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#30499 - 1. metal is a joke of a genre 2. Death are hugely popular,…  [+] (29 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -8
User avatar #30522 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
your just the biggest fucking retard i've seen, how about you go back to ur shitty sulky crap bands and stay there and discuss whats best with ur self. metal is art its real talent. joke? oh wow just wow there is no point arguing with you because right there you have lost. out the window, Death were popular, if you dident grow up in the 80's 90's there are not many who knows who them are now
User avatar #30525 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
metal takes the least talent of literally any genre.
That's why edgy middle schoolers like it, because it's simple to understand.
And your point about death being popular in the past, does that mean the Beatles are obscure now? Is Madonna obscure now? that's literally the dumbest point I've ever seen
User avatar #30529 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
little talent? yeah sure how about you learn a instrument before talking the least about talent. why do you think there are 300k people gathering in rio every year to watch iron maiden?


death stayed underground you nugget

death never became the biggest in the genre but it got the most influental and, cause chuck schuldiner were a god amongst men who used he's life to make good music all he's albums are original and awesome as shit, why dont you just hang ur self in a tree, you're a waste of air you have no sense of direction and clue what your even talking about
User avatar #30531 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
most genres require learning an instrument in one way or another. metal just uses the least talent with those instruments.
If an artist has over 3000 ratings on RYM, they aren't even close to being obscure. Death aren't even close to being obscure.
People go see Iron Maiden because they are/were edgy middle schoolers and they didn't grow out of it.
No metal musician was ever a god amongst men. Try someone from a good genre next time.
no metal albums post 1971 are original. Try again.
User avatar #30540 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
ofc not if you invent a genre its not original, you are just a big flaw.

and why do you keep repeating middle school? were you raped by metal bar in middle school? is this why you're traumatized with metal? and thats why you're stuck in time just hung up on how bad you're music suck and have to shove your shitty music taste everybody's throats?

and learn the term underground while you're at it
User avatar #30544 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no, they don't have to invent a genre to do something original, but every metal band is the same. deal with it.
2. because only middle schoolers and man children like metal. this is a fact of life.
3. they weren't underground because they were on Combat, which wasn't an independent label. They weren't underground, they weren't obscure.
User avatar #30553 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
everyone who is into death metal don't listen to Death or have never even heard about it, and you just keep repeating the same thing which just states you're unstable.

Meshuggah
Bathory
Pantera

you might want to check out these three and actually listen to something good, but that would actually mean you did something progressive

also you're just doding every question and you have a one state mind, you might want to call a shrink.

and the 1.2.3 thing is a bad habit you've over used it
User avatar #30555 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. people who are into death metal aren't allowed to have opinions on music because they're children/man children
2. if you're into death metal and you haven't heard of Death you aren't even trying to look into the genre
3. repeating things is a sign of instability? (citation needed)
4. all three of those bands are, of course, for children
5. i've already listened to one album from each, and i assure you they all sucked
6. i'm a lot more progressive than you because i look into music at a deeper level and don't listen to metal
7. my 1,2,3 habit makes it easier for metal heads to understand what i'm saying. I know you have trouble understanding more complex things.
User avatar #30556 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're just harassing, i dont bother anymore. and you might want to look out the window once in the while and perhaps get some friends and get out of ur mothers basement
User avatar #30557 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
not harassing, i'm just making good arguments while you've resorted to insults
good try though friend
maybe you'll rethink liking metal now.
you're welcome
User avatar #30558 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no lol you're the worst at arguments let me sum this up


" EY U FAGGET METL LØVER"

" U MIDDLE SCOOL KID HOW BT U LEARN SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE KESHA"

"I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE SHOVED UP MY ASS AND NO INSIGHT IN MUSIC BUT IL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO ANYWAS"

