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Date Signed Up:5/28/2013
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Content Ranking:#6061
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#152 - * me collects his ki and tries to perform bluetext *  [+] (8 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 +1
User avatar #154 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian is impressed by the attempt**

no spaces, it's just like you're rolling.
User avatar #156 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock bows to jacksipian** thank you, sensei
User avatar #158 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian returns the bow**

you are welcome, young padawan, now go out and use it for the right reasons! keep the cyber sex to a minimum.
User avatar #159 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock walks into the sunset, carrying the lessons of the bluetext taught by his sensei with him, into the realm of funnyjunk for truth, honor, and top lel**
#160 - Sunset (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock tries again to create bluetext**
User avatar #157 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian applauds at your success**

good job.
User avatar #153 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
fuck
#150 - Comment deleted 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 0
#132 - teach me, oh blue one  [+] (14 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 +1
User avatar #151 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian does not condone the deleting of comments on the learning path to bluetext**
asterisk me whatever you want to say then asterisk
User avatar #152 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
* me collects his ki and tries to perform bluetext *
User avatar #154 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian is impressed by the attempt**

no spaces, it's just like you're rolling.
User avatar #156 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock bows to jacksipian** thank you, sensei
User avatar #158 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian returns the bow**

you are welcome, young padawan, now go out and use it for the right reasons! keep the cyber sex to a minimum.
User avatar #159 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock walks into the sunset, carrying the lessons of the bluetext taught by his sensei with him, into the realm of funnyjunk for truth, honor, and top lel**
#160 - Sunset (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock tries again to create bluetext**
User avatar #157 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian applauds at your success**

good job.
User avatar #153 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
fuck
User avatar #149 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian has decided to teach you the ways of bluetext.**
#150 - jockothecrock has deleted their comment.
User avatar #135 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian debates teaching jockothecrock the secrets of bluetext**

maybe.
User avatar #148 - manbearpiglet (06/18/2014) [-]
**manbearpiglet thinks he finally understands bluetext**
#119 - *jockothecrock looks worried* what's wrong?  [+] (16 new replies) 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 +1
User avatar #127 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian looks worried**
i think this is how you do it.
User avatar #132 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
teach me, oh blue one
User avatar #151 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian does not condone the deleting of comments on the learning path to bluetext**
asterisk me whatever you want to say then asterisk
User avatar #152 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
* me collects his ki and tries to perform bluetext *
User avatar #154 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian is impressed by the attempt**

no spaces, it's just like you're rolling.
User avatar #156 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock bows to jacksipian** thank you, sensei
User avatar #158 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian returns the bow**

you are welcome, young padawan, now go out and use it for the right reasons! keep the cyber sex to a minimum.
User avatar #159 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock walks into the sunset, carrying the lessons of the bluetext taught by his sensei with him, into the realm of funnyjunk for truth, honor, and top lel**
#160 - Sunset (06/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
**jockothecrock tries again to create bluetext**
User avatar #157 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian applauds at your success**

good job.
User avatar #153 - jockothecrock (06/18/2014) [-]
fuck
User avatar #149 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian has decided to teach you the ways of bluetext.**
#150 - jockothecrock has deleted their comment.
User avatar #135 - jacksipian (06/18/2014) [-]
**jacksipian debates teaching jockothecrock the secrets of bluetext**

maybe.
User avatar #148 - manbearpiglet (06/18/2014) [-]
**manbearpiglet thinks he finally understands bluetext**
#117 - Comment deleted 06/18/2014 on I can relate to this. 14 0
#251 - thank you for further proving my point 06/07/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... 0
#207 - yeah, but he still kind of got the right idea. exagerated, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
User avatar #240 - pedestrianx (06/05/2014) [-]
But then again, the gun would have to pointed at the exact perfect angle. If it was over by even a millimeter the trajectory could be completely different from what is expected.
User avatar #251 - jockothecrock (06/07/2014) [-]
thank you for further proving my point
#204 - the narrator was ron perlman by the way 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... 0
#201 - 1000 ways to die was a tv show on spike tv where it depicted t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +1
User avatar #205 - sunnyday (06/05/2014) [-]
My guess is there there were a lot of factors included that caused that to happen then. Wind, calibre, and more.

