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Date Signed Up:1/10/2009
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Lol oh Funnyjunk. The stupidity you have shown me is what I've been preaching in the comments forum for months. You newfags are willing to thumb up anything without any regard for truth. You'll thumb anything not funny or some ridiculous "facts" content without knowing whether or not it's real. Anyways, I proved my point. Btw "Oh Admin" is original content. I took the original HTML code and changed it. I let you have the implication that it was the real Admin.

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User avatar #1110 - Eggs (09/07/2011) [-]
just cause he has the water drop torture in it doesn't mean its a repost yours is a comment and instead of having your version (listening to justin bieber) he has the water temple, so shut the fuck up
#1106 - anonymous (09/07/2011) [-]
were sorry but ur thumbs are in another castle
#101 - Lol that smirk just made it so much better lol 09/06/2011 on KFC has a offer on. 0
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HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER
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umm...
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Now i feel secure about myself, thank you:)
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User avatar #76 - blargmode (09/05/2011) [-]
If any girl ever again ask me why they should shave I'm gonna show them that pic
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CAN'T. BE. UNSEEN.
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DO IT, and never sleep again...
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Wtf that isn't normal...
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my life is ruined..
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WTF.
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i have found my children!
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#52 - theangryturtle (09/05/2011) [-]
I dont think you even need to censor the bottom half.
#51 - AngryBear (09/05/2011) [-]
Definitely Aliens.
User avatar #49 - DaCrazyOne (09/05/2011) [-]
O.O

KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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wat
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#44 - lolwutfaggot (09/05/2011) [-]
....THAT HAS GOT TO BE SHOPPED D:
Oh my lords D: Reminds me of that scene in scary movie
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it's a furry zoo down there
#42 - waffleofdoom (09/05/2011) [-]
It would be like going on a safari!
#41 - sytheris (09/05/2011) [-]
Heh heh.

Push.
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User avatar #37 - uranoob (09/05/2011) [-]
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT BALLS THATS A LOT OF HAIR!!!!
How the hell can that woman be comfortable? That shit has to itch all the damned time.
#36 - OneNameMore (09/05/2011) [-]
Really?

You wouldn't just bury your face in the cotten candy and commence the eating in grand proportion.
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User avatar #33 - Connmutt (09/05/2011) [-]
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VAGINA?
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We've found where Mr. T's hiding it seems folk.
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lol jk
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I wish I never Tineyed that.....
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#1182 - WHY!?1 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME?!1 WHY COULDNT U JUST SAY I… 09/04/2011 on Insidious Hazard 0
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#193 - Thats actually Dr. Robert Oppenheimer quoting Shiva. There's t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2011 on Military Inspirational... +1
User avatar #571 - angrytoilet (09/04/2011) [-]
I was simply stating the origin of the quote.
#198 - what movie was this?!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2011 on Insidious Hazard 0
#203 - misterwordman (09/03/2011) [-]
Movie called Deadbirds. So bad... Dont even watch it. That picture alone is scarier than it in the film.
User avatar #1182 - joemand (09/04/2011) [-]
WHY!?1 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME?!1 WHY COULDNT U JUST SAY IT WAS A BAD MOVIE D:?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!
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#138 - The Potato Slasher 08/31/2011 on Unfortunate Gamertag +3
#232 - Lol you give me hope, but I got thumb ed down so much lol 08/31/2011 on Omegle LOL! 0
#114 - Yea you probably can't hear because you've been waiting a mont…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Omegle LOL! +1
#128 - captainamazingjack (08/31/2011) [-]
somebody has to start the slow clap.

*clapclapclapclap*
User avatar #232 - joemand (08/31/2011) [-]
Lol you give me hope, but I got thumbed down so much lol
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#435 - Now that was ******* clever.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2011 on Best troll idea ever +8
User avatar #437 - richardw (08/30/2011) [-]
thank you
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#151 - According to a quick definition via Google, "Pedophilia (…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2011 on stupid people -1
User avatar #164 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
"I'm betting you're one of those sick bastards just waiting to jump on the opportunity to protect these abominations."

Nice ad hominem, bro. I think pedophilia is revolting; my entire point was about thoughtcrime, and I never once said psychiatric treatment would be a bad thing, I believe it to be necessary for anybody having urges to sexually abuse another human being, child or not.

