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jkaizoku

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Date Signed Up:12/09/2013
Last Login:5/03/2015
Location:New York
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#484 - papafrank (02/01/2015) [+] (16 replies)
stickied by jkaizoku
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#532 - kits ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #534 to #533 - kits ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #531 to #530 - jkaizoku (04/02/2015) [-]
ah, I wasn't here for that. It got buried in the spam. Well, guess I don't have to worry about that anymore. Thanks good smaritan
#528 - kits ONLINE (04/01/2015) [-]
#526 - KevinPutt (03/31/2015) [-]
nyaa~
nyaa~
#527 to #526 - jkaizoku (03/31/2015) [-]
nyaa!
nyaa!
User avatar #519 - jkaizoku (03/18/2015) [-]
>516
User avatar #520 to #519 - jkaizoku (03/18/2015) [-]
*comment 519*
User avatar #521 to #520 - jkaizoku (03/18/2015) [-]
*#519*
User avatar #518 - jkaizoku (03/18/2015) [-]
#516
User avatar #517 - jkaizoku (03/18/2015) [-]
>>#516
#515 - KevinPutt (03/15/2015) [-]
i thirst for your blood

#516 to #515 - jkaizoku (03/15/2015) [-]
if it's blood you want...........
#509 to #508 - KevinPutt (02/14/2015) [-]
that's a surefire way to get you some cuddles
#506 to #505 - jkaizoku (02/05/2015) [-]
yeah, you're pretty annoying, like you need to step up your troll game if you want my respect
#501 - yunogasaii ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
your background hurts my eyes, it's so dark
#502 to #501 - jkaizoku (02/03/2015) [-]
am I seeing ghosts or is that who I think it is?
#503 to #502 - yunogasai (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm not telling

that's for you to find decide
#504 to #503 - jkaizoku (02/03/2015) [-]
is it little boy's sunday trousers?
#481 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
HOLY 			****		, THE GREEN ON THIS IS GAY AS 			****		.
HOLY **** , THE GREEN ON THIS IS GAY AS **** .
#483 to #482 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Well stop having such a 			****		 looking profile.
Well stop having such a **** looking profile.
#467 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
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#469 to #468 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
you cant rape the willing
#471 to #470 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
why cant i stop arousing everybody i talk to?
#473 to #472 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
i wish i could say the same
#475 to #474 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
how about we 			****		 each other?
how about we **** each other?
#479 to #478 - KevinPutt (01/26/2015) [-]
i know, i know.   
   
   
you love me too
i know, i know.


you love me too
User avatar #437 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Boop
User avatar #459 to #458 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Walked into that

Mines counting her money...again and possibly masturbating on top of it

... **** this conversation got weird I like it
#460 to #459 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
Spend the night with me and that's what happens. Never forgetti
User avatar #461 to #460 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
It actually encourages me to come back

this is the most fun I have had drunk

Did you accomplish anything today?
#462 to #461 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
I did things that I didn't want to do, but that didn't turn out as bad as I thought. Other than that, no, I'm going to be the same person tomorrow as I am today. Also you should consider calling it night
User avatar #463 to #462 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I take it you're getting tired?
#464 to #463 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
It's 1:30 am, any normal human being would be tired by now. I was considering ending this conversation soon anyway, but I would hate to leave you in this state. Who knows what kind of people you'll piss off
User avatar #465 to #464 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Dont be such a baby

Goodnight friend. See you tomorrow
User avatar #439 to #438 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Hello
#440 to #439 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
hey bae
hey bae
User avatar #441 to #440 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
How are you?
#442 to #441 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm okay, how about you?
#443 to #442 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm waiting on some art projects for my waifu
I'm waiting on some art projects for my waifu
#444 to #443 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
well if you don't mind me saying, but your waifu is extremely attractive
well if you don't mind me saying, but your waifu is extremely attractive
#445 to #444 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Not just attractive but wealthy.

Very VERY wealthy. Like a billion dollars is below the poverty line in her world
#446 to #445 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, how do you impress a girl like that?
#447 to #446 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Diamonds are a woman's best friend

or a Diamond mine

Or in all honesty a nice weapon. She like to start wars
#448 to #447 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
she seems terrifying
she seems terrifying
#449 to #448 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
You seem to be the kind of guy who knows the time process on when a Yandere goes from 0 to possessive

My waifu's temper is identical to that spectrum only a tad shorter.

If an orphan child asked her for money she'd kick it. Zero humanity in this woman at all
#450 to #449 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
first off, that's the first time I've heard that assumption

secondly, I don't know whether that's a good thing or not

lastly, yandere is 0 to 100 ***** real quick, drop that hoe before she drops you, from one bro to another
#451 to #450 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
My waifu doesn't treat people like people she treats them like toys

#452 to #451 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
aight homie, if that's what floats your boat then you hit the jackpot. Can't really judge cuz mine would pull a gun on me if I didn't listen to her
aight homie, if that's what floats your boat then you hit the jackpot. Can't really judge cuz mine would pull a gun on me if I didn't listen to her
#453 to #452 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
You're into Tsunderes I see

Wow way to live life on Easy mode
#454 to #453 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
nah, kuudere feggots are the real low lives
nah, kuudere feggots are the real low lives
#455 to #454 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
>That gun

If your waifu ever needs something specific she can call her on her cellphone to do lunch
#456 to #455 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
she's kinda busy at the moment..........I'll pass the info along
she's kinda busy at the moment..........I'll pass the info along
User avatar #457 to #456 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Busy?

Doing ******* what?
User avatar #433 - mrsnowballs (12/23/2014) [-]
I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that you were right and I was wrong...





Tsukihi has the best monogatari opening
#434 to #433 - jkaizoku (12/23/2014) [-]
You don't have to tell me I'm right
#435 to #434 - mrsnowballs (12/23/2014) [-]
So have you watched Hanamonogatari yet?
#436 to #435 - jkaizoku (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, watched it a while ago. I've gotten kinda tired of the monogatari formula, some stuff still interests me, it's really the talking and moral-of-the-story of everything, but I liked this one.
Oh yeah, watched it a while ago. I've gotten kinda tired of the monogatari formula, some stuff still interests me, it's really the talking and moral-of-the-story of everything, but I liked this one.
#430 - KevinPutt (12/15/2014) [-]
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#428 - jkaizoku (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard to reply when you blocked me.

Merry Christmas goldendarknessx, hope you had a good year.
#429 to #428 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
You make a very good point.   
   
Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
You make a very good point.

Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
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