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Date Signed Up:12/09/2013
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#40 - I'm a flaming faggot  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Idk +20
User avatar #106 - mydogpikachu (3 hours ago) [-]
jesus, i havent seen Zatch Bell in a long time
User avatar #76 - doctorprofessornv (4 hours ago) [-]
With that amount of saliva output I don't think any flames in your vicinity will be lit for long.
User avatar #60 - falanvaul (5 hours ago) [-]
Why does that yellow haired thing look familiar.
#61 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
zatch bell!
#40 - Picture 9 hours ago on the truth will set u free +12
#60 - Picture 9 hours ago on dogs secret life +1
#91 - my spotify is just straight rap and then you meet me in person… 10 hours ago on Shit Rappers Say +5
#1719 - **jkaizoku used "*roll male privilege*"** **jkaizoku rolls … 12/19/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#48 - get those hips down 12/19/2014 on doris +1
#24 - first things first, RIP uncle phil  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on Uncle Phil +3
User avatar #32 - bodox (12/19/2014) [-]
pepsi?
User avatar #37 - aaronsalsa (12/19/2014) [-]
pepsi.
#129 - This is too perfect 12/18/2014 on Gaming community +3
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#24 - here's a related pic 12/16/2014 on BASED PROFESSOR IS BASED +2

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#432 to #431 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
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#430 - KevinPutt (12/15/2014) [-]
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#428 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard to reply when you blocked me.

Merry Christmas goldendarknessx, hope you had a good year.
#429 to #428 - goldendarknessx (12/14/2014) [-]
You make a very good point.   
   
Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
You make a very good point.

Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
User avatar #424 - Sasher (12/11/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I didnt think that comment was gonna net you so many negative thumbs lol
#425 to #424 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
I could care less. I sealed my own fate by posting it. No harm, no foul. Appreciate the apology though.
I could care less. I sealed my own fate by posting it. No harm, no foul. Appreciate the apology though.
#418 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
**snipys noms**
**snipys noms**
#419 to #418 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Instructions not clear
Instructions not clear
#420 to #419 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
So how goes things, Nii-san?
#421 to #420 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
how do I look?
User avatar #422 to #421 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm somethings different...

Oh right! Nice haircut!
User avatar #423 to #422 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
My hair is longer so you're close and I do have more facial hair and before yesterday I hadn't showered in like a week, I also had only like one meal over the weekend. Basically, my body is at defcon 2 and if I don't get a decent meal I'm gonna mail it in for the rest of the year. So how are you doing?
#409 to #408 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
Can't believe you'd be friends with a **** eater like me
#410 to #409 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
i try to be friends with everyone
#411 to #410 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I won't fall prey to your vocal traps. You're just trying to take advantage of me, you perv
I won't fall prey to your vocal traps. You're just trying to take advantage of me, you perv
#415 to #414 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
That pic is so relevant it's scary
#416 to #415 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
because im so good at my job
#417 to #416 - jkaizoku ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
I am not worthy
User avatar #406 - electrickwalrus (11/26/2014) [-]
Don't forget to deliver!
User avatar #400 - mrsnowballs (11/17/2014) [-]
I need your help with something
User avatar #401 to #400 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
What's up?
#402 to #401 - mrsnowballs (11/17/2014) [-]
A quick survey question: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this logo?
User avatar #403 to #402 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Apple, but if I looked at it for a little bit more I think of a grocery store. Idk why, that's just what came to mind. It's probably not what it means.
User avatar #404 to #403 - mrsnowballs (11/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. Your help is appreciated
User avatar #405 to #404 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Anytime
#399 to #398 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
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#388 to #387 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
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#390 to #389 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
this isn't what I wanted
#391 to #390 - animethumbs (11/13/2014) [-]
Wanna kick it? The Pharcyde "She Said" Jay-Dee Remix [HD]
#392 to #391 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
aight aight 						*****					, I see you
Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says (Remix) Ft. Lady Luck, Redman, Method Man, Shaabam Shadeeq, Busta Rhymes aight aight ***** , I see you
#393 to #392 - animethumbs (11/13/2014) [-]
Nah 						*****					 you gotta get eye to eye on this 						****					, my 						*****					. It's one of those nights where we just kickback to chill 						****					, nomsayin'?
Nah ***** you gotta get eye to eye on this **** , my ***** . It's one of those nights where we just kickback to chill **** , nomsayin'?
#395 to #393 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
fine, but you ain't gotta say it like I'm ignant, 						*****
Kid Cudi - Just what I am (Official Music) fine, but you ain't gotta say it like I'm ignant, *****
#396 to #395 - animethumbs (11/13/2014) [-]
But you is ignant
#397 to #396 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
you a dumb 						*****
you a dumb *****
#385 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
#370 to #349 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
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#377 to #375 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
Aw 						****					, the fuzz
Aw **** , the fuzz
#376 to #374 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
Glad you're listening to more music on ENM's channel, 						*****					. They post the hottest 						****
Washed Out - Feel it all around Glad you're listening to more music on ENM's channel, ***** . They post the hottest ****
#378 to #376 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Black Tiger Sex Machine - Destroy It (Urban Contact Remix) Yes, yes they do. Also listen to hood **** in between so I don't lose my roots.
#379 to #378 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
Gotta keep hood privileges on dot, my 						*****					   
Check this channel out, too. You'd really enjoy their works. Gettin my 3DS fixed too, so we might be able to Smash next week
Bon Iver - Flume (Kulkid Remix)
Gotta keep hood privileges on dot, my *****
Check this channel out, too. You'd really enjoy their works. Gettin my 3DS fixed too, so we might be able to Smash next week
User avatar #381 to #379 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, the point of posting a pic of wolverine

