jizzmonster

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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:12/01/2014
Location:Wisconsin
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Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:656
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#64 - True. I say true. 05/31/2013 on Banana 0
#11 - I was watching David Blaine on night like 4 years ago on TV. … 05/27/2013 on Magic -1
#225 - Comment deleted 05/25/2013 on Awesome 0
#24 - "nerds are encouraged to get the **** out." 05/24/2013 on Airline Rules 0
#10188 - Over the past 3 years i have sprained my right ankle 8 times. … 05/19/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#336 - You really believe she's doing homework? 05/05/2013 on Parenting: doing it the... +54
#60 - you become rich, famous and become well respected? 04/29/2013 on How Dave Grohl wins every... +6
#4 - yes 04/20/2013 on EPIC +1
#929 - **** !!!! **** !!!!! GOD DAMN IT!!! WH… 04/20/2013 on Make this happen -1
#115 - Is that how it feels to chew 5 gum? 04/20/2013 on wut 0
#43 - Good for you. More people need to stick up from themselves and…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on "What a catch" -1
#48 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
You have useless skills than. No one will be able to hang out with or party with you for long if you keep drinking.
#34 - mine too. I also remember Naughty Bathroom Stick People. That … 04/12/2013 on First GIF I ever saw on FJ 0
#29 - you never partied.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on "What a catch" 0
#37 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
Actually i'm 19 and in college, I go to a few parties. Been to high school parties while I was in high school and college parties now that i'm in college. I'm not that weird guy standing in a corner silently judging everyone, I walk around and socialize. The difference is I don't been alcohol to be able to socialize, if you do than you're obviously just a boring person in general. If someone offers me a drink I just say no thank you, I don't lecture them.
User avatar #43 - jizzmonster (04/12/2013) [-]
Good for you. More people need to stick up from themselves and not give into peer pressure. I don't know you and I don't know what you want.If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of partying. Skills that make me a awesome guy to hang out with. If you let my booze go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will party with you.
#48 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
You have useless skills than. No one will be able to hang out with or party with you for long if you keep drinking.
#177 - blue? 04/07/2013 on Title: -1
#4 - Picture 04/06/2013 on Bootyliciouse. +3
#4 - 24 ahahahha 03/26/2013 on Oh, Hello 0
#54640 - opinion on this song?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #54688 - chrystof (03/19/2013) [-]
sound like the weird type of song on one of the rubbish gta radio stations
#60287 - I was unaware there was one. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60288 - misticalz (03/19/2013) [-]
It's fine :3
#60285 - your opinion on this song.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #60286 - misticalz (03/19/2013) [-]
Take it to the music board.
User avatar #60287 - jizzmonster (03/19/2013) [-]
I was unaware there was one. My bad.
User avatar #60288 - misticalz (03/19/2013) [-]
It's fine :3
#60284 - have you tried turning it off and on? 03/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#60280 - meg, everything you just said is a lie. 03/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#12 - is it weird i knew the old photo was Albert Fish 03/13/2013 on Mugshots 0
#11 - Why can't i stop laughing!! it's so god damn funny 03/02/2013 on :p 0
#9 - A horse walking into a bar. Everybody leaves as they real… 03/02/2013 on Argon 0
#302 -   ▲ ▲ ▲ 03/02/2013 on Chan the IV 0
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User avatar #1 - jizzmonster (08/30/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIY!! look at all those items!
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