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#22 - I dont play LoL so i have no idea what is going on. 07/31/2012 on All Zeal Custom Game 0
#11 - That was some terrible acting 07/31/2012 on I don't even... 0
#23 - I all this one Autistic Primate  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2012 on I LOL'D so hard!!! +36
#147 - deathbylaughter (07/31/2012) [-]
I call this one "Old Gregg".
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#76 - lostfaux (07/31/2012) [-]
I found this piece of shit.
User avatar #56 - prepareuranas (07/31/2012) [-]
omg so dep
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ignor if ur gay & retard
User avatar #25 - nucularwar (07/31/2012) [-]
that's actually pretty good
#121 - then i must be hot 07/31/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +2
#2 - bugs are usually not flying 07/30/2012 on Title 0
#6 - deer gets hit by car in winter freezes solid and people st… 07/30/2012 on Get well soon! 0
#27 - Sneak King 07/30/2012 on Oh 4chan! 0
#238 - that's a lot of words. Can you summarize it for me?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on America... 0
User avatar #240 - moshthun (07/28/2012) [-]
That's kind of the laziness that I describe in my post, don't be a faggot, in the mean time I could've read it 5-6 times.

Seriously, just fucking read.
#230 - Japan attacked us first and it was during a war. 9/11 was unpr…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/28/2012 on America... 0
User avatar #248 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2012) [-]
during war? yeah, those civilians were a real menace
User avatar #236 - moshthun (07/28/2012) [-]
Was it?

Unprovoked you say? No it was not. It could be forseen, it would not have happened if America would not be such an oil whore. Al-Qaeda had advertisements for work the day before in newspapers. America is still doing when they then did, they keep barging in the Middle East, fuck places up, create wars inside the Middle East, funds the war a little bit and then the oil price drops. America is a whore for oil.

It is true, the attack was on a place where it should not have been, but then again, a nuke isn't that civil now is it? Maybe those civilians did not hate America? You see, we have bordered our world, shoved the power into the hands of some and let ourselves become slaves. We have destroyed ourself out of laziness to do what we want, and now end up killing each other for it. Wake up goddamnit because
"The American Dream is called that because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin.

Also, why don't you read this:

User avatar #242 - generaljosh (07/28/2012) [-]
Alright, first off, your grammar is simply atrocious, to the point that I really have no idea what you're saying. Secondly, that quote really doesn't apply here. The American Dream is the idea that anyone can become rich if they put in enough effort. It has absolutely nothing to do with foreign policy. Finally, would you care to elaborate on what you mean by "Al-Qaeda had advertisements for work the day before in newspapers. America is still doing when they then did"?
User avatar #244 - moshthun (07/28/2012) [-]
I should've made more paragraphs and all, excuse me I am just awake.

What I mean is that America is an oil whore, just like the rest of the Western part of the globe.
America is in the Middle East with the CIA and keeps looking over the shoulder of the countries, as an example, Iran. Iran is being supervised by America, this is not so awesome. Iran tells America to back the fuck off and leave them in peace. America keeps sending CIA into Iran, fucks up places so that oil prices drop. Iran get's really pissed and starts the making of a superweapon. To threaten America away. America is being a bitch and still sends more CIA, thus Iran will make a superweapon.

America always fucks up the Middle East, those little commercials on how to help etc. FUCK THEM. You're sending money to a military that just keeps fucking the country up.
User avatar #250 - generaljosh (07/28/2012) [-]
None of the middle easter wars were about oil. If the American government cared about the price of oil enough to start multiple wars, do you really think that the Arab nations would be making as much of a profit from oil as they are now?

Also, there are no little commercials asking people to send donations to the military.
User avatar #238 - jizzmonster (07/28/2012) [-]
that's a lot of words. Can you summarize it for me?
User avatar #240 - moshthun (07/28/2012) [-]
That's kind of the laziness that I describe in my post, don't be a faggot, in the mean time I could've read it 5-6 times.

Seriously, just fucking read.
#48 - what! you killed me! that can only mean one thing! You Hack! 07/28/2012 on CoD In A Nutshell +11
#103 - nice paint skills 07/28/2012 on THANKS! 0
#516 - So what is the surprise? 07/28/2012 on Product legality in Merica 0
#33 - thank you. 07/27/2012 on A Piece of History +2
#31 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2012 on A Piece of History +7
#201 - fkelly (07/28/2012) [-]
Your face after #33
#35 - when do the Olympics start? 07/27/2012 on Pony Olympics 0
#16 - story of my life 07/27/2012 on You're doing it really wrong 0
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#26 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Feel Old? +1
#138 - beefs (07/27/2012) [-]
Oh look, logic got pregnant and gave birth to this.
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#88 - udo (07/27/2012) [-]
It's like a logic-orgy up in this thread.
#320 - If you scrolled down this far, here is bread face man  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2012 on Youtube +45
User avatar #435 - bigblackguy (07/27/2012) [-]
and that isn't even his final form
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#204 - Yes? **** i think i did it wrong. 07/26/2012 on Youtube -8
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#8 - *Story Time* When i was 11 i was walking down my hallway a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2012 on Tingle legs +2
User avatar #16 - inToxicAsian (07/25/2012) [-]
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#76 - ".....scooped some of it up......" WTF!! 07/25/2012 on DAFUQ! Can i eat my period. 0
#63 - you should. i think i might as well because y the **** … 07/25/2012 on RS Logic +1
#628 - The Elite Four and Gary Oak or is it just Gary? 07/25/2012 on All the Awards to Drake Bell -1
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User avatar #1 - jizzmonster (08/30/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIY!! look at all those items!
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