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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: JmezFM
Consoles Owned: Xbox
Video Games Played: Battlefield 3, Halo 4
X-box Gamertag: Jmezfm
Date Signed Up:12/30/2010
Last Login:9/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#17589
Highest Content Rank:#27
Highest Comment Rank:#123
Content Thumbs: 70793 total,  77597 ,  6804
Comment Thumbs: 16798 total,  25545 ,  8747
Content Level Progress: 68.6% (686/1000)
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Subscribers:142
Content Views:740201
Times Content Favorited:6132 times
Total Comments Made:35449
FJ Points:329329
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#4867164 - When I quit, a few weeks pre-reset  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867170 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
k
#4867159 - fables is a girl  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867161 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
well she is on her period
User avatar #4867166 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
#8499992 to #8499986 - boor ONLINE (5 hours ago)
eat penguin shit dick sucker
User avatar #4867163 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm only copying you tho
shut the fuck up
#4867158 - No like when they literally first started. like august 2012  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867162 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
and you stopped bean nice at what month ?
User avatar #4867164 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
When I quit, a few weeks pre-reset
User avatar #4867170 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
k
#4867154 - i thought fables was a girl....  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867157 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
with a penis or is penis
User avatar #4867159 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
fables is a girl
User avatar #4867161 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
well she is on her period
User avatar #4867166 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
#8499992 to #8499986 - boor ONLINE (5 hours ago)
eat penguin shit dick sucker
User avatar #4867163 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm only copying you tho
shut the fuck up
#4867150 - did you just... 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4867148 - when items first began and I didn't know how ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867155 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
if you mean before the reset and all that ?.... i was here but on another account that i haw forgotten
User avatar #4867158 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
No like when they literally first started.
like august 2012
User avatar #4867162 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
and you stopped bean nice at what month ?
User avatar #4867164 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
When I quit, a few weeks pre-reset
User avatar #4867170 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
k
#4867145 - remember when i was the nicest guy on the board  [+] (9 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867149 - archmagestudios (04/17/2014) [-]
fag
User avatar #4867150 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
did you just...
User avatar #4867146 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
when was that ?
User avatar #4867148 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
when items first began and I didn't know how fucking stupid they were.

before your time m8
User avatar #4867155 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
if you mean before the reset and all that ?.... i was here but on another account that i haw forgotten
User avatar #4867158 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
No like when they literally first started.
like august 2012
User avatar #4867162 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
and you stopped bean nice at what month ?
User avatar #4867164 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
When I quit, a few weeks pre-reset
User avatar #4867170 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
k
#4867144 - lmao you just disagreed so you do like me lmao xD 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4867139 - guys fables doesnt like me  [+] (10 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867152 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
is k he's a dick child anyway
User avatar #4867160 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
I gave you song recommendations so shut the fuck up
User avatar #4867154 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
i thought fables was a girl....
User avatar #4867157 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
with a penis or is penis
User avatar #4867159 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
fables is a girl
User avatar #4867161 - boor (04/17/2014) [-]
well she is on her period
User avatar #4867166 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
#8499992 to #8499986 - boor ONLINE (5 hours ago)
eat penguin shit dick sucker
User avatar #4867163 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm only copying you tho
shut the fuck up
User avatar #4867141 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #4867144 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
lmao you just disagreed so you do like me lmao xD
#4867138 - fables can I have your irl  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867140 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
no
#4867136 - fables lets ****  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867137 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
drink bleach
User avatar #4867142 - malp (04/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #4867143 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
it cleans your system of toxins very well
#4867134 - yeah guys listen to malp you should all quit  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867135 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
you should drink that bleach like I said
User avatar #4867136 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
fables lets fuck
User avatar #4867137 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
drink bleach
User avatar #4867142 - malp (04/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #4867143 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
it cleans your system of toxins very well
#4867133 - the moon was shining on the lake at night the slayer t-shi… 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4867076 - you should quit 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4867073 - quit  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4867075 - archmagestudios (04/17/2014) [-]
And then theres this guy
User avatar #4867076 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
you should quit
#4866159 - mmmmmm yeah gotta be white inside and outside **** … 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4866158 - 27008 or something 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4866127 - kill yourself real quick  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4866129 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
have you ever tried drinking a cup of bleach?
if not you should try it. what happens is really fuckin cool
User avatar #4866159 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
mmmmmm yeah gotta be white inside and outside
fuck black people amirite
User avatar #4866128 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
for what ?