I can see that you personally have a reason to despise pedophiles, so I can understand where you're coming from (and why you bothered to type out such a huge reply). I didn't mean to touch a nerve, I have a little brother too and worry about him a lot.
#81 - Find it ironic that the title is "stupid people". 08/29/2011 on stupid people -1
#79 - Thank you for having common sense. 08/29/2011 on stupid people -1
#78 - I actually was dumbfounded the first time I read it, so I had …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2011 on stupid people -10
User avatar #82 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
"If you are looking at a child in any sexual manner than you are indeed a disgusting pedophile."

And if he does nothing to act on it, then what do you care? I think it's absolutely disgusting, but who am I to judge him?

You seriously need to grow up, dude. You sound like a basement dweller who has never talked with somebody that isn't a white heterosexual Christian.
User avatar #151 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
According to a quick definition via Google, "Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children". Now "looking at a child in a sexual manner" is the same as having sexual interest.

Regardless if they act on their urges or not, they are still sick pedophiles. However, I will agree that they do show more self control but there should be an immediate psychiatric treatment.

Now to answer your question about who I am to judge. First off I have a much younger brother or I love very dearly. Just so happens that I have three known pedophiles near my home (all of them should be castrated and locked away) however they did act on their urges. But the point is they had these disgusting urges beforehand, urges that could have been prevented. Urges may seem like nothing, but we all know how an "urge" to do something becomes a very quick reality.

If someone is having these "urges" than I completely support their psychiatric treatment. But to not acquire what is safest for children makes you an abomination. I'm betting you're one of those sick bastards just waiting to jump on the opportunity to protect these abominations. If you are having these urges, get help you sick twisted bastard.

- I live in a extremely diverse area, giving me the opportunity to talk to a variety of different people. Sorry that your pathetic attempt at shutting me up didn't work.

Get serious help...
User avatar #164 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
"I'm betting you're one of those sick bastards just waiting to jump on the opportunity to protect these abominations."

Nice ad hominem, bro. I think pedophilia is revolting; my entire point was about thoughtcrime, and I never once said psychiatric treatment would be a bad thing, I believe it to be necessary for anybody having urges to sexually abuse another human being, child or not.

I can see that you personally have a reason to despise pedophiles, so I can understand where you're coming from (and why you bothered to type out such a huge reply). I didn't mean to touch a nerve, I have a little brother too and worry about him a lot.
#71 - All Pedophiles should be castrated than locked away in a very …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/29/2011 on stupid people -8
User avatar #92 - Tyranitar (08/29/2011) [-]
Whats funny is, I find you to be as bad as a pedophile now for condoning animal abuse by locking them in small cages.
User avatar #74 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
I respect your opinion, but I doubt that you actually read my post.
User avatar #78 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
I actually was dumbfounded the first time I read it, so I had to go back and read it again just because I have never heard something so shocking.

If you are looking at a child in any sexual manner than you are indeed a disgusting pedophile. Please don't bother replying, you are about as low as one of them in my mind.
User avatar #82 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
"If you are looking at a child in any sexual manner than you are indeed a disgusting pedophile."

And if he does nothing to act on it, then what do you care? I think it's absolutely disgusting, but who am I to judge him?

You seriously need to grow up, dude. You sound like a basement dweller who has never talked with somebody that isn't a white heterosexual Christian.
User avatar #151 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
According to a quick definition via Google, "Pedophilia (or paedophilia) is defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) typically characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in prepubescent children". Now "looking at a child in a sexual manner" is the same as having sexual interest.

Regardless if they act on their urges or not, they are still sick pedophiles. However, I will agree that they do show more self control but there should be an immediate psychiatric treatment.

Now to answer your question about who I am to judge. First off I have a much younger brother or I love very dearly. Just so happens that I have three known pedophiles near my home (all of them should be castrated and locked away) however they did act on their urges. But the point is they had these disgusting urges beforehand, urges that could have been prevented. Urges may seem like nothing, but we all know how an "urge" to do something becomes a very quick reality.

If someone is having these "urges" than I completely support their psychiatric treatment. But to not acquire what is safest for children makes you an abomination. I'm betting you're one of those sick bastards just waiting to jump on the opportunity to protect these abominations. If you are having these urges, get help you sick twisted bastard.

- I live in a extremely diverse area, giving me the opportunity to talk to a variety of different people. Sorry that your pathetic attempt at shutting me up didn't work.

Get serious help...
User avatar #164 - Shiny (08/29/2011) [-]
"I'm betting you're one of those sick bastards just waiting to jump on the opportunity to protect these abominations."

