution alright. 03/29/2012 on Predosent -5
#56 - I say, you must be the greatest detective of all time. Thumbs …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Syndrome of a Down! +1
#91 - gridion (03/29/2012) [-]
you are like a sir
#106 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Mo… 03/29/2012 on We all did this when we... -1
#76 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at uh… 03/29/2012 on spiderman or ? -1
#75 - Comment deleted 03/29/2012 on spiderman or ? 0
#75 - Picture 03/29/2012 on another facebook win +3
#74 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2012 on another facebook win +95
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#99 - yibble (03/29/2012) [-]
**yibble rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at How to heat a Sammich ** sweet roll!
#88 - beefynugglet (03/29/2012) [-]
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**beefynugglet rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Dick-butt's friend: Ass Lick ** Well, this is what I would do if I ever saw him.
#79 - sasyboncho (03/29/2012) [-]
**sasyboncho rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Look both ways before crossing **
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#75 - joemand (03/29/2012) [-]
#73 - Comment deleted 03/29/2012 on another facebook win 0
#127 - *PREPARING DRONES FOR AIR STRIKE* 03/29/2012 on Who wouldnt cry ? 0
#125 - Comment deleted 03/29/2012 on Who wouldnt cry ? 0
#124 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #316 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2012 on Who wouldnt cry ? 0
#127 - joemand (03/29/2012) [-]
*PREPARING DRONES FOR AIR STRIKE*
#35 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at R… 03/29/2012 on Its dangerous to go alone... 0
#269 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at W… 03/28/2012 on EddsWorld -1
#93 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at … 03/28/2012 on help him +9
#84 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #319 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2012 on my friennd rob. +18
#88 - indestructible (03/28/2012) [-]
User avatar #85 - theangryrussian (03/28/2012) [-]
epic roll, dude.
#433 - Comment deleted 03/28/2012 on Mad Mewtwo 0
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#80 - What movie is this from?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2012 on it's fucking bedtime 0
User avatar #90 - apapercup (03/28/2012) [-]
It was from a documentary on the poughkeepsie tapes. He video taped himself murdering people, and that just happend to be one of the gifs that was made from it.
User avatar #136 - withintheruins (03/28/2012) [-]
Just watched the whole thing. Forever awake.
User avatar #91 - apapercup (03/28/2012) [-]
I think.....
#79 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #398 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on it's fucking bedtime +11
User avatar #99 - creamymcgee (03/28/2012) [-]
Zalgo?
#362 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #186 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2012 on School Time +6
User avatar #403 - goochmaster (03/28/2012) [-]
The "BLARGGHHHARGGHHH"ing Angels. The most vile creatures in the Universe...

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#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/07/2012) [-]
Giving you 20-25 red thumbs per day from now on, faggot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joemand (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol oh boy I'm really heart broken now. I must have a secret lover huh? Wonder what I did to make you fantasize about me so much :)?
#40 to #39 - billybeee (05/12/2013) [-]
its okay Im giving you 20-25 green thumbs per day from now on, qt.
#34 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, there you go doing it again! Did you have to get a glass stomach to see with your head so far up your ass? And why wouldn't I stick around to see the show? Making fun of you is great, and its nice seeing you be so self centered as this. Oh, and go ahead and keep deleting comments, it won't make you less pathetic. Get over yourself.
User avatar #35 to #34 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol, so you did reply. This only tells me that you have a sudden infatuation with me. I'm guessing you're quite the liberal scum and hate the fact that I decimate your ideals.

Please don't flatter yourself, I didn't delete the comment because you said some petty words to me, but because your "anonymous" comment looks ugly. Why not actually log in? Considering you've been watching my comments. Lol what a pitiful leech.
#36 to #35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha you act like everybody gives a **** about thumbs enough to actually have an account. Not only that, I don't even know your political agenda, nor do you know mine and to be quite honest I don't even give a **** about it. The fact that you're arrogant enough to assume you're "decimating" my ideals not only shows you're quick to assume you're inherently correct but that anybody who dislikes you only does so because you're somehow "destroying" them. That's awfully conceited and pathetic. I don't think you're a cunt because of your politics, I think you're a cunt because you're a self-righteous, pretentious douche who thinks his **** smells like roses. Quite clearly, you will always find a way to stroke your own ego with anything anyone says and always make the assumptions that make you feel best inside.