metal is art, and raw power. learn the art and come back
User avatar #30560 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no one on this page has used the word faggot, good try though
2. i've mentioned three bands, none of which were Ke$ha, good try though
3. i never said i had a college degree, good try though.
any actual arguments to make?
User avatar #30565 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're not stable. in ur low life narrow mind there is nothing but a abyss. in due time you will find yourself trapped in a corner alone swallowed by the world, you will have to face it one day. but when that day come you will so who is who
User avatar #30567 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
"you're not stable." (citation needed)
care to explain what makes you think i'm unstable?
it seems i'm the most level headed person here
User avatar #30578 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why don't you grow up and out of that elemtentry school music?
User avatar #30574 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why argue with a low life like you, you have no sense of reality. you can only see whats in ur head. left hand path. and why are you trying to reflect the shrink thing back that only states that you are just moron. you are nothing you are whats frowned upon, no wonder why you have no friends. doing nothing you are not dead, you never existed. you exist for the soley purpose to die. you dont have a place. you dont know whats wrong or whats right
User avatar #30576 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
this is too funny
if this is your way of insulting, you should know it just sounds like shitty poetry
like metal lyrics
User avatar #30569 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no, all you see is the back of you're hand. you cant see the palm you're blind. all you see is whats manipulated in your head
User avatar #30570 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
you are still making no arguments
in fact you're not even really saying anything at this point
maybe you should call a psychiatrist
#30501 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30503 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
alright, basically all of the artists within the metal genre are a joke.
Black Sabbath possibly being the only exception
#30506 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30507 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep because you know nothing
metal is for children, you'll understand when you're out of middle school
#30512 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30517 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
that's a commonly known fact
metal is for edgy middle schoolers
patrician music listeners grow out of it
unfortunately some people never grow out of that phase
#30521 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30524 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. you know plenty of edgy middle schoolers that listen to metal
2. metal was never the most popular genre. Literally never. Glam metal is the only sub-genre of metal to ever be one of the most popular. Learn your music history before spouting off factual inaccuracies.
3. because filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
#30528 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30552 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
rock was.
metal never was.
mid to late 60s was Psychedelic Pop, Folk, Folk Rock, bubblegum style pop etc.
early 70s was glam rock and hard rock and progressive rock
mid to late 70s was about the same until the punk movement
80s were about glam and synth pop and dance pop and other similar things
metal is nowhere to be seen
#30494 - it's already too late for you  [+] (36 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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User avatar #30502 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no a lot of people have heard of the band I'm talking about. They're also one of the most celebrated bands of the 90s.
#30504 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30505 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no you won't
because you're a filthy casual
#30509 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
They're your favorite band, right? And you want people to listen to your favorite band, right? Then tell us who the fuck they are, so we can listen to them.
User avatar #30513 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
User avatar #30516 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Filthy casuals. What the fuck does that even mean.
User avatar #30519 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
go look in a mirror and you'll see one
#30508 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30510 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
#30515 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30520 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep, like the band in my picture
plus some others
Olivia Tremor Control, The Left Banke the list goes on
User avatar #30534 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
who?
User avatar #30536 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
good bands
you filthy casuals wouldn't understand
User avatar #30539 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
bands nobody has heard of because they are shit
User avatar #30541 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. every band i've mentioned is hugely popular within music forums and anywhere where people actually care about music
2. by your logic, One Direction is great because they're popular
User avatar #30545 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
1. im pretty sure you are full of shit
2. One direction is better than all the bands you have named
User avatar #30549 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how would you know if you've never heard them?
and here's why I'm not full of shit:
1. Neutral Milk Hotel has over 11,000 ratings on RYM
2. The Olivia Tremor Control has over 1500
3. The Left Banke has over 800
4. All four of them have at least one album in the overall best albums chart
This shows that a large amount of people have listened to them.
User avatar #30551 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
so?
User avatar #30554 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
so people have heard of them within music circles.
popularity has nothing to do with talent either.
#30543 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30546 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
exactly.
popularity has nothing to do with talent.
#30548 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30550 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
You might not like to hear this but if a person is more informed about music and has explored more, their opinion is going to weigh more in music discussions.
So One Direction fans don't have any weight in music conversations.
User avatar #30523 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
You're telling us the names of these bands? I thought casuals like us didn't deserve such perfect music.
#30538 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30542 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh. Them. I've heard of them.
User avatar #30547 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
lying filthy casual
User avatar #30559 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I've heard of them, vaguely, I just didn't recognize a picture of them.
User avatar #30561 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how can you not recognize our lord and savior Jeff Mangum
User avatar #30572 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay I called and he told me to fuck off. Now what.
User avatar #30573 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
now you visit Anne Frank's memorial and tell her you wish you could stain her mountaintops
then he will forgive you
User avatar #30566 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
That's a good idea, I'll go call Jeff Mangum and tell him I'm sorry for not recognizing him. Do you have his number?
User avatar #30568 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yup, it's 1-800-SEMEN-STAINS
User avatar #30563 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I mean, I've never really seen a picture of him.
User avatar #30564 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
i think you should call him and apologize
shame
#30493 - except tons of people do know about them these are the peo…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#30496 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30500 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
obviously you don't if you don't know this band
#30514 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30518 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
nope you aren't allowed to claim to have good taste until you've listened to this band
it's the rite of passage
#30488 - it's already too late for you 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#30487 - then you are a filthy casual  [+] (33 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -7
#30495 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no. do you know Windir, Bathory, S.O.D or Death?

