Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Buy your amazon goods through FJ's link.
Just click this link and search for any product you want. FJ gets a 6% commission on everything you buy.

jnovuse    

Rank #680 on Subscribers
jnovuse Avatar Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to jnovuse Block jnovuse Invite jnovuse to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Date Signed Up:3/10/2014
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Las Vegas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#12085
Comment Ranking:#10092
Highest Content Rank:#203
Highest Comment Rank:#121
Content Thumbs: 11092 total,  13241 ,  2149
Comment Thumbs: 7957 total,  8461 ,  504
Content Level Progress: 5% (5/100)
Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:117
Content Views:481898
Times Content Favorited:2242 times
Total Comments Made:1947
FJ Points:14709
Favorite Tags: jnovuse (20) | admin (9) | Not (4) | your (4) | Big (3) | brother (3) | do (3) | OC (3) | You (3) | and (2) | bro (2) | Cold (2) | did (2) | Edition (2) | Even (2) | facts (2) | funny (2) | heart (2) | is (2) | Junk (2)
"The choices we have made, define who we are; but remember, it's never too late, to choose now, who you want to be..." - jnovuse

Rewards

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny text/links

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

1 2 3 > [ 15 Funny Pictures Total ]
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny gifs

latest user's comments

#48 - False, killing oneself is not a natural or healthy act for a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2014 on If heaven exists -2
#51 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
the Christian bible is quite explicit in saying that if you kill yourself you're going to hell, ergo, you're pretentious, condescending and wrong. I think he was a jew though, and most jews don't believe in heaven.
User avatar #66 - djcoldcutz (08/13/2014) [-]
No where in the Bible does it state that killing yourself will keep you out of heaven.
That is completely contradictory to the Gospel message.
#1 - That is a NICE BIKE! GJ Bro! 08/12/2014 on Got a new bike 0
#259 - thank you for the shout out wherestheredbullat! 08/06/2014 on Imgur motivation 0
#16217 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #16305 - unncommon (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't think everyone in those pictures even lifts.
User avatar #16222 - scoobydoobydo (08/05/2014) [-]
Loled at 8g of carbs per meal.
#640 - 28. Insurance Producer. I am actually quite happy, and have no… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +2
#36 - I call BS, the alcohol in those products would cause burning i… 07/14/2014 on so much smarts +2
#608 - My friend wanted to know if you think I'm cute. 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up 0
#52 - ... Your the Daddy, and I'M the Big Brother! 07/10/2014 on who wants me to be your big... 0
#63 - **jnovuse rolled user entername ** is it still prostitutio…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on rekt +18
#145 - anonymous (07/10/2014) [-]
That's called dating. I know you're unfamiliar with the concept.
#65 - entername (07/10/2014) [-]
#1217 - **jnovuse rolled image ** Don't ask me where I smuggled it... 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0

user's channels

Join Subscribe funnyjunkgym
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 200005 / Total items point value: 400005

Comments(156):

