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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:12/01/2014
Location:Wisconsin
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Content Thumbs: 194 total,  314 ,  120
Comment Thumbs: 2597 total,  3119 ,  522
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 19 Content: New Here → Level 20 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 226 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:6
Content Views:11759
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:656
FJ Points:3001
Favorite Tags: mashed potatoes (4)

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#278 - don't do anything to this comment. 02/27/2013 on bieber 0
#9551 - Why am I a little ******* pussy? 5' 10''…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #9561 - teoberry (02/28/2013) [-]
You're not really. You're my height and you can grab a rim, which is really good, you can bench a whole lot more than me. I'm sure you're good for squats, even if you're not, you're not a pussy.
#35 - Picture 02/24/2013 on Your everyday badass -2
#229 - that's a sexual reference 02/24/2013 on 9 putts into one hole 0
#10 - Comment deleted 02/15/2013 on When my dad tried to play... 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2013 on Tape makes frosted glass clear +5
#46 - Monkeysuit (02/15/2013) [-]
#29107 - object will infinite mass is moving. Will is ever slow down?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #29178 - nevergetsdubs (02/05/2013) [-]
Infinite mass can't move, there is no space for it to move into
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#29122 - lyraateit has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29111 - bladeboy (02/04/2013) [-]
wut
#78 - Picture 02/04/2013 on Beyonce's halftime show if... +3
#13 - yes, i think i did 02/04/2013 on mfw doctor tells me to... 0
#6 - I use a mircowave in a tanning bed  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on Nooo! You love dem +13
User avatar #7 - yunogasaii (02/02/2013) [-]
I use my oven, it's a lot more efficient than a microwave.
#32 - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… 02/02/2013 on 4chan Games for Kids 0
#5 - why dont they come apart? 02/02/2013 on How does zipper works -1
#36 - Spongebob squarepants 02/02/2013 on anime +1
#4 - I usually coat my hands in rubber cement and dipped them in me…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Nooo! You love dem +160
User avatar #81 - dadukesta (02/03/2013) [-]
Is that a clesius 250? Because if not, you're letting your discs get too cold and they may shatter.
User avatar #67 - wiinor (02/03/2013) [-]
i cringed a little
#56 - wal (02/03/2013) [-]
**wal rolled a random image posted in comment #2842481 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Wrong, you get Edward Scissorhands to hold it for you.
#38 - neoexdeath (02/03/2013) [-]
HEY! That's my technique! I posted it on 9gag like...three days ago!
User avatar #5 - yunogasaii (02/02/2013) [-]
Do you use the oven or the microwave to keep it 250 degrees?
User avatar #6 - jizzmonster (02/02/2013) [-]
I use a mircowave in a tanning bed
User avatar #7 - yunogasaii (02/02/2013) [-]
I use my oven, it's a lot more efficient than a microwave.
#2 - Fixed with my amazing photoshop skills  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on pls +25
User avatar #5 - somniumecstasi (02/02/2013) [-]
gooby pls.
#3 - Comment deleted 02/02/2013 on Go kill yourself... 0
#6 - our usernames are quite similar.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on mfw doctor tells me to... +2
User avatar #12 - spermking (02/04/2013) [-]
i battled many sperm at the battle of ovary for my title, how did you win yours?
User avatar #13 - jizzmonster (02/04/2013) [-]
yes, i think i did
#75 - That is probably the saddest movie I have ever watched 02/02/2013 on Truths... 0
#318439 - were you not prepared?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #318442 - voltkills (01/29/2013) [-]
i thought it would be like... more then one question.
#318434 - please take this quick survey if you play Black Ops 2  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #318547 - mindsculptorjace (01/29/2013) [-]
>other
>sasha.
User avatar #318436 - voltkills (01/29/2013) [-]
was there supposed to be only one question?
User avatar #318469 - mathes (01/29/2013) [-]
he sad quick didn't he?
User avatar #318439 - jizzmonster (01/29/2013) [-]
were you not prepared?
User avatar #318442 - voltkills (01/29/2013) [-]
i thought it would be like... more then one question.
#4 - Comment deleted 01/29/2013 on imagine.... 0
#317892 - I bet the players get a lot of butthurt 01/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#6959 - If you play Black Ops 2 can you take this survey please. i… 01/29/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... -6
#317880 - For those of you that play Black Ops 2 can you please take thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #317889 - imnotkickthecat (01/29/2013) [-]
i voted xXx360noscopeswag420yolosmokealldayxXx, step up.
#48232 - Picture 01/29/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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User avatar #1 - jizzmonster (08/30/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIY!! look at all those items!
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