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#634 - Right, because FunnyJunk is totally a beacon of morality and ethics.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women 0
#639 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well your here arnt you? And you seem to be the expert on what is and isnt okay.
User avatar #647 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
just, stop.
She's a cunt.
Just drop it.
BTW jocelyn, try not to use your real name on funnyjunk.
I found you on facebook in under 3 seconds.
#648 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
is she hot?
User avatar #651 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
no. no she is not.
#653 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
That would explain all the anger she has at this post
#632 - Don't want it, don't post it. Simple as that. You have no righ…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women -2
User avatar #642 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
The post has nothing to do with telling girls to stop dressing like that. it's more just stop demanding so much respect if you're gonna dress like a slut. It's like killing someone, then expecting to be rewarded, instead of persecuted.
User avatar #635 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll post it.
Because i dont care.
#641 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
>say you don't care

>continue to be butthurt

SOUNDS LIKE SOUND LOGIC GUISE
User avatar #643 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
shhh... shhhh... it's time to stop now.
#629 - The fact that you feel the need to tell me how to dress pisses…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women 0
User avatar #638 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
So Having a vagina doesn't make you special. Yet you not only mention you are a female, but basically explain to everyone that you are a whore, and enjoy being one. Don't expect someone to give a fuck about what you say just because you're a raging whore who got butt hurt over a post on funnyjunk.
#650 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, having a vagina doesn't make me special. Which means I can dress like I want, fuck like I want, and talk how I want. JUST LIKE THE BOYS CAN

You're the one who was like 'mah I'm a female who's on funnyjunk and I'm aaashhhammed and also you're a whore for thinking your body belongs to yourself."
User avatar #652 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
Woah. Calm your tits before they fall out of your shirt love.
User avatar #633 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
PFFFTTT
I. JUST. STOPPED GIVING A FUCK.
YOUR A WHORE
A SLUT
A CUNT.
GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN.
there, now have a feminist freakout in the corner.
#637 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
If you stopped giving a fuck, why are you still all butthurt over someone pointing out your bullshit.

Oh, bby blocked me, truly, i'm saddened. :((((

Also, srsly? If you're gonna call me a promiscuous woman, a sex worker, and a vagina, as well as to get back to my place of work, then you can at least be gramatically correct about it, bby.
User avatar #640 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
thanks calling baby, turns me on;)

But I blocked you because im done.

Nunight.
#627 - Not every case of a girl wearing makeup is a case of 'society …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women +2
User avatar #649 - audiotune (06/18/2012) [-]
So if you didn't grow up in modern society, you would still wear make up and wear revealing clothing? The answer is no. You have grown up with people saying "oh you look beautiful in that dress" or "your makeup looks great." How often do people say "you look beautiful," and actually mean it when you're wearing regular clothes or sweatpants. How often do people say anything about how great you look even without makeup? How often do people compliment you for being yourself and being in your own skin? I don't mean this in an offensive manner; but probably not often because people look for certain traits that society has defined as "beautiful."

I'm not telling you that my standards should fit you at all. I'm sorry if I offended you at all, but I just hate that by today's standards women have to conform to this single idea of beautiful. Everyone is beautiful, they don't need to go out and get $50 dollar eye shadow and $5,000 dresses that they're going to wear one time in order for them to look great. You can like and appreciate your body without showing everyone everything. I don't know how you dress or anything, but I see girls and women walking around with next to nothing on. They brag about how great they look, but complain when men act like pigs towards them. They did it to themselves; if you wear clothes they show everything off you are going to get that kind of response every single time. For me, if you have some sort of dignity, you wouldn't want that kind of reaction and since people aren't going to change, maybe you should dress more modestly. You can still look good with more of your body covered.

If you're comfortable with yourself, fantastic! The thing is you can still be a respectable woman but wearing modest clothing, while still looking cute/beautiful/hot, or whatever you're going for. I really wish more women could be comfortable with their NATURAL beauty and not think they have to strive for some manufactured idea.
#636 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well we did tell you too you appreciate your body because we appreciate it, if we thought that skirts made women ugly you wouldn't wear them because you wouldn't appreciate it then.
#623 - The fact that you need to specify your gender makes me ashamed.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women 0
User avatar #626 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact that you feel like you need to tell her what to do makes me ashamed.
#631 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact of i haven't asked for her number makes me ashamed. Cause shes gotta be pretty easy and showing off her big tits alot.
#629 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact that you feel the need to tell me how to dress pisses me off.