no ? dident think so. gtfo, dont touch me.
User avatar #30499 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. metal is a joke of a genre
2. Death are hugely popular, so don't act like they are obscure in the least
User avatar #30522 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
your just the biggest fucking retard i've seen, how about you go back to ur shitty sulky crap bands and stay there and discuss whats best with ur self. metal is art its real talent. joke? oh wow just wow there is no point arguing with you because right there you have lost. out the window, Death were popular, if you dident grow up in the 80's 90's there are not many who knows who them are now
User avatar #30525 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
metal takes the least talent of literally any genre.
That's why edgy middle schoolers like it, because it's simple to understand.
And your point about death being popular in the past, does that mean the Beatles are obscure now? Is Madonna obscure now? that's literally the dumbest point I've ever seen
User avatar #30529 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
little talent? yeah sure how about you learn a instrument before talking the least about talent. why do you think there are 300k people gathering in rio every year to watch iron maiden?


death stayed underground you nugget

death never became the biggest in the genre but it got the most influental and, cause chuck schuldiner were a god amongst men who used he's life to make good music all he's albums are original and awesome as shit, why dont you just hang ur self in a tree, you're a waste of air you have no sense of direction and clue what your even talking about
User avatar #30531 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
most genres require learning an instrument in one way or another. metal just uses the least talent with those instruments.
If an artist has over 3000 ratings on RYM, they aren't even close to being obscure. Death aren't even close to being obscure.
People go see Iron Maiden because they are/were edgy middle schoolers and they didn't grow out of it.
No metal musician was ever a god amongst men. Try someone from a good genre next time.
no metal albums post 1971 are original. Try again.
User avatar #30540 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
ofc not if you invent a genre its not original, you are just a big flaw.

and why do you keep repeating middle school? were you raped by metal bar in middle school? is this why you're traumatized with metal? and thats why you're stuck in time just hung up on how bad you're music suck and have to shove your shitty music taste everybody's throats?

and learn the term underground while you're at it
User avatar #30544 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no, they don't have to invent a genre to do something original, but every metal band is the same. deal with it.
2. because only middle schoolers and man children like metal. this is a fact of life.
3. they weren't underground because they were on Combat, which wasn't an independent label. They weren't underground, they weren't obscure.
User avatar #30553 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
everyone who is into death metal don't listen to Death or have never even heard about it, and you just keep repeating the same thing which just states you're unstable.

Meshuggah
Bathory
Pantera

you might want to check out these three and actually listen to something good, but that would actually mean you did something progressive

also you're just doding every question and you have a one state mind, you might want to call a shrink.

and the 1.2.3 thing is a bad habit you've over used it
User avatar #30555 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. people who are into death metal aren't allowed to have opinions on music because they're children/man children
2. if you're into death metal and you haven't heard of Death you aren't even trying to look into the genre
3. repeating things is a sign of instability? (citation needed)
4. all three of those bands are, of course, for children
5. i've already listened to one album from each, and i assure you they all sucked
6. i'm a lot more progressive than you because i look into music at a deeper level and don't listen to metal
7. my 1,2,3 habit makes it easier for metal heads to understand what i'm saying. I know you have trouble understanding more complex things.
User avatar #30556 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're just harassing, i dont bother anymore. and you might want to look out the window once in the while and perhaps get some friends and get out of ur mothers basement
User avatar #30557 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
not harassing, i'm just making good arguments while you've resorted to insults
good try though friend
maybe you'll rethink liking metal now.
you're welcome
User avatar #30558 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no lol you're the worst at arguments let me sum this up


" EY U FAGGET METL LØVER"

" U MIDDLE SCOOL KID HOW BT U LEARN SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE KESHA"

