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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:9/18/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18041
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16795 total,  25542 ,  8747
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
Level 270 Content: Ninja Pirate → Level 271 Content: Ninja Pirate
Comment Level Progress: 66.3% (663/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:142
Content Views:740128
Times Content Favorited:6132 times
Total Comments Made:35445
FJ Points:329326
Favorite Tags: You won the game (78)
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#3774759 - uh yeah buying ore thanks 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
#3774756 - buying ore  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
#3774776 - GabeAsher (05/24/2013) [-]
selling all my tin, silver, demonic, uranium and fab ore.
RITs, tokens, and DC'd cheese are cool
User avatar #3774767 - seriouslyblack (05/24/2013) [-]
what could you give me for about 100 fabulous ore in terms of badges?

User avatar #3774772 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
actually 7 lol
User avatar #3774769 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
uh like 8 level 1s
User avatar #3774775 - seriouslyblack (05/24/2013) [-]
ok
#3774748 - 10/10 troll would fall for again  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
#3774749 - krizzischill (05/24/2013) [-]
"original and funny" - landmines, 2013
#3774703 - would read again  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3774720 - heylookitsdubs (05/24/2013) [-]
you have quite the memory to give the exact quote
#3774700 - 4 stars out of 5 05/24/2013 on Play items +1
#3774698 - original and funny 05/24/2013 on Play items +1
#3774693 - this guy lifts  [+] (16 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3774709 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
>Amount in circulation : 1

Who has it??
User avatar #3774711 - rototheta (05/24/2013) [-]
hi
User avatar #3774714 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
Congrats!
User avatar #3774718 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
Wait...
User avatar #3774724 - rototheta (05/24/2013) [-]
look on my main
User avatar #3774736 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
I dont see it.
User avatar #3774738 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
u lie.
User avatar #3774739 - rototheta (05/24/2013) [-]
on my main u nigger
User avatar #3774740 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
I don't know your main.
User avatar #3774742 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh. rota. I should have known. Herp
User avatar #3774741 - rototheta (05/24/2013) [-]
rota
User avatar #3774703 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
would read again
User avatar #3774720 - heylookitsdubs (05/24/2013) [-]
you have quite the memory to give the exact quote
User avatar #3774700 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
4 stars out of 5
User avatar #3774698 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
original and funny
User avatar #3774696 - heylookitsdubs (05/24/2013) [-]
best comment 2013
#3774672 - no they just won or do you mean the series  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3774676 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
I mean the series.
#3774663 - stop right there 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
#3774655 - hell ya rangers  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3774662 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
They are still in it, they aren't done yet.
User avatar #3774672 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
no they just won

or do you mean the series
User avatar #3774676 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
I mean the series.
#3774629 - mmm yeah put it deeper m8 05/24/2013 on Play items -1
#3774626 - buying pride and wrath souls  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on Play items -1
#3774627 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
i bet you are you fucking slut
User avatar #3774630 - genericnickname (05/24/2013) [-]
Says the anon.
User avatar #3774629 - jmezfm (05/24/2013) [-]
mmm
yeah
put it deeper m8
#3774459 - SLIME ARMY DEY CUMIN 4 US 05/24/2013 on Play items -1
#3774454 - if rangers lose tonight i will be sort of angry  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3774467 - charpmike (05/24/2013) [-]
moi aussi
#5926 - oh yeah i forgot lol yeah i'll send now 05/24/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
#3774304 - ok ok yeah ok alright have a great night you t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3774323 - Tenxseiga (05/24/2013) [-]
ok
#3774301 - i think you have the wrong number 05/23/2013 on Play items +1
#3774299 - is anyone there?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3774300 - jesusnipple (05/23/2013) [-]
No, go home
#3774297 - excuse me? 05/23/2013 on Play items +1
#3774296 - hello?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3774305 - valesthesia (05/23/2013) [-]
is it me you're looking for?
#3774298 - freindtoall has deleted their comment.
#3773992 - omg so slimselminer 05/23/2013 on Play items 0
#3773774 - i want ore and rits ill send when i come back from my haircut ok  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3773785 - shedrule (05/23/2013) [-]
ok just help yourself to whatever ores you want
#3773750 - unfortunately I still need slimes and i dont have any of the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3773781 - demigodofmadness (05/23/2013) [-]
Whatever you want to sell man. I won't sell them if you don't buy them anyways.
#3773740 - I have 9000 potatoes to sell to you  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3773755 - shedrule (05/23/2013) [-]
you serious? what do you want?
User avatar #3773774 - jmezfm (05/23/2013) [-]
i want ore and rits
ill send when i come back from my haircut ok
User avatar #3773785 - shedrule (05/23/2013) [-]
ok just help yourself to whatever ores you want
#3773726 - no 05/23/2013 on Play items -1
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
#6944 - Sunset ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
23526735
User avatar #6915 - Sunset ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
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