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Date Signed Up:11/19/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
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Content Ranking:#980
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Highest Content Rank:#119
Highest Comment Rank:#2895
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#337 - it's chony from youtube i think 06/12/2014 on Beets by schrute alternatives +1
#1 - *insert sexual reference*  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on I remember watching this show 0
User avatar #2 - endodoobiesmoke (06/11/2014) [-]
spongebob spunkface
User avatar #6 - dariusnigrophallus (06/12/2014) [-]
spongeknob squarenuts its a porn video, and don't ask how i acquired this information
User avatar #10 - endodoobiesmoke (06/13/2014) [-]
i think your avatar says it all!!
User avatar #7 - nikolaier (06/12/2014) [-]
i have a quastion
#156 - Dark Souls greatbows in a nutshell 06/11/2014 on OLLY THE MAN 0
#2 - Is she retarded? no really is she? no joke in this  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on hehe 0
User avatar #3 - motherbuckingderpy (06/11/2014) [-]
nope, just in pep-band. We are our own special brand of crazy
#2 - i bet he did write it 06/11/2014 on Lion King, GRRM style 0
#2 - i did chuckle at this compilations but the last pic got me hard  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Punny stuff +21
#31 - edeott (06/12/2014) [-]
#24 - herptyderpies (06/12/2014) [-]
i made this a long time ago
User avatar #14 - brothergrimm (06/12/2014) [-]
why the fuck did that get you hard? you into bestiality, you sick fuck?
#225 - ds port is terrible on pc tho as well as other games porte…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC 0
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User avatar #448 - Timmietim (06/11/2014) [-]
if dark souls
>controller
>dsfix
User avatar #228 - Darianvincent (06/11/2014) [-]
-Shrug- Pokemon plays alright on PC. Even if it's not officially released on PC or anything. All hail emulators.
User avatar #465 - linxusisatroll (06/11/2014) [-]
#consoleplebshavetopayforgames
#32 - I  [+] (9 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Cocks +7
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User avatar #186 - jewsburninindaoven (06/09/2014) [-]
No pen is...
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User avatar #33 - hellomynameisbill (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #38 - leprechaunne (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #93 - bumbojumbo (06/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #40 - exceeding (06/09/2014) [-]
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#74 - holding a fart next to the girl you like 06/09/2014 on gas leak +2
#48 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Steam sales are coming for... +1
#9 - > Be me > Newfag only some hours of playing civ 5 p…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Civ 5 +13
#30 - dandarkfire (06/08/2014) [-]
Try to become as self-sufficient as possible. I had a game where I was going for domination. I had already conquered 3 other civilizations and had 15~ cities. Since I couldn't really take any capitals because there were other cities in the way, I started razing old cities I'd captured, the ones that were producing the most unhappiness/least happiness, looking out for luxury resources they had.
Also, try not to bide your time too much, because whilst playing on emperor I'll always fall behind on science unless I'm my main focus is science.
#25 - anonymous (06/08/2014) [-]
If its the newest civ and on that low a difficulty just play japan and rush them with a mostly ranged force with only a few guys to soak damage you should be able to knock them down one after another.
User avatar #10 - givemecoke (06/08/2014) [-]
try and pit other empires against each other instead of doing the dirty work yourself
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on The next summer blockbuster +30
User avatar #13 - TheSchwartz (06/09/2014) [-]
F is for fuck her right in the pussy Funnier in video form
#5 - becefalus (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - iamnotgoodwithname (06/08/2014) [-]
dat censoring
#34 - I dont mind if sea otters read my diary ..... now if they chek… 06/06/2014 on Tragedies 2 +1
#33 - ''Sarah Jessica Parker looking ************** 06/06/2014 on Tragedies 2 +2
#115 - I think the show is actually decent im not a fan boy but…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on NAILED IT +14
User avatar #147 - lotengo (06/06/2014) [-]
Your pic looks like a piece of the puzzle thatnis my childhood. But i cant remember what its from.

so..what show or movie is this from?
#155 - mexikaner (06/06/2014) [-]
the episode's name is "the Blue Danube" that's all i remember

