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Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:5/24/2013
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latest user's comments

#2946685 - not a bad color, finally. 02/14/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2946656 - hi nig nogs  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2946661 - quincyadam (02/14/2013) [-]
hullo james
User avatar #2946660 - carnivalconviction (02/14/2013) [-]
hi
#2944211 - nasndf;klasdflalksdf; pleaaassseeee these ar… 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2944200 - # cute babies  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944255 - blastizard (02/13/2013) [-]
Why flag
User avatar #2944232 - yunoavailable (02/13/2013) [-]
why flagged, image wasn't that bad
User avatar #2944215 - awalkingdisaster (02/13/2013) [-]
babies aren't cute
User avatar #2944214 - Benka (02/13/2013) [-]
da fuck?
#2944207 - blastizard (02/13/2013) [-]
#2944131 - mrrrrrr i hate selling those. anything else, like gems?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944139 - jgcamaro (02/13/2013) [-]
not really
User avatar #2944211 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
nasndf;klasdflalksdf;

pleaaassseeee

these are worthless items to anyone but brownie, and I really don't want to sell tokens, and I don't have moldy sets or lottery tickets.
#2944123 - gib picks okokokokookokok  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944133 - guava (02/13/2013) [-]
nope lel
#2944117 - yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944127 - martiini (02/13/2013) [-]
welkam to club
#2944112 - thanks for the money, mom.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944126 - narwhalsnballs (02/13/2013) [-]
Anything to keep you from looking like a hobo.
#2944110 - i had a girlfriend once once 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2944106 - thanks beb 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2944103 - hi i got a haricut  [+] (11 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944115 - martiini (02/13/2013) [-]
Shaved your balls?
User avatar #2944117 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #2944127 - martiini (02/13/2013) [-]
welkam to club
User avatar #2944114 - guava (02/13/2013) [-]
same
User avatar #2944123 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
gib picks okokokokookokok
User avatar #2944133 - guava (02/13/2013) [-]
nope lel
User avatar #2944109 - narwhalsnballs (02/13/2013) [-]
About time.
User avatar #2944112 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
thanks for the money, mom.
User avatar #2944126 - narwhalsnballs (02/13/2013) [-]
Anything to keep you from looking like a hobo.
User avatar #2944104 - heylookitsdubs (02/13/2013) [-]
looks good
User avatar #2944106 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
thanks beb
#2944096 - That's an average of 18 per drop 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2944084 - gibgibgib what do you want for them?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944098 - jgcamaro (02/13/2013) [-]
i like tokens/moldy sets/lottery tickets
User avatar #2944131 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
mrrrrrr i hate selling those.

anything else, like gems?
User avatar #2944139 - jgcamaro (02/13/2013) [-]
not really
User avatar #2944211 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
nasndf;klasdflalksdf;

