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#96 - Always enjoy a good ww2 thread 10/17/2014 on Anon plays Smash Bros with... 0
#134 - your a spamming faggot, the other grenade launcher is tactical  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2014 on thank god it wasn't an uzi 0
#135 - emperorskittles (08/30/2014) [-]
Implying that weapon isn't aiming-only and not meant for spam
I use a grenade launcher too
#101 - your **** if you think loch'n'load is good  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on thank god it wasn't an uzi -2
#109 - emperorskittles (08/29/2014) [-]
How is it bad tho m8e
I hit the target spot-on almost all the time
#134 - joelskee (08/30/2014) [-]
your a spamming faggot, the other grenade launcher is tactical
#135 - emperorskittles (08/30/2014) [-]
Implying that weapon isn't aiming-only and not meant for spam
I use a grenade launcher too
#225 - I hear it gets all the ladies  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Cure +4
#232 - huntergriff (08/23/2014) [-]
it's not even lit.
#268 - I know more about him than you, you disrespectful little faggo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #269 - nyctonightingale (08/15/2014) [-]
Lol, that's exactly what you're acting like. All you're acting like is "Hurrrr you said something about a guy who I know more about and I didnt like it so go kill yourself"

You sound like you belong on Tumblr, you annoying little twat. Go complain to them because I mean what I said, and it's not the first time he got many of his own number killed, if you knew as much about him as you say you do then you'd know that. Don't act like he's so great. Like I said, he did some cool things, and definitely deserves respect, but he isn't a hero in my books. And before you start going off about how my opinion doesn't matter, keep in mind that neither does yours because literally NO ONE cares about our little bitchfit that we're having at the moment.
#266 - Theres always going to be accidents in fighting and the spirit…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Some Random Interesting... -1
User avatar #267 - nyctonightingale (08/11/2014) [-]
He also said that he would have enjoyed it if the war went on longer than it did.
Quit acting like your some righteous idol, you're a fucking idiot.

If you're trolling, you've succeeded. You don't know jack-shit about this guy. He thrived during war and unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices. Don't go telling someone to kill themselves when you don't even know a fraction of what the hell you're talking about. Literally go fuck yourself with a sea urchin, you fucking dunce.
#268 - joelskee (08/12/2014) [-]
I know more about him than you, you disrespectful little faggot.

Im not trying to act like a righteous idol, its not my fault that your a close minded american fuckkead that cant think outside the box and struggles to see things from other people's point of view. Back in those days believe it or not there was people that wanted to kill everyone in Germany after what they did. "unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices" is again you being a dumbass that cant imagine himself in the same situation, and doesnt think how stressed and how hard the decisions would have been when he made them. If anything throughout the war he would have saved more lives than were lost from his "horrid choices".

Look at that picture and think if you were there if you would have acted better than he did before you criticize.

Really though, kill yourself. We dont need you in the gene pool.
User avatar #269 - nyctonightingale (08/15/2014) [-]
Lol, that's exactly what you're acting like. All you're acting like is "Hurrrr you said something about a guy who I know more about and I didnt like it so go kill yourself"

You sound like you belong on Tumblr, you annoying little twat. Go complain to them because I mean what I said, and it's not the first time he got many of his own number killed, if you knew as much about him as you say you do then you'd know that. Don't act like he's so great. Like I said, he did some cool things, and definitely deserves respect, but he isn't a hero in my books. And before you start going off about how my opinion doesn't matter, keep in mind that neither does yours because literally NO ONE cares about our little bitchfit that we're having at the moment.
#264 - its just how you say "he thought screaming like a derange…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Some Random Interesting... -1
User avatar #265 - nyctonightingale (08/07/2014) [-]
My point was that his charging with a sword got his entire squad killed. Everyone hails him as a hero for the stuff he did: escaping a prison camp, walking with nothing but a jar of onions, carrying a sword, and bagpipes into battle, and having the only confirmed kill with an English Longbow during the war. They called him "Mad" Jack Churchill for a reason. Any man who gets his entire squad killed because he sprinted into battle with a sword and survives isn't a hero.

Don't get me wrong, the stuff he did was cool as shit, but if you're in war you should fight logically. Not charge into battle because you have no fear. You can't always be logical while under fire and keep yourself collected, but when you lose an entire Squad because you're batshit insane wielding a sword....... That's not a good thing.
#266 - joelskee (08/09/2014) [-]
Theres always going to be accidents in fighting and the spirit of the moment and unnecessary death, somebody is always going to have the blame pointed at them aswel. he was going to die for his country gave so much and your rude enough to say he isnt a hero. Kill yourself.
User avatar #267 - nyctonightingale (08/11/2014) [-]
He also said that he would have enjoyed it if the war went on longer than it did.
Quit acting like your some righteous idol, you're a fucking idiot.