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User avatar #118 - gdikodiak (06/06/2014) [-]
that pic tho'
#25 - I bet is targaryens blood 06/05/2014 on Jorah 0
#12 - dani is such a dumb bitch she exile one of his most powerfull …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Jorah +10
User avatar #21 - houseofbrick (06/04/2014) [-]
it was even worse in the books. At least in the show, you can understand where Dani is coming from, but in the books she learned about Ser Jorah's betrayal before taking Meereen and charged him with making a suicide run into the city through the sewers and to take it for her and therefore redeem himself to her. He does so without a scratch and she ends up sending him away anyway because she's a massive cunt.
#20 - gerbilos (06/04/2014) [-]
I must say that I really hate her right now. I wasnt able to force myself into concidering her hot, because of these eyebrows looking huge with blonde hair, and i guess thats main reason some people like her. Also her story is so fucking boring, I really hope that the Young Gryphon (not sure if thats original name, translating that directly cuz fuk of) gets both dragons and throne adn she dies like a bitch she is.
User avatar #18 - zaywoot (06/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, but to play the devils advocate here... She just found out that her most trusted, MOST trusted councillor had been spying on her

She can't really trust the guy - WE know he has changed and has good intentions, but she can't really know that...

As viewers we kinda gotta remember that the characters have a different perspective that we cannot match.
#13 - micekill (06/04/2014) [-]
heh, she became too obsessed, she believes that since she is the queen she is the only one right, and has hardships listening to her council. she will fail because she was not a wise queen
#65 - the **** was that reaction 06/04/2014 on did not kiss +2
#70 - im calling bullshyt who the **** just searches o… 06/04/2014 on No food 4 you +4
#12 - so what it doesnt mean she can't love nito  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Santier's Spear OP +2
User avatar #13 - sladee (06/04/2014) [-]
Everyone loves papa Nito
#10 - ******* santiers spamer he deserved to die to van…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Santier's Spear OP +6
User avatar #11 - sladee (06/04/2014) [-]
Nashandra b a spawn o' Manus m8
#12 - jizzonmypants (06/04/2014) [-]
so what it doesnt mean she can't love nito
User avatar #13 - sladee (06/04/2014) [-]
Everyone loves papa Nito
#12 - Comment deleted 06/04/2014 on Joker in Drangleic +1
#109 - ''gourmet burgers and fries'' 06/03/2014 on Five Guys +10
#17 - Is this game really good ? I´ve been thinking of buying i…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Watch Jews 0
User avatar #23 - thegamerslife (06/02/2014) [-]
I agree with jzpotter. I love the game, it's just poorly optimized. :/
User avatar #24 - jzpotter (06/02/2014) [-]
See that's the thing, maybe I got lucky, but my game is like glitch free!
User avatar #25 - thegamerslife (06/02/2014) [-]
Not glitchy. there is a difference. It runs ok except for the fps dipping randomly. and if you try to use shadowplay while playing this game, after a while it can start to greatly effect the games fps. It's just terribly optimized for PC, and even Nvidia is unhappy about it since there name is at the beginning of it.
User avatar #26 - jzpotter (06/02/2014) [-]
Ah. I see. Yeah I heard in reports it wasn't doing well on PC's. I'm gonna piss people off but I got it on PlayStation 4.
User avatar #28 - thegamerslife (06/02/2014) [-]
meh. the PC version has actually been capped with how many objects and NPC's it has on screen to the PS4 level too... which I think is god damn bullshit! fuck consoles. that shit has been ruining, what could have been glourious PC games for years now with this shitty "just port the game" idea. why can't we just make PC games then dumb it down for the console hardware!? why not have a graphical slider in game for consoles so this isn't and issue!? 30fps or 60fps, here is a slider... I am 100% on board with that idea (that linus (linustechtips) came up with). :/
User avatar #30 - jzpotter (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, that sucks man.
User avatar #31 - thegamerslife (06/02/2014) [-]
it's fine since it's theorized that this is most likely the last console generation*

*besides basic things like nintendo is doing. PC's are more affordable then ever before and by the time this generation of consoles is done the next ones will either not be made or basically just be a computer with a special OS.
User avatar #32 - jzpotter (06/02/2014) [-]
Still, many are just loyal to consoles, and some just are just technologically inept.
User avatar #22 - jzpotter (06/02/2014) [-]
Absolutely. It's really fucking awesome in my opinion.
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on FOOLS! +6
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