[ 156 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #158 - studbeefpile (08/11/2014) [-]
Where you been?
User avatar #152 - anonymousperson (06/23/2014) [-]
bro
you should use your colored text
User avatar #155 to #152 - jnovuse (06/26/2014) [-]
Maybe, I kinda like white text
User avatar #152 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Ello there mate.
User avatar #153 to #152 - jnovuse (06/25/2014) [-]
How are you friend?
User avatar #154 to #153 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I've had the worst cabin fever for a good month or two now. But other than that can't complain. You?
User avatar #156 to #154 - jnovuse (07/01/2014) [-]
Just working and getting by, kind of cruise control at the moment. Whats keepin you in the cabin?
User avatar #157 to #156 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Aint' got anywhere to be so I don't really go anywhere.
#150 - grimandevil has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #151 to #150 - jnovuse (04/24/2014) [-]
You absolutely can!
User avatar #147 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
So I've created a really lore-important NPC in my project dedicated to ya lad.
User avatar #148 to #147 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
aww! I am so honored! will I be able to see the likeness?
User avatar #149 to #148 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Oh very much so. He's going to be the NPC that is VERY much in contact with your character regardless of your faction, and the closest thing to a faction leader to the independent players.
User avatar #143 - BroadSword (04/17/2014) [-]
Just wanted to thank you for your post. Been putting off going back to the gym for awhile now, and that post was the final little nudge I needed.
User avatar #145 to #143 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
You are the man Keep it up and never let the fire die down! Keep in touch! Thank you so much
#142 - SnacksJr ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey man, I just wanted to drop a line and say that your post finally motivated me to go back to the gym today. Its a wonderful stepping stone for me because now I have a plan and an idea what to do once I get in. I think im going to mix in Couch to 5K with it also, so get that cardio in. Ill keep you updated on my gains. Wish me luck!   
Im going to start with the next 2 days drinking the water and eating healthy, along with some yoga to help stretch out the old bones (I have severely bad shoulders and hips due to several medical complications) and then going to start this weekend and then the Couch to 5K Monday.   
Pic related, >mfw cooling down at the gym with motivational music.
Hey man, I just wanted to drop a line and say that your post finally motivated me to go back to the gym today. Its a wonderful stepping stone for me because now I have a plan and an idea what to do once I get in. I think im going to mix in Couch to 5K with it also, so get that cardio in. Ill keep you updated on my gains. Wish me luck!
Im going to start with the next 2 days drinking the water and eating healthy, along with some yoga to help stretch out the old bones (I have severely bad shoulders and hips due to several medical complications) and then going to start this weekend and then the Couch to 5K Monday.
Pic related, >mfw cooling down at the gym with motivational music.
User avatar #144 to #142 - jnovuse (04/20/2014) [-]
Awesome! You motivate ME! I have been hitting the workouts and diet hard I would love to do yoga.. would help so much with Muay Thai! Thank you for commenting! Keep in touch k?
User avatar #146 to #144 - SnacksJr ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah man, ofcourse! Check out these 2 videos, they are absolutely amazing!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o0kNeOyH98
and
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-fiy4AqmrE

Those 2 combined make for an awesome hour workout that really stretches me out and makes me even sweat a little. That yoga channel is awesome for beginners. I am even about to add www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTicuDqMuq8 for an extra 20 mins a day. I think it will really benefit me before I got into a gym to help avoid any tendon or stretching injuries.
User avatar #139 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Ello mate, how are you?
User avatar #140 to #139 - jnovuse (04/15/2014) [-]
I am well, how are you?
User avatar #141 to #140 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Eh, not bad not bad. My head dev finally reappeared yesterday so that much is good.
User avatar #129 - rahtoga (04/11/2014) [-]
My IQ has been tested already, 152.
User avatar #131 to #129 - jnovuse (04/11/2014) [-]
That close to mensa levels! Awesome rahtoga! I was around there a couple of years back, I don't know how I measure up now... Book smarts? Not sure... But life experience? I could kick my old a** all day
User avatar #132 to #131 - rahtoga (04/11/2014) [-]
IQ doesn't depend on age.
User avatar #133 to #132 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
It can change over age, primarily childhood. Someone with a 165 at 3, might be a 125 as an adult.
User avatar #134 to #133 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
But if you tested it around 10, it probably won't change.
User avatar #135 to #134 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
Mine was tested around 14 or so, by good old AOL lol. No official test score :p Was yours official? Or just an internet test?
User avatar #136 to #135 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
It was official. Internet tests don't work and aren't accurate.
User avatar #137 to #136 - jnovuse (04/14/2014) [-]
Well how cool is that? An official test and score, that places you 52 points above average!
User avatar #138 to #137 - rahtoga (04/14/2014) [-]
^^ And 22 points above the point where you get the title 'gifted'.
User avatar #125 - realreality (04/11/2014) [-]
Hey! I just wanted to let you know I'm taking you up on your offer on venting and I'll be doing that from now on by PMing you. I hope that's okay
User avatar #126 to #125 - jnovuse (04/11/2014) [-]
Absolutely! I will do my best to assist
User avatar #127 to #126 - realreality (04/11/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #104 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
How are you today lad?
User avatar #105 to #104 - jnovuse (04/08/2014) [-]
I am ok, how are you?
User avatar #106 to #105 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Eh, playin' DoTA, recording Bioshock, compressing videos, sitting doin' jack **** . Hahaha. Ever since I stopped takin' on freelance jobs my life has gotten A LOT more boring.
User avatar #107 to #106 - jnovuse (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah? Work is good for a man, what made you stop doing freelance?
User avatar #108 to #107 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I made my own dev team and started up my own project.
User avatar #109 to #108 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
NICE! Care to go into some detail as to what your working on? I am interested
User avatar #116 to #109 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, it's essentially sending a big **** you to Nexon and redoing Maplestory to what it SHOULD have been, reworking story, classes, area, everything. So much so that it won't look like the same game if you've never played it before. Not much legally they could do to us with 99% custom assets in it either so haha. As long as we use a different name we're fine. But it's of course a very long project to implement so much into it it literally changes the entire base code of a game.
User avatar #122 to #116 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
Sound epic, post some progress when possible
User avatar #124 to #122 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm definitely going to. I always felt like Maplestory had the potential to be the next WoW, before Nexon decided to quite literally leave the majority of it half-finished and nuke its player base for the chance at ridiculous profits.
User avatar #100 - studbeefpile (04/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I wanna start off with saying what you're doing is absolutely fantastic. You've clearly helped a lot of people, and I hope you continue to do so. That being said, you could help a lot more people by changing your approach a bit. Right now you're being extremely aggressive - not necessarily in a hostile way, but aggressive nonetheless, namely all the constant "Remember, I'm your big brother!" stuff. Being that forward with people, and trying to sort of force yourself onto them can push people away. Now, I'm not saying you should be overly soft either, because then no one would notice you. What I suggest you learn to balance, is what many refer to as Tender Aggression. Simply put, that's being firm enough to convey a point, without being too pushy, but at the same time, not being too soft to the point that no one takes you seriously. Think about it this way, you often meed two kinds of people, 1 kind will shake your hand, and try to break it by squeezing as hard as they can, 2 will give you a limp hand, that conveys weakness. What I'm endorsing is a simply firm handshake, if that makes sense.

