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Gender: male
Age: 26
Steam Profile: joaonatalino98
Consoles Owned: X-box
X-box Gamertag: joaonat
Date Signed Up:7/26/2011
Last Login:8/18/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8 total,  15 ,  7
Comment Thumbs: 118 total,  179 ,  61
Content Level Progress: 20.33% (12/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/1)
Level 68 Comments: FJ Cultist → Level 69 Comments: FJ Cultist
Content Views:2238
Total Comments Made:110
FJ Points:142
Brazilian fagget, not much of a poster, more of a commentator.

latest user's comments

#171 - enough man 01/21/2013 on Best. Logic. Ever. +4
#184 - models/props mvm/mvm human_skull.mdl Just played… 01/21/2013 on tumblr in one picture 0
#33 - related... 01/19/2013 on Oh my fuck, it's moving!... 0
#327 - Yup, I live in Brazil, and I know how it feels like. 01/19/2013 on WHY I HATE MY COUNTRY 0
#12 - I'VE NOTICED YOU MY DEAR, GIVE ME A HUG. 01/19/2013 on Just think they're not there. 0
#40 - Which things would you be able to do with some chunks of dog m… 01/18/2013 on YouRather...made me lol +3
#92 - didn't notice that, thank you! Here's a cool gif for you. 01/18/2013 on Duct-Tape Art Op Delivers +2
#87 - OP, could you please post a picture of it and a ruler by it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Duct-Tape Art Op Delivers +1
User avatar #90 - hellspawner (01/18/2013) [-]
the pencil was about 6 inches. use that for referance
#92 - joaonat (01/18/2013) [-]
didn't notice that, thank you!
Here's a cool gif for you.
#5 - oh God, bet there are some anons just comment-spammin' this po…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Just think they're not there. 0
#6 - Ken M (01/18/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE
You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#112 - No man, smurfs are evil. 01/18/2013 on I lov Urban dictionary 0
#47 - oh you 01/18/2013 on stick up 0
#45 - And by that you meant portal 2, episode 2 right? 01/18/2013 on Upgrade! +9
#17 - probabry 01/18/2013 on sicurity +4
#31 - We must destroy homo-sapiens and grow the blue-username-sapien…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on I lov Urban dictionary 0
User avatar #110 - blargchikahonkhonk (01/18/2013) [-]
so smurfs then
#112 - joaonat (01/18/2013) [-]
No man, smurfs are evil.
#88 - don't do it man, don't be THAT dumb. 01/17/2013 on Yaaar... +2
#46 - Do you really want that?Good God..  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Jump! We'll catch you!... +4
#51 - Ken M (12/23/2012) [-]
I want the link too...
User avatar #60 - klaatu (12/23/2012) [-]
I'd like a link too please.
#95 - Ken M (12/23/2012) [-]
me too
#26 - What if there is a massive orgy?!Will the government ban sex?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2012 on Basically -19
User avatar #27 - triarii (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't see orgies harming anyone
#69 - blbrian (12/17/2012) [-]
Damn right
#2390 - Not like I am expecting a SEA OF RED THUMBS, but mmkay 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +9
#204 - Because on the 16th century (I guess) they had ******** … 12/15/2012 on Kebab 0
#59 - Oh what a nice cute woma-JESUS CHRIST!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2012 on Is this possible? +5
#147 - parralax (12/15/2012) [-]
**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Those Damn Canadians **I'd still hit it...
#33 - I bet that it is going to blow itself apart sooner or later...… 12/15/2012 on Chemistree +2
#51 - WHY MUST YOU SPREAD THIS EVIL ANGEL RACE, ISN'T AMY AND RORY ENOUGH?! 11/28/2012 on I think it'll take you... 0
#30 - MELON MAN, MELON!DO'NT YOU UNDERSTAND? 11/27/2012 on Breast Reduction... 0
#14 - watcha gonna do about it? 11/27/2012 on The Standoff +2
#951 - Oh gooooood...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on WTF IS THIS MADNESS 0
#977 - Lambda (05/12/2012) [-]
What I thought reading your comment.
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