If you're trolling, you've succeeded. You don't know jack-shit about this guy. He thrived during war and unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices. Don't go telling someone to kill themselves when you don't even know a fraction of what the hell you're talking about. Literally go fuck yourself with a sea urchin, you fucking dunce.
#268 - joelskee (08/12/2014) [-]
I know more about him than you, you disrespectful little faggot.

Im not trying to act like a righteous idol, its not my fault that your a close minded american fuckkead that cant think outside the box and struggles to see things from other people's point of view. Back in those days believe it or not there was people that wanted to kill everyone in Germany after what they did. "unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices" is again you being a dumbass that cant imagine himself in the same situation, and doesnt think how stressed and how hard the decisions would have been when he made them. If anything throughout the war he would have saved more lives than were lost from his "horrid choices".

Look at that picture and think if you were there if you would have acted better than he did before you criticize.

Really though, kill yourself. We dont need you in the gene pool.
User avatar #269 - nyctonightingale (08/15/2014) [-]
Lol, that's exactly what you're acting like. All you're acting like is "Hurrrr you said something about a guy who I know more about and I didnt like it so go kill yourself"

You sound like you belong on Tumblr, you annoying little twat. Go complain to them because I mean what I said, and it's not the first time he got many of his own number killed, if you knew as much about him as you say you do then you'd know that. Don't act like he's so great. Like I said, he did some cool things, and definitely deserves respect, but he isn't a hero in my books. And before you start going off about how my opinion doesn't matter, keep in mind that neither does yours because literally NO ONE cares about our little bitchfit that we're having at the moment.
#262 - u dont know the situation so dont be saying " **** …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Some Random Interesting... -1
User avatar #263 - nyctonightingale (08/06/2014) [-]
Definitely do, I researched him and did a project on it.

But K.
#264 - joelskee (08/07/2014) [-]
its just how you say "he thought screaming like a deranged man with a sword was a great idea" makes it seem as though if you were in that situation you would have been doing something productive.
User avatar #265 - nyctonightingale (08/07/2014) [-]
My point was that his charging with a sword got his entire squad killed. Everyone hails him as a hero for the stuff he did: escaping a prison camp, walking with nothing but a jar of onions, carrying a sword, and bagpipes into battle, and having the only confirmed kill with an English Longbow during the war. They called him "Mad" Jack Churchill for a reason. Any man who gets his entire squad killed because he sprinted into battle with a sword and survives isn't a hero.

Don't get me wrong, the stuff he did was cool as shit, but if you're in war you should fight logically. Not charge into battle because you have no fear. You can't always be logical while under fire and keep yourself collected, but when you lose an entire Squad because you're batshit insane wielding a sword....... That's not a good thing.
#266 - joelskee (08/09/2014) [-]
Theres always going to be accidents in fighting and the spirit of the moment and unnecessary death, somebody is always going to have the blame pointed at them aswel. he was going to die for his country gave so much and your rude enough to say he isnt a hero. Kill yourself.
User avatar #267 - nyctonightingale (08/11/2014) [-]
He also said that he would have enjoyed it if the war went on longer than it did.
Quit acting like your some righteous idol, you're a fucking idiot.

If you're trolling, you've succeeded. You don't know jack-shit about this guy. He thrived during war and unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices. Don't go telling someone to kill themselves when you don't even know a fraction of what the hell you're talking about. Literally go fuck yourself with a sea urchin, you fucking dunce.
#268 - joelskee (08/12/2014) [-]
I know more about him than you, you disrespectful little faggot.

Im not trying to act like a righteous idol, its not my fault that your a close minded american fuckkead that cant think outside the box and struggles to see things from other people's point of view. Back in those days believe it or not there was people that wanted to kill everyone in Germany after what they did. "unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices" is again you being a dumbass that cant imagine himself in the same situation, and doesnt think how stressed and how hard the decisions would have been when he made them. If anything throughout the war he would have saved more lives than were lost from his "horrid choices".

Look at that picture and think if you were there if you would have acted better than he did before you criticize.

