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Date Signed Up:11/19/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#1348
Comment Ranking:#4350
Highest Content Rank:#119
Highest Comment Rank:#1049
Content Thumbs: 63486 total,  70019 ,  6533
Comment Thumbs: 4757 total,  5633 ,  876
Content Level Progress: 26.1% (261/1000)
Level 259 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:2913433
Times Content Favorited:4513 times
Total Comments Made:994
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#27 - you know what you must do now put your dick in it 09/17/2014 on How to make scroll paper. 0
#3 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** so does mojang got other ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Buy Mojang for a good price -2
User avatar #16 - norkas (09/17/2014) [-]
Scrolls and Cobalt exist.
User avatar #4 - thedeathaudition (09/17/2014) [-]
Scrolls was their only other "decent" game. Really Mojang only had minecraft that was worth anything.
User avatar #52 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (09/17/2014) [-]
so far. iirc they have some game devs that are not in either minecraft or scrolls teams and there's been talk about various prototypes, so.. something might be in makings but with scrolls not doing too well, it's kinda obvious MS bought Mojang for Minecraft. No idea how they can make enough money with it though, now that it's sold so much already. Kinda weird decision from MS I think.
#6 - so whats the diference between the new apple phone vs the olde…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on iphone 69s +8
User avatar #41 - scorcho (09/17/2014) [-]
it has full hd now. You know like all the phones from the last generation.
User avatar #28 - besle (09/17/2014) [-]
IPS screen, better processor, NFC chipped. You know, pretty much what every other phone got at a 200$ smaller price tag.
User avatar #13 - envinite (09/17/2014) [-]
Slightly changes of appearance and a better hardware performance.
User avatar #10 - spceinvdr (09/17/2014) [-]
its bigger and has a processor that so minute in speed change that it's impossible to notice, doesnt justify the price, and isnt really necessary anyway.
#18 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a 64bit processor when nearly all other phones use 32 bit. A gap in performance is expected, but it's much larger than it should be.
#45 - elaxx (09/17/2014) [-]
How does 64bit CPU improved iPhones exactly? I'm not an IT but as far as I know 64 bit CPUs are beneficial mostly when you have more than 4GB of RAM (i.e. it can use bigger operating memory capacities more efficiently), which iPhone 6 doesn't have, unless the new mobile 64bit CPU with mobile RAM work completely differently. I'm genuinely interested.
#2 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** what america really is  [+] (8 new replies) 09/17/2014 on 'Murica +112
#33 - newdevyx (09/18/2014) [-]
Fukken knew it! They are working with Russia to enslave the world.
#3 - LeifEricson (09/17/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** nononono this is what its like
User avatar #16 - jizzonmypants (09/17/2014) [-]
america is a dick
User avatar #4 - LeifEricson (09/17/2014) [-]
well that sums it up a big dick and huge balls
User avatar #12 - arziben (09/17/2014) [-]
more like a once big and now flacid dick
#61 - LeifEricson (09/18/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** still one of the biggest super powers in the world
User avatar #62 - arziben (09/18/2014) [-]
sweet roll
#63 - LeifEricson (09/18/2014) [-]
**LeifEricson rolled image** thank you I found it very relevant
#13 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** thumbed because of title 09/17/2014 on Incomming allegations of... 0
#13 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** you ************ 09/17/2014 on You think your days been bad? +1
#54 - Picture 09/16/2014 on 10 awesome inventions +100
#28 - hands down best roll i've seen in my life 09/16/2014 on damn straight +1
#12 - man tokyo ghoul 143 is such bullshyt there are so many loose e… 09/16/2014 on Historys Strongest Disciple... 0
#11 - >be me >play ds2 >trying a faith dex build fo… 09/15/2014 on The Nice Invader +3
#65 - Picture 09/15/2014 on git gud +2
#201 - this is actually well made why do people hate pony's so much anyway 09/14/2014 on Fists of Steel +1
#28 - obligatory 09/13/2014 on japanese farmers +22
#17 - sassy nirvana is best nirvana 09/13/2014 on Spoiler Alert 0
#68 - tfw you will never **** a talking cat 09/13/2014 on Look at that hot pussy. +6
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on My face +32
#68 - gameku (09/13/2014) [-]
Nutted but she still suckin
#28 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** dat roll 09/12/2014 on Cute +1
#13 - the anime makes me puke they just took so many details and rus… 09/12/2014 on Amon gets Deathzoned 0
#91 - the manga is better they are rushing a lot of stuff in the anime 09/12/2014 on Great advice. 0
#192 - well i think the manga is actually well made if i should rate … 09/12/2014 on Well mark me down as scared... 0
#39 - just give it some time for ds2 lore to expand it will prob be … 09/12/2014 on [insert title] 0
#38 - maybe the bosses werent easy.... maybe we just got better …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on [insert title] 0
User avatar #41 - thatguycrow (09/12/2014) [-]
If I just got better, why do I still find bosses from DS1 challenging? Yeah I'm experienced with them but I'm still on my toes the whole time because I know I'll die if I fuck up. DS2 was almost smooth sailing from start to finish.
#1 - so many bad puns in a review.... my brain can't take it 09/12/2014 on Hatoful Boyfriend review 0
#2 - I've seen this post like 100 times  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on EVERY DAY 0
#4 - genralkruchefryed (09/13/2014) [-]
#11 - i would preffer not to buy the gatorade with the shyt in it an… 09/12/2014 on Classic /b/ 0
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