#4866126 - I beat 2048 within an hour of having it  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
#4866130 - murderouswaffle (04/17/2014) [-]
What's your high score?
User avatar #4866158 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
27008 or something
#4866124 - what the heck  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4866125 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #4866127 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
kill yourself real quick
User avatar #4866129 - fables (04/17/2014) [-]
have you ever tried drinking a cup of bleach?
if not you should try it. what happens is really fuckin cool
User avatar #4866159 - jmezfm (04/17/2014) [-]
mmmmmm yeah gotta be white inside and outside
fuck black people amirite
User avatar #4866128 - furryer (04/17/2014) [-]
for what ?
#4864931 - luluwho go the **** to sleep  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Play items +1
#4864937 - hongkongdingdong (04/16/2014) [-]
you don't talk to adults like that son.
learn to watch your manners.
#447 - not many people know me anymore 04/16/2014 on FJ Elimination Game 0
#445 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +5
User avatar #446 - chokinandtokin (04/16/2014) [-]
I honestly have no idea why your were downvoted so many times.
User avatar #447 - jmezfm (04/16/2014) [-]
not many people know me anymore
#383 - <3 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game +1
#304 - nah I'll go down like a man  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on FJ Elimination Game 0
User avatar #305 - chokinandtokin (04/15/2014) [-]
okay then
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#6680 - jmezfm (12/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by jmezfm
#6241 - jmezfm (07/08/2013) [-]
stickied
User avatar #6976 - angelooo (09/01/2014) [-]
Is crystal rain for sale?
User avatar #6977 to #6976 - jmezfm (09/02/2014) [-]
is god blind?
User avatar #6978 to #6977 - angelooo (09/02/2014) [-]
I have different beliefs so I can't answer but I'm going to assume it isn't.
User avatar #6979 to #6978 - jmezfm (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh I'm atheist but if he existed....?
User avatar #6980 to #6979 - angelooo (09/03/2014) [-]
I have my doubts but I wouldn't label myself as an athiest.
User avatar #6981 to #6980 - jmezfm (09/05/2014) [-]
That's not an answer to my original question.
User avatar #6974 - cann (08/23/2014) [-]
gimmy da badges and ill suk ur dik
User avatar #6975 to #6974 - jmezfm (08/23/2014) [-]
suck my dick and ill let you suck my dick
User avatar #6961 - PopYoGranny (07/02/2014) [-]
is ded?
User avatar #6962 to #6961 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
liv
User avatar #6963 to #6962 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
jamessssssssssss
User avatar #6964 to #6963 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
brunooooooooo
User avatar #6965 to #6964 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
how you doin
User avatar #6966 to #6965 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
im doin
how u
User avatar #6967 to #6966 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
doin too
i miss you *****
User avatar #6968 to #6967 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
I miss you too bruh
bruh
how's skul
User avatar #6969 to #6968 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
summer break
is gud
User avatar #6970 to #6969 - jmezfm (07/03/2014) [-]
ye me 2
i hate summer right now
work sucks
miss friends
im currently taking a ****
User avatar #6971 to #6970 - PopYoGranny (07/03/2014) [-]
i have done absolutely nothing productive this summer
User avatar #6972 to #6971 - jmezfm (07/04/2014) [-]
I've made like $2200 so far but i spent a lot of it on various tickets for things
#6957 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
so far
User avatar #6959 to #6957 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
dude it took me like 3 days to get 10k level ones and youre better than I am now so i bet you could do it even faster
User avatar #6960 to #6959 - iedd (06/28/2014) [-]
well i got that in a week so
iproabably could, and all exams finished yesterday
just homework and school to stay on top of
User avatar #6955 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
hey
i know it will probably be a no, but i am setting up a badge swap service
if i could swap my level 5 fj badge for your raw level 1s it would help so much
User avatar #6956 to #6955 - jmezfm (06/28/2014) [-]
sorey mang i have no desire for a level 5
User avatar #6958 to #6956 - ied (06/28/2014) [-]
ok no worries
User avatar #6953 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
What happened?? how did the test go?
