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#49 - well... that sucks  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on When i found out Santa... 0
User avatar #52 - essaressa (11/24/2012) [-]
not really :3

I mean, we were pretty much exposed to Santa through shows and school, but they never encouraged an active belief in them. And we were pretty grateful to our parents for the presents we received because it wasn't given to me simply because I have been good that year.

This might sound silly, but knowing my parents didn't trick me or lied to me about where my presents come from is really healthy. I don't understand why modern-day parents tell their kids to believe in Santa. We can still be kids without believing in any of that shit. And they wouldn't have to deal with kids being dis-illusioned.

#833 - Picture 11/24/2012 on Do It Now. +1
#19 - everyone here knows what a ******* spider is 11/23/2012 on Fucking Australia +26
#137 - its Photoshoped... you can tell by the pixels  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Obey The Rules +13
User avatar #187 - danytheop (11/23/2012) [-]
That's what I imagine everytime I tell someone to deal with it and walk off. I get alot more respect than I did before and much more loneliness.
#177 - arnolducus (11/23/2012) [-]
...and from your many years of shopping experience?
#123 - Picture 11/22/2012 on Rape Face +11
#129 - Picture 11/19/2012 on 0 +4
#296 - Picture 11/08/2012 on Straya Doesn't Want... +1
#23 - Picture 10/20/2012 on SURPRISE! +24
#305 - Picture 10/14/2012 on yearbook moments +1
#26 - Picture 10/11/2012 on He's puking, RUN! +4
#328 - its like over 30 degrees **** 10/10/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia comp. 0
#296 - Love it here, **** yeah straya **** !  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Meanwhile; in Australia comp. 0
#325 - bumbiscuitii (10/10/2012) [-]
It is getting fuckin' hot though ayye cunt?
User avatar #328 - jmanporter (10/10/2012) [-]
its like over 30 degrees cunt
#125 - The bag is filled with Nitrogen  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2012 on Lays +16
User avatar #126 - chubberbrother (10/08/2012) [-]
So is the air around us.
#257 - Picture 10/08/2012 on (90001) Facebook 0
#87 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Dad win +1
#184 - i was gunna be like "WTF OP MORE OF THIS FACTS ***… 10/05/2012 on Did You Know Comp +1
#105 - Picture 10/03/2012 on Sasha Grey +2
#49 - for the lolz 10/02/2012 on Nailed it +5
#226 - made my day op, respect +1 10/01/2012 on you can thank me later +8
#168 - How I flirt. 10/01/2012 on flirting +6
#94 - is it just me getting annoyed by these constant sob stories on… 09/24/2012 on Facebook (2) +3
#33 - Living in Australia so i cant watch it on tv, heard a lot abou…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Breaking Bad +4
#63 - cookedspider (09/18/2012) [-]
It's an amazing show. Watch it.
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User avatar #54 - xnaitomea (09/18/2012) [-]
link for all episodes. http://www. 1channel.ch/watch-4128-Breaking-Bad
#46 - ninegaglelele (09/18/2012) [-]
its on abc2 at 10:00pm on mondays mate
#37 - toasthemost (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm also Australian, I just brought on dvd
the show is fucking amazing
#45 - badboycoen (09/18/2012) [-]
I've bought the first three seasons, currently on 2, holidays coming up soon, I'll be able to watch them a lot during them.

And it IS fucking amazing!!!!
User avatar #49 - TheGussBuss (09/18/2012) [-]
>2012
>not illegally downloading
ISHIGGYDIGGY
#35 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
Yes, you should.
#32 - i have no idea  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Stop That Baby +3
#33 - darkjustifier (09/16/2012) [-]
Profile pic....perfect for what you just said.
#28 - Babies face when  [+] (10 new replies) 09/16/2012 on Stop That Baby +20
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User avatar #31 - darkjustifier (09/16/2012) [-]
Episode?
User avatar #55 - itzjakarz (09/16/2012) [-]
baby Annabelle i think
User avatar #35 - withersinsss (09/16/2012) [-]
Some episode where they tested how easy it is to take candy from a baby, I think.
User avatar #36 - darkjustifier (09/16/2012) [-]
.........I...how.....how do you test that?
User avatar #101 - withersinsss (09/16/2012) [-]
They also used like, some sort of mechanical baby arm to see how hard the baby holds onto the candy, then tested that on live babies
User avatar #100 - withersinsss (09/16/2012) [-]
They took candy from a baby
User avatar #102 - darkjustifier (09/16/2012) [-]
THAT POOR BABY!!!
User avatar #32 - jmanporter (09/16/2012) [-]
i have no idea
#33 - darkjustifier (09/16/2012) [-]
Profile pic....perfect for what you just said.
#147 - good on you :) 08/31/2012 on What's that smell? 0
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