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Date Signed Up:11/19/2012
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Content Ranking:#1332
Comment Ranking:#4337
Highest Content Rank:#119
Highest Comment Rank:#1049
Content Thumbs: 63487 total,  70020 ,  6533
Comment Thumbs: 4757 total,  5633 ,  876
Content Level Progress: 26.1% (261/1000)
Level 259 Content: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Content: Pure Win
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:5
Content Views:2913658
Times Content Favorited:4512 times
Total Comments Made:994
FJ Points:46403
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#60 - ''I have no brother'' 10/29/2014 on Classic Jake +6
#20 - but they sure have vaginas 10/28/2014 on Only 4chan +5
#68 - I never pick warriors i always pick thiefs or wizards and if t… 10/27/2014 on Choosing a character +1
#163 - **jizzonmypants rolled image ** will a ever take a decent s… 10/27/2014 on Don't think 0
#29 - ''mama'' from guillermo del toro 10/24/2014 on 2spooky4me +1
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Spider toy +2
User avatar #78 - domoman (10/24/2014) [-]
source of that gif?
#50 - pedestrianx (10/23/2014) [-]
#320 - **** so close 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs +1
#319 - **jizzonmypants rolls 553** dubs are for casuls  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Roll Dubs +1
User avatar #320 - jizzonmypants (10/23/2014) [-]
fuck so close
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/23/2014 on 2spooky4me +1
User avatar #24 - grimagination (10/23/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #29 - jizzonmypants (10/24/2014) [-]
''mama'' from guillermo del toro
#45 - Picture 10/23/2014 on Pro skills 0
#24 - so that means i have to become asian and read peoples minds to…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on women in a nutshell +16
#55 - ddoggdiggity (10/22/2014) [-]
thats why there are so many asians
#299 - ****** 10/21/2014 on Free steam game $25 and... 0
#117 - Comment deleted 10/21/2014 on I said what what 0
#212 - I actually like the update it makes matches longer and the pos…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on eSports matters! +2
User avatar #228 - Sperit (10/21/2014) [-]
early game is my jam
and i don't care much for that i care more about the Match making fuck up
#51 - OHHH SHI- 10/21/2014 on It's All Good -2
#2 - its a movie called mama of Guillermo del Toro i think  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Warning Actually spooky +2
#3 - croabadrake (10/20/2014) [-]
**croabadrake rolled image** Google says yes. Thank you!
#66 - completly erected 10/20/2014 on It's funny because of boobs +14
#13 - Picture 10/20/2014 on Typed in "Majestic as Fuck"... 0
#1 - need more montages 10/20/2014 on Thug Life 0
#10 - Picture 10/20/2014 on Joke of the Day 0
#40 - that plushie zoom tho 10/20/2014 on BASED GOD HOTWHEELS ICES A HOE 0
#2 - wait so marihuana actually kill people?  [+] (12 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Dank to Death +10
User avatar #94 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
Scientifically speaking, it probably will
#7 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
It increases your likeliness of a few other diseases and mental illness which certainly increase your likeliness of death.
User avatar #10 - romanlettuce (10/20/2014) [-]
That's a little fucky but I see the point in it. Chronic users did have higher rates of some mental illnesses that could be lethal than non users did. It doesn't mean the drug caused it necessarily but more likely that drug addiction appeals to such people.
User avatar #96 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
The mental disease is debatable. Lung cancer is not.
User avatar #112 - romanlettuce (10/21/2014) [-]
Actually you'd be surprised at the links between cannabis smoking and lung cancer. Some studies strangely suggest that cannabis has a protective effect on the lungs. Other suggest it simply pales in comparison to the risk from tobacco smoke. After reviewing them I would bet that the risk is real but low. It's hard to find reliable tests for standardized cannabis use but this study is good.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23802821
User avatar #3 - kinokun (10/20/2014) [-]
its impossible to actually die from it. you'd have to smoke 1,500 pounds within 15 minutes to actually kill you.
User avatar #99 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
Smoke it regularly, like daily, for 20 years. Then go for a lung exam
User avatar #114 - romanlettuce (10/23/2014) [-]
You're a fucking pussy, mate. You can even handle being wrong. Little bitch.
User avatar #113 - romanlettuce (10/21/2014) [-]
People already have.

www.medscape.com/viewarticle/738255_4

They found cannabis smokers to have higher lung volume and no signs of pulmonary disease. It's bizarre but here it is.
#18 - kallesmange (10/20/2014) [-]
if i ever wanna commit suicide that's how i wanna go, just to fuck with rest of the world and be the only ever case of "OD on marijuana"
User avatar #5 - IAmManbearpig (10/20/2014) [-]
so it IS possible
User avatar #39 - kinokun (10/20/2014) [-]
you'd pass out before getting any close.
#1 - did he make it out? or did he end up in Narnia  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on It's All Good +72
User avatar #45 - kazene (10/20/2014) [-]
Dude, where is this gif from? I know I've seen it somewhere before...
#11 - luddethebunny (10/20/2014) [-]
he made it out in Narnia
#8 - eggilos (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - gamut (10/20/2014) [-]
Nigga drove straight up into Mordor.
#4 - theshrekening (10/20/2014) [-]
#2 - music has no future, it's only gonna get worst 10/20/2014 on The challenge 0
#19 - saved 10/20/2014 on Fucked Up -2
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