Her needing to specify her gender implies that there is something different to being a female funnyjunker. Sorry, your vagina doesn't make you special, sweetheart.
User avatar #638 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
So Having a vagina doesn't make you special. Yet you not only mention you are a female, but basically explain to everyone that you are a whore, and enjoy being one. Don't expect someone to give a fuck about what you say just because you're a raging whore who got butt hurt over a post on funnyjunk.
#650 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, having a vagina doesn't make me special. Which means I can dress like I want, fuck like I want, and talk how I want. JUST LIKE THE BOYS CAN

You're the one who was like 'mah I'm a female who's on funnyjunk and I'm aaashhhammed and also you're a whore for thinking your body belongs to yourself."
User avatar #652 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
Woah. Calm your tits before they fall out of your shirt love.
User avatar #633 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
PFFFTTT
I. JUST. STOPPED GIVING A FUCK.
YOUR A WHORE
A SLUT
A CUNT.
GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN.
there, now have a feminist freakout in the corner.
#637 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
If you stopped giving a fuck, why are you still all butthurt over someone pointing out your bullshit.

Oh, bby blocked me, truly, i'm saddened. :((((

Also, srsly? If you're gonna call me a promiscuous woman, a sex worker, and a vagina, as well as to get back to my place of work, then you can at least be gramatically correct about it, bby.
User avatar #640 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
thanks calling baby, turns me on;)

But I blocked you because im done.

Nunight.
#620 - It's called internalized misogyny. Girls can be sexist too. Se…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women -1
#625 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
Again. Read some of my comments below.

I've been doing this shit for like, 10 hours.

Right now, I'm not really leaning towards the argumental me,
and more of the "fuck off me"
#632 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Don't want it, don't post it. Simple as that. You have no right to attack someone else's choices and then whine when someone calls you out for yours.
User avatar #642 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
The post has nothing to do with telling girls to stop dressing like that. it's more just stop demanding so much respect if you're gonna dress like a slut. It's like killing someone, then expecting to be rewarded, instead of persecuted.
User avatar #635 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll post it.
Because i dont care.
#641 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
>say you don't care

>continue to be butthurt

SOUNDS LIKE SOUND LOGIC GUISE
User avatar #643 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
shhh... shhhh... it's time to stop now.
#624 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well 5000 people think its okay.
#634 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Right, because FunnyJunk is totally a beacon of morality and ethics.
#639 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well your here arnt you? And you seem to be the expert on what is and isnt okay.
User avatar #647 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
just, stop.
She's a cunt.
Just drop it.
BTW jocelyn, try not to use your real name on funnyjunk.
I found you on facebook in under 3 seconds.
#648 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
is she hot?
User avatar #651 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
no. no she is not.
#653 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
That would explain all the anger she has at this post
#614 - Don't wanna argue your point? Don't post sexist ******** .  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women -3
#628 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Dont want to look like an idiot? Dont argue with one.
User avatar #630 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
good anon :D
#611 - I don't give a **** if you've been arguing all da…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women -3
#619 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah i agree with her i was just thinking to myself here why the fuck does everyone have to judge sluts based on how much of there tits are showing? I think its perfectly reasonable, its like a big sign saying "You've got a chance to get lucky" or "Dont easte your time"
User avatar #617 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
Fine. Just don't fucking shit down my neck and tell me to grow the fuck up.

5000+ people agree with me. lots of them girls.
Be glad you get to be the only person to rustle my gimmies today.


#620 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
It's called internalized misogyny. Girls can be sexist too. Sexism is normal in our culture, that's why you got 5000 thumbs.

Guess what?

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE IT OKAY.
#625 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
Again. Read some of my comments below.

I've been doing this shit for like, 10 hours.

