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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:1/10/2009
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Lol oh Funnyjunk. The stupidity you have shown me is what I've been preaching in the comments forum for months. You newfags are willing to thumb up anything without any regard for truth. You'll thumb anything not funny or some ridiculous "facts" content without knowing whether or not it's real. Anyways, I proved my point. Btw "Oh Admin" is original content. I took the original HTML code and changed it. I let you have the implication that it was the real Admin.

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#41 - Comment deleted 02/08/2014 on Goals 0
#40 - Comment deleted 02/08/2014 on Goals 0
#34 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #5490861 …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2013 on What if they're right? +10
#97 - zenaki (07/29/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #5431684 at Furries ** This is the actual leader son
User avatar #79 - elmarcocfc (07/29/2013) [-]
This explains everything.
#67 - andromedika (07/29/2013) [-]
**andromedika rolled a random image posted in comment #362 at Title ** He's not sinister enough, I think it'd be something a bit more like this.
User avatar #69 - lesrin (07/29/2013) [-]
by the gods
#33 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #3030388 …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2013 on What if they're right? +27
#99 - zenaki (07/29/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Philosoraptosophy ** More like this
User avatar #64 - instantly (07/29/2013) [-]
She kills people with her kawaii desu.
#58 - kmang (07/29/2013) [-]
**kmang rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Moar Fusions ** more like this
User avatar #57 - demacianhooker (07/29/2013) [-]
Not very diabolcal ;)
#43 - brokenhalf (07/29/2013) [-]
#60 - Not in this case. This actually was two eagles fighting. It ma… 07/04/2013 on god damnit jerry +8
#3 - Who is he?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on In a parallel universe +1
#16 - perishing (07/02/2013) [-]
I think the guy in the picture has an account here. I think he actually commented a picture of himself last time I saw it.
#6 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Need sauce for science.
User avatar #4 - anonrandom (07/02/2013) [-]
I too am curious, because he has a face remarkably similar to one of my friends I had in high school
#112 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #4482364 … 06/03/2013 on I'm pretty much bald now +1
#111 - Comment deleted 06/03/2013 on I'm pretty much bald now 0
#140 - Here's something that might pick at your brain. There is somet…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Godlike +1
#291 - wobblewub (05/21/2013) [-]
#175 - dereker (05/21/2013) [-]
M-Theory is the answer. Within infinite universes, some are bound to be suitable for life.
Why god doesn't exist? Because you can't start existence with something as extremely complex as a supreme intelligence. Unless our universe is a simulated one.
User avatar #174 - ReikoTheGreat (05/21/2013) [-]
The cosmological argument is anthropocentric. That's all I'll say cause I don't want to start a shit-storm religion argument.
#52 - An ignorant statement supported by ignorant people is a breedi…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Bill Nye -10
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#73 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
Boy, they let anybody into MSU these days. Good thing your majors weren't in Literacy or philosophy. To sonofsol and enkmastser, you both make very well stated points, science may be the closest one can get to fact, and is a tool provided to use only by what we can speculate, was responsible for our existence. However this post, if quoted correctly, states that children who are raised as creationists are illiterate voters/taxpayers and unable to make rational decisions or advance the journey of mankind to a greater understanding. Which in itself is a very inconsistent statement, seeing as our world today was built by creationist men/women. Not only has religion built our culture but influenced the beauty and wonders of music and art. I do agree that evolution may be an important concept, but not one that is relevant to economic, political, and technical education. All in all this entire post and all concepts of our creation/evolution are nothing but hypocrisy.
#62 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
doesn't the more blue your name mean the more time you spend on here? how do you manage with all those busy businesses to run?
User avatar #58 - smittywrbmnjnsn (05/15/2013) [-]
You're a fucking idiot.
You've proved the truth in this post by showing your scientific illiteracy.
A scientific theory...is as close as you can get to fact.
Gravity is a theory numb skull.
Not only that, but he stated that forcing your children to believe what you believe is wrong.
Meaning, sure, you can be whatever the fuck your stupid little mind desires, but forcing your kid into it...is holding back society.
User avatar #57 - sonsofsol (05/15/2013) [-]
I couldn't tell from your post if you were a creationist. That's the only thing Nye bashes in the post. Religion is never mentioned merely creationism. Which is as the man says completely inconstant with all observable data.

BTW everything in science is technically a theory because we can never have all the evidence and there is always a chance that data will emerge to counteract it. Evolution will always have gaps because there is nothing as miraculous as a complete geological record, and thus will always be a theory as a technicality but that doesn't stop it from being how life on earth probably happened.

