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Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:9/19/2014
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#3796402 - Oh what a great response. For your sake, I'll dumb i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3796411 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
did anyone ask to HAVE your VSSM? No. just for you to provide a service of helping them out. so all these analogies don't really work.....at all.
User avatar #3796453 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok I'll change it AGAIN. So I spend hours and hours creating a machine that folds my laundry for me. I work on it so much, trying as hard as I can to perfect it so that I will never have to fold laundry again. I finally finish, and I go back to working for my normal company, trying to be the best worker I can be. Unfortunately, I'm the only that knows how to use the machine, it only responds to my skin signature, and I have to be present while the machine runs. Because of that, I have to stop trying to be a good worker when I want to do laundry.

So this is like you saying, "hey man, great job making this great machine all on your own without any help from anyone else. Now stop trying to be a good worker and do this for me!"

Do you understand now?
#3796350 - I remember when items first started and everyone was saying &q…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Play items +4
User avatar #3796387 - jorgethemaster (05/29/2013) [-]
Haha
I remember selling dupes for anything I didn't have
When there was only like 50 items.
I miss those times
The thing I miss the most
Is the mini heart attack when I saw a rare drop.
And the people.
User avatar #3796382 - HAwAII (05/29/2013) [-]
selling dupes for nudes
#3796365 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
ugh I love you
User avatar #3796415 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #3796361 - kievaughnb (05/29/2013) [-]
nupes

nupes

nupes

nupes

#3796320 - You want to collect items right? You want to have fun right? Y…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3796349 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
don't fucking equate items to money. that's fucking retarded. you're selfish.
User avatar #3796402 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh what a great response.

For your sake, I'll dumb it down a bit. Let's pretend I'm a farmer growing watermelons. I spend hours and hours growing hundreds of watermelons. Finally, it's time to harvest, and I collect all of my watermelons into a truck and begin selling them.

you come up to me and say, "wow, look at those beautiful watermelons, you must have spend countless painstaking hours planting and growing those. give them to me you fucking greedy cunt, you're not allowed to have what you worked hard to get"

Money or not, you're wrong.
#3796411 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
did anyone ask to HAVE your VSSM? No. just for you to provide a service of helping them out. so all these analogies don't really work.....at all.
User avatar #3796453 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok I'll change it AGAIN. So I spend hours and hours creating a machine that folds my laundry for me. I work on it so much, trying as hard as I can to perfect it so that I will never have to fold laundry again. I finally finish, and I go back to working for my normal company, trying to be the best worker I can be. Unfortunately, I'm the only that knows how to use the machine, it only responds to my skin signature, and I have to be present while the machine runs. Because of that, I have to stop trying to be a good worker when I want to do laundry.

So this is like you saying, "hey man, great job making this great machine all on your own without any help from anyone else. Now stop trying to be a good worker and do this for me!"

Do you understand now?
#3796307 - Yeah. because I totally have an obligation to the board to do … 05/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3796299 - >buy a vssm with my own items >not one donation …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3796314 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
reply to that k?

vv
#3796308 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
what does that even mean?

"I also have to collect items like the rest of the board"

you don't fucking "HAVE" to do anything, and people often need tokens done and you fucking ignore them. it's selfish as fuck and it's why I fucking hate you.
User avatar #3796320 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
You want to collect items right? You want to have fun right? Yeah so do I, and just because I worked hard to achieve something on my own doesn't mean that I NEED to stop having fun and stop collecting items to help other people out. I help a bunch of people out in other ways, just not by doing their tokens. There are so many other VSSMs out there, it shouldn't be that big of a problem to wait another hour or so until someone who actually got donated gems and someone who actually has an obligation to the board to come on and do their tokens for them.

I say again - you all telling me I'm selfish and that I need to do your tokens is like saying "Hey man, you worked really hard for all the money you made throughout your life, now give me some you greedy fucking cunt"
#3796349 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
don't fucking equate items to money. that's fucking retarded. you're selfish.
User avatar #3796402 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Oh what a great response.

For your sake, I'll dumb it down a bit. Let's pretend I'm a farmer growing watermelons. I spend hours and hours growing hundreds of watermelons. Finally, it's time to harvest, and I collect all of my watermelons into a truck and begin selling them.

you come up to me and say, "wow, look at those beautiful watermelons, you must have spend countless painstaking hours planting and growing those. give them to me you fucking greedy cunt, you're not allowed to have what you worked hard to get"

Money or not, you're wrong.
#3796411 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
did anyone ask to HAVE your VSSM? No. just for you to provide a service of helping them out. so all these analogies don't really work.....at all.
User avatar #3796453 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Ok I'll change it AGAIN. So I spend hours and hours creating a machine that folds my laundry for me. I work on it so much, trying as hard as I can to perfect it so that I will never have to fold laundry again. I finally finish, and I go back to working for my normal company, trying to be the best worker I can be. Unfortunately, I'm the only that knows how to use the machine, it only responds to my skin signature, and I have to be present while the machine runs. Because of that, I have to stop trying to be a good worker when I want to do laundry.

