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Date Signed Up:1/10/2009
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:Michigan
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Lol oh Funnyjunk. The stupidity you have shown me is what I've been preaching in the comments forum for months. You newfags are willing to thumb up anything without any regard for truth. You'll thumb anything not funny or some ridiculous "facts" content without knowing whether or not it's real. Anyways, I proved my point. Btw "Oh Admin" is original content. I took the original HTML code and changed it. I let you have the implication that it was the real Admin.

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#248 - Hahaha, I know for a fact that you will read this considering … 09/13/2011 on too mainstream 0
#222 - ****** ****** ****** … 09/12/2011 on What am I? +7
#386 - Lol that works, btw the only game I do play is TF2...I'm a bea… 09/12/2011 on 9.11 +1
#384 - I'm sorry but I'm not too familiar with video games, but I'm g…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2011 on 9.11 +1
#385 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
making light of the situation
User avatar #386 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
Lol that works, btw the only game I do play is TF2...I'm a beastly pyro and the best engie ;D
#231 - No, facts pulled out from people that were actually there. Hel…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2011 on too mainstream -2
User avatar #238 - graphically (09/12/2011) [-]
It's ironic that someone who thinks so highly of himself has the ideas of a 5 year old.

If you haven't noticed yet, this is funnyjunk, not a debate forum for you to spread your baseless spiteful dribble because honestly nobody gives a fuck.


Either way I'm done, type up whatever come back you want I won't even read it so there's your chance to make yourself feel superior and all but in the end you're still just a conceited dick. Peace out
User avatar #248 - joemand (09/13/2011) [-]
Hahaha, I know for a fact that you will read this considering you have already checked out my profile you lonely child. Try making good use of your life instead of browsing the internet from your mom's basement. Btw your a bitch, you can dispute that but ofc your not even reading this :)

u mad?
#221 - While the world was trying to help Haiti, the Haitian people w…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2011 on too mainstream -2
User avatar #225 - graphically (09/12/2011) [-]
"FACTS" PULLED OUT OF BUM FUCK NOWHERE
User avatar #231 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
No, facts pulled out from people that were actually there. Hell there were even countless articles on the subject. Clearly you are an ignorant child who knows nothing past his mothers basement.
User avatar #238 - graphically (09/12/2011) [-]
It's ironic that someone who thinks so highly of himself has the ideas of a 5 year old.

If you haven't noticed yet, this is funnyjunk, not a debate forum for you to spread your baseless spiteful dribble because honestly nobody gives a fuck.


Either way I'm done, type up whatever come back you want I won't even read it so there's your chance to make yourself feel superior and all but in the end you're still just a conceited dick. Peace out
User avatar #248 - joemand (09/13/2011) [-]
Hahaha, I know for a fact that you will read this considering you have already checked out my profile you lonely child. Try making good use of your life instead of browsing the internet from your mom's basement. Btw your a bitch, you can dispute that but ofc your not even reading this :)

u mad?
#372 - The reason we bombed Hiroshima is because a all out war with J…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2011 on 9.11 0
User avatar #383 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
yeah it was filled with Medigun fluid but the uber did not go off so it killed everyone....right?
User avatar #384 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm sorry but I'm not too familiar with video games, but I'm guessing uber means you are referring to TF2. Not quite sure how your comment makes any sense or what it has to do with the discussion at hand.
#385 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
making light of the situation
User avatar #386 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
Lol that works, btw the only game I do play is TF2...I'm a beastly pyro and the best engie ;D
#323 - Well you do make a good point, but I don't think the terrorist… 09/12/2011 on 9.11 +1
#253 - Yea this is hilarious knowing how many people suffered and bur…  [+] (19 new replies) 09/12/2011 on 9.11 -11
User avatar #364 - LeanPocket (09/12/2011) [-]
Touche salesman.
#334 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
"born with out a mother"

also Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

User avatar #372 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
The reason we bombed Hiroshima is because a all out war with Japan was predicted to loose over a million American lives. This is because every Japanese person (military or civilian) would have fought to the absolute death. The atomic bomb did bring mass destruction, however finishing the war the old-fashion way would have resulted in a massive slaughter which would have claimed the lives of many more.