All Nye calls for is that children be educated properly in science as having a literate population inevitably advances society and creationists have a bad habit of forcing bad science habits into the education system.
User avatar #56 - enkmaster (05/15/2013) [-]
A theory and a hypothesis are two completely different things.

A theory is something that all observations and studies support, yet we cant directly observe it to prove it as "fact". A theory, like evolution or the big bang, can be assumed to be correct until more information comes to shoot that theory down.

Were it the hypothesis of Evolution, then we could assume that it is either right or wrong, as a hypothesis is more or less an educated guess.

Everything we have observed supports Evolution as being correct, therefore it can be assumed to be so. Look at the Sun or the Stars. The "theory" of Stellar Evolution is "just a theory", yet everything we know supports it, so we must assume it to be fact.

"understanding it to be theory" is more or less understanding it to be fact, and someone not knowing this shows that they have little to no knowledge of the Scientific Method.

#46 - Comment deleted 05/11/2013 on Do i feel lucky 0
#45 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #4272971 … 05/11/2013 on Do i feel lucky +1
#45 - Ahhhh nothing like a bunch of ignorant, self-entitled, brats d… 05/06/2013 on Everybody loves -6
#55 - Comment deleted 05/01/2013 on Expensive Banana 0
#54 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #1744129 … 05/01/2013 on Expensive Banana +1
#134 - Comment deleted 05/01/2013 on Bad parenting 0
#133 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #3379 at … 05/01/2013 on Bad parenting -3
#108 - Comment deleted 05/01/2013 on Look how happy this thing is 0
#106 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #175 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Look how happy this thing is -2
#120 - icametocomment (05/01/2013) [-]
Fukken giant isopods.
#1263 - You defriended me? Hmmmm.... I hope someone cunt-punt…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on FightClub's profile 0
User avatar #1264 - FightClub (04/26/2013) [-]
the hell you talkin' about
#40 - Comment deleted 04/24/2013 on Me and my GF :) 0
#38 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #58410 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Me and my GF :) +23
User avatar #46 - zakaizer (04/24/2013) [-]
Your girlfriend is Daft Punk? You lucky devil, you!
#17 - Comment deleted 04/24/2013 on Title 0
#16 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #4165361 …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on Title +4
User avatar #52 - strangesir (04/24/2013) [-]
Wooooah, you're a bunch of water drops...
Cool! But, you probably can't type because then the water will fuck up the computer...
#38 - **joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at M…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Febreze +33
#40 - turdofdoom (04/24/2013) [-]
#39 - tormain (04/24/2013) [-]
That's pretty accurate

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#38 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Giving you 20-25 red thumbs per day from now on, faggot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joemand (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol oh boy I'm really heart broken now. I must have a secret lover huh? Wonder what I did to make you fantasize about me so much :)?
#40 to #39 - billybeee (05/12/2013) [-]
its okay Im giving you 20-25 green thumbs per day from now on, qt.
#34 - anonymous (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, there you go doing it again! Did you have to get a glass stomach to see with your head so far up your ass? And why wouldn't I stick around to see the show? Making fun of you is great, and its nice seeing you be so self centered as this. Oh, and go ahead and keep deleting comments, it won't make you less pathetic. Get over yourself.
User avatar #35 to #34 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol, so you did reply. This only tells me that you have a sudden infatuation with me. I'm guessing you're quite the liberal scum and hate the fact that I decimate your ideals.

Please don't flatter yourself, I didn't delete the comment because you said some petty words to me, but because your "anonymous" comment looks ugly. Why not actually log in? Considering you've been watching my comments. Lol what a pitiful leech.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha you act like everybody gives a **** about thumbs enough to actually have an account. Not only that, I don't even know your political agenda, nor do you know mine and to be quite honest I don't even give a **** about it. The fact that you're arrogant enough to assume you're "decimating" my ideals not only shows you're quick to assume you're inherently correct but that anybody who dislikes you only does so because you're somehow "destroying" them. That's awfully conceited and pathetic. I don't think you're a cunt because of your politics, I think you're a cunt because you're a self-righteous, pretentious douche who thinks his **** smells like roses. Quite clearly, you will always find a way to stroke your own ego with anything anyone says and always make the assumptions that make you feel best inside.