I'm reading uncanny x-force from the link you gave me. Holy guacamole is it ******* awesome
#380 to #379 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
You've already shown me this! You will pay for your ignorance!
also original is better
Fooly Cooly bro. Guess blow drying the sumbitch didn't work, huh? You probably stuck that thing in the water too.
#382 to #380 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
I did? Shieeet
no u
lol ***** I ******* tried the whole rice in a bag ******** , and it just came out all ******* sticky and made my rice all stank. **** those electronic urban legends, **** never works. **** you, that happened only once
#383 to #382 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
Steal once, always be known as a stealer. Funny thing is some girl in my class spilled tea all over her laptop while writing her essay last night that was due today. We're all human.

And like a human, ****** need to sleep. Catch you on the flip side, stealer. Lemme know when you get your lightbox fixed so I can kick your ass again.
#384 to #383 - animethumbs (11/05/2014) [-]
Wait, what? Steal? ****** , steal what?

Peace you meme-loving ****
#350 to #349 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Yellow on both sides
#352 to #351 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
who ya kallin a hippy, 						*****					?
who ya kallin a hippy, ***** ?
#353 to #352 - animethumbs (11/03/2014) [-]
ur mum
ur mum
#356 to #355 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
f-f-f-fight me, p-pussy
f-f-f-fight me, p-pussy
#358 to #357 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
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#360 to #359 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
you must be very used to taking balls to the face?
#364 to #363 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
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#366 to #365 - jkaizoku ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
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#338 to #337 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
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WOOP WOOP for 10 hours smooth loop
#339 to #338 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
To  booty my 						*****
To booty my *****
#340 to #339 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
booty had me like
and Amagi Brilliant Park doe
#341 to #340 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
All booty have like dat
Amagi is brety gud~
#342 to #341 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
when the booty's so good it breaks reality   
 awyiss, amagi is gittin gud
when the booty's so good it breaks reality
awyiss, amagi is gittin gud
#343 to #342 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes the booty too good that you start seeing colors and 						****					   
 						****					 yeah it is
Sometimes the booty too good that you start seeing colors and ****
**** yeah it is
#344 to #343 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
But then you see the pussy and you just like
like Roller Coaster tycoon but you can't kill anyone
I think
#345 to #344 - animethumbs (10/23/2014) [-]
Pussy have me like
Pussy have me like
#346 to #345 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
when you being patient like master taught you and she finally agrees
when you being patient like master taught you and she finally agrees
#332 to #331 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
It's not that hard when you've had no sex
It's not that hard when you've had no sex
#333 to #332 - animethumbs (10/11/2014) [-]
its k homie youll get that cherry out of your tree
its k homie youll get that cherry out of your tree
#334 to #333 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
jesus tapdancing christ kid, give a ******* warning before you start throwing around .gifs like that
#313 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
**snipys cuddles with his Nii-san for the first time in forever and a half**
**snipys cuddles with his Nii-san for the first time in forever and a half**
#314 to #313 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
my otouto
my otouto
#317 to #314 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
So how have things been going? I just started work and it is hard... I need top get a job that is something I will enjoy as soon as possible. I got a few ideas, but I need at least some money to start.
So how have things been going? I just started work and it is hard... I need top get a job that is something I will enjoy as soon as possible. I got a few ideas, but I need at least some money to start.
#318 to #317 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm a freshman at college so I'm learning lots of new things. I'm on my own, hundreds of miles away from home, still making friends and trying to find something to do other than school work which is what I should be doing now . Overall, I like where I am, I like where I'm going I think , and right now I just want to grow as a person and be better than I am.