Nice ad hominem, bro. I think pedophilia is revolting; my entire point was about thoughtcrime, and I never once said psychiatric treatment would be a bad thing, I believe it to be necessary for anybody having urges to sexually abuse another human being, child or not.

I can see that you personally have a reason to despise pedophiles, so I can understand where you're coming from (and why you bothered to type out such a huge reply). I didn't mean to touch a nerve, I have a little brother too and worry about him a lot.
User avatar #76 - stukka (08/29/2011) [-]
"I honestly don't mind pedophiles that much, not all of them are child-molesting creeps or look for kiddie pron."

What's not to get?
User avatar #79 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
Thank you for having common sense.
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#69 - 1. Liberals 2. The ******* that recently stole…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2011 on stupid people -17
#75 - anonymous (08/29/2011) [-]
1. overpopulation
2. terrorists
3. new troll face
4. reposters
5. reposts
6. People whore are assholes.
#97 - LaResistance (08/29/2011) [-]
problem?
User avatar #115 - xbanjokazooiex (08/29/2011) [-]
that face sucks...
User avatar #81 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
Find it ironic that the title is "stupid people".
#337 - Lol okay than I forgive you  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2011 on Yeah huh! 0
User avatar #338 - tailsonic (08/29/2011) [-]
:D
#323 - Honestly everyone in this thread is being a ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2011 on Yeah huh! -1
User avatar #334 - tailsonic (08/29/2011) [-]
To be honest I just wanted to try out new terms I learned from Phoenix Wright and the argument was kind of a chance :P
User avatar #337 - joemand (08/29/2011) [-]
Lol okay than I forgive you
User avatar #338 - tailsonic (08/29/2011) [-]
:D

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#38 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [-]
Giving you 20-25 red thumbs per day from now on, faggot.
User avatar #39 to #38 - joemand (12/07/2012) [-]
Lol oh boy I'm really heart broken now. I must have a secret lover huh? Wonder what I did to make you fantasize about me so much :)?
#40 to #39 - billybeee (05/12/2013) [-]
its okay Im giving you 20-25 green thumbs per day from now on, qt.
#34 - anonymous (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha, there you go doing it again! Did you have to get a glass stomach to see with your head so far up your ass? And why wouldn't I stick around to see the show? Making fun of you is great, and its nice seeing you be so self centered as this. Oh, and go ahead and keep deleting comments, it won't make you less pathetic. Get over yourself.
User avatar #35 to #34 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
Lol, so you did reply. This only tells me that you have a sudden infatuation with me. I'm guessing you're quite the liberal scum and hate the fact that I decimate your ideals.

Please don't flatter yourself, I didn't delete the comment because you said some petty words to me, but because your "anonymous" comment looks ugly. Why not actually log in? Considering you've been watching my comments. Lol what a pitiful leech.
#36 to #35 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
hahahaha you act like everybody gives a **** about thumbs enough to actually have an account. Not only that, I don't even know your political agenda, nor do you know mine and to be quite honest I don't even give a **** about it. The fact that you're arrogant enough to assume you're "decimating" my ideals not only shows you're quick to assume you're inherently correct but that anybody who dislikes you only does so because you're somehow "destroying" them. That's awfully conceited and pathetic. I don't think you're a cunt because of your politics, I think you're a cunt because you're a self-righteous, pretentious douche who thinks his **** smells like roses. Quite clearly, you will always find a way to stroke your own ego with anything anyone says and always make the assumptions that make you feel best inside.

And I don't think you know what a leech is, because I've yet to take anything from you. I don't see how calling you an idiot is like sucking your blood. Maybe you're the one infatuated with sucking. So I'll leave you with this, go ahead and keep on sucking. All the self-righteousness will catch up with you in the end. You'll get what's coming to you one day, that is on the assumption that you act superior in real life too, but you're probably a coward who comes on the internet because nobody cares what you have to say.
User avatar #37 to #36 - joemand (10/26/2012) [-]
I really can't help it, but you just keep making me laugh. You're repeated attempts to try to get some type of angry response is quite pathetic. Not only this, but you're so interested in what I have to say that you continue to go out of your boring life to check to see if I've replied. This type of attitude is so low that it needs someone like me to feed it.

You want to see me respond and you know it.

Unlike you, the only reason I even remembered someone such as yourself was because the notification bar popped up. I don't claim some type of superiority over the average person. However, there are just those few like yourself which aren't much to care for.

