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#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
#480 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
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#477 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
#478 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
#480 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
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#475 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
how about we fuck each other?
#476 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#477 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
#478 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
#480 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
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#473 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could say the same
#474 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#475 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
how about we fuck each other?
#476 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#477 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
#478 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
#480 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
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#471 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
why cant i stop arousing everybody i talk to?
#472 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#473 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could say the same
#474 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#475 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
how about we fuck each other?
#476 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#477 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
#478 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
#480 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#468 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 9 hours ago on jkaizoku's profile 0
#469 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
you cant rape the willing
#470 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#471 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
why cant i stop arousing everybody i talk to?
#472 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#473 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could say the same
#474 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#475 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
how about we fuck each other?
#476 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#477 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
#478 - jkaizoku (9 hours ago) [-]
#479 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.


you love me too
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#467 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#469 to #468 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
you cant rape the willing
#471 to #470 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
why cant i stop arousing everybody i talk to?
#473 to #472 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i wish i could say the same
#475 to #474 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
how about we 						****					 each other?
how about we **** each other?
#479 to #478 - KevinPutt (9 hours ago) [-]
i know, i know.   
   
   
you love me too
i know, i know.


you love me too
User avatar #437 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Boop
User avatar #459 to #458 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Walked into that

Mines counting her money...again and possibly masturbating on top of it

... **** this conversation got weird I like it
#460 to #459 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
Spend the night with me and that's what happens. Never forgetti
User avatar #461 to #460 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
It actually encourages me to come back

this is the most fun I have had drunk

Did you accomplish anything today?
#462 to #461 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
I did things that I didn't want to do, but that didn't turn out as bad as I thought. Other than that, no, I'm going to be the same person tomorrow as I am today. Also you should consider calling it night
User avatar #463 to #462 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
I take it you're getting tired?
#464 to #463 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
It's 1:30 am, any normal human being would be tired by now. I was considering ending this conversation soon anyway, but I would hate to leave you in this state. Who knows what kind of people you'll piss off
User avatar #465 to #464 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Dont be such a baby

Goodnight friend. See you tomorrow
User avatar #439 to #438 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Hello
#440 to #439 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
hey bae
hey bae
User avatar #441 to #440 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
How are you?
#442 to #441 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm okay, how about you?
#443 to #442 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm waiting on some art projects for my waifu
I'm waiting on some art projects for my waifu
#444 to #443 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
well if you don't mind me saying, but your waifu is extremely attractive
well if you don't mind me saying, but your waifu is extremely attractive
#445 to #444 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Not just attractive but wealthy.

Very VERY wealthy. Like a billion dollars is below the poverty line in her world
#446 to #445 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ, how do you impress a girl like that?
#447 to #446 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Diamonds are a woman's best friend

or a Diamond mine

Or in all honesty a nice weapon. She like to start wars
#448 to #447 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
she seems terrifying
she seems terrifying
#449 to #448 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
You seem to be the kind of guy who knows the time process on when a Yandere goes from 0 to possessive

My waifu's temper is identical to that spectrum only a tad shorter.

If an orphan child asked her for money she'd kick it. Zero humanity in this woman at all
#450 to #449 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
first off, that's the first time I've heard that assumption

secondly, I don't know whether that's a good thing or not

lastly, yandere is 0 to 100 ***** real quick, drop that hoe before she drops you, from one bro to another
#451 to #450 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
My waifu doesn't treat people like people she treats them like toys

#452 to #451 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
aight homie, if that's what floats your boat then you hit the jackpot. Can't really judge cuz mine would pull a gun on me if I didn't listen to her
aight homie, if that's what floats your boat then you hit the jackpot. Can't really judge cuz mine would pull a gun on me if I didn't listen to her
#453 to #452 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
You're into Tsunderes I see

Wow way to live life on Easy mode
#454 to #453 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
nah, kuudere feggots are the real low lives
nah, kuudere feggots are the real low lives
#455 to #454 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
>That gun

If your waifu ever needs something specific she can call her on her cellphone to do lunch
#456 to #455 - jkaizoku (01/17/2015) [-]
she's kinda busy at the moment..........I'll pass the info along
she's kinda busy at the moment..........I'll pass the info along
User avatar #457 to #456 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Busy?

Doing ******* what?
User avatar #433 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
I gave it a lot of thought and I've come to the conclusion that you were right and I was wrong...





Tsukihi has the best monogatari opening
#434 to #433 - jkaizoku (12/23/2014) [-]
You don't have to tell me I'm right
#435 to #434 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
So have you watched Hanamonogatari yet?
#436 to #435 - jkaizoku (12/23/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, watched it a while ago. I've gotten kinda tired of the monogatari formula, some stuff still interests me, it's really the talking and moral-of-the-story of everything, but I liked this one.
Oh yeah, watched it a while ago. I've gotten kinda tired of the monogatari formula, some stuff still interests me, it's really the talking and moral-of-the-story of everything, but I liked this one.
#430 - KevinPutt (12/15/2014) [-]
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#428 - jkaizoku (12/14/2014) [-]
Hard to reply when you blocked me.