pleaaassseeee

these are worthless items to anyone but brownie, and I really don't want to sell tokens, and I don't have moldy sets or lottery tickets.
#2944081 - that's incredible, who made that?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2944169 - brownieshivers (02/13/2013) [-]
i don't remember lol
#2943159 - My record is 256 items in 10 minutes, so I figure 256 x 6 = 15…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2943168 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
yes but that's your record, can you do that for a full hour, and get that every hour?
and how many items per drop is that? I can only do 12 due to my iffy internet
User avatar #2944096 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
That's an average of 18 per drop
#2943108 - yeah revenge, too 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943106 - crabf.ace a.quae and someone else aq.uae gift…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2943108 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
yeah revenge, too
#2943078 - so leave and take all items >:) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943072 - buying dicks 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943050 - 3 formers 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943048 - going to get a haircut, I'll take full nude pics later today s…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943068 - carnivalconviction (02/13/2013) [-]
You fucking better, I cant fap to this anymore
User avatar #2943057 - ffffyou (02/13/2013) [-]
good thing you're getting a haircut then
User avatar #2943055 - ilikerapingmen (02/13/2013) [-]
hi
bye
User avatar #2943053 - bumbie (02/13/2013) [-]
gibe pics
User avatar #2943052 - martiini (02/13/2013) [-]
Please don't come back.
#2943024 - 1k is like nothing, that's 40 minutes of collecting.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2943122 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
Well it's more like an hour, even picking up like 12 items a drop
User avatar #2943159 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
My record is 256 items in 10 minutes, so I figure 256 x 6 = 1536 or something, and 1000 is 65% of that, so 65% of an hour is 39 minutes, so that's what I'm basing it off of.
User avatar #2943168 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
yes but that's your record, can you do that for a full hour, and get that every hour?
and how many items per drop is that? I can only do 12 due to my iffy internet
User avatar #2944096 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
That's an average of 18 per drop
#2943018 - leeeedle 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943015 - not by any specific time, but in total I need another 8k, but … 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
#2943000 - I sold the last super clino for 3k, but I'd be willing to haggle.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/13/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #2943016 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
yeah I would have to think about doing 1k, nvm i'm sure you'll find someone who wants to do it
User avatar #2943024 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
1k is like nothing, that's 40 minutes of collecting.
User avatar #2943122 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
Well it's more like an hour, even picking up like 12 items a drop
User avatar #2943159 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
My record is 256 items in 10 minutes, so I figure 256 x 6 = 1536 or something, and 1000 is 65% of that, so 65% of an hour is 39 minutes, so that's what I'm basing it off of.
User avatar #2943168 - capslockrage (02/13/2013) [-]
yes but that's your record, can you do that for a full hour, and get that every hour?
and how many items per drop is that? I can only do 12 due to my iffy internet
User avatar #2944096 - jmezfm (02/13/2013) [-]
That's an average of 18 per drop
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User avatar #5951 - ronkfjoll (2 hours ago) [-]
Congrats on #1
User avatar #5952 to #5951 - jmezfm (2 hours ago) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #5948 - ifuckedyou (16 hours ago) [-]
are you trading the spare living poop?
User avatar #5950 to #5948 - jmezfm (12 hours ago) [-]
no sorry man, mike wanted it as one of the last items he gets. I'm gonna surprise gift it to him today/when he decides to leave
User avatar #5947 - lordvegeta (17 hours ago) [-]
hi can i buy sex with u
User avatar #5949 to #5947 - jmezfm (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah sure send me a trad
User avatar #5946 - thatonesaint (18 hours ago) [-]
Sorry if i'm bother you, but just wanted to say Gratz on being top items
User avatar #5944 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
can i buy crates with ore
User avatar #5945 to #5944 - jmezfm (19 hours ago) [-]
no
User avatar #5943 - Vegetaftfw (20 hours ago) [-]
Thanks (:
User avatar #5936 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
so can i buy some fortune tix or crates
User avatar #5937 to #5936 - jmezfm (21 hours ago) [-]
lotto tickets i guess
User avatar #5938 to #5937 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
ok idk how much ore per ticket
User avatar #5939 to #5938 - jmezfm (21 hours ago) [-]
uh idk like 100 fab ore or somthin????????????????????????
User avatar #5940 to #5939 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
okay
User avatar #5941 to #5940 - jmezfm (20 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah i forgot i dont want to do that anymore because thats unfair

200:1 is better ok
User avatar #5942 to #5941 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
sure.
User avatar #5929 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
i can sell you some ore, what's up for trade
User avatar #5930 to #5929 - jmezfm (21 hours ago) [-]
idk what do you want
User avatar #5931 to #5930 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
pet crates and lottery of fortunes to start
User avatar #5932 to #5931 - jmezfm (21 hours ago) [-]
what about coal
User avatar #5933 to #5932 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
not really, I'm also buying iron but if you're collecting ore I doubt you'd sell that
User avatar #5934 to #5933 - jmezfm (21 hours ago) [-]
why are you going for fortune tickets if youre not going for coal
User avatar #5935 to #5934 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
they have some iron and some runic stuff and I don't like paying 10 rits per coal (or the equivalent of 10 rits in ores)
User avatar #5927 - shedrule ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
a lot of random crap that is no use for me to going your way and something helpful going my way. yes iim going to accept
User avatar #5928 to #5927 - shedrule ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
thank you btw
User avatar #5925 - shedrule ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]
are you really selling your potatoes for ores?
User avatar #5926 to #5925 - jmezfm (23 hours ago) [-]
oh yeah
i forgot
lol yeah i'll send now
User avatar #5923 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
could I possibly buy one of your 2 fab torsos
User avatar #5924 to #5923 - jmezfm (23 hours ago) [-]
no sorry
User avatar #5908 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
I just spent 15 minutes sending a trade and my browser crashed
Can you send me all your gem recipes minus one for Iandmines item? Please and thanks
User avatar #5909 to #5908 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
really?
holy shit
let me pay you some rits for it, too, once I get them.
User avatar #5910 to #5909 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
Yes really, send the trade
And no it's ok I'm only going for 15M
User avatar #5911 to #5910 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
why not 20m, you're almost there, sort of.
User avatar #5912 to #5911 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
Because I'm done now
User avatar #5913 to #5912 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
holy shit dude.
thats crazy....
User avatar #5914 to #5913 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
What is?
User avatar #5915 to #5914 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
that you're so close to finishing your goal

