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Date Signed Up:4/12/2011
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#5 - I think we should call it "Tim" 21 hours ago on Rap Dub WebMs +3
#192 - Stop being so edgy, you're scaring Joshlol 03/04/2015 on Daaww +4
#96 - You bang a chick, next day she says : I'm prego  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Short horror stories +1
User avatar #113 - Sethorein (03/02/2015) [-]
With a grim realization you realize you fucked the pasta sauce. Now you must decide. Coat your pasta in the unholy amalgamation of your own seed and the unwitting tomato paste, or eat your pasta dry. Both are equally harrowing.
#14 - Source ?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2015 on 3D Games 0
#20 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
If my boner is correct, that would be Jordan Carver.
#58 - anonexplains (03/02/2015) [-]
My boner was just thinking about that as well
User avatar #17 - fightforfate (03/02/2015) [-]
yes please
#112 - Please tell us what did he said ! 03/02/2015 on Poor guy 0
#45 - Source ?! 03/01/2015 on I'm Hungry 0
#106 - Someone is butthurt 03/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #47 0
#11 - Soooo if a guy isn't getto black he isn't black ? Cuz that's k…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/28/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #47 +1
User avatar #80 - theexplodingcheez (02/28/2015) [-]
fuck off
User avatar #106 - joaomartins (03/01/2015) [-]
Someone is butthurt
User avatar #23 - Felris (02/28/2015) [-]
Listen to Childish Gambino or even some Earl Sweatshirt. It's a real thing. "Too black for the white kids, and too white for the blacks"
User avatar #107 - theexplodingcheez (03/01/2015) [-]
mah nigga
User avatar #76 - mumblesthepyro (02/28/2015) [-]
What's up with Childish Gambino? Everyone praises him but then I listen to his music and I don't get it. Any good suggestions from him or are you not a fan?
User avatar #84 - Felris (03/01/2015) [-]
There's people that praise him and people who think he's awful. The criticism I see the most is that his lyrics are really cheesy, and I can see that.
Most of his lyrics involve being depressed and alone, you'd probably have a better chance of liking him if you can relate to those I think that's a big part why I like him so much; but there's a lot of cheesy punchlines.

I actually really like him though.
You could try listening to because the internet with the script, but that might be a lot to ask. It used to be on becausetheinter.net but for some reason he blacked out the page. I think it's on rapgenius though.

Some individual songs:
From Camp: Some people really hate camp. I think it's ok, not great, but ok.

Heartbeat: I know a few people who don't like Gambino but like this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGGIrvWIFKw
Bonfire: One of his most aggressive songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1B_r9nC9k

From because the internet I love BTI, didn't like the 2nd half at first, but I've grown to love the whole thing.

III. Telegraph Ave: Probably my favourite song on the album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f-eDzkxcw
V. 3005: His most popular song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG35R8F2j8k
III. Urn: This is one of the second half songs I didn't like at first, now it's one of my favorites. Just singing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJp--nDcNI
II. Shadows: Good combination of his singing/rapping.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR5w3EufWOo
I. Pink Toes: I think this is the only happy song on the album, it was also the only 2nd half song I liked for awhile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKC2V8HCk6A
IV. Sweatpants: Just rapping. (Note: Urn is at the end of the music video)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4

Here's just a couple 2nd half songs, most of the above was first half, maybe if you don't like those you'll like these.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1GFGI0vHvk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=400V7McERA0


From STN/MNT & Kuai STN MNT is considered bad by even a lot of Gambino fans, Kuai is hit and miss. Kuai has a lot of singing, very little rapping.

Candler Road: Only song I'm gonna link from STN MNT. Pretty aggressive for Bino
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD55_dW4_qc
Sober: Probably my favorite off of Kuai.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew
Retro: Has some rapping, and some singing in a key maybe a bit higher than he's capable of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX5q2_k8NsI

Sorry that's kind of a lot of songs. Just listen to first 2 I listed for each album and that'll probably be plenty.
User avatar #111 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Okay, i'll give him a shot but I can't say i'm depressed or alone (not yet at least) also can I ask, what do you like about his songs? The lyrics, the music? Cause I normally care more about lyrics and how they're presented, I dunno maybe it's just me but I never really cared for the music as long as the lyrics were good.
User avatar #116 - Felris (03/01/2015) [-]
I definitely care more about the sound than the lyrics. I don't even really pay attention to lyrics until after I've listened to it a few times.
User avatar #126 - mumblesthepyro (03/01/2015) [-]
Ah, I think that's why I can't really enjoy childish gambino. I don't really get his lyrics half the time. I always feel like i'm missing something when listening to his music. Not saying he's bad though, just that I can't get into him. Well, thanks anyways for your time and thanks for the links. Maybe i'll listen to them again in a year and see if i've changed my mind then. Cheers.
#315 - 2) A fat cat 1) Cuz I love cats 02/28/2015 on Do you have a pet? +2
#124 - Is that thing a boy or a girl ? 02/28/2015 on tomoko finally gets some -1

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User avatar #65 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Hey you play ORAS? Because you thumbed up my content and you won a pokemon lvl 30+
User avatar #66 to #65 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
What ?
User avatar #61 to #60 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
A random guy on the internet insults you and you devote all this time and effort just to annoy him a bit ?
I don't know if I should feel embarrassed for knowing you or if I should feel impressed !
Either way, you're a faggot.
#63 to #62 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
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