Popular to contrary belief the Atomic bomb saved more lives than it took.
User avatar #383 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
yeah it was filled with Medigun fluid but the uber did not go off so it killed everyone....right?
User avatar #384 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm sorry but I'm not too familiar with video games, but I'm guessing uber means you are referring to TF2. Not quite sure how your comment makes any sense or what it has to do with the discussion at hand.
#385 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
making light of the situation
User avatar #386 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
Lol that works, btw the only game I do play is TF2...I'm a beastly pyro and the best engie ;D
User avatar #362 - ogrecaveman (09/12/2011) [-]
i think thats alittle different, because although it was terrible, they attacked us first, and we had already been at war with them, and after germany was defeated they still wouldnt back down, so we had to just make them stop.

and if again looking at this being 2 guys fighting, that was the final knock out blow with america saying "Stay Down"

in both cases America was attacked first and we retaliated.
User avatar #366 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
also they could of just bombed military bases instead
User avatar #365 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
if we are leaving the sadness of the loses of the incident and moving into a fighting and who started it first aspect of the situation there is also the possibility that it was an inside job for oil ect. although i dont have alot to go on for either portabilitys
User avatar #331 - Hyperman (09/12/2011) [-]
Hiroshima.
#273 - anonymous (09/12/2011) [-]
I'm sorry, too soon?
#265 - ogrecaveman (09/12/2011) [-]
well actually, if you think about it, yes as horrible as making quick jokes about it, dont you think that if we turned 9/11 into something we all cry about, exactly what the Terrorists wanted us to feel, but if we show humor in it then we arent giving them the satisfaction in knowing that it did hurt. its america's way of taking a punch to the face, then turning to the other guy and laughing saying "really"

thats how i see it at least, but dont let that confuse that i dont give a shit, i feel deeply sorry for those families that were affected by it, and i hate the terrorrists for doing it.
User avatar #333 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
its never been Americas way of doing things. thats more of a Brittish thing, to just ignore the screaming shouty violent man in the street that punched u in the face and walk away and maybe write a letter. but this is if we are talking about the majority or the stereotype. America is the place that will get out the gun or shout back, possibly sue em. and im saying that last part because america is ranound for its idiots suing for everything
User avatar #339 - ogrecaveman (09/12/2011) [-]
yeah i was more like, 2 guys in a fight, one punches the other then the one laughs and punches back harder
User avatar #342 - TheCodFather (09/12/2011) [-]
ah
User avatar #323 - joemand (09/12/2011) [-]
Well you do make a good point, but I don't think the terrorist will find their anger in us by making it into good humor.

