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#64 - i guess when i think of war i really can't see anyone using nu…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on putin things into perspective -5
#138 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
The reason why nukes are not in question is because no two countries with nukes have been at war. But should Russia and the US go head to head, it will end in a nuclear holocaust.

And no, infantry doesn't make the backbone of an army anymore. They're handy for sneaking around and clearing hostage situations, but a tank or plane can just bomb shit to ashes all the same. The latter are useless if you want to spare civilians, but that's no concern of the US, so they keep investing in them. Only reason why they will never defeat any extremist group in the Middle East is because the civilian casualties cause uproar among the people there, and the Al Qaeda and IS can start mass recruiting the remaining survivors of torn apart families.

And yes, a large part of your argument was military misconduct. Which the US is currently #1 at.
#61 - we are not scared ******** of Russia don't make m…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on putin things into perspective -5
#62 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
China doesn't have the same military strength of Russia. They have fewer nuclear arms and a smaller range of vehicles, while having a large infantry base, which is pretty weak in modern warfare.

Also, the US has killed over a million civilians since the Soviet Union dissolved. Russia has less than 10 000. How can you expect the US to be more violent than Russia if your head is stuck up in 1940's statistics, when Russia had a completely different ideology and sent unwilling peasants into war? Doesn't work like that.

User avatar #64 - jjvoodoo (09/16/2014) [-]
i guess when i think of war i really can't see anyone using nukes anymore because the leaders of the world know what will happen if they are used. and true infantry arnt as us full as say a jet but over 10 years of fighting almost purely infantry enemy's americans have learned they are still the backbone in any fighting force, and BTW im not just talking about military misconduct my comment on there behavior in WW2 was just an example not my entire argument
#138 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
The reason why nukes are not in question is because no two countries with nukes have been at war. But should Russia and the US go head to head, it will end in a nuclear holocaust.

And no, infantry doesn't make the backbone of an army anymore. They're handy for sneaking around and clearing hostage situations, but a tank or plane can just bomb shit to ashes all the same. The latter are useless if you want to spare civilians, but that's no concern of the US, so they keep investing in them. Only reason why they will never defeat any extremist group in the Middle East is because the civilian casualties cause uproar among the people there, and the Al Qaeda and IS can start mass recruiting the remaining survivors of torn apart families.

And yes, a large part of your argument was military misconduct. Which the US is currently #1 at.
#56 - #1 The US can go into any country we want, not saying thats a …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on putin things into perspective -3
#122 - firesky (09/16/2014) [-]
As I live in a region that was occupied by Russia (the russians were even fighting in my hometown against the SS in the neighbourtown) and near the american occupation zone I have talked with some people that are actual time witnesses.
Most of them liked the Russians and many even preferred them over americans mostly because "They weren't arrogant as fuck because they didn't see themselves as heroes but just wanted to go home"

There was one case of rape by a russian in my neighbour town afaik. He was court-martialled and shot by his superior.
#168 - afaik (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad I found this thread.
#58 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
The US government is scared shitless of Russia. And any other country that are in possession of nuclear arms. Otherwise North Korea would cease to exist in a flash.

The Wehrmacht was no different, and the US has not complained about who they work with at long as they complete the mission. The guy who staged the My Lai massacre ordered the brutal killing of hundred of civilians, and many women were gangraped an mutilated. He received 3 and a half years of house arrest.
User avatar #61 - jjvoodoo (09/16/2014) [-]
we are not scared shitless of Russia don't make me laugh, and the only reason we allow north Korea so stay around is because there the pet dog of china, china being the only country that could go tow to tow with us in a fight these days. BTW the american army has done some nasty shit but at least is isnt expected of us like it is of russia
#62 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
China doesn't have the same military strength of Russia. They have fewer nuclear arms and a smaller range of vehicles, while having a large infantry base, which is pretty weak in modern warfare.

Also, the US has killed over a million civilians since the Soviet Union dissolved. Russia has less than 10 000. How can you expect the US to be more violent than Russia if your head is stuck up in 1940's statistics, when Russia had a completely different ideology and sent unwilling peasants into war? Doesn't work like that.

