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Date Signed Up:4/27/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:Wisconsin
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Level 19 Content: New Here → Level 20 Content: Peasant
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User avatar #74 - malistaticy (04/29/2013) [-]
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#48 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
You have useless skills than. No one will be able to hang out with or party with you for long if you keep drinking.
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#37 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
Actually i'm 19 and in college, I go to a few parties. Been to high school parties while I was in high school and college parties now that i'm in college. I'm not that weird guy standing in a corner silently judging everyone, I walk around and socialize. The difference is I don't been alcohol to be able to socialize, if you do than you're obviously just a boring person in general. If someone offers me a drink I just say no thank you, I don't lecture them.
User avatar #43 - jizzmonster (04/12/2013) [-]
Good for you. More people need to stick up from themselves and not give into peer pressure. I don't know you and I don't know what you want.If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of partying. Skills that make me a awesome guy to hang out with. If you let my booze go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will party with you.
#48 - N. Korean citizen (04/12/2013) [-]
You have useless skills than. No one will be able to hang out with or party with you for long if you keep drinking.
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User avatar #1 - jizzmonster ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIY!! look at all those items!
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