Merry Christmas goldendarknessx, hope you had a good year.
#429 to #428 - goldendarknessx (12/14/2014) [-]
You make a very good point.   
   
Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
You make a very good point.

Cheers I'll try, you to my friend.
User avatar #424 - Sasher (12/11/2014) [-]
Sorry man, I didnt think that comment was gonna net you so many negative thumbs lol
#425 to #424 - jkaizoku (12/11/2014) [-]
I could care less. I sealed my own fate by posting it. No harm, no foul. Appreciate the apology though.
I could care less. I sealed my own fate by posting it. No harm, no foul. Appreciate the apology though.
#418 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
**snipys noms**
**snipys noms**
#419 to #418 - jkaizoku (12/11/2014) [-]
Instructions not clear
Instructions not clear
#420 to #419 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
So how goes things, Nii-san?
#421 to #420 - jkaizoku (12/11/2014) [-]
how do I look?
User avatar #422 to #421 - snipys (12/11/2014) [-]
Hmmm somethings different...

Oh right! Nice haircut!
User avatar #423 to #422 - jkaizoku (12/11/2014) [-]
My hair is longer so you're close and I do have more facial hair and before yesterday I hadn't showered in like a week, I also had only like one meal over the weekend. Basically, my body is at defcon 2 and if I don't get a decent meal I'm gonna mail it in for the rest of the year. So how are you doing?
User avatar #406 - electrickwalrus (11/26/2014) [-]
Don't forget to deliver!
User avatar #400 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
I need your help with something
User avatar #401 to #400 - jkaizoku (11/17/2014) [-]
What's up?
#402 to #401 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
A quick survey question: What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this logo?
User avatar #403 to #402 - jkaizoku (11/17/2014) [-]
Apple, but if I looked at it for a little bit more I think of a grocery store. Idk why, that's just what came to mind. It's probably not what it means.
User avatar #404 to #403 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. Your help is appreciated
User avatar #405 to #404 - jkaizoku (11/17/2014) [-]
Anytime
#385 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
#313 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
**snipys cuddles with his Nii-san for the first time in forever and a half**
**snipys cuddles with his Nii-san for the first time in forever and a half**
#314 to #313 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
my otouto
my otouto
#317 to #314 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
So how have things been going? I just started work and it is hard... I need top get a job that is something I will enjoy as soon as possible. I got a few ideas, but I need at least some money to start.
So how have things been going? I just started work and it is hard... I need top get a job that is something I will enjoy as soon as possible. I got a few ideas, but I need at least some money to start.
#318 to #317 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
I'm a freshman at college so I'm learning lots of new things. I'm on my own, hundreds of miles away from home, still making friends and trying to find something to do other than school work which is what I should be doing now . Overall, I like where I am, I like where I'm going I think , and right now I just want to grow as a person and be better than I am.

Oh sweet, what are you doing and what do you want to do?
User avatar #319 to #318 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Either something related to gaming or construction. or computers or something. Those two things are what is natural for me because of both hobbies and because of what parents taught me. Even working at gamestop seems like a nice job right about now, but I need a car to get to the closest one.
User avatar #320 to #319 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
hmmmm interdasting. You a good writer? We need some good gaming journalists with the amount of job openings now adays.
User avatar #321 to #320 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Nooo thanks! I don't want to get anywhere near that zoe quinn pussy! Girl is ugly as hell and pussy must be wider than the sun
#322 to #321 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
alright, alright, relax. Don't need my otouto getting worked up and ******** himself.
#323 to #322 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Heheh... Nii-san.. uhm... about that... hehehe....   
 I uh.. need to use the bath now...
Heheh... Nii-san.. uhm... about that... hehehe....
I uh.. need to use the bath now...
#324 to #323 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
The Starfish Alliance would be dissapoint
#325 to #324 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
is okei, Nii-san can wash me like how we used to when we were tiny!
is okei, Nii-san can wash me like how we used to when we were tiny!
#326 to #325 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
>when we were tiny   
   
wipe your own ass 						*****
>when we were tiny

wipe your own ass *****
#327 to #326 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
It wasn't my ass I was talking about...Nii-san...
#328 to #327 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
then what the hell are you ta-........oooohhh...............oh
then what the hell are you ta-........oooohhh...............oh
#329 to #328 - snipys (09/16/2014) [-]
Well, it was great catching up with b6ya, Nii-san. Imma go violently lesbian masturbate myself to sleep so I can work tomorrow. Good luck on school! Seeya later!
Well, it was great catching up with b6ya, Nii-san. Imma go violently lesbian masturbate myself to sleep so I can work tomorrow. Good luck on school! Seeya later!
#330 to #329 - jkaizoku (09/16/2014) [-]
Oyasumi, snipy-kun
User avatar #309 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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#303 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
Been a while since we talked, Nii-san.
Been a while since we talked, Nii-san.
#304 to #303 - jkaizoku (06/03/2014) [-]
Yes, it's been too long, my innocent otouto
#305 to #304 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
So how are things?
So how are things?
#306 to #305 - jkaizoku (06/03/2014) [-]
Good, winding down on my senior year. I have a scholarship dinner to go to tonight so this conversation might be cut short soon.