Absolutely love how I was able to conjure such a reaction due to my own ignorance of a simple painting. I must really be an interesting character huh lol?
User avatar #30 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for providing many accurate statements and facts regarding politics. These fricken kids on this site are driving me to drink. No matter how well you explain things to them they still tell you you're wrong. They don't even throw any facts back, they just say "nope, you're wrong. Why? Uhhh. just because bro"
User avatar #31 to #30 - joemand (09/21/2012) [-]
Lol I couldn't agree more. Sometimes you just have to say something, but once you do they drag you down this road of stupidity.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Peirs (09/21/2012) [-]
Yup. That guy you were arguing with earlier is completely disregarding facts given to him. All he has to say is "It's bush's fault!". He can't provide any concrete evidence as to why though.
#29 to #28 - afternoon (09/20/2012) [-]
i hate you
i hate you
User avatar #25 to #25 - joemand (06/19/2012) [-]
Go **** yourself.
User avatar #17 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
I'd just like to say that your political views on that Obama/socialism post are spot-on. Glad to see some fj users are still politically educated.
User avatar #19 to #18 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Lol thanks, but taking on all of these idiots is becoming a headache. Funnyjunk has never been the place for too many intellectuals.
User avatar #20 to #20 - fatamerican (05/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can imagine. And if you leave now, they'll all be like "LOL pussy." Kinda in a rough spot.
User avatar #21 to #21 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
Haha, exactly. Some of the things they say is so idiotic that it almost becomes aggravating. You would think that if you show solid factual data that they wouldn't have much to say, but instead they just say something worse.
User avatar #16 - zzforrest (04/30/2012) [-]
Hey do you know what went wrong?
I don't...
Wanna muffin?
User avatar #18 to #17 - joemand (05/22/2012) [-]
What type of muffin are we talking about here?
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzforrest (05/23/2012) [-]
Chocolate
User avatar #13 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
don't know which party you support, but you definitely earned my support.
User avatar #14 to #14 - joemand (04/11/2012) [-]
Lol although I tend to lean with the Republican party, I don't really have a particular party. I am by all means a conservative though. However, I find it important to analyze each issue with a very non-biased perspective. Just so happens that my conclusion regularly sides with a more conservative end.

Glad to see there are still people on Funnyjunk with some sense lol.

P.S. I just about posted the same comment you did, by accident, but still funny lol.
User avatar #15 to #15 - DrBobsPatient (04/11/2012) [-]
same with the viewpoint method. i just wish people lived by one of my favorite quotes from JFK "pray not for easier lives, but pray to be stronger men"

we can't just have life handed to us. it may work in america, but when faced with the rest of the world, it just doesn't work.

which comment?
User avatar #11 - riathewolf (03/17/2012) [-]
You should know that I am now in love with you. I just went through the comments of 'Youtube Comment' and it is the Americans like you, among others, who make me proud of our great country. Honestly, I see some of the 'America rules! Hurr durr!' posts and they make me cringe, even if I agree that America is awesome and a great country to live in despite it's faults. I just wanted to personally thank you for logically and rationally sticking up for all of us ^_^

~Amy
User avatar #12 to #12 - joemand (03/17/2012) [-]
Haha thank you. I actually feel that exact same way when I say those comments. It's best to show the world intelligence and articulation, as it's the only way to prove a good point. Despite engaging in such conversations, even I tend to say stupid things from time to time lol. Glad to know there are still logical thinking people on Funnyjunk :)
User avatar #7 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
Why'd you remove me from your friends? :(
User avatar #8 to #9 - joemand (04/17/2010) [-]
I didn't want to :( but those messages >.> annoyed me
User avatar #9 to #10 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
you coulda asked me to stop >.<
User avatar #10 to #11 - Obscurity (04/17/2010) [-]
no messages anymore?
User avatar #3 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
oh and btw my old content sucks but doesnt mean you have to piss on its grave in the cemetary of crappy content!
User avatar #5 to #4 - joemand (04/07/2010) [-]
And what are you talking about???
User avatar #6 to #7 - Dizer (04/08/2010) [-]
problem joe-boy?
User avatar #2 - Dizer (04/07/2010) [-]
anons a pretty cool guy he thumbs down my old content and aint scared a nuttin!

^as you can tell the above text is complete ******** down with anon! well only the 4chan anons i know that there are some inoccent anons out their and when the votes where given back to you you didnt spam! and you have passed the test and now you can be our freind :D
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