So this is like you saying, "hey man, great job making this great machine all on your own without any help from anyone else. Now stop trying to be a good worker and do this for me!"

Do you understand now?
#3796304 - anonymous (05/29/2013) [-]
you fucking nailed it dipshit. dick move.
User avatar #3796307 - jmezfm (05/29/2013) [-]
Yeah. because I totally have an obligation to the board to do their tokens because they totally donated gems to me to make the vssm.

That's like saying I owe you money simply because I did hard work to earn it.

Solid logic bruv
#3796220 - hello friends i have finished viewing pulp fiction  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on Play items +1
#3796231 - quincyadam (05/29/2013) [-]
that was a good movie
User avatar #3796226 - Wadrob (05/29/2013) [-]
SUP RINGO
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#3795209 - i like that plart too!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3795211 - PopcornViking (05/28/2013) [-]
i cam and started plarting
User avatar #3795212 - PopcornViking (05/28/2013) [-]
came*
#3795205 - guvy is sloth your favorite soul?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items -1
#3795215 - Guvy (05/28/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #3795226 - funnyjunknerdd (05/28/2013) [-]
when will we get new items
#3795208 - PopcornViking (05/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3795209 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
i like that plart too!
User avatar #3795211 - PopcornViking (05/28/2013) [-]
i cam and started plarting
User avatar #3795212 - PopcornViking (05/28/2013) [-]
came*
#3795198 - thank you for actually explaining something 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3795183 - please 05/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3795155 - if youre a masturbator, does that mean you can masturbate for …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items +1
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User avatar #3795183 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
please
#3795059 - oops that was meant to be a reply whatever  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3795064 - nippuhl (05/28/2013) [-]
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#3795054 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3795069 - Wadrob (05/28/2013) [-]
Who is that?
#3795065 - funnyjunknerdd (05/28/2013) [-]
#3795060 - nippuhl (05/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #3795059 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
oops that was meant to be a reply
whatever
#3795064 - nippuhl (05/28/2013) [-]
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#3795024 - to save plart 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3795020 - green thumb gun at da ebgiggningng 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3795014 - er-eee-er-eee-er-eee-er-eee  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3795022 - jorgethemaster (05/28/2013) [-]
Not sure exactly how to react to that..
#3795003 - Plart Twist: What he's saying might be true.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3795010 - jorgethemaster (05/28/2013) [-]
...What do you mean
: O
User avatar #3795014 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
er-eee-er-eee-er-eee-er-eee
User avatar #3795022 - jorgethemaster (05/28/2013) [-]
Not sure exactly how to react to that..
#3794996 - Ill sell them to you ore just gift them! dont worry )  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on Play items +2
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#3794991 - when the new plants are released ill make a second so that I c…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #3794996 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
Ill sell them to you ore just gift them!
dont worry )
#3794998 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3794970 - im sorry i need it for the unique it will only be one mor…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3794975 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794991 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
when the new plants are released ill make a second so that I can get the plant and have the seed for the unique
#3794993 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794996 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
Ill sell them to you ore just gift them!
dont worry )
#3794998 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3794959 - no sorry I gotta go for the last seed sometime soon, im just lazy.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items 0
#3794964 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794970 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
im sorry i need it for the unique
it will only be one more because ill make the plant with the secnd ok im sorry mom
#3794975 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794991 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
when the new plants are released ill make a second so that I can get the plant and have the seed for the unique
#3794993 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794996 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
Ill sell them to you ore just gift them!
dont worry )
#3794998 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#3794915 - can you guys sell me ore.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Play items +1
#3794944 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794959 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
no sorry I gotta go for the last seed sometime soon, im just lazy.
#3794964 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794970 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
im sorry i need it for the unique
it will only be one more because ill make the plant with the secnd ok im sorry mom
#3794975 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794991 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
when the new plants are released ill make a second so that I can get the plant and have the seed for the unique
#3794993 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3794996 - jmezfm (05/28/2013) [-]
Ill sell them to you ore just gift them!
dont worry )
#3794998 - shutyourmustache has deleted their comment.
#5988 - thanks for the ore buddy 05/28/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
#5105 - what do you want for the ore? anything in particular?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on lavatofire's profile 0
User avatar #5106 - lavatofire (05/28/2013) [-]
if you can just get some uniques if you cant just send anything
#5985 - yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on jmezfm's profile 0
User avatar #5986 - lavatofire (05/28/2013) [-]
i have a load just send me whatever you are paying for it
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
23526735
User avatar #6915 - Sunset (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
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