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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:12/28/2013
Location:Wisconsin
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#31 - Picture 07/21/2013 on Sharing is caring 0
#38 - Why would he get disqualified? If he has the most votes by the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Currently on 4chan.... 0
User avatar #40 - inanimateobject (07/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, it shouldn't matter who wins as long as the game has been played fair, but this generation is a bunch of greedy self-centered cunts. It wouldn't surprise me if Charles is disqualified because it was "rigged", and then some swagfag bitch gets to go.
#981 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +13
#88 - What if they are painting it white?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Help -2
User avatar #97 - xgarthx (07/14/2013) [-]
The rollers are blue, and they would be stepping on wet paint.
#87 - Picture 07/14/2013 on Help +3
#2497 - Picture 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY 0
#2412 - But he killed a guy  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2013 on GEORGE ZIMMERMAN NOT GUILTY -3
User avatar #2516 - mattmenzo (07/14/2013) [-]
more like 3/5 of a guy
#2492 - CIS White Male (07/14/2013) [-]
Brick killed a guy with a trident
#2497 - jizzmonster (07/14/2013) [-]
#2487 - CIS White Male (07/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2462 - Sockopolis (07/14/2013) [-]
A guy that was trying to kill him.
#61 - Why is the bottom of the pool always a shade of blue? to make…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Help +18
User avatar #101 - solidderking (07/14/2013) [-]
because thats watermelon rosa, which atracts black people

just a joke
#85 - gurtol (07/14/2013) [-]
If i ever have a pool it's going to stay empty so i can skate it!
#84 - gurtol has deleted their comment.
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (07/14/2013) [-]
I'd go for orange or pink.
#70 - CIS White Male (07/14/2013) [-]
Water is clear dumbass, blue is just a reflection of the sky
User avatar #71 - shadowhorn (07/14/2013) [-]
The ocean is blue because water absorbs colors in the red part of the light spectrum. Like a filter, this leaves behind colors in the blue part of the light spectrum for us to see.

The ocean may also take on green, red, or other hues as light bounces off of floating sediments and particles in the water.

Most of the ocean, however, is completely dark. Hardly any light penetrates deeper than 200 meters (656 feet), and no light penetrates deeper than 1,000 meters (3,280 feet ).
#87 - jizzmonster (07/14/2013) [-]
#69 - KingTroll (07/14/2013) [-]
darker colors make the pool look dirty. my family just moved and the pool we have is a very dark turqouise gray, and it made the pool look so gross that you dont wanna even swim in it. but i like the red color you chose looks awesome
User avatar #67 - morbidbreath (07/14/2013) [-]
black sounds pretty cool
User avatar #79 - scotlandhome (07/14/2013) [-]
black would absorb more heat and probably keep the pool warmer, and not have to pay for the pool to be heated. and you could put some awesome blacklight shit in there for night swimming.
#2615 - *roll porn* 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +10
#101 - Picture 07/09/2013 on screencap your desktop +2
#28 - you're right . He probably is a ****** . 06/27/2013 on You sneaky motherfucker +11
#52 - Picture 06/25/2013 on Big Booty Bumpin +1
#223 - Atlas and P-Body?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
User avatar #235 - telekinetic (06/25/2013) [-]
I think Chel still counts as the main character of the game.
#23 - "God doesn't exist." Christians-0 Atheists-1 06/25/2013 on sweet god... literally -10
#399 - **jizzmonster rolls 08** 06/23/2013 on Roll a number 0
#361 - Picture 06/21/2013 on Holy Shit +1
#1346 - maleyes 06/18/2013 on Would you? 0
#284 - Balsam Lake, WI, United States 06/15/2013 on Let's try an experiment... 0
#24 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2013 on Some Facts +388
#59 - thamuz (06/15/2013) [-]
I like the Gordon Freeman Method too..

