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Date Signed Up:4/12/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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    Help a brother in is hour of need ! Help a brother in is hour of need !
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#54 - WHAT HAVE I ROLLED?!?! I'm going to be raped by red pinkies 33 minutes ago on Dickbutt's Wife -1
#52 - **joaomartins used "*roll picture*"** **joaomartins rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 34 minutes ago on Dickbutt's Wife -3
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#54 - joaomartins (33 minutes ago) [-]
WHAT HAVE I ROLLED?!?! I'm going to be raped by red pinkies
#68 - From methhead to hipster... Its a small progress 36 minutes ago on 90 days without meth 0
#23 - Rick and Mrty Season 3 4 hours ago on Help? 0
#11 - I give ger a 5 in her best day I would still ****** … 4 hours ago on Ravaging +1
#5 - I like fat black women 4 hours ago on any vouchers? -1
#18 - **joaomartins used "*roll picture*"** **joaomartins rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on The Answer Is Clearly Potato -1
#20 - anon (40 minutes ago) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it. Go back to FB.
#11 - Or it was a worker who did it for the **** and giggles 4 hours ago on dealing with traitors 0
#16 - Take this softcore ******** out of my weebsite, you …  [+] (9 new replies) 4 hours ago on Bubble butt +11
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#26 - reggaemortis (1 hour ago) [-]
"weebsite"
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#35 - theugandanhero (1 hour ago) [-]
It's funny because that's like, half of it haha
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#37 - reggaemortis (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeh is fucking good right. Imma use that, man.
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#38 - theugandanhero (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm going to go to the /anime/ board and tell them what the deal is
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#39 - reggaemortis (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey go for it bro
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#40 - theugandanhero (57 minutes ago) [-]
Done and done.
Wasn't ironically shitposted however so I'm waiting to see if it's a shitstorm or an engaging conversation
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#41 - reggaemortis (54 minutes ago) [-]
It'll probably get thumbed down a little or not thumbed at all because it doesn't have anime tiddies in it.
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#42 - theugandanhero (52 minutes ago) [-]
Damn
Once again I'm foiled by big anime tiddies
#21 - That the only snake that i ok to kiss is the trouser snake 5 hours ago on JustGirlyThings +17
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User avatar #111 - RevengeNL (11/21/2015) [-]
you are the best
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User avatar #112 to #111 - joaomartins ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Thanks, but why ?
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User avatar #113 to #112 - RevengeNL (11/21/2015) [-]
the tranny comments :')
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User avatar #114 to #113 - joaomartins ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Ohhhh that! I'm just sick of seeing that ugly mug everywhere! ******* hell, the only thing I hate more than a stupid ugly bitch is a stupid ugly bitch that thinks she is hot
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User avatar #115 to #114 - RevengeNL (11/21/2015) [-]
the low standards the guys on **** have sometimes makes me think i'm surrounded by literal mongloids
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User avatar #116 to #115 - joaomartins ONLINE (11/21/2015) [-]
Right on brother! I ****** some girls like her but for ***** sake when Imfaping I like to see 8 and 9 out of 10!
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User avatar #95 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
testing
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User avatar #68 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
That guy in your profile picture looks like he has a microbenis
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User avatar #69 to #68 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
wut
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User avatar #70 to #69 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
He looks like a guy with a small penis
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User avatar #71 to #70 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
It's Ron Jeremy
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User avatar #72 to #71 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Well.. this is awkward.
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User avatar #73 to #72 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Yes it is
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User avatar #74 to #73 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Actually I was jk
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User avatar #75 to #74 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You just wanted a bit of attention
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User avatar #76 to #75 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Well don't we all.
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User avatar #77 to #76 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
You don't even have a clue
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User avatar #78 to #77 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Hmm.. not sure if you're agreeing with me or not
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User avatar #79 to #78 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Tottally agreeing with you
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User avatar #80 to #79 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Can't even tell if you're being sarcastic here so I guess I'll just leave in my obscurity. Probably sarcastic. **** , this is like a replay from what happened to me in a facebook chat once.
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User avatar #81 to #80 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I'm not being sarcastic
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User avatar #82 to #81 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
******* hate it when these things happen. -_- sorry
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User avatar #83 to #82 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I am not being sarcastic, calm down. TO be fair I kindda enjoing the company
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User avatar #84 to #83 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I mean, I hate when I don't understand if someones being sarcastic or not

Ahh, i see, well we can talk some more then. You're from Portugal, no?
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User avatar #85 to #84 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Yes I am, you ?
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User avatar #86 to #85 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Cold land of Sweden... actually.. part of this country is gonna have the same temperature as Spain in a few days.
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User avatar #87 to #86 - joaomartins ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Hum, interasting. Age ?
User avatar #88 to #87 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
18 going on 19
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User avatar #65 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
Hey you play ORAS? Because you thumbed up my content and you won a pokemon lvl 30+
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User avatar #66 to #65 - joaomartins ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
What ?
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User avatar #61 to #60 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
A random guy on the internet insults you and you devote all this time and effort just to annoy him a bit ?
I don't know if I should feel embarrassed for knowing you or if I should feel impressed !
Either way, you're a faggot.
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#63 to #62 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #58 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Hey faggot remember this ?
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User avatar #103 to #101 - joshlol (08/25/2015) [-]
not really
why'd i post that
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User avatar #104 to #103 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Because we were bitching to each other like two idiots
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User avatar #105 to #104 - joshlol (08/25/2015) [-]
aww
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User avatar #106 to #105 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Yup... btw do you know how to block anons in the profile section ?
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User avatar #107 to #106 - joshlol (08/25/2015) [-]
should be a "block ip" button if you click that square thing on far right
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User avatar #108 to #107 - joaomartins ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
Humm, ok thanks joshlol, for the first time I'm proud of you
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