Anyway, like I said, you're doing great things, I'm just trying to help you to reach more people more efficiently. Keep up the good work, brother.
User avatar #102 to #100 - jnovuse (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you for the support It is hard to find a balance, but I have only had one person so far think I was a douche, and I can't tell if they are trolling or not. MASTER LEVEL . Other than make content, and keep posting my name on it with a little "hit me up if you ever need to talk" I don't know what else to do. Do you have any ideas?
User avatar #103 to #102 - studbeefpile (04/06/2014) [-]
Just don't try too hard to force a name for yourself. Just keep doing what you've been doing, and the recognition and respect will follow naturally. If you keep pushing people to look at you like their big brother, it'll counter-intuitively push them away. Just let your actions speak for themselves and you'll be fine.
User avatar #97 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Update my whole face is swollen and hurts like hell I have ice on my face but its still really swollen
User avatar #98 to #97 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
It does take a day or too. Did you get your Dad to record it? Plus how crazy is it when you go to sleep and wake up, weird right? haha. Keep those pain meds going, don't want to get in too much pain hope all is well
User avatar #99 to #98 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
No my dad had the camera at the other house hes working on you feel really weird and you just black out and all I remember was my dad right by me so I didn't fall.
User avatar #110 to #99 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
How goes the recovery now?
User avatar #118 to #110 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Well most of the time I'm in a pissed off mood or high off the pain killers and part of my face is bruised.
User avatar #119 to #118 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
Aww im sorry it will get better.
User avatar #121 to #119 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh and I cant find anyone to draw for me and someone said on my skype that I looked eh
#95 - whtkid (04/05/2014) [-]
I liek you, you seem like a cool dude.

check out this awesome looking duck
Can you tell I came in here with no idea what to say?
User avatar #96 to #95 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, you seem like a cool dude too
I like ducks
User avatar #101 to #96 - whtkid (04/06/2014) [-]
I like ducks too, but wolfs are my favorite animal
User avatar #111 to #101 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
I was scared to death of wolves as a kid! But now, nothing scares me, well, except one thing.
#117 to #111 - whtkid (04/10/2014) [-]
What is it??

Is it snakes?
User avatar #120 to #117 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
lol, i have had a few snakes, no.
User avatar #88 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
hey you yes you
you seem nice would you care to be friends?
User avatar #89 to #88 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
Already accepted the request
User avatar #90 to #89 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
great, so aside from your work and funnyjunk what do you do for fun my new friend?
User avatar #91 to #90 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
I enjoy automobiles the most... driving. Don't get me started on that, haha!
I also enjoy ALOT of things, like Muay Thai
User avatar #92 to #91 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
if you could have one car what would you want i'd get a covini, look it up it's awesome
do you practice stances daily?
User avatar #93 to #92 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
unlimited budget? hm.. idk..
20k budget? Used 370Z Nismo, 6 speed.
10k? Trans Am, LS1 model.
5k? Lexus SC400 or SC300 with a 5 speed.
There are way too many... my list is huge, it just depends on whats available, and what I have to spend.

