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jntcoolman

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/24/2015
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Content Ranking:#9335
Comment Ranking:#7113
Highest Content Rank:#2095
Highest Comment Rank:#648
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#130 - song?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on You can download webm... 0
User avatar #138 - alimais (07/30/2014) [-]
nasheed ?
#1 - works 07/24/2014 on Sims 2 + All DLC Free! +58
#1559 - **jntcoolman rolls 742,904,042** 07/24/2014 on admin craps on your face 0
#54 - Picture 07/24/2014 on I cant wait for the future +2
#90 - Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Sneaking in Fallout +2
#92 - rheago has deleted their comment.
User avatar #91 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
*Epic instrumental*
User avatar #93 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
They have things like the atom bomb
User avatar #104 - dancininseptember (07/24/2014) [-]
for fuck sake, rheabae
User avatar #114 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Stee pls
User avatar #116 - stee (07/24/2014) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #117 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Well that had me confused for a second
User avatar #94 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKED UP. EVERYTHING IS RUINED
#96 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumb me down into oblivion pls
#87 - At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Sneaking in Fallout +2
User avatar #89 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
What do they see, Danny?

Ikr?
User avatar #90 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me

Ill let someone else go now
#92 - rheago has deleted their comment.
User avatar #91 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
*Epic instrumental*
User avatar #93 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
They have things like the atom bomb
User avatar #104 - dancininseptember (07/24/2014) [-]
for fuck sake, rheabae
User avatar #114 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Stee pls
User avatar #116 - stee (07/24/2014) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #117 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Well that had me confused for a second
User avatar #94 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKED UP. EVERYTHING IS RUINED
#96 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumb me down into oblivion pls
#85 - I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles  [+] (13 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Sneaking in Fallout +2
User avatar #86 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
You know you can get hurt that way, Daniel?
User avatar #87 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
this is fun
User avatar #89 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
What do they see, Danny?

Ikr?
User avatar #90 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me

Ill let someone else go now
#92 - rheago has deleted their comment.
User avatar #91 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
*Epic instrumental*
User avatar #93 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
They have things like the atom bomb
User avatar #104 - dancininseptember (07/24/2014) [-]
for fuck sake, rheabae
User avatar #114 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Stee pls
User avatar #116 - stee (07/24/2014) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #117 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Well that had me confused for a second
User avatar #94 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKED UP. EVERYTHING IS RUINED
#96 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumb me down into oblivion pls
#81 - I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed  [+] (15 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Sneaking in Fallout +3
User avatar #83 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
A magazine? What happens?
User avatar #85 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles
User avatar #86 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
You know you can get hurt that way, Daniel?
User avatar #87 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see
this is fun
User avatar #89 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
What do they see, Danny?

Ikr?
User avatar #90 - jntcoolman (07/24/2014) [-]
Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me