But how are things with you? How goes the sims?
#307 to #306 - snipys (06/03/2014) [-]
Things are pretty well for me. Might move to ocean city MD and get a job soon.   
And the sims are going.... well enough. You likely saw my post about it recently.   
   
I got to take a shower in a sec, so the same for me.
Things are pretty well for me. Might move to ocean city MD and get a job soon.
And the sims are going.... well enough. You likely saw my post about it recently.

I got to take a shower in a sec, so the same for me.
#308 to #307 - jkaizoku (06/03/2014) [-]
That sounds exciting. Good for you dude.

You go do that, I gotta get dressed up for these savages. Talk to ya soon, Onii-chan.
User avatar #301 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (05/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #302 to #301 - jkaizoku (05/19/2014) [-]
You wanna go, m8?
#295 - timetravelzero (05/13/2014) [-]
We haven't spoken in a while. Here, have these.
#297 to #296 - jkaizoku (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh t-thank you time, but I-I didn't get anything for you.
#298 to #297 - timetravelzero (05/14/2014) [-]
Its cool, buddy. Just keep on keeping on, you know!
Its cool, buddy. Just keep on keeping on, you know!
#299 to #298 - jkaizoku (05/14/2014) [-]
B-b-b-b-b-but you can't just give me that without anything in return!

Here, have this. I hope you like it.
#300 to #299 - timetravelzero (05/14/2014) [-]
Like I said, no worries! I already have that one anyways (One of my favorites, as it so happens)
#289 - snipys (05/10/2014) [-]
Nii-san! Nii-san! I am gonna be a Nii-san!

Also in more serious news, my real life brother is getting married. yay.
#290 to #289 - jkaizoku (05/10/2014) [-]
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN   
 Congratulations
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-CCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Congratulations
User avatar #291 to #290 - snipys (05/10/2014) [-]
Yep. Senpai is pregnant. I will act as the abomination's Nii-san.
#292 to #291 - jkaizoku (05/10/2014) [-]
So......   
   
you're going to eat his first born?
So......

you're going to eat his first born?
#293 to #292 - snipys (05/10/2014) [-]
ew no.    
   
   
I have to raise it from abomination so i can show it Katawa shoujo when it gets older.
ew no.


I have to raise it from abomination so i can show it Katawa shoujo when it gets older.
#294 to #293 - jkaizoku (05/10/2014) [-]
At least you'll be there to make sure it doesn't tear him down.
#278 - snipys (04/22/2014) [-]
N-Nii san I don't feel so go-glarababalbalrealralralralrlralralbalrlaglahlahl   
   
*vomits all over Nii-san's new perverted magazine collection that I am not questioning because I feel too sick*
N-Nii san I don't feel so go-glarababalbalrealralralralrlralralbalrlaglahlahl

*vomits all over Nii-san's new perverted magazine collection that I am not questioning because I feel too sick*
#279 to #278 - jkaizoku (04/22/2014) [-]
Notification from snipys.   
   
"Oh let's see what he wants...................aw hell nah"
Notification from snipys.

"Oh let's see what he wants...................aw hell nah"
#280 to #279 - snipys (04/22/2014) [-]
I am seriously feeling terrible though. Stuffed nose, throat and chest filled with mucus, coughing, chest and stomach pains, and vomiting to top it off. Things really cannot get much worse.
I am seriously feeling terrible though. Stuffed nose, throat and chest filled with mucus, coughing, chest and stomach pains, and vomiting to top it off. Things really cannot get much worse.
#281 to #280 - jkaizoku (04/22/2014) [-]
Flu. It's definitely the ******* flu.
User avatar #282 to #281 - snipys (04/22/2014) [-]
I'll try to get a doctors appointment tomorrow. b-bye nii-san. Have a good one.
#283 to #282 - jkaizoku (04/22/2014) [-]
hope you feel better, bro.
#276 - snipys (04/06/2014) [-]
#cuddling with Nii-san
#cuddling with Nii-san
#277 to #276 - jkaizoku (04/07/2014) [-]
meow :3
meow :3
#272 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Wut
User avatar #273 to #272 - jkaizoku (04/04/2014) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnnnn gurl, u sooo fine
User avatar #274 to #273 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Dat T-shirt tho
User avatar #275 to #274 - jkaizoku (04/04/2014) [-]
She wears it well. You should get a custom tshirt just like that.
#270 - snipys (04/02/2014) [-]
Nii-san! Nii-san!!!! I got a perfect score on my test, Nii-san! The teaches praised me, Nii-san! I love you, Nii-san!
#271 to #270 - jkaizoku (04/02/2014) [-]
Uh good job, Snipy-kun, I guess.
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