and also that trade, thank you so much. you really are the best fucking collector on this site.
User avatar #5916 to #5915 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
Well I just want to quit, so 15M is enough, at least I know that'll never be topped
And I'm not sure about that one
User avatar #5917 to #5916 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
well, if I ever make a goal, I'll make it 14,999,999 rits, lol
User avatar #5918 to #5917 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
That'll be fun
I'm gonna start selling my stuff super cheap when I get home
User avatar #5919 to #5918 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
alright ( remember that I'm buying the turbo gay please! I'll be done collecting tokens for it tonight, so hold onto that for me, please
User avatar #5920 to #5919 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
Ya I got you
I'll just send the trade when I get home
User avatar #5921 to #5920 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
I might be home later than you though, so I might not have the rits by then. I'll be home around 5-ish.
User avatar #5922 to #5921 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to send at like 3
User avatar #5906 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
Plunging overflows
Revenge got 3 from the 1k you gifted him
And yeah np, you were about to get ripped off and he knew it
User avatar #5907 to #5906 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
thank you so much
my savior
a true hero of fj
User avatar #5902 - nippuhl (05/23/2013) [-]
JAMES NO
CHECK LIVING POOP AMOUNT IN CIRCULATION
THEY DROP FROM OVERFLOWS
User avatar #5905 to #5902 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
as in from plunging overflows or from flushing toilets
User avatar #5904 to #5902 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
oh fuck yo
thank you so much.
User avatar #5890 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
do you have any interest in buying a living poop
User avatar #5891 to #5890 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #5892 to #5891 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
what is it worth to you
User avatar #5893 to #5892 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
a lot i guess
what ar eyou looking for
User avatar #5894 to #5893 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
tickets/tokens I guess, and I'm not sure of the approximate value
User avatar #5895 to #5894 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
ok well im buying a bunch of different things at the moment with tickets so it might be awhile.
User avatar #5897 to #5895 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
let me know if you have an idea of value
User avatar #5898 to #5897 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
idk like 350k rits
User avatar #5899 to #5898 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
I can try to hang onto it for you if you want. I wouldn't sell unless I got a crazy offer. I could probably hold it for a week at most
User avatar #5900 to #5899 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
it would take so long to get 350k rits for anyone who doesn't already have it, so a week isn't long enough, but I could try to trade you items that would have the same value in rits as straight up 350k rits
User avatar #5901 to #5900 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
ok I can probably do that. I am tired and I'm going to take a nap now. it's 8:50 AM and I'm tired. we'll talk later
User avatar #5903 to #5901 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
lol alright
see you later
User avatar #5896 to #5895 - deadlywarrior ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
could you tell me around what you think it's worth in rits
User avatar #5882 - ied (05/22/2013) [-]
FUCK ME!
ENGLISH EXAM WENT SWEET MAN!
User avatar #5883 to #5882 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
YES!! im so happy you're back
User avatar #5884 to #5883 - ied (05/22/2013) [-]
I'm not coming back though.
User avatar #5885 to #5884 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
lifeufeijlfjijafosdadfsijoadfsijoadfsijoadfsdijosafadijosasijo


PLEASE
User avatar #5886 to #5885 - ied (05/22/2013) [-]
no
gotta go
learn some po-ems for my next exam
User avatar #5887 to #5886 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]


well good luck man
tell me how it goes.
User avatar #5888 to #5887 - ied (05/22/2013) [-]
yeah
ok

i'd prefer to do it on skype, get on sometime
User avatar #5889 to #5888 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
im on a lot
i might just be invisible though
send me a message and I'll respond if im there
#5879 - chests (05/22/2013) [-]
selling dragon egg of items?
User avatar #5880 to #5879 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
no i dont sell uniques
User avatar #5877 - lissiexoxobear ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
are you selling the doll heads? =x
User avatar #5878 to #5877 - jmezfm (05/22/2013) [-]
oops
no
User avatar #5875 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2013) [-]
Oh hey you're first, congrats
User avatar #5876 to #5875 - jmezfm (05/21/2013) [-]
thanks )))
User avatar #5869 - fullretard (05/21/2013) [-]
thanke danke!
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