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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:1/10/2009
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Michigan
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Lol oh Funnyjunk. The stupidity you have shown me is what I've been preaching in the comments forum for months. You newfags are willing to thumb up anything without any regard for truth. You'll thumb anything not funny or some ridiculous "facts" content without knowing whether or not it's real. Anyways, I proved my point. Btw "Oh Admin" is original content. I took the original HTML code and changed it. I let you have the implication that it was the real Admin.

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#6 - Picture 10/15/2012 on Defense Budget lulz -9
#4 - Ugh, a bunch of ignorant self-entitled teenage children at it …  [+] (57 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Defense Budget lulz -54
User avatar #95 - sniperfusion (10/16/2012) [-]
americans kill so many civilians and i bet your black ops friend killed a lot of innocent victems that are not terrorists
americans think you need to bomb a building even though there are civilians in their just because a wanted man went in there
and you kill so many wanted terrorists without a trial so some of them are also innocent
User avatar #105 - bizzarenight (10/16/2012) [-]
left out how the kill their allies too... and call them mistakes or accidental friendly fire...


... thumb down to oblivion, i know it
User avatar #92 - Crusader (10/16/2012) [-]
But it doesn't, if the USA hadn't assumed the role of the world's police, then there wouldn't be all this conflict, from people hating the USA for assuming the role of the World's police.
User avatar #72 - thesoulless (10/16/2012) [-]
I think you mean "the first black OPs division"
#70 - robopuppy (10/16/2012) [-]
You know what else makes amazing advances in science?
FUCKING NASA
#42 - anonymous (10/16/2012) [-]
Joemand I don't think any of us are anti-military. We just think that the budget is a little bloated as it is and that we can't afford, with our debt, to keep funding it.
User avatar #30 - Nullifier (10/16/2012) [-]
Friend of mine comes from a military family, has family members very high up. He says that although a lot of money goes into good things, there's absolutely no reason to keep dumping money in; our technology is also very far advanced over other countries, if we stopped funding it, it wouldn't be obsolete for a fucking long ass time
#23 - AresX (10/16/2012) [-]
#20 - themanwhoknocks (10/16/2012) [-]
Yes, because without America and our military other nations would destroy each other beyond recognition, which was obviously what happened before America became a nation as we arose from nothing and repopulated the world. Just stop. THe only point you had that was coherent and made sense was the innovation and techonological advancement bit.
#26 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Probably the most retarded comment I have seen in a while
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#33 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Oh man. You totally got me bro. Nice.
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#37 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
There it is. Hurrrrrr you're a redneck!!!! Yea good argument bud.
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#43 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Oh wow. Just another typical conversation with I'm sure an Obama supporter. Keep guess about me. I'm sure you'll do just fine.
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#52 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
It's actually a resounding no. Like I said keep trying though. I'm sure you'll bad a thousand.
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#57 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Jesus christ where do you idiots get these stock replies from? Do you think you sound intelligent? It's the same thing over and over.
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#59 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Look at all the fucks I give!

Protip:None
#29 - themanwhoknocks (10/16/2012) [-]
Read his comment, then back to mine. Back to his, back to mine. You realize i make a sarcastic comment about his apparent view of America being the only stopping the world from going into total anarchy. Now look at your comment, I'm on a rant.
User avatar #13 - Mahazama (10/15/2012) [-]
I was totally with you about the military innovation thing, but later realized you had no idea what the fuck you were talking about.
#8 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
cool story bro
#7 - yunonomynameeh (10/15/2012) [-]
You are so full of shit, I'm surprised you're able to sit up long enough to type this crap. You don't know anyone from "the original black ops division", it's fucking pathetic when people go online claiming to know somebody.

We do not need a military large enough to take on the whole world at one time, this stupid redneck "murica!" attitude is disgusting, and I can't wait for you all to pass out of history like every other sect of past ignorance.

Real peace will never be achieved through fear.
#199 - grandterskrasao (07/24/2013) [-]
real peace will never ever, ever, ever, be achieved. Its not possible. It wont happen in our lifetime, our children's lifetime, our children 1 Million generations down the line will not know peace.
User avatar #84 - joemand (10/16/2012) [-]
Lol, I'm just going to skip all this other bullshit that was written and just make it to this first comment of yours.

I can't think of one reason to lie about it. I'm not a 12 year-old troll. More importantly, I do not doubt this man's past. He has the attitude, the medals, the connections, etc.

Sure it sounds crazy, but to me it's not much considering the fact that I've known him for so long. Therefore, after all this being said I don't think there would be any reason for me to lie.