"I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE SHOVED UP MY ASS AND NO INSIGHT IN MUSIC BUT IL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO ANYWAS"

metal is art, and raw power. learn the art and come back
User avatar #30560 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no one on this page has used the word faggot, good try though
2. i've mentioned three bands, none of which were Ke$ha, good try though
3. i never said i had a college degree, good try though.
any actual arguments to make?
User avatar #30565 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're not stable. in ur low life narrow mind there is nothing but a abyss. in due time you will find yourself trapped in a corner alone swallowed by the world, you will have to face it one day. but when that day come you will so who is who
User avatar #30567 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
"you're not stable." (citation needed)
care to explain what makes you think i'm unstable?
it seems i'm the most level headed person here
User avatar #30578 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why don't you grow up and out of that elemtentry school music?
User avatar #30574 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why argue with a low life like you, you have no sense of reality. you can only see whats in ur head. left hand path. and why are you trying to reflect the shrink thing back that only states that you are just moron. you are nothing you are whats frowned upon, no wonder why you have no friends. doing nothing you are not dead, you never existed. you exist for the soley purpose to die. you dont have a place. you dont know whats wrong or whats right
User avatar #30576 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
this is too funny
if this is your way of insulting, you should know it just sounds like shitty poetry
like metal lyrics
User avatar #30569 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no, all you see is the back of you're hand. you cant see the palm you're blind. all you see is whats manipulated in your head
User avatar #30570 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
you are still making no arguments
in fact you're not even really saying anything at this point
maybe you should call a psychiatrist
#30501 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30503 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
alright, basically all of the artists within the metal genre are a joke.
Black Sabbath possibly being the only exception
#30506 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30507 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep because you know nothing
metal is for children, you'll understand when you're out of middle school
#30512 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30517 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
that's a commonly known fact
metal is for edgy middle schoolers
patrician music listeners grow out of it
unfortunately some people never grow out of that phase
#30521 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30524 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. you know plenty of edgy middle schoolers that listen to metal
2. metal was never the most popular genre. Literally never. Glam metal is the only sub-genre of metal to ever be one of the most popular. Learn your music history before spouting off factual inaccuracies.
3. because filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
#30528 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30552 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
rock was.
metal never was.
mid to late 60s was Psychedelic Pop, Folk, Folk Rock, bubblegum style pop etc.
early 70s was glam rock and hard rock and progressive rock
mid to late 70s was about the same until the punk movement
80s were about glam and synth pop and dance pop and other similar things
metal is nowhere to be seen
#30497 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
#30511 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you are worthy TO STEP INSIDE MY HOUSE AT ALL DAYS EXCEPT CHRISTMAS
#30485 - because they are the best band ever obviously  [+] (44 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -2
#30492 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30493 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
except tons of people do know about them
these are the people that actually care about music
#30496 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30500 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
obviously you don't if you don't know this band
#30514 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30518 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
nope you aren't allowed to claim to have good taste until you've listened to this band
it's the rite of passage
#30491 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30494 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
it's already too late for you
#30498 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30502 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no a lot of people have heard of the band I'm talking about. They're also one of the most celebrated bands of the 90s.
#30504 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30505 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no you won't
because you're a filthy casual
#30509 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
They're your favorite band, right? And you want people to listen to your favorite band, right? Then tell us who the fuck they are, so we can listen to them.
User avatar #30513 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
User avatar #30516 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Filthy casuals. What the fuck does that even mean.
User avatar #30519 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
go look in a mirror and you'll see one
#30508 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30510 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
#30515 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30520 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep, like the band in my picture
plus some others
Olivia Tremor Control, The Left Banke the list goes on
User avatar #30534 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
who?
User avatar #30536 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
good bands
you filthy casuals wouldn't understand
User avatar #30539 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
bands nobody has heard of because they are shit
User avatar #30541 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. every band i've mentioned is hugely popular within music forums and anywhere where people actually care about music
2. by your logic, One Direction is great because they're popular
User avatar #30545 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
1. im pretty sure you are full of shit
2. One direction is better than all the bands you have named
User avatar #30549 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how would you know if you've never heard them?
and here's why I'm not full of shit:
1. Neutral Milk Hotel has over 11,000 ratings on RYM
2. The Olivia Tremor Control has over 1500
3. The Left Banke has over 800
4. All four of them have at least one album in the overall best albums chart
This shows that a large amount of people have listened to them.
User avatar #30551 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
so?
User avatar #30554 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
so people have heard of them within music circles.
popularity has nothing to do with talent either.
#30543 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30546 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
exactly.
popularity has nothing to do with talent.
#30548 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30550 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
You might not like to hear this but if a person is more informed about music and has explored more, their opinion is going to weigh more in music discussions.
So One Direction fans don't have any weight in music conversations.
User avatar #30523 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
You're telling us the names of these bands? I thought casuals like us didn't deserve such perfect music.
#30538 - sickpup has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30542 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh. Them. I've heard of them.
User avatar #30547 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
lying filthy casual
User avatar #30559 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I've heard of them, vaguely, I just didn't recognize a picture of them.
User avatar #30561 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how can you not recognize our lord and savior Jeff Mangum
User avatar #30572 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay I called and he told me to fuck off. Now what.
User avatar #30573 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
now you visit Anne Frank's memorial and tell her you wish you could stain her mountaintops
then he will forgive you
User avatar #30566 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
That's a good idea, I'll go call Jeff Mangum and tell him I'm sorry for not recognizing him. Do you have his number?
User avatar #30568 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yup, it's 1-800-SEMEN-STAINS
User avatar #30563 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I mean, I've never really seen a picture of him.
User avatar #30564 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
i think you should call him and apologize
shame
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User avatar #30488 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
it's already too late for you
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User avatar #30668 - prepareuranas (09/16/2012) [-]
directly from /mu/
the place that tells you what you should listen
so you can be one of those patrician cunts
"ermahgehrd its well known so it must suck
we're so much better guise
guise tehyr such a plb"
#30637 - liarsenic (09/15/2012) [-]
Your posts amuse me.
User avatar #30587 - randomserb (09/15/2012) [-]
This ain't /mu/.
Either you like something or you don't, and that's fine.
#30586 - austinschut (09/15/2012) [-]
In my defense, Neutral Milk Hotel wasn't on guitar hero.