Really though, kill yourself. We dont need you in the gene pool.
User avatar #269 - nyctonightingale (08/15/2014) [-]
Lol, that's exactly what you're acting like. All you're acting like is "Hurrrr you said something about a guy who I know more about and I didnt like it so go kill yourself"

You sound like you belong on Tumblr, you annoying little twat. Go complain to them because I mean what I said, and it's not the first time he got many of his own number killed, if you knew as much about him as you say you do then you'd know that. Don't act like he's so great. Like I said, he did some cool things, and definitely deserves respect, but he isn't a hero in my books. And before you start going off about how my opinion doesn't matter, keep in mind that neither does yours because literally NO ONE cares about our little bitchfit that we're having at the moment.
#224 - go **** yourself don't be saying things like that…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
User avatar #261 - nyctonightingale (08/04/2014) [-]
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not right now.
#262 - joelskee (08/04/2014) [-]
u dont know the situation so dont be saying "fuck this guy", fuck you i bet your asian
User avatar #263 - nyctonightingale (08/06/2014) [-]
Definitely do, I researched him and did a project on it.

But K.
#264 - joelskee (08/07/2014) [-]
its just how you say "he thought screaming like a deranged man with a sword was a great idea" makes it seem as though if you were in that situation you would have been doing something productive.
User avatar #265 - nyctonightingale (08/07/2014) [-]
My point was that his charging with a sword got his entire squad killed. Everyone hails him as a hero for the stuff he did: escaping a prison camp, walking with nothing but a jar of onions, carrying a sword, and bagpipes into battle, and having the only confirmed kill with an English Longbow during the war. They called him "Mad" Jack Churchill for a reason. Any man who gets his entire squad killed because he sprinted into battle with a sword and survives isn't a hero.

Don't get me wrong, the stuff he did was cool as shit, but if you're in war you should fight logically. Not charge into battle because you have no fear. You can't always be logical while under fire and keep yourself collected, but when you lose an entire Squad because you're batshit insane wielding a sword....... That's not a good thing.
#266 - joelskee (08/09/2014) [-]
Theres always going to be accidents in fighting and the spirit of the moment and unnecessary death, somebody is always going to have the blame pointed at them aswel. he was going to die for his country gave so much and your rude enough to say he isnt a hero. Kill yourself.
User avatar #267 - nyctonightingale (08/11/2014) [-]
He also said that he would have enjoyed it if the war went on longer than it did.
Quit acting like your some righteous idol, you're a fucking idiot.

If you're trolling, you've succeeded. You don't know jack-shit about this guy. He thrived during war and unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices. Don't go telling someone to kill themselves when you don't even know a fraction of what the hell you're talking about. Literally go fuck yourself with a sea urchin, you fucking dunce.
#268 - joelskee (08/12/2014) [-]
I know more about him than you, you disrespectful little faggot.

Im not trying to act like a righteous idol, its not my fault that your a close minded american fuckkead that cant think outside the box and struggles to see things from other people's point of view. Back in those days believe it or not there was people that wanted to kill everyone in Germany after what they did. "unfortunately good men died because of his horrid choices" is again you being a dumbass that cant imagine himself in the same situation, and doesnt think how stressed and how hard the decisions would have been when he made them. If anything throughout the war he would have saved more lives than were lost from his "horrid choices".

Look at that picture and think if you were there if you would have acted better than he did before you criticize.

Really though, kill yourself. We dont need you in the gene pool.
User avatar #269 - nyctonightingale (08/15/2014) [-]
Lol, that's exactly what you're acting like. All you're acting like is "Hurrrr you said something about a guy who I know more about and I didnt like it so go kill yourself"

You sound like you belong on Tumblr, you annoying little twat. Go complain to them because I mean what I said, and it's not the first time he got many of his own number killed, if you knew as much about him as you say you do then you'd know that. Don't act like he's so great. Like I said, he did some cool things, and definitely deserves respect, but he isn't a hero in my books. And before you start going off about how my opinion doesn't matter, keep in mind that neither does yours because literally NO ONE cares about our little bitchfit that we're having at the moment.
#97 - I have read the LOTR and hobbit books before and am reading th…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore Season 2,... -5
#166 - ltgbrady (07/08/2014) [-]
Also fun thing to do if you really want to know about Middle Earth, sadly the trilogy is not a good source read Silarillion which is the beginning of the world or Children of Hurin...those might help...Also another fun fact is it is also rumored in LOTR that the ent wives after the Brownlands moved north, as to when Merry and Pippin are asked if they saw any they said no, but the entwives would be in those areas of the shire....just saying
#153 - galgawine (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #124 - ljxjlos (07/08/2014) [-]
I´ve read the books and everything else by Tolkiens dozens and dozens and dozens of time - and most of this ist true.

So you can go fuck yourself, joelskee
User avatar #117 - anonymoose (07/08/2014) [-]
Because reading the trilogy and the hobbit is all you need to read to know everything about the Legendarium.
#111 - smokingman (07/08/2014) [-]
you fucking moron
User avatar #99 - norkas (07/08/2014) [-]
These are fact, you retard. If you'd actually read LoTR as you claim you'd remember that most of this comp came from Treebeard's own mouth.
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