#87 - yunonomynameeh (10/16/2012) [-]
Oh, well if you say so -I guess it must be true. I mean, you're so intelligent that you resort to calling everyone with a different viewpoint a 12 year old troll -obviously you wouldn't lie on the internet about knowing someone you think makes you cool.
User avatar #93 - joemand (10/16/2012) [-]
...I was saying there would be no point in lieing as I'm not a 12 year-old troll...I wasn't calling anyone anything.
#12 - horismoku (10/15/2012) [-]
You're a fucking idiot. That is all.
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#18 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
He actually is.
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#22 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
http://www dot cnn dot com/2012/08/09/opinion/bennett-sequestration-defense-cuts/index.html
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#25 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Yea so let's cut the shit out of the military so when someone does go to war with us we're unprepared. Good idea.
User avatar #96 - Crusader (10/16/2012) [-]
You have more than enough arms that the USA could survive several wars before they started to run low on anything, excluding ammunition, because that stuff goes fast.
The US Army has entire bases, just parking lots full of tanks that are of no use, thousands of tanks, and the still produce more, there is such a massive surplus, that the USA could easily arm every man woman and child with North America with a single gun, and still have a surplus.
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User avatar #98 - Crusader (10/16/2012) [-]
Hate to play devil's advocate, but many countries are simply looking for a reason to cut ties.
If there were to be a war between the USA and say Russia, many countries would join Russia purely because of spite, many nations simply want to bring the USA to it's knees.
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User avatar #101 - Crusader (10/16/2012) [-]
Not really, a lot of the trouble in the world right now is due to the USA being this superpower and being the world's police.
The US economy is going down the tubes, and even more so is the world's image of the USA.
Instead of the scholarly, strong, charismatic soldier, they now see the leader who is out of touch with the people, the thug who doesn't think of anything more than his surroundings and the soldiers that are looking for things that are not there.

If a war starts between the USA and any other major power, I predict the USA may win, but it will be because of their own military stockpile, not do to overwhelming support.
#32 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
http://usatoday30 dot usatoday dot com/news/opinion/story/2012-08-02/Marion-Blakey-Aerospace-Industries-Association /56720838/1

Yea I do actually.
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#35 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
It's called facts backing up my argument retard. It has studies that prove that cutting defense is not good for the country. Go ahead and keep acting like a retard tho.
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#41 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Sorry your argument only works if the other side doesn't have facts on it's side. I guess you can ignore it but that doesn't exactly make you a winner now does it? No. Enjoy being stupid though.
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#46 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
You too. I'm the only one that actually presented hard facts in this argument. You just sat there and talked out of your ass.
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#51 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Good argument buddy.
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#54 - horismoku (10/16/2012) [-]
Are you?
User avatar #27 - yunonomynameeh (10/16/2012) [-]
With a military larger than the next15 largest spenders combined -how exactly are we "unprepared"? That article is ridiculous, and is exactly the kind of fear mongering this image is making fun of.

Are you retarded or do you just not understand the point?
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#5 - results (10/15/2012) [-]
why would you want a technological version of me...
#6 - joemand (10/15/2012) [-]
#22 - That's so cute! I can't wait to see what those 4 little thieve… 10/15/2012 on Look at the pic and then... +7
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D'aww
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#429 - trollsidon (10/15/2012) [-]
Why.
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User avatar #248 - roninpenguin (10/15/2012) [-]
Well there was one point when the air was too thin to control his movement where he started spinning wildly. Now he could have pulled a control chute (which they packed for that specific reason) but that would have slowed his decent and he wouldn't have broken the sound barrier, but instead he gritted his teeth, pushed through, and his experience let him correct his fall as the air got thicker. There are not a lot of people who would have been able to pull that off.
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#238 - cartmanymen (10/15/2012) [-]
nope
User avatar #237 - rottens (10/15/2012) [-]
Jumping in general takes no skill. All it takes is to know when to pull the parachute cord. Although, if someone were to jump from the stratosphere...Wouls you not be impressed? Obviously not..But hell, this man broke the sound barrier without the aid of an airplane.
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**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Damn, Nigga **


THERE FACE WHEN
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berserk
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#38 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Giving you 20-25 red thumbs per day from now on, faggot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joemand (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol oh boy I'm really heart broken now. I must have a secret lover huh? Wonder what I did to make you fantasize about me so much :)?
#40 to #39 - billybeee (05/12/2013) [-]
its okay Im giving you 20-25 green thumbs per day from now on, qt.
#34 - anonymous (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, there you go doing it again! Did you have to get a glass stomach to see with your head so far up your ass? And why wouldn't I stick around to see the show? Making fun of you is great, and its nice seeing you be so self centered as this. Oh, and go ahead and keep deleting comments, it won't make you less pathetic. Get over yourself.
User avatar #35 to #34 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol, so you did reply. This only tells me that you have a sudden infatuation with me. I'm guessing you're quite the liberal scum and hate the fact that I decimate your ideals.

Please don't flatter yourself, I didn't delete the comment because you said some petty words to me, but because your "anonymous" comment looks ugly. Why not actually log in? Considering you've been watching my comments. Lol what a pitiful leech.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha you act like everybody gives a shit about thumbs enough to actually have an account. Not only that, I don't even know your political agenda, nor do you know mine and to be quite honest I don't even give a shit about it. The fact that you're arrogant enough to assume you're "decimating" my ideals not only shows you're quick to assume you're inherently correct but that anybody who dislikes you only does so because you're somehow "destroying" them. That's awfully conceited and pathetic. I don't think you're a cunt because of your politics, I think you're a cunt because you're a self-righteous, pretentious douche who thinks his shit smells like roses. Quite clearly, you will always find a way to stroke your own ego with anything anyone says and always make the assumptions that make you feel best inside.