I first heard foo fighters on guitar hero.

Not much of a fan of either.
User avatar #30585 - tankimatt (09/15/2012) [-]
Neutral Milk Hotel are fucking awful. Don't be such a pretentious douche bag
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User avatar #30532 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
congrats to the winner!
Now maybe you plebs can enjoy some good music.
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User avatar #30535 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
what did you listen to
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#30484 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
i dont know neither
User avatar #30487 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
then you are a filthy casual
#30495 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no. do you know Windir, Bathory, S.O.D or Death?

no ? dident think so. gtfo, dont touch me.
User avatar #30499 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. metal is a joke of a genre
2. Death are hugely popular, so don't act like they are obscure in the least
User avatar #30522 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
your just the biggest fucking retard i've seen, how about you go back to ur shitty sulky crap bands and stay there and discuss whats best with ur self. metal is art its real talent. joke? oh wow just wow there is no point arguing with you because right there you have lost. out the window, Death were popular, if you dident grow up in the 80's 90's there are not many who knows who them are now
User avatar #30525 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
metal takes the least talent of literally any genre.
That's why edgy middle schoolers like it, because it's simple to understand.
And your point about death being popular in the past, does that mean the Beatles are obscure now? Is Madonna obscure now? that's literally the dumbest point I've ever seen
User avatar #30529 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
little talent? yeah sure how about you learn a instrument before talking the least about talent. why do you think there are 300k people gathering in rio every year to watch iron maiden?


death stayed underground you nugget

death never became the biggest in the genre but it got the most influental and, cause chuck schuldiner were a god amongst men who used he's life to make good music all he's albums are original and awesome as shit, why dont you just hang ur self in a tree, you're a waste of air you have no sense of direction and clue what your even talking about
User avatar #30531 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
most genres require learning an instrument in one way or another. metal just uses the least talent with those instruments.
If an artist has over 3000 ratings on RYM, they aren't even close to being obscure. Death aren't even close to being obscure.
People go see Iron Maiden because they are/were edgy middle schoolers and they didn't grow out of it.
No metal musician was ever a god amongst men. Try someone from a good genre next time.
no metal albums post 1971 are original. Try again.
User avatar #30540 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
ofc not if you invent a genre its not original, you are just a big flaw.

and why do you keep repeating middle school? were you raped by metal bar in middle school? is this why you're traumatized with metal? and thats why you're stuck in time just hung up on how bad you're music suck and have to shove your shitty music taste everybody's throats?

and learn the term underground while you're at it
User avatar #30544 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no, they don't have to invent a genre to do something original, but every metal band is the same. deal with it.
2. because only middle schoolers and man children like metal. this is a fact of life.
3. they weren't underground because they were on Combat, which wasn't an independent label. They weren't underground, they weren't obscure.
User avatar #30553 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
everyone who is into death metal don't listen to Death or have never even heard about it, and you just keep repeating the same thing which just states you're unstable.