Right now, I'm not really leaning towards the argumental me,
and more of the "fuck off me"
#632 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Don't want it, don't post it. Simple as that. You have no right to attack someone else's choices and then whine when someone calls you out for yours.
User avatar #642 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
The post has nothing to do with telling girls to stop dressing like that. it's more just stop demanding so much respect if you're gonna dress like a slut. It's like killing someone, then expecting to be rewarded, instead of persecuted.
User avatar #635 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll post it.
Because i dont care.
#641 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
>say you don't care

>continue to be butthurt

SOUNDS LIKE SOUND LOGIC GUISE
User avatar #643 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
shhh... shhhh... it's time to stop now.
#624 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well 5000 people think its okay.
#634 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Right, because FunnyJunk is totally a beacon of morality and ethics.
#639 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well your here arnt you? And you seem to be the expert on what is and isnt okay.
User avatar #647 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
just, stop.
She's a cunt.
Just drop it.
BTW jocelyn, try not to use your real name on funnyjunk.
I found you on facebook in under 3 seconds.
#648 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
is she hot?
User avatar #651 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
no. no she is not.
#653 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
That would explain all the anger she has at this post
#606 - Just remember why I don't get on FJ anymore. OH LOOK SLUT …  [+] (38 new replies) 06/18/2012 on Women -2
#675 - spongcake (06/30/2012) [-]
after reading all the butthurt comments this has caused...
User avatar #622 - audiotune (06/18/2012) [-]
Why is she wearing makeup for her? Because she is trying to fit in with the definition of "beautiful" that society has defined? Why is she showing her tits? Because she doesn't care about having some dignity and self respect? Or is it because she is trying to get attention? In regards to the whole "goodluck trying to not show big tits" thing. What about guys with big dicks? Do you see those hanging out all over the place? What about people with unusually large tongues? Or people with prosthetic limbs? Granted, they can't always hide those but on occasion they can.
Women do things to "make themselves" more beautiful because they have been force fed what beautiful is from the time they can understand speech. Women can be beautiful without makeup, without low cut shirts, or tight clothing. But they choose to alter how they look; they may say it's for themselves, but it's not. They want the attention.
#627 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Not every case of a girl wearing makeup is a case of 'society telling me i must be this way'. I wear makeup because I like the way it makes me look, because I associate it with *my* femininity.
Yes, there are cases of wearing makeup being internalized misogyny, but really, telling a girl she has no self respect is just straight up slutshaming.

Tell me, why should your standards fit me?
Guess what? I wear low cut shirts and makeup and skirts sometime. I wear them because I like them. Because I appreciate my body. Because I like myself. Not because someone told me to.
User avatar #649 - audiotune (06/18/2012) [-]
So if you didn't grow up in modern society, you would still wear make up and wear revealing clothing? The answer is no. You have grown up with people saying "oh you look beautiful in that dress" or "your makeup looks great." How often do people say "you look beautiful," and actually mean it when you're wearing regular clothes or sweatpants. How often do people say anything about how great you look even without makeup? How often do people compliment you for being yourself and being in your own skin? I don't mean this in an offensive manner; but probably not often because people look for certain traits that society has defined as "beautiful."

I'm not telling you that my standards should fit you at all. I'm sorry if I offended you at all, but I just hate that by today's standards women have to conform to this single idea of beautiful. Everyone is beautiful, they don't need to go out and get $50 dollar eye shadow and $5,000 dresses that they're going to wear one time in order for them to look great. You can like and appreciate your body without showing everyone everything. I don't know how you dress or anything, but I see girls and women walking around with next to nothing on. They brag about how great they look, but complain when men act like pigs towards them. They did it to themselves; if you wear clothes they show everything off you are going to get that kind of response every single time. For me, if you have some sort of dignity, you wouldn't want that kind of reaction and since people aren't going to change, maybe you should dress more modestly. You can still look good with more of your body covered.

If you're comfortable with yourself, fantastic! The thing is you can still be a respectable woman but wearing modest clothing, while still looking cute/beautiful/hot, or whatever you're going for. I really wish more women could be comfortable with their NATURAL beauty and not think they have to strive for some manufactured idea.
#636 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well we did tell you too you appreciate your body because we appreciate it, if we thought that skirts made women ugly you wouldn't wear them because you wouldn't appreciate it then.
User avatar #616 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
You make me ashamed to me a female funny junker.
#623 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact that you need to specify your gender makes me ashamed.
User avatar #626 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact that you feel like you need to tell her what to do makes me ashamed.
#631 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact of i haven't asked for her number makes me ashamed. Cause shes gotta be pretty easy and showing off her big tits alot.
#629 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
The fact that you feel the need to tell me how to dress pisses me off.

