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Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
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#9 - Cuz Teemo is forever squishy. 11/28/2014 on panth ult 0
#31 - I prefer Dr Thunder, actually. More of the malty, vanilla flavor. 11/27/2014 on Will the real Dr. Pepper... +1
#100 - That my samurai costume was racist since I wasnt Japanese. Seriously. 11/27/2014 on There there 0
#59 - Yes he is. Good job catching that. Haley Joel Osment. 11/27/2014 on Buttchex +1
#13 - Blood Angels. Cuz, ya know, nipples on their armor. 11/27/2014 on The Epsilon Program 0
#44 - She's literally screamed in my face, to the point that I picke…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2014 on There there +5
#93 - jakeattack (11/27/2014) [-]
Lol what was she screaming about? Muh soggy knees?
User avatar #100 - jjamesgordon (11/27/2014) [-]
That my samurai costume was racist since I wasnt Japanese. Seriously.
#40 - The thing about the typical SJW is that ignoring them doesn't …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/26/2014 on There there +2
#42 - weirdfishes (11/26/2014) [-]
Have they physically screamed in your face? Or do you willingly read their online posts? Because they're two separate things.
User avatar #44 - jjamesgordon (11/26/2014) [-]
She's literally screamed in my face, to the point that I picked her up and sat her on the couch, then left the party (she's a 5' 1" redhead, I'm 6' 6"). I've literally had to treat her like a child.
#93 - jakeattack (11/27/2014) [-]
Lol what was she screaming about? Muh soggy knees?
User avatar #100 - jjamesgordon (11/27/2014) [-]
That my samurai costume was racist since I wasnt Japanese. Seriously.
#37 - I have, actually. Could screencap our conversations.  [+] (15 new replies) 11/26/2014 on There there +3
#92 - jakeattack (11/27/2014) [-]
Pls do, for the lulz
#39 - weirdfishes (11/26/2014) [-]
Well then why do the likes of you and other people feel so bothered about it that you then need to whine about it constantly? Can't you ignore them like you do any other idiot?
User avatar #55 - kousei (11/27/2014) [-]
Yes, we COULD ignore it, but that means they win. Considering some of the shit they're putting out there... leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billNavClient.xhtml?bill_id=201320140SB967 I'd rather stand up and tell them "no."
User avatar #58 - silentark (11/27/2014) [-]
the only two things that didn't make sense in this entire bill was 'consent can be revoked at any time and 'victim centric' policies, which seems to already exist in america anyway.
User avatar #60 - kousei (11/27/2014) [-]
How about the fact that it reiterates already accepted standards even the stupid ones and leaves a big ol' blank for what constitutes "affirmative consent" and how often it must be received. It also does not state any requirement for the verbalization of cancelled consent. Oh and that one night your partner was barely willing to have sex with you? It is now a rape charge awaiting you for the day you piss them off. Thank you but you won't be disposing of rape by EXPANDING THE DEFINITION!
User avatar #61 - silentark (11/27/2014) [-]
*shrugs* get a good lawyer and the blank spots mean nothing, if they haven't set what constitutes consent or withdrawal of such consent then that's up for dispute.
Frankly it's not an issue that concerns me, i'm no american and most women here have a decent sense of reason.
User avatar #62 - kousei (11/27/2014) [-]
I envy you man, in the states we got some bat-shit crazy women. You should check out the CDC's definition of "rape" that should tell ya.
User avatar #74 - silentark (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm not sure I want to know, though here if there no evidence either side, they run tests here, that and if they're proven to be false, they have to pay all the court expenses, generally ensures false claims are kept to a minimum Also after a quick check, here it states that consent cannot be withdrawn during intercourse
User avatar #75 - kousei (11/27/2014) [-]
Again, ENVY! really? where at?
User avatar #101 - silentark (11/27/2014) [-]
straya mate
User avatar #40 - jjamesgordon (11/26/2014) [-]
The thing about the typical SJW is that ignoring them doesn't work. Think of ignoring a hcild. They'll just stand in front of you and scream until you can't ignore them anymore.
#42 - weirdfishes (11/26/2014) [-]
Have they physically screamed in your face? Or do you willingly read their online posts? Because they're two separate things.
User avatar #44 - jjamesgordon (11/26/2014) [-]
She's literally screamed in my face, to the point that I picked her up and sat her on the couch, then left the party (she's a 5' 1" redhead, I'm 6' 6"). I've literally had to treat her like a child.
#93 - jakeattack (11/27/2014) [-]
Lol what was she screaming about? Muh soggy knees?
User avatar #100 - jjamesgordon (11/27/2014) [-]
That my samurai costume was racist since I wasnt Japanese. Seriously.
#87 - Okay, again, not understanding your choice of what to be sarca…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #88 - privatepumpanickel (11/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, in my experience it's people like you who make the rest of the military-sympathizers look like conservative dickwads. I said nothing against veterans on the street and actually give to a charity associated in my local area.
www.veteranscharity.org.uk/

I was mocking your way of attention-seeking on the internet. Now shoo, go honor your countriz, because I have better things to do than to keep replying, don't be so angry at someone over the internet, it's happened to the best of us
#85 - Lots of people are in the military that don't come from milita…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #86 - privatepumpanickel (11/26/2014) [-]
Let me re-phrase then, seen as i'm feeling patient.
"Gee, I wouldn't have guessed you were in any way related to anything military at all or in any way emotionally attached to things that are military in general.."
I get to be a skeptical cold-hearted asshole today because I too, am in a horrible, bleak phase of life. Yeyy
User avatar #87 - jjamesgordon (11/26/2014) [-]
Okay, again, not understanding your choice of what to be sarcastic about.
Tons of people are associated with the military and don't have a family to support them.
Everyone in my family has served in wartime, so they understand.
The veterans on the streets DON'T have that support, and they're the ones I was talking about.
Be a shitlord somewhere else, cuz I take the fact that some of my brothers and sisters in arms have committed suicide because of the way their public has treated them very seriously.
User avatar #88 - privatepumpanickel (11/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, in my experience it's people like you who make the rest of the military-sympathizers look like conservative dickwads. I said nothing against veterans on the street and actually give to a charity associated in my local area.
www.veteranscharity.org.uk/

I was mocking your way of attention-seeking on the internet. Now shoo, go honor your countriz, because I have better things to do than to keep replying, don't be so angry at someone over the internet, it's happened to the best of us

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User avatar #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
You just had kids? Huh.

What about the existential issues, what are you going to teach your kid? Are you going to brainwash her with some dogma? Or teach it to question it's surrounings?
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (06/06/2014) [-]
Had a kid*
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