Meshuggah
Bathory
Pantera

you might want to check out these three and actually listen to something good, but that would actually mean you did something progressive

also you're just doding every question and you have a one state mind, you might want to call a shrink.

and the 1.2.3 thing is a bad habit you've over used it
User avatar #30555 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. people who are into death metal aren't allowed to have opinions on music because they're children/man children
2. if you're into death metal and you haven't heard of Death you aren't even trying to look into the genre
3. repeating things is a sign of instability? (citation needed)
4. all three of those bands are, of course, for children
5. i've already listened to one album from each, and i assure you they all sucked
6. i'm a lot more progressive than you because i look into music at a deeper level and don't listen to metal
7. my 1,2,3 habit makes it easier for metal heads to understand what i'm saying. I know you have trouble understanding more complex things.
User avatar #30556 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're just harassing, i dont bother anymore. and you might want to look out the window once in the while and perhaps get some friends and get out of ur mothers basement
User avatar #30557 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
not harassing, i'm just making good arguments while you've resorted to insults
good try though friend
maybe you'll rethink liking metal now.
you're welcome
User avatar #30558 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no lol you're the worst at arguments let me sum this up


" EY U FAGGET METL LØVER"

" U MIDDLE SCOOL KID HOW BT U LEARN SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE KESHA"

"I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE SHOVED UP MY ASS AND NO INSIGHT IN MUSIC BUT IL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO ANYWAS"