Ill let someone else go now
#92 - rheago has deleted their comment.
User avatar #91 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
*Epic instrumental*
User avatar #93 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
They have things like the atom bomb
User avatar #104 - dancininseptember (07/24/2014) [-]
for fuck sake, rheabae
User avatar #114 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Stee pls
User avatar #116 - stee (07/24/2014) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #117 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Well that had me confused for a second
User avatar #94 - alexandrz (07/24/2014) [-]
YOU FUCKED UP. EVERYTHING IS RUINED
#96 - rheago (07/24/2014) [-]
Thumb me down into oblivion pls
#113 - thank mr skeltal 07/24/2014 on good old times 0
#68 - Picture 07/22/2014 on extra fabulous comics +5
#7 - This is great. Thumb for you and I will be waiting for the next one. 07/22/2014 on The Adventure of Solaire... +2
#12 - Picture 07/18/2014 on Punchline +11
#63 - People get satisfaction from that? I always feel like a burden…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on The more you look... 0
#113 - unclewalrus (07/19/2014) [-]
Depends. It is slightly annoying when you just see your summoner sitting in a corner like a lemon, but on the other hand, as a summoner, you have one job above all else: DON'T DIE.
Let the sunbro and the dude wearing half of Germany's steel production deal with the thing, just make sure you make it to the end.
#774 - I keep getting stuck in Dark Souls 2. I suck so much at that game. 07/18/2014 on tell addy your feels 0
#1007273 - He told me and showed me what it means. I am going to try to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1007277 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
A good way to practice that would be to go to the first bonfire in FoFG, and try and hit at least 3 hollows each swing with a longsword, or 2 with a dagger. Keep doing it until you can perform it reliably.
#2093 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... +1
#177 - Raging at Dark Souls because I am a Casul meant to p… 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#170 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on weekend plans 0
#1007262 - My friend (who has beaten both games) tells me this all the ti…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1007271 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
ask him to elaborate on what he means by fluidity and i can try n help you there.
User avatar #1007273 - jntcoolman (07/18/2014) [-]
He told me and showed me what it means. I am going to try to explain it the best I can. Basicly he said "this is you" (saying to me) and he swung once at a wall turned around with the screen all choppily and slashed again and repeated it. He then showed me how he does it. He then proceeded to slash the wall with hitting the other wall in one smooth camera pan instead of moving it all choppily. Basically its how I pan the camera to hit multiple enemies at once. I think.
User avatar #1007277 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
A good way to practice that would be to go to the first bonfire in FoFG, and try and hit at least 3 hollows each swing with a longsword, or 2 with a dagger. Keep doing it until you can perform it reliably.
#1007261 - Sadly, I cant respec because my friend (who helped me alot) pu… 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1006795 - Hey guys Ive been playing Dark Souls 2 lately and I am not gre…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1007017 - giinthir (07/18/2014) [-]
First off, from the moment you get into Rat Cave Fun times, go up the stairs, and take a 90 degree turn to your right, there'll be a ladder that leads up to the bonfire, which is right outside the boss fog.
User avatar #1006823 - dragondust (07/18/2014) [-]
You really shouldn't focus points into Dex and Str if you're not making a 40-40 quality build.
Respec if you can and focus on one while putting many points into vigor and endurance
User avatar #1007261 - jntcoolman (07/18/2014) [-]
Sadly, I cant respec because my friend (who helped me alot) pulled a sick joke on me because I needed Human Effigies. He said "go kill all the witches" so I did and he told me now I cant respec any of my skills. The reason why my strength and dex is so high is because I wanted to weild some great weapons I have, like the malformed skull, a twinblade, etc. I am now trying to get my faith up to 22 for the lighting spear and also get my attunement and intel up. I guess I will just grind and rekill the Heide knight in the Forest of Fallen Giants since I used a bonfire ascetic there.
#1006979 - gorilladinn (07/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #1006981 - dragondust (07/18/2014) [-]
Who the fuck is that supposed to be
User avatar #1006816 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
I;m not even saying this as a joke, but you gotta git gud. If there's something you're not good at to the point of being detrimental to your ability to progress, practice it. Can't roll too well? Find an enemy and learn its moves until you're confident with that enemy, clear it and move on.
User avatar #1007262 - jntcoolman (07/18/2014) [-]
My friend (who has beaten both games) tells me this all the time. I text him that "I just killed the Lost Sinner!" or "I just practically soloed the Smelter Demon, I had lucatiel and some other guy help me, and the other guy died early." ect. and he tells me that he wont be impressed until I get to the castle. Also he tells me I dont have good fluidity.
User avatar #1007271 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
ask him to elaborate on what he means by fluidity and i can try n help you there.
User avatar #1007273 - jntcoolman (07/18/2014) [-]
He told me and showed me what it means. I am going to try to explain it the best I can. Basicly he said "this is you" (saying to me) and he swung once at a wall turned around with the screen all choppily and slashed again and repeated it. He then showed me how he does it. He then proceeded to slash the wall with hitting the other wall in one smooth camera pan instead of moving it all choppily. Basically its how I pan the camera to hit multiple enemies at once. I think.
User avatar #1007277 - bendeman (07/18/2014) [-]
A good way to practice that would be to go to the first bonfire in FoFG, and try and hit at least 3 hollows each swing with a longsword, or 2 with a dagger. Keep doing it until you can perform it reliably.
User avatar #1006807 - slandersalamander (07/18/2014) [-]
You put way too many levels into strength and dex.
User avatar #1006801 - kosmic (07/18/2014) [-]
make sure you are under 70%. Fat rolling and shit. Also it is better to roll into the attacks for most enemies.
#90 - The servers for WOT like to spike at points. Everyone has thos… 07/18/2014 on Lag 0
#89 - Yes! WOT on FJ on the frontpage! 07/18/2014 on Lag +37
#1545 - **jntcoolman rolls 258,428,302** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#22 - Then why does it display a Pz 38 Na (German tank)?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on It’s All I Can Think Of 0
#24 - electrobe (07/17/2014) [-]
I think it is referring to the anime Girls und Panzer where they drive one of those tanks Also it is a Pz 38t
Gif related, the golden tank is the tank in the picture.

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User avatar #5 - Byte ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
For the glory of satan, jntcoolman cries
as the darklord himself began to rise
but it was to late, before he could realize
it was not the devil who met his eyes

Rising from the one true hell
riddled with muscles, in no way thin
flexing pony love, chubby face, the throbbing bell
with ban hammer in tow. the one, the only Admin
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #1 - manca (12/21/2013) [-]
first to come first to be served:
BRING ME YO' MAMMA
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