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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:9/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#18063
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16795 total,  25542 ,  8747
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
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Subscribers:142
Content Views:740144
Times Content Favorited:6132 times
Total Comments Made:35446
FJ Points:329326
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#6970 - ye me 2 i hate summer right now work sucks miss fr…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6971 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6968 - I miss you too bruh bruh how's skul  [+] (4 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6969 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6966 - im doin how u  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6967 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6964 - brunooooooooo  [+] (8 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6965 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6962 - liv  [+] (10 new replies) 07/03/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6963 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you nigga
User avatar #6968 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a shit
User avatar #6971 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#367 - I dont ******* know man 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here -1
#18 - stop uploading cunt 06/28/2014 on free colored text +5
#4 - shut the **** up 06/28/2014 on free colored text 0
#212 - yeah the pentagram is. but the tattoo is the way that it's sup… 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#208 - no its from the show supernatural and that's how they have it …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here +2
User avatar #245 - Retardio (06/28/2014) [-]
Its so obvious that he was joking, whats wrong with you?
User avatar #367 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
I dont fucking know man
User avatar #210 - Funnel (06/28/2014) [-]
You just agreed that its upside down tho.
#214 - naomemisora (06/28/2014) [-]
That's the point, it's supposed to
User avatar #232 - vexaton (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not upside down. It's right side up, but depending on your religious views and beliefs, it can be either way. That pentagram is a pentagram, simple as that. It's the wiccan symbol, not the satanist one. The satanist one is a pentacle, and it's upside down to represent the mark of satan.
User avatar #218 - Funnel (06/28/2014) [-]
I never said its not supposed to, I merely pointed out that it is upside down.
User avatar #212 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
yeah the pentagram is. but the tattoo is the way that it's supposed to be.
#206 - you should hate it 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
#201 - its a supernatural tattoo  [+] (10 new replies) 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #205 - Funnel (06/28/2014) [-]
Fine, that supernatural pentagram is upside down.
User avatar #209 - naomemisora (06/28/2014) [-]
...
User avatar #208 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
no its from the show supernatural and that's how they have it tattooed on. Its upsdie down because its supposed to be a counterbalance to demonic possession
User avatar #245 - Retardio (06/28/2014) [-]
Its so obvious that he was joking, whats wrong with you?
User avatar #367 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
I dont fucking know man
User avatar #210 - Funnel (06/28/2014) [-]
You just agreed that its upside down tho.
#214 - naomemisora (06/28/2014) [-]
That's the point, it's supposed to
User avatar #232 - vexaton (06/28/2014) [-]
It's not upside down. It's right side up, but depending on your religious views and beliefs, it can be either way. That pentagram is a pentagram, simple as that. It's the wiccan symbol, not the satanist one. The satanist one is a pentacle, and it's upside down to represent the mark of satan.
User avatar #218 - Funnel (06/28/2014) [-]
I never said its not supposed to, I merely pointed out that it is upside down.
User avatar #212 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
yeah the pentagram is. but the tattoo is the way that it's supposed to be.
#198 - do mirror selfies count 06/28/2014 on Post your selfie here +5
#6959 - dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre be…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6960 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
#6956 - sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #6958 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
#4941230 - ting ting ting ting ting ting 06/27/2014 on Play items 0
#762 - **jmezfm rolls 5,937** 06/25/2014 on HEY! Roll and win a prize!!111 0
#4933157 - dude what the heck that offense  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4933158 - PopcornViking (06/18/2014) [-]
no no
i am not an off fence
#4933119 - I like how the last tab on the desktop screenshot is "bla…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4933328 - blobboy (06/18/2014) [-]
"black guy in front of a computer"
#4932559 - **** this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4932560 - lub (06/16/2014) [-]
dont mind if i do
#6954 - havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern 06/14/2014 on jmezfm's profile 0
#4928627 - symptoms  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Play items +2
User avatar #4928630 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
dam man you made me sad
good luck
#4928623 - Getting tested for cancer in 45 minutes. I might have Hodgkins…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Play items +4
User avatar #4928640 - tibtibs (06/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's America that gives us cancer...
User avatar #4928626 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
Is it some sorta random check, or cause symptoms
User avatar #4928627 - jmezfm (06/12/2014) [-]
symptoms
User avatar #4928630 - partially (06/12/2014) [-]
dam man you made me sad
good luck
User avatar #4928625 - nethj (06/12/2014) [-]
Good luck, nobody deserves any type of cancer
#4928074 - yo homies whats trill  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4928094 - jorgethemaster (06/12/2014) [-]
No Frills.
User avatar #4928082 - lyraheartstrings (06/12/2014) [-]
Trill kitty
#4926024 - illuminati 06/10/2014 on Play items +1
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
23526735
User avatar #6915 - Sunset (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
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