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Date Signed Up:11/19/2012
Last Login:8/01/2014
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Content Ranking:#991
Comment Ranking:#2817
Highest Content Rank:#119
Highest Comment Rank:#2645
Content Thumbs: 56509 total,  62305 ,  5796
Comment Thumbs: 2838 total,  3371 ,  533
Content Level Progress: 94.4% (944/1000)
Level 253 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 254 Content: Contaminated Win
Comment Level Progress: 35% (35/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:4
Content Views:2537275
Times Content Favorited:3851 times
Total Comments Made:710
FJ Points:39738
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#2 - Picture 05/30/2014 on Perfect loop beatdown +1
#2 - I want to eat their stomachs  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Spining seals 0
#3 - carlsaganrealness (05/30/2014) [-]
#4 - and then you got this 05/30/2014 on Coin Art +3
#6 - What they saw Inb4 ban for gore  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on Do You Enjoy Terrified... 0
User avatar #9 - Zyklone (05/30/2014) [-]
this isnt /b/ no one care
#5 - no i dont because its cold as shyt and my anus only deserve wa… 05/30/2014 on This is not a Solution! 0
#3 - I actually wrap toilet paper to the seat in order to heat my a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on This is not a Solution! +1
User avatar #4 - entername (05/30/2014) [-]
i hope your using that toilet paper after
#5 - jizzonmypants (05/30/2014) [-]
no i dont because its cold as shyt and my anus only deserve warm to half warmed toilet paper




also big meaty cocks
#1 - Comment deleted 05/30/2014 on Read Disc 0
#1 - Well if i am being cooked alive for you to fuck ill probably d… 05/29/2014 on /ck/ 0
#1 - this cat will pierce the heavens 05/29/2014 on You Can Probably Use Your... 0
#93 - I got another version of niggatar but i think yours better 05/29/2014 on big, ambitious and able +3
#92 - I like how it takes a while for him to slide pic unrelated  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on big, ambitious and able +1
User avatar #120 - pewdiepieisbestpie (06/06/2014) [-]
Thumbd down for unreleated pic just to get greenies
User avatar #115 - cptmongtard (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh that's why everyone loves Frozen?
#107 - oubliette (05/29/2014) [-]
dem hips dou
#1 - What if she is into SCAT porn  [+] (10 new replies) 05/29/2014 on mrw I'm in a heated argument +158
User avatar #85 - jellyman (05/30/2014) [-]
What's SCAT porn?
User avatar #120 - friedepidermis (05/30/2014) [-]
It's better if you didn't know
#79 - icanexplain (05/30/2014) [-]
THAT IS THE GAYEST JIF EVER
#40 - LOLinternet (05/29/2014) [-]
#28 - mikasuh (05/29/2014) [-]
#15 - viralkamina (05/29/2014) [-]
OH MAN why did i have to google for "scat porn"??
#21 - thelastelephant (05/29/2014) [-]
And that's why I never get curious
#7 - funnyjunkforlife (05/29/2014) [-]
#42 - virtigo (05/29/2014) [-]
Ever since I learned that that is chocolate, I've always wanted to eat it so badly..
User avatar #4 - toppone (05/29/2014) [-]
Then I guess if you tell her to "eat shit" she'll suddenly get aroused and start sucking your ass.
#1 - I would watch it 05/29/2014 on Best ad ever 0
#3 - that coment tho 05/29/2014 on C.S.I 0
#1 - That ending tho  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on C.S.I 0
User avatar #2 - truezen (05/29/2014) [-]
**truezen rolled comment #268755 ** :
I played it for a while but it just got worse and worse as I played. Didn't help that half the time I was cringing at the terrible attempts at jokes.
#3 - jizzonmypants (05/29/2014) [-]
that coment tho
#1 - this looks like a 4chan greentext that im too lazy to search  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on M&M FIGHT 0
#5 - anonymous (05/30/2014) [-]
it is, and the face book faggot decided to pass it off as something he did, and he obviously didnt do
#50 - I still looked at the boobs first 05/29/2014 on You think you're having a... +3
#1 - that went diferent in my mind 05/29/2014 on Horizontal Vs Verticle +42
#1 - classic korean anime mmorpg pay to win game 05/29/2014 on The Great MMO Struggle 0
#275 - wow this guy really resist a lot of bullshyt 05/28/2014 on RIP +1
#7 - gaben?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on bronies 0
User avatar #16 - deathtobreakfast (05/27/2014) [-]
No, it's Markus from "mensch Markus" a german comedy TV show. He makes decent comedy.
#1 - so what its not like he is gonna get laid with that broken pel…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Yet Again... -2
#2 - rasorburn (05/26/2014) [-]
First off, fuck OP, because this is still on the front page. Second of all, fuck you for trying to pass off the top comment on that post as your own, you dumb faggot
#3 - bluedodger (05/26/2014) [-]
Hate to spoil it for ya, but that top comment isn't me
#1 - BFW 05/26/2014 on misleading title 0
#1 - Then his dick must be really small 05/26/2014 on dad 0
#1 - I thought because there was a little good in everybody 05/26/2014 on tit +1
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