User avatar #6954 to #6953 - jmezfm (06/14/2014) [-]
havent gotten the results yet but thanks for your concern
User avatar #6949 - lyraheartstrings (05/20/2014) [-]
Did you pick that weed cuz you like that one or just cuz you can?
User avatar #6950 to #6949 - jmezfm (05/21/2014) [-]
idk i just got it
User avatar #6951 to #6950 - lyraheartstrings (05/21/2014) [-]
let me buy it please
User avatar #6952 to #6951 - jmezfm (05/22/2014) [-]
i dont want items so if you wanna exchange it for another weed thats ok
User avatar #6946 - applejuiceforme (04/21/2014) [-]
I appreciate it but give it to someone who'll use em I'm not really collecting anymore just helping others out
User avatar #6947 to #6945 - nippuhl (05/14/2014) [-]
Harrison
User avatar #6941 - applejuiceforme (04/09/2014) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #6938 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/06/2014) [-]
**MrMysteriousMagic rolls 70** dubs for all your fj points
User avatar #6939 to #6938 - xinzley (04/06/2014) [-]
**xinzley rolls 68**
User avatar #6922 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
Seems legit.
Name: You
Number: Killed
SSN: A
Nostril: Child
User avatar #6923 to #6922 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
I've since killed 6
#6924 to #6923 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
On cam?
I'd pay for that.

With my tf2 spray
User avatar #6925 to #6924 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying i have time for vidya
User avatar #6926 to #6925 - kolpster (04/02/2014) [-]
imblying someone doesn't vidya
User avatar #6927 to #6926 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
i haven't played any time of online game in at least 2 years
User avatar #6929 to #6927 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
What do you do?
User avatar #6930 to #6929 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
study, hang out with gf, go to class, hang out with other friends, do homewrok
User avatar #6931 to #6930 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
You had me hanging at gf and friends.
User avatar #6932 to #6931 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
do u wand sum broof??
User avatar #6933 to #6932 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Sure.

But I meant that I don't have either.
Which is why I vidya.
User avatar #6934 to #6933 - jmezfm (04/03/2014) [-]
oh my b i thought you were saying that you didn't believe me.
but you have friends
you have me
User avatar #6935 to #6934 - kolpster (04/03/2014) [-]
Of course I have you.
I know too much... *leaves mysteriously through somewhere*
User avatar #6936 to #6935 - jmezfm (04/04/2014) [-]
r u babman????
User avatar #6937 to #6936 - kolpster (04/04/2014) [-]
I am babman.
User avatar #6920 - puggles (04/02/2014) [-]
i'd love to, but i gave all this information to a nigerian banker and he's planning on putting a bunch of money in my bank account, but only if i don't give anyone else the info until he is able to finish. sorry, but you can't be too careful.
User avatar #6921 to #6920 - jmezfm (04/02/2014) [-]
ok well can i have some of the money thanks you
User avatar #6928 to #6921 - puggles (04/03/2014) [-]
sure. just as soon as he comes through!
User avatar #6919 - PopcornViking (04/02/2014) [-]
Wendell (Big Daddy) Mesa
877-393-4448
P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way
2 cm nostril width
User avatar #6918 - zombiemanic (04/02/2014) [-]
Name: Mohammed 'Opium Field' Jackson
Phone number: 555-618-9000
Address: Somewhere over the rainbow
SSN: something like xxxxxxxxxxxx (i dont know it mightn't work
Widests nostril: approximately 3.14159265359 cm

Good-day to you friend.
User avatar #6917 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (04/01/2014) [-]
**jorgethemaster rolls 45** Dubs for all your FJ points.
User avatar #6916 - RevengeNL (04/01/2014) [-]
41124
12423
23526735
User avatar #6915 - Sunset (04/01/2014) [-]
12
User avatar #6912 - badboywantsu (04/01/2014) [-]
name john smith
phone 911
address 123 fake street ohio 15332
ss 123 45 6789
diameter is 45
User avatar #6913 to #6912 - jmezfm (04/01/2014) [-]
ok can i have the diameter in decimeters pls
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