I don't like to dwell on things, but I think its fine to have a ceremony. However I don't believe its right to crack some of the jokes that people so carelessly make. In the end I respect your opinion which does have some truth to it. Thank you for restoring my faith.
User avatar #278 - TheTrueBubbles (09/12/2011) [-]
Agreed bro. It's sad that 3000 people died, but i'm not going to cry about it. Not to mention it's been ten years. If you let something from the past haunt you the rest of your life your still letting the terrorists win. Your not going to get anywhere in life if you don't get over it.
User avatar #263 - Fjcf (09/12/2011) [-]
Its funny how everybody forgets about 9/11/73, wich actually is a much more tragic day than 9/11/01
#250 - We didn't just invade them for harboring terrorists. The offic…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2011 on 9.11 -1
User avatar #290 - jacupuh (09/12/2011) [-]
I wasn't talking about Iraq...
#138 - Hahaha when you really think about it...you can see your mothe…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2011 on sick dude! +1
#155 - downstrait (09/11/2011) [-]
#194 - So what I got from your last point was that you basically beli… 09/11/2011 on America. 0
#58 - *small PENIS * 09/10/2011 on best joke ever +8
#47 - Offering a different computer is just a temporary solution. I … 09/09/2011 on Problem solved +1
#10 - well i had no idea , didn't see it on the frontpage and I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2011 on YOU MAD BRO" Racist 0
User avatar #11 - jurisultima (09/09/2011) [-]
actually not really, just got in a fight with my gf right before I started viewing content so yeah lol. Sorry about that
#8 - than the person told me it was not posted on funnjunk, but act…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2011 on YOU MAD BRO" Racist 0
User avatar #9 - jurisultima (09/09/2011) [-]
it has been posted on funnyjunk about 50 times now.....
User avatar #10 - joemand (09/09/2011) [-]
well i had no idea , didn't see it on the frontpage and I don't care to view any of the new content. Thought it was funny an decided to share it....u mad bro?
User avatar #11 - jurisultima (09/09/2011) [-]
actually not really, just got in a fight with my gf right before I started viewing content so yeah lol. Sorry about that
#3 - I'm sorry i really i didn't know this video was up on funnyjun…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2011 on YOU MAD BRO" Racist 0
User avatar #4 - Finlandd (09/08/2011) [-]
He is a guy on youtube , Im pretty sure No one posted it , I was just saying
#1105 - ******** I posted this 7 days ago and got no ackn…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2011 on Asian torture -10
User avatar #1110 - Eggs (09/07/2011) [-]
just cause he has the water drop torture in it doesn't mean its a repost yours is a comment and instead of having your version (listening to justin bieber) he has the water temple, so shut the fuck up
#1106 - anonymous (09/07/2011) [-]
were sorry but ur thumbs are in another castle
#101 - Lol that smirk just made it so much better lol 09/06/2011 on KFC has a offer on. 0
#22 - Obviously no one has seen Demi Moore's push just google it. Tr…  [+] (50 new replies) 09/05/2011 on My Wife +61
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#91 - chumley (09/05/2011) [-]
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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User avatar #79 - iliketrainsalot (09/05/2011) [-]
HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER
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User avatar #85 - iliketrainsalot (09/05/2011) [-]
umm...
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User avatar #88 - iliketrainsalot (09/05/2011) [-]
Now i feel secure about myself, thank you:)
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User avatar #76 - blargmode (09/05/2011) [-]
If any girl ever again ask me why they should shave I'm gonna show them that pic
User avatar #75 - playerred (09/05/2011) [-]
CAN'T. BE. UNSEEN.
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User avatar #80 - iliketrainsalot (09/05/2011) [-]
DO IT, and never sleep again...
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#66 - meloforprez (09/05/2011) [-]
Wtf that isn't normal...
User avatar #65 - iknowthatfeel (09/05/2011) [-]
my life is ruined..
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#58 - benjidawg (09/05/2011) [-]
CANNOT UNSEE
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#55 - defctivemasterball (09/05/2011) [-]
MY EYES!!!
#54 - lethalpotato (09/05/2011) [-]
WTF.
#97 - odensraven (09/05/2011) [-]
i have found my children!
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#52 - theangryturtle (09/05/2011) [-]
I dont think you even need to censor the bottom half.
#51 - AngryBear (09/05/2011) [-]
Definitely Aliens.
User avatar #49 - DaCrazyOne (09/05/2011) [-]
O.O

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
User avatar #48 - iSend (09/05/2011) [-]
wat
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#44 - lolwutfaggot (09/05/2011) [-]
....THAT HAS GOT TO BE SHOPPED D:
Oh my lords D: Reminds me of that scene in scary movie
#43 - hob (09/05/2011) [-]
it's a furry zoo down there
#42 - waffleofdoom (09/05/2011) [-]
It would be like going on a safari!
#41 - sytheris (09/05/2011) [-]
Heh heh.

Push.
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User avatar #37 - uranoob (09/05/2011) [-]
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT BALLS THATS A LOT OF HAIR!!!!
How the hell can that woman be comfortable? That shit has to itch all the damned time.
#36 - OneNameMore (09/05/2011) [-]
Really?