User avatar #64 - jjvoodoo (09/16/2014) [-]
i guess when i think of war i really can't see anyone using nukes anymore because the leaders of the world know what will happen if they are used. and true infantry arnt as us full as say a jet but over 10 years of fighting almost purely infantry enemy's americans have learned they are still the backbone in any fighting force, and BTW im not just talking about military misconduct my comment on there behavior in WW2 was just an example not my entire argument
#138 - comradewinter (09/16/2014) [-]
The reason why nukes are not in question is because no two countries with nukes have been at war. But should Russia and the US go head to head, it will end in a nuclear holocaust.

And no, infantry doesn't make the backbone of an army anymore. They're handy for sneaking around and clearing hostage situations, but a tank or plane can just bomb shit to ashes all the same. The latter are useless if you want to spare civilians, but that's no concern of the US, so they keep investing in them. Only reason why they will never defeat any extremist group in the Middle East is because the civilian casualties cause uproar among the people there, and the Al Qaeda and IS can start mass recruiting the remaining survivors of torn apart families.

And yes, a large part of your argument was military misconduct. Which the US is currently #1 at.
#44 - i'm gypsy and can neither sing nor dance 09/15/2014 on putin things into perspective +1
#42 - that guy is pretty ******* metal 09/15/2014 on putin things into perspective 0
#39 - wait wait wait wait......the creator of everything and all, th…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2014 on putin things into perspective 0
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
OH! I remembered another one. This is an actual myth. Or at least a really old folk tale. I'm from Bulgaria, by the way. Right above Greece on the map.

The myth's about why we're so talented in all sorts of stuff. It says that after God was done making the countries he gave gifts to the people of each one. He gave the greeks a talent for math and phylosophy, he gave gypsies a talent for music and dance and so on. While God was giving those away, the bulgarian guy was in the shitter, so he missed it and when he went to get his gifts God had run out, so in order to give him something he took a little bit of the other countries' talents, mashed them together and gave it to him.

We also have a folk song about how a guys' mother was a slut. Things are kind of weird around here.
User avatar #44 - jjvoodoo (09/15/2014) [-]
i'm gypsy and can neither sing nor dance
User avatar #40 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Most of our myths make no sense. We've got a myth about a guy who cut off one of his toes and poured salt in the wound just so the pain would keep him awake while he was on guard duty. Greek mythology this is not.
User avatar #42 - jjvoodoo (09/15/2014) [-]
that guy is pretty fucking metal
#36 - out of curiosity what part of land was this? the Garden of fre…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/15/2014 on putin things into perspective 0
User avatar #45 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Ran out of reply space and it's an old stereotype thing.
User avatar #37 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Fuck if I know. Possibly. We actually have an old myth about how when god was making the Earth he ran out of materials, so he said "Fuck it.", broke off a chunk of heaven and slapped it there.
User avatar #39 - jjvoodoo (09/15/2014) [-]
wait wait wait wait......the creator of everything and all, the alpha and omega.......ran out of supplies?
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
OH! I remembered another one. This is an actual myth. Or at least a really old folk tale. I'm from Bulgaria, by the way. Right above Greece on the map.

The myth's about why we're so talented in all sorts of stuff. It says that after God was done making the countries he gave gifts to the people of each one. He gave the greeks a talent for math and phylosophy, he gave gypsies a talent for music and dance and so on. While God was giving those away, the bulgarian guy was in the shitter, so he missed it and when he went to get his gifts God had run out, so in order to give him something he took a little bit of the other countries' talents, mashed them together and gave it to him.

We also have a folk song about how a guys' mother was a slut. Things are kind of weird around here.
User avatar #44 - jjvoodoo (09/15/2014) [-]
i'm gypsy and can neither sing nor dance
User avatar #40 - thechosentroll (09/15/2014) [-]
Most of our myths make no sense. We've got a myth about a guy who cut off one of his toes and poured salt in the wound just so the pain would keep him awake while he was on guard duty. Greek mythology this is not.
User avatar #42 - jjvoodoo (09/15/2014) [-]
that guy is pretty fucking metal

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