And I don't think you know what a leech is, because I've yet to take anything from you. I don't see how calling you an idiot is like sucking your blood. Maybe you're the one infatuated with sucking. So I'll leave you with this, go ahead and keep on sucking. All the self-righteousness will catch up with you in the end. You'll get what's coming to you one day, that is on the assumption that you act superior in real life too, but you're probably a coward who comes on the internet because nobody cares what you have to say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
I really can't help it, but you just keep making me laugh. You're repeated attempts to try to get some type of angry response is quite pathetic. Not only this, but you're so interested in what I have to say that you continue to go out of your boring life to check to see if I've replied. This type of attitude is so low that it needs someone like me to feed it.

You want to see me respond and you know it.

Unlike you, the only reason I even remembered someone such as yourself was because the notification bar popped up. I don't claim some type of superiority over the average person. However, there are just those few like yourself which aren't much to care for.

Absolutely love how I was able to conjure such a reaction due to my own ignorance of a simple painting. I must really be an interesting character huh lol?
User avatar #30 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for providing many accurate statements and facts regarding politics. These fricken kids on this site are driving me to drink. No matter how well you explain things to them they still tell you you're wrong. They don't even throw any facts back, they just say "nope, you're wrong. Why? Uhhh. just because bro"
User avatar #31 to #30 - joemand (09/21/2012) [-]
Lol I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just have to say something, but once you do they drag you down this road of stupidity.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Yup. That guy you were arguing with earlier is completely disregarding facts given to him. All he has to say is "It's bush's fault!". He can't provide any concrete evidence as to why though.
#29 to #28 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
i hate you
i hate you
User avatar #25 to #25 - joemand (06/19/2012) [-]
Go **** yourself.
User avatar #17 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd just like to say that your political views on that Obama/socialism post are spot-on. Glad to see some fj users are still politically educated.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol thanks, but taking on all of these idiots is becoming a headache. Funnyjunk has never been the place for too many intellectuals.
User avatar #20 to #20 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine. And if you leave now, they'll all be like "LOL pussy." Kinda in a rough spot.
User avatar #21 to #21 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, exactly. Some of the things they say is so idiotic that it almost becomes aggravating. You would think that if you show solid factual data that they wouldn't have much to say, but instead they just say something worse.
User avatar #16 - zzforrest (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey do you know what went wrong?
I don't...
Wanna muffin?
User avatar #18 to #17 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
What type of muffin are we talking about here?
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzforrest (05/23/2012) [-]
Chocolate
User avatar #13 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
don't know which party you support, but you definitely earned my support.
User avatar #14 to #14 - joemand (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol although I tend to lean with the Republican party, I don't really have a particular party. I am by all means a conservative though. However, I find it important to analyze each issue with a very non-biased perspective. Just so happens that my conclusion regularly sides with a more conservative end.

Glad to see there are still people on Funnyjunk with some sense lol.

P.S. I just about posted the same comment you did, by accident, but still funny lol.
User avatar #15 to #15 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
same with the viewpoint method. i just wish people lived by one of my favorite quotes from JFK "pray not for easier lives, but pray to be stronger men"

we can't just have life handed to us. it may work in america, but when faced with the rest of the world, it just doesn't work.

which comment?
User avatar #11 - riathewolf (03/17/2012) [-]
You should know that I am now in love with you. I just went through the comments of 'Youtube Comment' and it is the Americans like you, among others, who make me proud of our great country. Honestly, I see some of the 'America rules! Hurr durr!' posts and they make me cringe, even if I agree that America is awesome and a great country to live in despite it's faults. I just wanted to personally thank you for logically and rationally sticking up for all of us ^_^

~Amy
User avatar #12 to #12 - joemand (03/17/2012) [-]
Haha thank you. I actually feel that exact same way when I say those comments. It's best to show the world intelligence and articulation, as it's the only way to prove a good point. Despite engaging in such conversations, even I tend to say stupid things from time to time lol. Glad to know there are still logical thinking people on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #7 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
Why'd you remove me from your friends? :(
User avatar #8 to #9 - joemand (04/17/2010) [-]
I didn't want to :( but those messages >.> annoyed me
User avatar #9 to #10 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
you coulda asked me to stop >.<
User avatar #10 to #11 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
no messages anymore?
User avatar #3 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
oh and btw my old content sucks but doesnt mean you have to piss on its grave in the cemetary of crappy content!
User avatar #5 to #4 - joemand (04/07/2010) [-]
And what are you talking about???
User avatar #6 to #7 - Dizer (04/08/2010) [-]
problem joe-boy?
User avatar #2 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
anons a pretty cool guy he thumbs down my old content and aint scared a nuttin!

^as you can tell the above text is complete ******** down with anon! well only the 4chan anons i know that there are some inoccent anons out their and when the votes where given back to you you didnt spam! and you have passed the test and now you can be our freind :D
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