metal is art, and raw power. learn the art and come back
User avatar #30560 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. no one on this page has used the word faggot, good try though
2. i've mentioned three bands, none of which were Ke$ha, good try though
3. i never said i had a college degree, good try though.
any actual arguments to make?
User avatar #30565 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you're not stable. in ur low life narrow mind there is nothing but a abyss. in due time you will find yourself trapped in a corner alone swallowed by the world, you will have to face it one day. but when that day come you will so who is who
User avatar #30567 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
"you're not stable." (citation needed)
care to explain what makes you think i'm unstable?
it seems i'm the most level headed person here
User avatar #30578 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why don't you grow up and out of that elemtentry school music?
User avatar #30574 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
why argue with a low life like you, you have no sense of reality. you can only see whats in ur head. left hand path. and why are you trying to reflect the shrink thing back that only states that you are just moron. you are nothing you are whats frowned upon, no wonder why you have no friends. doing nothing you are not dead, you never existed. you exist for the soley purpose to die. you dont have a place. you dont know whats wrong or whats right
User avatar #30576 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
this is too funny
if this is your way of insulting, you should know it just sounds like shitty poetry
like metal lyrics
User avatar #30569 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
no, all you see is the back of you're hand. you cant see the palm you're blind. all you see is whats manipulated in your head
User avatar #30570 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
you are still making no arguments
in fact you're not even really saying anything at this point
maybe you should call a psychiatrist
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User avatar #30503 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
alright, basically all of the artists within the metal genre are a joke.
Black Sabbath possibly being the only exception
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User avatar #30507 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep because you know nothing
metal is for children, you'll understand when you're out of middle school
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User avatar #30517 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
that's a commonly known fact
metal is for edgy middle schoolers
patrician music listeners grow out of it
unfortunately some people never grow out of that phase
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User avatar #30524 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. you know plenty of edgy middle schoolers that listen to metal
2. metal was never the most popular genre. Literally never. Glam metal is the only sub-genre of metal to ever be one of the most popular. Learn your music history before spouting off factual inaccuracies.
3. because filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
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User avatar #30552 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
rock was.
metal never was.
mid to late 60s was Psychedelic Pop, Folk, Folk Rock, bubblegum style pop etc.
early 70s was glam rock and hard rock and progressive rock
mid to late 70s was about the same until the punk movement
80s were about glam and synth pop and dance pop and other similar things
metal is nowhere to be seen
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#30511 - sjakk (09/15/2012) [-]
you are worthy TO STEP INSIDE MY HOUSE AT ALL DAYS EXCEPT CHRISTMAS
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User avatar #30485 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
because they are the best band ever obviously
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User avatar #30493 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
except tons of people do know about them
these are the people that actually care about music
#30496 - felinescrotum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #30500 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
obviously you don't if you don't know this band
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User avatar #30518 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
nope you aren't allowed to claim to have good taste until you've listened to this band
it's the rite of passage
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User avatar #30494 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
it's already too late for you
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User avatar #30502 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no a lot of people have heard of the band I'm talking about. They're also one of the most celebrated bands of the 90s.
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User avatar #30505 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
no you won't
because you're a filthy casual
#30509 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
They're your favorite band, right? And you want people to listen to your favorite band, right? Then tell us who the fuck they are, so we can listen to them.
User avatar #30513 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
User avatar #30516 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Filthy casuals. What the fuck does that even mean.
User avatar #30519 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
go look in a mirror and you'll see one
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User avatar #30510 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
filthy casuals don't deserve such perfect music
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User avatar #30520 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yep, like the band in my picture
plus some others
Olivia Tremor Control, The Left Banke the list goes on
User avatar #30534 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
who?
User avatar #30536 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
good bands
you filthy casuals wouldn't understand
User avatar #30539 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
bands nobody has heard of because they are shit
User avatar #30541 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
1. every band i've mentioned is hugely popular within music forums and anywhere where people actually care about music
2. by your logic, One Direction is great because they're popular
User avatar #30545 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
1. im pretty sure you are full of shit
2. One direction is better than all the bands you have named
User avatar #30549 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how would you know if you've never heard them?
and here's why I'm not full of shit:
1. Neutral Milk Hotel has over 11,000 ratings on RYM
2. The Olivia Tremor Control has over 1500
3. The Left Banke has over 800
4. All four of them have at least one album in the overall best albums chart
This shows that a large amount of people have listened to them.
User avatar #30551 - FJisGAY (09/15/2012) [-]
so?
User avatar #30554 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
so people have heard of them within music circles.
popularity has nothing to do with talent either.
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User avatar #30546 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
exactly.
popularity has nothing to do with talent.
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User avatar #30550 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
You might not like to hear this but if a person is more informed about music and has explored more, their opinion is going to weigh more in music discussions.
So One Direction fans don't have any weight in music conversations.
User avatar #30523 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
You're telling us the names of these bands? I thought casuals like us didn't deserve such perfect music.
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User avatar #30542 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh. Them. I've heard of them.
User avatar #30547 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
lying filthy casual
User avatar #30559 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I've heard of them, vaguely, I just didn't recognize a picture of them.
User avatar #30561 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
how can you not recognize our lord and savior Jeff Mangum
User avatar #30572 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay I called and he told me to fuck off. Now what.
User avatar #30573 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
now you visit Anne Frank's memorial and tell her you wish you could stain her mountaintops
then he will forgive you
User avatar #30566 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
That's a good idea, I'll go call Jeff Mangum and tell him I'm sorry for not recognizing him. Do you have his number?
User avatar #30568 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
yup, it's 1-800-SEMEN-STAINS
User avatar #30563 - misterbonzo (09/15/2012) [-]
I mean, I've never really seen a picture of him.
User avatar #30564 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
i think you should call him and apologize
shame
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User avatar #30481 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
the fact that you use the word hipster shows that you know nothing about music
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User avatar #30488 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
it's already too late for you
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#30577 - rainbowghost (09/15/2012) [-]
I forgot all about Channel Orange. That's definitely a contender.
#30782 - analsurgery (09/16/2012) [-]
AOTY IMO
#30465 - both of those weren't very good.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -1
#30472 - rainbowghost (09/15/2012) [-]
Okay. Then what do you think is AOTY?
User avatar #30476 - joefishsticks (09/15/2012) [-]
Channel Orange or The Seer
Thee Oh Sees new one is great too
#30577 - rainbowghost (09/15/2012) [-]
I forgot all about Channel Orange. That's definitely a contender.
#30782 - analsurgery (09/16/2012) [-]
AOTY IMO
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User avatar #26800 - mcadrockd (08/27/2012) [-]
Woah. Fancy. Thanks :D
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User avatar #26638 - sweatyasains (08/27/2012) [-]
ok sir i dont know how to say this im looking for new stuff i have already explored rap so dont judge me i know plenty about music and even dabbled in the art myself so shut your whore mouth and take a seat
User avatar #26716 - joefishsticks (08/27/2012) [-]
deadmau5 is your avatar.
clearly you know nothing

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