And I don't think you know what a leech is, because I've yet to take anything from you. I don't see how calling you an idiot is like sucking your blood. Maybe you're the one infatuated with sucking. So I'll leave you with this, go ahead and keep on sucking. All the self-righteousness will catch up with you in the end. You'll get what's coming to you one day, that is on the assumption that you act superior in real life too, but you're probably a coward who comes on the internet because nobody cares what you have to say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
I really can't help it, but you just keep making me laugh. You're repeated attempts to try to get some type of angry response is quite pathetic. Not only this, but you're so interested in what I have to say that you continue to go out of your boring life to check to see if I've replied. This type of attitude is so low that it needs someone like me to feed it.

You want to see me respond and you know it.

Unlike you, the only reason I even remembered someone such as yourself was because the notification bar popped up. I don't claim some type of superiority over the average person. However, there are just those few like yourself which aren't much to care for.

Absolutely love how I was able to conjure such a reaction due to my own ignorance of a simple painting. I must really be an interesting character huh lol?
User avatar #30 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for providing many accurate statements and facts regarding politics. These fricken kids on this site are driving me to drink. No matter how well you explain things to them they still tell you you're wrong. They don't even throw any facts back, they just say "nope, you're wrong. Why? Uhhh. just because bro"
User avatar #31 to #30 - joemand (09/21/2012) [-]
Lol I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just have to say something, but once you do they drag you down this road of stupidity.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Yup. That guy you were arguing with earlier is completely disregarding facts given to him. All he has to say is "It's bush's fault!". He can't provide any concrete evidence as to why though.
#29 to #28 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
i hate you
i hate you
User avatar #25 to #25 - joemand (06/19/2012) [-]
Go **** yourself.
User avatar #17 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd just like to say that your political views on that Obama/socialism post are spot-on. Glad to see some fj users are still politically educated.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol thanks, but taking on all of these idiots is becoming a headache. Funnyjunk has never been the place for too many intellectuals.
User avatar #20 to #20 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine. And if you leave now, they'll all be like "LOL pussy." Kinda in a rough spot.
User avatar #21 to #21 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, exactly. Some of the things they say is so idiotic that it almost becomes aggravating. You would think that if you show solid factual data that they wouldn't have much to say, but instead they just say something worse.
User avatar #16 - zzforrest (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey do you know what went wrong?
I don't...
Wanna muffin?
User avatar #18 to #17 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
What type of muffin are we talking about here?
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzforrest (05/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
don't know which party you support, but you definitely earned my support.
User avatar #14 to #14 - joemand (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol although I tend to lean with the Republican party, I don't really have a particular party. I am by all means a conservative though. However, I find it important to analyze each issue with a very non-biased perspective. Just so happens that my conclusion regularly sides with a more conservative end.

Glad to see there are still people on Funnyjunk with some sense lol.

P.S. I just about posted the same comment you did, by accident, but still funny lol.
User avatar #15 to #15 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
same with the viewpoint method. i just wish people lived by one of my favorite quotes from JFK "pray not for easier lives, but pray to be stronger men"

we can't just have life handed to us. it may work in america, but when faced with the rest of the world, it just doesn't work.

which comment?
User avatar #11 - riathewolf (03/17/2012) [-]
You should know that I am now in love with you. I just went through the comments of 'Youtube Comment' and it is the Americans like you, among others, who make me proud of our great country. Honestly, I see some of the 'America rules! Hurr durr!' posts and they make me cringe, even if I agree that America is awesome and a great country to live in despite it's faults. I just wanted to personally thank you for logically and rationally sticking up for all of us ^_^

User avatar #12 to #12 - joemand (03/17/2012) [-]
Haha thank you. I actually feel that exact same way when I say those comments. It's best to show the world intelligence and articulation, as it's the only way to prove a good point. Despite engaging in such conversations, even I tend to say stupid things from time to time lol. Glad to know there are still logical thinking people on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #7 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
Why'd you remove me from your friends? :(
User avatar #8 to #9 - joemand (04/17/2010) [-]
I didn't want to :( but those messages >.> annoyed me
User avatar #9 to #10 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
you coulda asked me to stop >.<
User avatar #10 to #11 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
no messages anymore?
User avatar #3 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
oh and btw my old content sucks but doesnt mean you have to piss on its grave in the cemetary of crappy content!
User avatar #5 to #4 - joemand (04/07/2010) [-]
And what are you talking about???
User avatar #6 to #7 - Dizer (04/08/2010) [-]
problem joe-boy?
User avatar #2 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
anons a pretty cool guy he thumbs down my old content and aint scared a nuttin!

^as you can tell the above text is complete ******** down with anon! well only the 4chan anons i know that there are some inoccent anons out their and when the votes where given back to you you didnt spam! and you have passed the test and now you can be our freind :D
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