You wouldn't just bury your face in the cotten candy and commence the eating in grand proportion.
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User avatar #33 - Connmutt (09/05/2011) [-]
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAGINA?
#32 - ffsnames (09/05/2011) [-]
We've found where Mr. T's hiding it seems folk.
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#28 - steelpanther (09/05/2011) [-]
lol jk
#26 - ampy (09/05/2011) [-]
I wish I never Tineyed that.....
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#1182 - WHY!?1 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME?!1 WHY COULDNT U JUST SAY I… 09/04/2011 on Insidious Hazard 0
#43 - Its lived before... 09/03/2011 on It Lives +6
#193 - Thats actually Dr. Robert Oppenheimer quoting Shiva. There's t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2011 on Military Inspirational... +1
User avatar #571 - angrytoilet (09/04/2011) [-]
I was simply stating the origin of the quote.
#198 - what movie was this?!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2011 on Insidious Hazard 0
#203 - misterwordman (09/03/2011) [-]
Movie called Deadbirds. So bad... Dont even watch it. That picture alone is scarier than it in the film.
User avatar #1182 - joemand (09/04/2011) [-]
WHY!?1 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME?!1 WHY COULDNT U JUST SAY IT WAS A BAD MOVIE D:?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!
#92 - Before I begin, I want you to know that I'm a "Catholic&q…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on wut 0
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#38 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Giving you 20-25 red thumbs per day from now on, faggot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joemand (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol oh boy I'm really heart broken now. I must have a secret lover huh? Wonder what I did to make you fantasize about me so much :)?
#40 to #39 - billybeee (05/12/2013) [-]
its okay Im giving you 20-25 green thumbs per day from now on, qt.
#34 - anonymous (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, there you go doing it again! Did you have to get a glass stomach to see with your head so far up your ass? And why wouldn't I stick around to see the show? Making fun of you is great, and its nice seeing you be so self centered as this. Oh, and go ahead and keep deleting comments, it won't make you less pathetic. Get over yourself.
User avatar #35 to #34 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol, so you did reply. This only tells me that you have a sudden infatuation with me. I'm guessing you're quite the liberal scum and hate the fact that I decimate your ideals.

Please don't flatter yourself, I didn't delete the comment because you said some petty words to me, but because your "anonymous" comment looks ugly. Why not actually log in? Considering you've been watching my comments. Lol what a pitiful leech.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha you act like everybody gives a **** about thumbs enough to actually have an account. Not only that, I don't even know your political agenda, nor do you know mine and to be quite honest I don't even give a **** about it. The fact that you're arrogant enough to assume you're "decimating" my ideals not only shows you're quick to assume you're inherently correct but that anybody who dislikes you only does so because you're somehow "destroying" them. That's awfully conceited and pathetic. I don't think you're a cunt because of your politics, I think you're a cunt because you're a self-righteous, pretentious douche who thinks his **** smells like roses. Quite clearly, you will always find a way to stroke your own ego with anything anyone says and always make the assumptions that make you feel best inside.

And I don't think you know what a leech is, because I've yet to take anything from you. I don't see how calling you an idiot is like sucking your blood. Maybe you're the one infatuated with sucking. So I'll leave you with this, go ahead and keep on sucking. All the self-righteousness will catch up with you in the end. You'll get what's coming to you one day, that is on the assumption that you act superior in real life too, but you're probably a coward who comes on the internet because nobody cares what you have to say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
I really can't help it, but you just keep making me laugh. You're repeated attempts to try to get some type of angry response is quite pathetic. Not only this, but you're so interested in what I have to say that you continue to go out of your boring life to check to see if I've replied. This type of attitude is so low that it needs someone like me to feed it.

You want to see me respond and you know it.

Unlike you, the only reason I even remembered someone such as yourself was because the notification bar popped up. I don't claim some type of superiority over the average person. However, there are just those few like yourself which aren't much to care for.