Her needing to specify her gender implies that there is something different to being a female funnyjunker. Sorry, your vagina doesn't make you special, sweetheart.
User avatar #638 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
So Having a vagina doesn't make you special. Yet you not only mention you are a female, but basically explain to everyone that you are a whore, and enjoy being one. Don't expect someone to give a fuck about what you say just because you're a raging whore who got butt hurt over a post on funnyjunk.
#650 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, having a vagina doesn't make me special. Which means I can dress like I want, fuck like I want, and talk how I want. JUST LIKE THE BOYS CAN

You're the one who was like 'mah I'm a female who's on funnyjunk and I'm aaashhhammed and also you're a whore for thinking your body belongs to yourself."
User avatar #652 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
Woah. Calm your tits before they fall out of your shirt love.
User avatar #633 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
PFFFTTT
I. JUST. STOPPED GIVING A FUCK.
YOUR A WHORE
A SLUT
A CUNT.
GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN.
there, now have a feminist freakout in the corner.
#637 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
If you stopped giving a fuck, why are you still all butthurt over someone pointing out your bullshit.

Oh, bby blocked me, truly, i'm saddened. :((((

Also, srsly? If you're gonna call me a promiscuous woman, a sex worker, and a vagina, as well as to get back to my place of work, then you can at least be gramatically correct about it, bby.
User avatar #640 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
thanks calling baby, turns me on;)

But I blocked you because im done.

Nunight.
User avatar #609 - aiiray (06/18/2012) [-]
>.>
#608 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
... I've been arguing my point all. fucking. day.


So you know what? deal with it. If it offends you go to the next fucking picture.
#614 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Don't wanna argue your point? Don't post sexist bullshit.
#628 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Dont want to look like an idiot? Dont argue with one.
User avatar #630 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
good anon :D
#611 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
I don't give a fuck if you've been arguing all day. If it offends me, I have a right to say so. I'm not going to fucking deal with it. I get told to deal with misogyny every day. GUESS WHO AIN'T DEALIN.
#619 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Yeah i agree with her i was just thinking to myself here why the fuck does everyone have to judge sluts based on how much of there tits are showing? I think its perfectly reasonable, its like a big sign saying "You've got a chance to get lucky" or "Dont easte your time"
User avatar #617 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
Fine. Just don't fucking shit down my neck and tell me to grow the fuck up.

5000+ people agree with me. lots of them girls.
Be glad you get to be the only person to rustle my gimmies today.


#620 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
It's called internalized misogyny. Girls can be sexist too. Sexism is normal in our culture, that's why you got 5000 thumbs.

Guess what?

THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE IT OKAY.
#625 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
Again. Read some of my comments below.

I've been doing this shit for like, 10 hours.

Right now, I'm not really leaning towards the argumental me,
and more of the "fuck off me"
#632 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Don't want it, don't post it. Simple as that. You have no right to attack someone else's choices and then whine when someone calls you out for yours.
User avatar #642 - rainbowrollcake (06/18/2012) [-]
The post has nothing to do with telling girls to stop dressing like that. it's more just stop demanding so much respect if you're gonna dress like a slut. It's like killing someone, then expecting to be rewarded, instead of persecuted.
User avatar #635 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
I'll post it.
Because i dont care.
#641 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
>say you don't care

>continue to be butthurt

SOUNDS LIKE SOUND LOGIC GUISE
User avatar #643 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
shhh... shhhh... it's time to stop now.
#624 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well 5000 people think its okay.
#634 - jocelynque (06/18/2012) [-]
Right, because FunnyJunk is totally a beacon of morality and ethics.
#639 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
Well your here arnt you? And you seem to be the expert on what is and isnt okay.
User avatar #647 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
just, stop.
She's a cunt.
Just drop it.
BTW jocelyn, try not to use your real name on funnyjunk.
I found you on facebook in under 3 seconds.
#648 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
is she hot?
User avatar #651 - napkinlover (06/18/2012) [-]
no. no she is not.
#653 - anonymous (06/18/2012) [-]
That would explain all the anger she has at this post
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