But you,you are going places. Ill see you in Hell kind sir/madam.
#46 - accomplishment (06/15/2013) [-]
#42 - wewilldinealone (06/15/2013) [-]
This guy
#36 - bloodmagic (06/15/2013) [-]
MFW slavery jokes
User avatar #70 - doctorstein (06/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, my great-great-grandfather was a runaway. The slaves took over the island.
#33 - toxictangerine (06/15/2013) [-]
That was perfect
#74 - oh i don't know? Same reason Pissing off a nest of wasps isn'…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2013 on 9 year old cock +7
User avatar #75 - spartusee (06/15/2013) [-]
What will they do to me? Track me down and arrest me? For looking through my personal things and finding an annoying video?
#84 - trickytrickster (06/15/2013) [-]
Well considering they have on file everything you have ever said or done in the last 13 years, they could probably find something.
#83 - jldragon (06/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say they could do anything on the grounds of that alone, but I'd say you wouldn't want to give them cause to dislike you.

Hypothetical: The guy who had to watch all those videos keeps you under surveillance until you wind up unwittingly on a page about Abbie Hoffman's "Steal this Book" or some youtube video about fertilizer bombs. Then he can reel you in claiming your a home-grown terrorist and ship you off to gitmo with the last laugh.

It's like flipping off a cop, you're legally allowed to but just... just don't, man.
User avatar #116 - spartusee (06/17/2013) [-]
Well if I have stuff maybe he shouldn't fucking be looking at it.
#69 - I don't think pissing off the FBI is a good idea  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2013 on 9 year old cock +3
User avatar #72 - spartusee (06/15/2013) [-]
Why
User avatar #74 - jizzmonster (06/15/2013) [-]
oh i don't know? Same reason Pissing off a nest of wasps isn't a good idea.
User avatar #75 - spartusee (06/15/2013) [-]
What will they do to me? Track me down and arrest me? For looking through my personal things and finding an annoying video?
#84 - trickytrickster (06/15/2013) [-]
Well considering they have on file everything you have ever said or done in the last 13 years, they could probably find something.
#83 - jldragon (06/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say they could do anything on the grounds of that alone, but I'd say you wouldn't want to give them cause to dislike you.

Hypothetical: The guy who had to watch all those videos keeps you under surveillance until you wind up unwittingly on a page about Abbie Hoffman's "Steal this Book" or some youtube video about fertilizer bombs. Then he can reel you in claiming your a home-grown terrorist and ship you off to gitmo with the last laugh.

It's like flipping off a cop, you're legally allowed to but just... just don't, man.
User avatar #116 - spartusee (06/17/2013) [-]
Well if I have stuff maybe he shouldn't fucking be looking at it.
#379 - I am ****** ****** the First … 06/13/2013 on porn stars 0
#488356 - Been playing a pc game recently with no problems the last coup…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#488365 - CIS White Male (06/04/2013) [-]
Idk, just do regular maintenance shit.
Run anti virus, defrag, restart and make sure you have everything updated
Don't run stuff in the background. Maybe check what programs are active, and see if somethings using a lot of RAM or something.

That's about as far as I can say without knowing what game and the specs of your PC
#488359 - nyeeeh (06/04/2013) [-]
Scan your computer for viruses? Not exactly an expert so that's the only real advice I can give.
#79 - i need an username. any suggestions?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Princess 0
User avatar #82 - bionicpanda (06/04/2013) [-]
jizzmonster seems appropriate enough
#9 - the asian took the picture using a mirror. Wouldn't the words …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2013 on They Shouldve been more... +75
#52 - populardude (06/02/2013) [-]
My reaction, not exagerating
#29 - liquidvoodoo (06/02/2013) [-]
My mind has transcended into a different universe with this revelation.

Asians.. They're special.
#27 - ucmerolling (06/02/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #2369170 at Friendly ** if i'm not mistaken he took the picture with his phone, not with a mirror. if look closely you can see him holding it
#39 - CIS White Male (06/02/2013) [-]
Where do you see that? i can only see that the camera part is pointing away from his body. if i didnt use a mirror he wouldnt be in the picture
#43 - ucmerolling (06/02/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #4641359 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** it's in his hand, look closer. And how can someone possibly use a mirror as a photo-taking device??
#17 - CIS White Male (06/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, unless he inverted the picture to fix the words being backwards.
User avatar #10 - lolyourusernamesux (06/01/2013) [-]
i think he flipped the picture
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User avatar #1 - jizzmonster (08/30/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIY!! look at all those items!
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