Oh sweet, what are you doing and what do you want to do?
User avatar #319 to #318 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Either something related to gaming or construction. or computers or something. Those two things are what is natural for me because of both hobbies and because of what parents taught me. Even working at gamestop seems like a nice job right about now, but I need a car to get to the closest one.
User avatar #320 to #319 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
hmmmm interdasting. You a good writer? We need some good gaming journalists with the amount of job openings now adays.
User avatar #321 to #320 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Nooo thanks! I don't want to get anywhere near that zoe quinn pussy! Girl is ugly as hell and pussy must be wider than the sun
#322 to #321 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
alright, alright, relax. Don't need my otouto getting worked up and ******** himself.
#323 to #322 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Heheh... Nii-san.. uhm... about that... hehehe....   
 I uh.. need to use the bath now...
Heheh... Nii-san.. uhm... about that... hehehe....
I uh.. need to use the bath now...
#324 to #323 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
The Starfish Alliance would be dissapoint
#325 to #324 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
is okei, Nii-san can wash me like how we used to when we were tiny!
is okei, Nii-san can wash me like how we used to when we were tiny!
#326 to #325 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
>when we were tiny   
   
wipe your own ass 						*****
>when we were tiny

wipe your own ass *****
#327 to #326 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
It wasn't my ass I was talking about...Nii-san...
#328 to #327 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
then what the hell are you ta-........oooohhh...............oh
then what the hell are you ta-........oooohhh...............oh
#329 to #328 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, it was great catching up with b6ya, Nii-san. Imma go violently lesbian masturbate myself to sleep so I can work tomorrow. Good luck on school! Seeya later!
Well, it was great catching up with b6ya, Nii-san. Imma go violently lesbian masturbate myself to sleep so I can work tomorrow. Good luck on school! Seeya later!
#330 to #329 - jkaizoku ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oyasumi, snipy-kun
User avatar #309 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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#303 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
Been a while since we talked, Nii-san.
Been a while since we talked, Nii-san.
#304 to #303 - jkaizoku ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Yes, it's been too long, my innocent otouto
#305 to #304 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
So how are things?
So how are things?
#306 to #305 - jkaizoku ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Good, winding down on my senior year. I have a scholarship dinner to go to tonight so this conversation might be cut short soon.

But how are things with you? How goes the sims?
#307 to #306 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
Things are pretty well for me. Might move to ocean city MD and get a job soon.   
And the sims are going.... well enough. You likely saw my post about it recently.   
   
I got to take a shower in a sec, so the same for me.
Things are pretty well for me. Might move to ocean city MD and get a job soon.
And the sims are going.... well enough. You likely saw my post about it recently.

I got to take a shower in a sec, so the same for me.
#308 to #307 - jkaizoku ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
That sounds exciting. Good for you dude.

You go do that, I gotta get dressed up for these savages. Talk to ya soon, Onii-chan.
User avatar #302 to #301 - jkaizoku ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
You wanna go, m8?
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