I practice Muay Thai daily, yes
User avatar #94 to #93 - badboywantsu (04/05/2014) [-]
awesome, i heard there is a new designer out there making sports cars 500k and up you design it you choose what goes into it it's an interesting company i wish i remembered the name.
I do meditation every day not in a religious way but just to relax i think i should get into the arts though it's good for fitness and self defense.
User avatar #112 to #94 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
It is good to get quiet time/meditation time everyday, at least 20 minutes, to just let your mind and body wind down. Definitely join a martial art, but make sure your teacher is good. A good sign, is they are patient, and willing to push a little, but not too hard.
User avatar #128 to #112 - badboywantsu (04/11/2014) [-]
that and they must be a good motivator in general
User avatar #77 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
**** man, someone hit my brand new car today. I don't even know if their insurance will cover this, it's a ******* Z06! ;w;
User avatar #78 to #77 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
How much damage you think? Most states minimum property damage is $10k
User avatar #79 to #78 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
It's pretty ****** up, I don't even know, this is the most expensive thing I've ever owned so haha.
User avatar #80 to #79 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
Take it to a trusted repair shop, if the person who hit you can't cover it, your own comprehensive will.
User avatar #81 to #80 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm just pissed over it. I mean this car is a ******* beauty! It's the kind I've always wanted, finally get it and a few weeks later some stupid **** who can't drive hits it.
User avatar #82 to #81 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
It would royally upset me to brother. IDK if I would be able to drive it after that, I get very very nit picky over my vehicles.. like OCD style, haha
User avatar #83 to #82 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Haha, eh this car is too ******* amazing not to drive. On another note, you notice the ads on FJ just auto-redirecting now?
User avatar #84 to #83 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
I havent seen them.. put in a response to admin? i think there is a contact on the left side.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Apparently Gamespy is shutting down multiplayer service at the end of next month.
User avatar #86 to #85 - jnovuse (04/04/2014) [-]
DUFUQ!?! Gamespy has been around for AGES
User avatar #87 to #86 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I know, it's a bit surprising, don't Crysis 1 and 2 run off Gamespy? Or did they switch to EA servers?
User avatar #113 to #87 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
That I don't know. How comes the Corvette? Repairs done yet?
#73 - rahtoga has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #73 - jnovuse (04/03/2014) [-]
You were not kidding! I love you too
#76 to #74 - rahtoga has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
So, how are you today mate?
User avatar #68 to #67 - jnovuse (04/01/2014) [-]
Doing well, just working hard. How are you?
User avatar #69 to #68 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Not too bad. A tad miffed because I can't seem to find a DECENT video compressor. The last one I tried tanked the videos frame rate from 120 to 9-13 (bleugh). Other than that I've just been sitting playing random games I haven't touched in ages, pulled out my Gamecube to play the best RPG of all time that only a handful of people seem to know about Skies of Arcadia haha.
User avatar #71 to #69 - jnovuse (04/01/2014) [-]
h264 not working for ya?
User avatar #70 to #69 - jnovuse (04/01/2014) [-]
Nice There are so many good older RPG's out there... Chrono Trigger, Grandia II, Skies of Arcadia as well, and many more.
User avatar #72 to #70 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
Grandia II was simply stalwart yeah, so was Chrono Trigger of course. But SoA will always hold dearly in my heart, I mean it did EVERYTHING right, but, like all of SEGAs masterpieces, got completely ignored.

It's not the codec so much as the actual program I'm using seems to screw it up. I tried using Handbrake, but when it was compressing it it went from 120 frames in the raw footage to 9-13. I think it was 120, might have been 90. I set it as 120 in my MSI, and I'm running on two titans so I would ASSUME it would record correctly.
User avatar #114 to #72 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
Ever find a codec that worked for you? I need to play Skies of Arcadia again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - crimsontyyde ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I fixed it, the program I used literally had a Youtube 1080p option in MP4 so I used that haha.
User avatar #123 to #115 - jnovuse (04/10/2014) [-]
nice
#66 - lolofoeshow has deleted their comment [-]
#65 - lolofoeshow has deleted their comment [-]
[ 156 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)