And I don't think you know what a leech is, because I've yet to take anything from you. I don't see how calling you an idiot is like sucking your blood. Maybe you're the one infatuated with sucking. So I'll leave you with this, go ahead and keep on sucking. All the self-righteousness will catch up with you in the end. You'll get what's coming to you one day, that is on the assumption that you act superior in real life too, but you're probably a coward who comes on the internet because nobody cares what you have to say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
I really can't help it, but you just keep making me laugh. You're repeated attempts to try to get some type of angry response is quite pathetic. Not only this, but you're so interested in what I have to say that you continue to go out of your boring life to check to see if I've replied. This type of attitude is so low that it needs someone like me to feed it.

You want to see me respond and you know it.

Unlike you, the only reason I even remembered someone such as yourself was because the notification bar popped up. I don't claim some type of superiority over the average person. However, there are just those few like yourself which aren't much to care for.

Absolutely love how I was able to conjure such a reaction due to my own ignorance of a simple painting. I must really be an interesting character huh lol?
User avatar #30 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for providing many accurate statements and facts regarding politics. These fricken kids on this site are driving me to drink. No matter how well you explain things to them they still tell you you're wrong. They don't even throw any facts back, they just say "nope, you're wrong. Why? Uhhh. just because bro"
User avatar #31 to #30 - joemand (09/21/2012) [-]
Lol I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just have to say something, but once you do they drag you down this road of stupidity.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Yup. That guy you were arguing with earlier is completely disregarding facts given to him. All he has to say is "It's bush's fault!". He can't provide any concrete evidence as to why though.
#29 to #28 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
i hate you
i hate you
User avatar #25 to #25 - joemand (06/19/2012) [-]
Go fuck yourself.
User avatar #17 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd just like to say that your political views on that Obama/socialism post are spot-on. Glad to see some fj users are still politically educated.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol thanks, but taking on all of these idiots is becoming a headache. Funnyjunk has never been the place for too many intellectuals.
User avatar #20 to #20 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine. And if you leave now, they'll all be like "LOL pussy." Kinda in a rough spot.
User avatar #21 to #21 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, exactly. Some of the things they say is so idiotic that it almost becomes aggravating. You would think that if you show solid factual data that they wouldn't have much to say, but instead they just say something worse.
User avatar #16 - zzforrest (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey do you know what went wrong?
I don't...
Wanna muffin?
User avatar #18 to #17 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
What type of muffin are we talking about here?
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzforrest (05/23/2012) [-]
Chocolate
User avatar #13 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
don't know which party you support, but you definitely earned my support.
User avatar #14 to #14 - joemand (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol although I tend to lean with the Republican party, I don't really have a particular party. I am by all means a conservative though. However, I find it important to analyze each issue with a very non-biased perspective. Just so happens that my conclusion regularly sides with a more conservative end.

Glad to see there are still people on Funnyjunk with some sense lol.

P.S. I just about posted the same comment you did, by accident, but still funny lol.
User avatar #15 to #15 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
same with the viewpoint method. i just wish people lived by one of my favorite quotes from JFK "pray not for easier lives, but pray to be stronger men"

we can't just have life handed to us. it may work in america, but when faced with the rest of the world, it just doesn't work.

which comment?
User avatar #11 - riathewolf (03/17/2012) [-]
You should know that I am now in love with you. I just went through the comments of 'Youtube Comment' and it is the Americans like you, among others, who make me proud of our great country. Honestly, I see some of the 'America rules! Hurr durr!' posts and they make me cringe, even if I agree that America is awesome and a great country to live in despite it's faults. I just wanted to personally thank you for logically and rationally sticking up for all of us ^_^

~Amy
User avatar #12 to #12 - joemand (03/17/2012) [-]
Haha thank you. I actually feel that exact same way when I say those comments. It's best to show the world intelligence and articulation, as it's the only way to prove a good point. Despite engaging in such conversations, even I tend to say stupid things from time to time lol. Glad to know there are still logical thinking people on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #7 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
Why'd you remove me from your friends? :(
User avatar #8 to #9 - joemand (04/17/2010) [-]
I didn't want to :( but those messages >.> annoyed me
User avatar #9 to #10 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
you coulda asked me to stop >.<
User avatar #10 to #11 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
no messages anymore?
User avatar #3 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
oh and btw my old content sucks but doesnt mean you have to piss on its grave in the cemetary of crappy content!
User avatar #5 to #4 - joemand (04/07/2010) [-]
And what are you talking about???
User avatar #6 to #7 - Dizer (04/08/2010) [-]
problem joe-boy?
User avatar #2 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
anons a pretty cool guy he thumbs down my old content and aint scared a nuttin!

^as you can tell the above text is complete bullshit down with anon! well only the 4chan anons i know that there are some inoccent anons out their and when the votes where given back to you you didnt spam! and you have passed the test and now you can be our freind :D
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