Absolutely love how I was able to conjure such a reaction due to my own ignorance of a simple painting. I must really be an interesting character huh lol?
User avatar #30 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for providing many accurate statements and facts regarding politics. These fricken kids on this site are driving me to drink. No matter how well you explain things to them they still tell you you're wrong. They don't even throw any facts back, they just say "nope, you're wrong. Why? Uhhh. just because bro"
User avatar #31 to #30 - joemand (09/21/2012) [-]
Lol I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just have to say something, but once you do they drag you down this road of stupidity.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Yup. That guy you were arguing with earlier is completely disregarding facts given to him. All he has to say is "It's bush's fault!". He can't provide any concrete evidence as to why though.
#29 to #28 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
i hate you
i hate you
User avatar #25 to #25 - joemand (06/19/2012) [-]
Go **** yourself.
User avatar #17 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd just like to say that your political views on that Obama/socialism post are spot-on. Glad to see some fj users are still politically educated.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol thanks, but taking on all of these idiots is becoming a headache. Funnyjunk has never been the place for too many intellectuals.
User avatar #20 to #20 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine. And if you leave now, they'll all be like "LOL pussy." Kinda in a rough spot.
User avatar #21 to #21 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, exactly. Some of the things they say is so idiotic that it almost becomes aggravating. You would think that if you show solid factual data that they wouldn't have much to say, but instead they just say something worse.
User avatar #16 - zzforrest (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey do you know what went wrong?
I don't...
Wanna muffin?
User avatar #18 to #17 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
What type of muffin are we talking about here?
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzforrest (05/23/2012) [-]
Chocolate
User avatar #13 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
don't know which party you support, but you definitely earned my support.
User avatar #14 to #14 - joemand (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol although I tend to lean with the Republican party, I don't really have a particular party. I am by all means a conservative though. However, I find it important to analyze each issue with a very non-biased perspective. Just so happens that my conclusion regularly sides with a more conservative end.

Glad to see there are still people on Funnyjunk with some sense lol.

P.S. I just about posted the same comment you did, by accident, but still funny lol.
User avatar #15 to #15 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
same with the viewpoint method. i just wish people lived by one of my favorite quotes from JFK "pray not for easier lives, but pray to be stronger men"

we can't just have life handed to us. it may work in america, but when faced with the rest of the world, it just doesn't work.

which comment?
User avatar #11 - riathewolf (03/17/2012) [-]
You should know that I am now in love with you. I just went through the comments of 'Youtube Comment' and it is the Americans like you, among others, who make me proud of our great country. Honestly, I see some of the 'America rules! Hurr durr!' posts and they make me cringe, even if I agree that America is awesome and a great country to live in despite it's faults. I just wanted to personally thank you for logically and rationally sticking up for all of us ^_^

~Amy
User avatar #12 to #12 - joemand (03/17/2012) [-]
Haha thank you. I actually feel that exact same way when I say those comments. It's best to show the world intelligence and articulation, as it's the only way to prove a good point. Despite engaging in such conversations, even I tend to say stupid things from time to time lol. Glad to know there are still logical thinking people on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #7 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
Why'd you remove me from your friends? :(
User avatar #8 to #9 - joemand (04/17/2010) [-]
I didn't want to :( but those messages >.> annoyed me
User avatar #9 to #10 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
you coulda asked me to stop >.<
User avatar #10 to #11 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
no messages anymore?
User avatar #3 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
oh and btw my old content sucks but doesnt mean you have to piss on its grave in the cemetary of crappy content!
User avatar #5 to #4 - joemand (04/07/2010) [-]
And what are you talking about???
User avatar #6 to #7 - Dizer (04/08/2010) [-]
problem joe-boy?
User avatar #2 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
anons a pretty cool guy he thumbs down my old content and aint scared a nuttin!

^as you can tell the above text is complete ******** down with anon! well only the 4chan anons i know that there are some inoccent anons out their and when the votes where given back to you you didnt spam! and you have passed the test and now you can be our freind :D
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