But a bullet would not travel as far as the guy in the image claims it would. He seems to think the bullet will land continents away.
User avatar #207 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but he still kind of got the right idea. exagerated, but he was still right. you cant catch (or get hit by) a bullet you shoot in the sky because it is too random to land anywhere near where it was originally shot. it will fall back into the same city/ neighborhood, but will not be in your immediate vecinity
User avatar #240 - pedestrianx (06/05/2014) [-]
But then again, the gun would have to pointed at the exact perfect angle. If it was over by even a millimeter the trajectory could be completely different from what is expected.
User avatar #251 - jockothecrock (06/07/2014) [-]
thank you for further proving my point
User avatar #204 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
the narrator was ron perlman by the way
#195 - havent you watch that 1000 ways to die episode where the gangb…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... 0
User avatar #200 - sunnyday (06/05/2014) [-]
If that gun is more powerful, then it will probably travel A LOT further. I can doubt it would travel half way across a city, but further no doubt.

But that is a movie. As everyone should know, movies can't into physics. They do shit that's impossible.
User avatar #201 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
1000 ways to die was a tv show on spike tv where it depicted true deaths that were in odd fashion. they actually bring in doctors and experts to explain what happen to the deceased and why does it happen.
User avatar #205 - sunnyday (06/05/2014) [-]
My guess is there there were a lot of factors included that caused that to happen then. Wind, calibre, and more.

But a bullet would not travel as far as the guy in the image claims it would. He seems to think the bullet will land continents away.
User avatar #207 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
yeah, but he still kind of got the right idea. exagerated, but he was still right. you cant catch (or get hit by) a bullet you shoot in the sky because it is too random to land anywhere near where it was originally shot. it will fall back into the same city/ neighborhood, but will not be in your immediate vecinity
User avatar #240 - pedestrianx (06/05/2014) [-]
But then again, the gun would have to pointed at the exact perfect angle. If it was over by even a millimeter the trajectory could be completely different from what is expected.
User avatar #251 - jockothecrock (06/07/2014) [-]
thank you for further proving my point
User avatar #204 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
the narrator was ron perlman by the way
#192 - wasnt there something on 1000 ways to die about something like this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... 0
User avatar #196 - durkadurka (06/05/2014) [-]
Probably, but I have heard about people getting killed this way before.
#545 - Picture 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0
#543 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters +2
#544 - freegzuz (06/05/2014) [-]
#729 - anonymous (06/05/2014) [-]
#545 - jockothecrock (06/05/2014) [-]
#298 - argonian. he kills every thing in sight and loots the bodies f… 06/05/2014 on smartass +3
#252 - nobody who is an alpha calls themselves an alpha  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Preach, sister +3
#264 - gabemczombie (06/05/2014) [-]
#100 - he just wanted to look like this. so he injected himself with it 05/26/2014 on Youtube at it's best 0
#88 - you know, he could just be gay.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on Eat Shit 0
User avatar #152 - flaminator (05/25/2014) [-]
That's also an option, butbut
#35 - yeh, but only guards give me that **** . carlotta … 05/25/2014 on Skyrim story time! To the... 0
#59 - thats "gamestop"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on At Least We Have A Great... 0
User avatar #61 - chrisel (05/19/2014) [-]
Sorry, I realized that to late.
#76 - its true to the mythos, and its pretty much an amazing america… 05/19/2014 on Misunderstood Godzilla 0
#74 - atomic breath. his scales are like reactors charging up … 05/19/2014 on Misunderstood Godzilla +1
#103 - you divided by zero... HOW DO YOU MATH? 05/19/2014 on Old butt gold 0
#52 - to bad its 2014.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on What Does This Mean? -2
User avatar #59 - iphraem (05/19/2014) [-]
so what?
User avatar #55 - huntergriff (05/19/2014) [-]
that's the thing, jockothecrock, We're already dead. we're just ghosts masturbating to each other.
#68 - Picture 05/19/2014 on (untitled) -1
#144 - you seriously expect that to happen? 2 miles a day? dude, it t… 05/19/2014 on hnnnggggg +1
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